FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone unable to accommodate

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Whatever the reasons please list below

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I live with a pack of wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't really exist. We are married to other people and really want to get our ends away. We are lying.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I have vicious cats

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Fear of crazies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a greenhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever the reasons please list below

My homes been condemned

Rats

Bailiffs came in and took all the furniture

The wife doesn't work

I don't have coffee

The neighbours wouldn't like it

I live in a commune

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd have to tidy the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband wouldn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in prison

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You wouldn't get passed the palace guard

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have a skunk!.

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I live in a bubble"

Wants to come and live in your bubble as mine has burst.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

No one wants to come

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't be bothered to clean up or change the sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone shrunk the kids

The mummy

The postman always brings rice

Aliens

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Single dad

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I am in prison"

Shouldn't you have been shot in another thread then?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There's no more room under the patio and the cellar is starting to smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have barely any furniture after having moved recently and the walls in this victorian terrace house are thin enough we hear our neighbours farts (don't want to traumatize their children).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like to accommodate and like hotels and like visiting other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my furniture has been nailed to the ceiling by a prankster friend

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Because if my neighbours see not they might report me to the RSPCA

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Live with strict Catholic over-bearing Asian parents

Most of the regulars in the London chat room make fun of this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother won't let me ;(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a cardboard box in an alleyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My private island has to remain secret

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I have my 24 year old son back living with me. I also have a Rottie who doesnt like strangers!!! Home meets need planning with military precision lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ain't coming to ours because you're all depraved prevents and you'd probably nick our stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can't accommodate because the neighbours keep complaining about the noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 in house and all do shifts so someone always a sleep and would not wont to wake them

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I live in a mansion and don't want my meets to get ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't because I live in a tent whilst my house is being renovated to appear on grand designs.

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By *iccii69Man
over a year ago

Surrey

"Whatever the reasons please list below

My mum doesnt like me bringing home strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to revise for my GCSE's.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I live in a cardboard box in an alleyway.

A cardboard box? ....we used to dream of a cardboard box I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/02/16 23:55:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat attacked my last meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/02/16 23:57:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ivory tower is for my eyes only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in a cardboard box in an alleyway.

A cardboard box? ....we used to dream of a cardboard box I tell thee

Have you been drinking Chateau de Chasselas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be too d*unk to get to the door..hic up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well we arent genuine for starters so would be a complete waste of time -

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm an Internet spambot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on the dark side of the Moon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is welcome here....

you just have to get past the dachshund first

Imagine an angry Frankfurter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in a bubble"

me to

unburstable one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh you are from Liverpool, I've not got time to hide my valuables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh you are from Liverpool, I've not got time to hide my valuables "

That really made me laugh. Thank you

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You might smell the bodies under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The house is full

Virgin cut me off

Just can't and won't

Lost my key

Tescos are delivering today

My baby sitters here

Dog ate last guest

It's not safe

Health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no more room under the patio and the cellar is starting to smell. "

Air fresheners. That's all I'm saying.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots of neighbours, if bed squeaks too loud we get reported to police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U might alert my wardens about my sexual activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live on a houseboat so can only accomodate if you have your 25metre swimming badge.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't accommodate.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"We live on a houseboat so can only accomodate if you have your 25metre swimming badge.

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wow! That's exciting!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Idiots of neighbours, if bed squeaks too loud we get reported to police"

Play on the floor. Better for your back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out on a massive bender and have forgotten where I live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pampas grass hasn't grown long enough yet

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I've cleaned the carpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The concrete isn't dry yet after last one I buried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still trying to find a place in the garden for the other 11 bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very antisocial

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Cats and kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The concrete isn't dry yet after last one I buried

Grrrrr just beat me too it :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually having to accommodate lately due to being tagged.

On the plus side, my parole officer is fit as...

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I live on the moon, just visiting

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I don't like people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the painters in....

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I'm actually having to accommodate lately due to being tagged.

On the plus side, my parole officer is fit as..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live with minions

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No house due to unexpected bomb damage!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Don't accommodate but I am a registered traveller (well on a register at any rate).

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a time waster/ fantasist

(Well someone had to say it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accommodate!

I live in a shipping container, its the one labeled "Isis sex slaves" so come on over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We live on a houseboat so can only accomodate if you have your 25metre swimming badge."

Last time I visited Upton, it was underwater. Would a stout pair of wellies, be sufficient ?

Can't accom because the drawbridge is still broken, from the Great Siege of 2007. You'd have to wade thru the shark-infested moat, in bite-proof underpants

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Whatever the reasons please list below

A nosey, incontinent 86yr old mother in law!

Mrs WD40

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Whatever the reasons please list below

This is an excellent thread. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a van, get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to tidy the house."

Ditto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with a pack of wolves

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that's no excuse I love wolves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have vicious cats"
I don't know your pussy looks sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a shoe

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I live in a shoe

The reply should be

"Good, I'm shoe horny".

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A clause in our contract

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Because I've got to tidy up after you've gone x wash the sheets and explain the strange noises to the neighbours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I choose not to

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Our home is our sanctuary for numerous reasons. We don't bring swinging meets here, it's very important to us that our personal life and our swinging life are kept seperate which is why we always meet away from home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.prison, Holloway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost our keys, can't get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big bad wolf blew my house down and now direct line have refused to pay on the grounds that straw houses are prone to wolf deprivation .. just a cop out if you ask me but you know what insurance companies are like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big bad wolf blew my house down and now direct line have refused to pay on the grounds that straw houses are prone to wolf deprivation .. just a cop out if you ask me but you know what insurance companies are like

pitching up a tent tonight then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is currently a crime scene and I'm now allowed in. The neighbours rang the police following the screaming from numerous women heard last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most fabsters can't read so they couldn't find the way here.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We're nuns and we live in a convent....none of the other nuns have got on to one of us being male....shhhh

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

U296 has a strict policy of no visitors when on wolf pack patrol. When will I ever see Lorient again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you step in you'll never want to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My careers don't understand my needs.

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