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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its certainly a big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

A lady who knows the struggle haha.

Its bloody hard to do with a large phone and having to press the shutter on screen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics!

A lady who knows the struggle haha.

Its bloody hard to do with a large phone and having to press the shutter on screen!"

I was trying to hold it (and it's massive) and get a picture on my phone but I just couldn't do it! Didn't have enough hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics!

A lady who knows the struggle haha.

Its bloody hard to do with a large phone and having to press the shutter on screen!

I was trying to hold it (and it's massive) and get a picture on my phone but I just couldn't do it! Didn't have enough hands "

Exactly that!!! Need at least another hand to hold the phone steady. I have to get Mrs involved for pics of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics!

A lady who knows the struggle haha.

Its bloody hard to do with a large phone and having to press the shutter on screen!

I was trying to hold it (and it's massive) and get a picture on my phone but I just couldn't do it! Didn't have enough hands

Exactly that!!! Need at least another hand to hold the phone steady. I have to get Mrs involved for pics of mine "

I wouldn't be able to take photos of your cock without wanting to climb on

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You need a photographer.

I'd offer, but it looks like a cheesy chat-up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need a photographer.

I'd offer, but it looks like a cheesy chat-up line"

Hahha I think I'd be too shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a photographer.

I'd offer, but it looks like a cheesy chat-up line

Hahha I think I'd be too shy!"

Id soon put your nerves at ease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You so need a photo of that over the toilet bowl (seat left up, obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The struggle is real lol

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

I have an even bigger crush on you now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You so need a photo of that over the toilet bowl (seat left up, obvs) "

Give the girl a break. To hold her strap on, over the loo, with a sky remote, and a lynx can. Really is toooo much to handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You so need a photo of that over the toilet bowl (seat left up, obvs) "

Hahaha I'm actually going to do that! Starkers with just a pair of dirty socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You so need a photo of that over the toilet bowl (seat left up, obvs)

Give the girl a break. To hold her strap on, over the loo, with a sky remote, and a lynx can. Really is toooo much to handle "

And to make sure that her socks are round her ankles

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I know how to take good cock pics

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

I feel your pain, I was the same with my dick pic.. Blood nightmare to do, hence me resting it in my jeans if I tried to do a toilet pic I think I would drop it in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a difficult skill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics!

A lady who knows the struggle haha.

Its bloody hard to do with a large phone and having to press the shutter on screen!

I was trying to hold it (and it's massive) and get a picture on my phone but I just couldn't do it! Didn't have enough hands

Exactly that!!! Need at least another hand to hold the phone steady. I have to get Mrs involved for pics of mine

I wouldn't be able to take photos of your cock without wanting to climb on "

I have the camera ready. Looking forward to trying to take shots of that!!!!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

You've done really well. You need to work a bit more on them being badly lit and out of focus if you want to fit in though.

Try again and this time try furiously wanking it like you're trying desperately to keep it hard. That should give you the appropriate level of camera shake.

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By *ylonSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I think it would look best over a tray of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have worked out a method for mine now.

Phone tripod from poundland, countdown timer on the phone to give you time to get it at the right angle etc...

Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

Not as easy as you think is it lol.

Someone's already mentioned it but do one with the sky remote lmao. It's reminding me, I need to buy Mrs Tee a strap on lol.

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington


"...more respect for guys who have loads of cock shots.

It's taken me absolutely ages to get 2 half decent photos of my new strap on! I thought I knew my good angles but clearly not!

All hail dick pics! "

It's all about the angle

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Don't forget to have your pants around your ankles, dirty washing on the floor and your washing basket just at the edge of the shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to have your pants around your ankles, dirty washing on the floor and your washing basket just at the edge of the shot"

Damm thats a hot pic

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Could try a selfie stick

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to have your pants around your ankles, dirty washing on the floor and your washing basket just at the edge of the shot

Damm thats a hot pic

.

Could try a selfie stick

xx"

Damn... I got bought one for xmas and forgot about it!! (goes to find the selfie stick he got for xmas)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to have your pants around your ankles, dirty washing on the floor and your washing basket just at the edge of the shot

Damm thats a hot pic

.

Could try a selfie stick

xx

Damn... I got bought one for xmas and forgot about it!! (goes to find the selfie stick he got for xmas) "

So did we, one of the aldi ones with bluetooth connection... the look we gave each other said what its best use would be...

xx

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

A quick high def video pass around all angles is a good technique! Then pause on a good view and screen shot

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