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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Do they ever work? I don't mean the generic ones that some people probably send out as introduction, but the long screed of text copied from some erotic website that nearly always starts with 'We meet in a bar, your nipples hard against the fabric of your black mini dress...'

Women, has that sort of thing ever turned you on? Men, has that sort of thing ever got you a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't do anything for me.

I'll ask Marc if any of the ones he has sent out yield any results.

-Courtney

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never figured out how to cut and paste messages

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Can't stand them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Imagine... you're upstairs....

Always a no thanks from me

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Never figured out how to cut and paste messages "

Probably best you never do.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Absolutely never works...just shows they have no imagination of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear "

Exactly this. Winds me right up. Not only could they not even be arsed to read my profile, they couldn't even be bothered to look at the pictures.

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I don't do them rather do what I say in person, there just keyboard warriors probley wouldn't leave up to what they wrote lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Always just hit the delete button - I can't even be arsed reading past the first line

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Nope... delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine your at a bar.... and a stranger comes and introduces himself to you... you have a chat and a friendly drink, he says thank you and you both go your separate ways.....

Messages like this??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they ever work? I don't mean the generic ones that some people probably send out as introduction, but the long screed of text copied from some erotic website that nearly always starts with 'We meet in a bar, your nipples hard against the fabric of your black mini dress...'

Women, has that sort of thing ever turned you on? Men, has that sort of thing ever got you a meet?"

Instant block

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzashagyabitch" is easy to type

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I kept eeceiving the same one every few weeks from one guy. Not a single word changed on it. I just kept deleting. The last time he sent me it(early last week) I advised him to change the record!!

I'm blocked now

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I keep getting one that says "I'd love to meet you both" errrrmmmm both??

I just delete and the one who does the meet in a bar scenario, it sounds like he sends them to a lot of ladies

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I only read stories with pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Gizzashagyabitch" is easy to type "

Has it ever worked?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I only read stories with pictures "

Pop up pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never figured out how to cut and paste messages "

Type some stuff in a word document, spellcheck, highlight, click edit then cut, find some hot woman you want to message, right class click and paste, easy thought copy and paste would be better

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Easy filter for a block and delete for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages? People get messages?

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"Do they ever work? I don't mean the generic ones that some people probably send out as introduction, but the long screed of text copied from some erotic website that nearly always starts with 'We meet in a bar, your nipples hard against the fabric of your black mini dress...'

Women, has that sort of thing ever turned you on? Men, has that sort of thing ever got you a meet?"

nope, easy to spot, and deleted by me, if they cant be original, I don't reply

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I keep getting one that says "I'd love to meet you both" errrrmmmm both??

I just delete and the one who does the meet in a bar scenario, it sounds like he sends them to a lot of ladies "

I keep getting one that says, I was late home from work and needed the loo, ran up to bathroom, mum was in there naked

nothing else just those words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me hit the delete button quicker than diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah they make me cringe - even if they'd been written specifically just for me, in which case they'd probably make me cringe even more.

I like a cut and paste where they've left someone else's name at the top the best.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Nah they make me cringe - even if they'd been written specifically just for me, in which case they'd probably make me cringe even more.

I like a cut and paste where they've left someone else's name at the top the best. "

+1

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I like a cut and paste where they've left someone else's name at the top the best. "

I once got a great big, long, c&p story from some guy and I replied that it wasn't my thing.

In his tirade of abuse that he replied with he called me a completely different name.

I wondered if he had his reply read to c&p too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

*ready

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Do they ever work? I don't mean the generic ones that some people probably send out as introduction, but the long screed of text copied from some erotic website that nearly always starts with 'We meet in a bar, your nipples hard against the fabric of your black mini dress...'

Women, has that sort of thing ever turned you on? Men, has that sort of thing ever got you a meet?"

Doesn't do anything for me. Mostly because it is obviously copied and therefore a bit of a lazy approach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/02/16 15:47:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the bar and I saw you was playing with your nipples as you was looking over whilst having a drink

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I only read stories with pictures

Pop up pics "

They were until I broke my 3D pornograph

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

The story ones never work. No.

Some copy and paste messages do work.

Also, an interesting point. I used to send big messages to ladies, custom written ones, and I'd usually get a reply saying it was copy and paste, when it wasn't.

I no longer write long custom messages.

I write short and sweet custom messages, if any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete straight off, don't even look at their profile.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Just deleted 3 versions of hey how's your day/weekend going. Do any women or couples bother to reply to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just deleted 3 versions of hey how's your day/weekend going. Do any women or couples bother to reply to that? "

If I like their profile and photos, yeah of course I would, it's a perfectly polite opener. I don't want someone to write me an epic first message.

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By *Iiss Exxe and Mr KCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I get a few o these now and hen on my singles profile....start with a hello, then a story then a "Im in a hotel near you right now wanna make this a reality?"

does nothing for me

miss exx

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"I keep getting one that says "I'd love to meet you both" errrrmmmm both??

I just delete and the one who does the meet in a bar scenario, it sounds like he sends them to a lot of ladies

I keep getting one that says, I was late home from work and needed the loo, ran up to bathroom, mum was in there naked

nothing else just those words"

Phahahahahaha

Sounds like a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear "

^^ this!

"Imaging you're wearing stockings and a mini skirt..." I don't own either of those items...

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear "

they always imagine I will be climaxing within minutes of them touching me erm no!

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats a day or reading Mills and Boon books wasted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never stoop so low....would not expect any ladies to be stupid enough to fall for it anyway. And if they were that stupid I wouldn't want to meet them!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear

^^ this!

"Imaging you're wearing stockings and a mini skirt..." I don't own either of those items..."

Yes, and that you want oral for hours and hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a turn on for me,quite the opposite,makes me cringe and,reach for the sick bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant delete.. It's lazy and an indication of the person they are

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nope...next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely never works...just shows they have no imagination of their own."
it could also show they have had enough of taking the time to compose a message to persons that may or may not reply, hence I see just saying hi, is an acceptable way to introduce yourself initially and the finer details can be exchanged at a later stage of both agree,some women seem to think anything less than 5000 words as an introduction is insulting to them

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I hate them because they always imagine I'll be wearing stuff I'd never wear

^^ this!

"Imaging you're wearing stockings and a mini skirt..." I don't own either of those items...

Yes, and that you want oral for hours and hours"

And how you'll cum in their mouth. Erh no you really don't know me in the slightest love

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"I only read stories with pictures

Pop up pics "

With scratch and sniff pages?

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