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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

That sounds amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and I would enjoy such meet too lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So people would be happy with just that and no sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So people would be happy with just that and no sex?"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

Is end up having the naughtiest wank after you left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the teasing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

Is end up having the naughtiest wank after you left "

No but I'd want cum on the visit I'd like the guy to wank into my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

Is end up having the naughtiest wank after you left

No but I'd want cum on the visit I'd like the guy to wank into my mouth. "

For a no sex meet, it doesn't get much better than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a perfect meet to me, love all the teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

Is end up having the naughtiest wank after you left

No but I'd want cum on the visit I'd like the guy to wank into my mouth. "

Ooooh....that just makes it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

With you yes please.

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By *uv a sukMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

how do i book a appointment nurse/doctor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that.. "

This is true

Dr's usually give a follow up visit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that.. "

I did, Mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So people would be happy with just that and no sex?"
Yes, that is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that.. "

Ain't that the truth!

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By *andingo16Man
over a year ago

london

I'm ill

Need a nurse to nurse me back to health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick"

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek "

pun intended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So people would be happy with just that and no sex?"

I can leave for porthcawl anytime now haha

Sounds amazing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek "

I prefer tongue between cheeks thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek

pun intended? "

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek "

ok but if I was single I'd still say no, after I'd stopped laughing

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

Nurse nurse get me the screen please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

I mean no man.. As in single.. She not looking for couples

And it was said tongue in cheek

pun intended?

Obvs "

How could it not be

On another note, Love your lips...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick"

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool. "

What happens if some of the cum splatters on your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool. "

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x"

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Id fly to Wales just for that sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool. "

Oh dear, mieaow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

Lol, Strange GP's you have in Wales!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck Id fly to Wales just for that sounds amazing"

We be enemies soon on 7th of February! Start of the 6 nations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Id fly to Wales just for that sounds amazing

We be enemies soon on 7th of February! Start of the 6 nations!"

Do I match your needs ? I'd love to have what your offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of the rimming part. Rim you instead and we have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"
no sorry I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Id fly to Wales just for that sounds amazing

We be enemies soon on 7th of February! Start of the 6 nations!"
I went to watch wales v Italy at the millennium stadium just before rugby world cup started and they wernt good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So people would be happy with just that and no sex?"

maybe dinner 1st,,watch a film,,then ya can lick my hole,,ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool.

"

? Difference is I never asked if anyone wanted a 51 year old man. Is it so upsetting to be told no to something when everyone knows how weak and desperate all men are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool.

? Difference is I never asked if anyone wanted a 51 year old man. Is it so upsetting to be told no to something when everyone knows how weak and desperate all men are? "

Yes but first you said after you'd finished laughing at my request you'd say no, then said it wouldn't be for you. I'm saying that an older man wouldn't be for me so the request wouldn't be open to you in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool.

? Difference is I never asked if anyone wanted a 51 year old man. Is it so upsetting to be told no to something when everyone knows how weak and desperate all men are?

Yes but first you said after you'd finished laughing at my request you'd say no, then said it wouldn't be for you. I'm saying that an older man wouldn't be for me so the request wouldn't be open to you in the first place. "

No it never was. You just asked if guys would be happy with this kind of meet. Did you really expect everyone to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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no sorry I'm out "

Why what's the off putting part? The not having sex at the end of it? Reckon guys would be pissed off with just that? If I do this I don't wanna be putting myself in a dangerous situation where a guy is turned on but I don't want sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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no sorry I'm out

Why what's the off putting part? The not having sex at the end of it? Reckon guys would be pissed off with just that? If I do this I don't wanna be putting myself in a dangerous situation where a guy is turned on but I don't want sex. "

I think I would have a huge load to blow if you done it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds horny as fuck . Would we be able to check you also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing you just want to use me for my ass and cum is hot ! I'd love it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So people would be happy with just that and no sex?"

The guys/ guy would definitely want to cum though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on all fours waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds horny as fuck . Would we be able to check you also? "

Would depend how I felt. I don't want sex meets for a while and if I started letting the guys do things to me I'd end up fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm close to you. I'd be happy to let you experiment on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horny as fuck . Would we be able to check you also?

Would depend how I felt. I don't want sex meets for a while and if I started letting the guys do things to me I'd end up fucking. "

Have had a few meets when there has not been fucking and have always come away feeling good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm close to you. I'd be happy to let you experiment on me "

Too young dude and don't have the type of willy I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm close to you. I'd be happy to let you experiment on me

Too young dude and don't have the type of willy I need. "

What type of silly do you need? Lol

I do have better clearer pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to ask, what type of willy do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say I meet the requirements of willy type on your page lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash "

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to ask, what type of willy do you need? "

8 to 9 inches, very thick, good amount of turtle neck, some prominent veins running through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!"

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead "

Get a car then!

So what do you think of the bum lick meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to ask, what type of willy do you need?

8 to 9 inches, very thick, good amount of turtle neck, some prominent veins running through it. "

Message me and I'll show you I meet the standard haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to ask, what type of willy do you need?

8 to 9 inches, very thick, good amount of turtle neck, some prominent veins running through it.

Message me and I'll show you I meet the standard haha "

I'm alright I am hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to just have you do that 2 me xx stace

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By *un_jlMan
over a year ago

stevenage

Id love to do that and not have sex sounds amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead

Get a car then!

So what do you think of the bum lick meets?"

Love the idea.

Your have to remove the hair first though, maybe help me have a nice bath too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead

Get a car then!

So what do you think of the bum lick meets?

Love the idea.

Your have to remove the hair first though, maybe help me have a nice bath too.

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you know I don't have a bath anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead

Get a car then!

So what do you think of the bum lick meets?

Love the idea.

Your have to remove the hair first though, maybe help me have a nice bath too.

you know I don't have a bath anymore!"

Sponge bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well at least i know who my nurse is gonna be after my inevitable next bike crash

Don't go crashing just for some TLC off the witch!

I dont do it deliberately, car drivers just want me dead

Get a car then!

So what do you think of the bum lick meets?

Love the idea.

Your have to remove the hair first though, maybe help me have a nice bath too.

you know I don't have a bath anymore!

Sponge bath? "

Wet wipe wash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor, I need a checkup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

So when is the next available appointment? Lol

'I don't wanna see no doc

I need attendance from my nurse around the clock

For there's no prescription for me

She is the one, the only remedy'

Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happens every time I go to the surgery. and they give me drugs too...

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool. "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that..

I did, Mick

Couples aren't my target audience so that's cool.

I wasn't speaking for 2, just saying it wouldn't be for me x

Yeah neither are 51 year old men so we're cool.

Ouch "

Made me laugh too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cum in the past whilst a women was rimming me - its awesome feeing

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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no sorry I'm out

Why what's the off putting part? The not having sex at the end of it? Reckon guys would be pissed off with just that? If I do this I don't wanna be putting myself in a dangerous situation where a guy is turned on but I don't want sex. "

You don't want to be in a dangerous situation !!! You threw a guy off you cos his dick wasn't up to your 'standards' That's dangerous

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

I'd be happy to do this. It's a no sex meet and I would have no expectations of sex. But it does sound like teasingly good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

Sounds like fun ....

If you need a sidekick to help may i put my name forward ?

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over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh.. "

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

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over a year ago

Speaking as a 53 year old man, who has been younger than this - honest. This doesn't appeal!

(I can remember the early days, and the war)...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

Sounds like fun ....

If you need a sidekick to help may i put my name forward ?

"

Course, tag team!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

"

I'd love it!

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over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

"

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks

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over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

"

I'm curious about rimming, I've never had it done to me, only ever been the giver. It's something I'd consider but circumstances would need to be right for me to go ahead with it.

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over a year ago


"I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh.. "

To be fair, despite not being into this senario, being too old, part of a couple, and having a sub 9" cock,

Seawitch is a regular and good forum user, so as an OP she has earned many readers and answers.

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over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

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over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!"

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Yes I'd be up for that

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over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?"

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks "

Nope; it was an inspection, a puppy check up - play nurse and leave. It has only gotten into a cum-fest as it's gained popularity of guys that want to get their dicks out. It was originally a fantasy enter, drop pants, bend and exit.

Maybe this should be moved to the meets section?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club "

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks

Nope; it was an inspection, a puppy check up - play nurse and leave. It has only gotten into a cum-fest as it's gained popularity of guys that want to get their dicks out. It was originally a fantasy enter, drop pants, bend and exit.

Maybe this should be moved to the meets section? "

Maybe you should be moved to the bitter section. Just fucking relax man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample. "
Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks

Nope; it was an inspection, a puppy check up - play nurse and leave. It has only gotten into a cum-fest as it's gained popularity of guys that want to get their dicks out. It was originally a fantasy enter, drop pants, bend and exit.

Maybe this should be moved to the meets section?

Maybe you should be moved to the bitter section. Just fucking relax man. "

I'm cool? Just getting my arse poked isn't my thing, though your idea seems to have taken off! Seen as you don't like fucking... this have gained ground and there are plenty that are willing.. so get some cock and rim and sort you needs out chick???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seawitch....somehow you always manage to make me smile

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over a year ago


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?"

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy.

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over a year ago


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy. "

Right thats me done...cheers love..i now can't get up from my fucking desk..and if my boss comes over and asks me into her office i might have to walk like a duck and pretend my guts hurt to stop my cock poking out...

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over a year ago


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy. "

Sea witch; you never fail to get cocks throbbing it would seem. To hear that lovely welsh accent whilst we are on all fours would be a dream. Glad I have the day off. Play time is not over

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over a year ago


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy.

Sea witch; you never fail to get cocks throbbing it would seem. To hear that lovely welsh accent whilst we are on all fours would be a dream. Glad I have the day off. Play time is not over "

Haha my accent makes everything sound funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy.

Sea witch; you never fail to get cocks throbbing it would seem. To hear that lovely welsh accent whilst we are on all fours would be a dream. Glad I have the day off. Play time is not over

Haha my accent makes everything sound funny!"

Sometimes humour can be an attractive quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip "

It's all in the spirit of harmless fun, don't be so negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads make brilliant filters

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By *oinMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"No man who likes being rimmed and blowjobs will say no to that.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip

It's all in the spirit of harmless fun, don't be so negative. "

Their just bitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip

It's all in the spirit of harmless fun, don't be so negative.

Their just bitter! "

It appears so have you had many of these meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do i get referred for assessment Doc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip

It's all in the spirit of harmless fun, don't be so negative.

They're just bitter! (Ooops!)

It appears so have you had many of these meets? "

Like to rim all the time but only had one of these meets where there's been no sex. See my post a few comments above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. My. God. This forum is Tim's idea of nirvana. He would love it beyond words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl what a piss take, come on guys get a grip

It's all in the spirit of harmless fun, don't be so negative.

They're just bitter! (Ooops!)

It appears so have you had many of these meets?

Like to rim all the time but only had one of these meets where there's been no sex. See my post a few comments above!"

I like to rim, being rimmed is new to me. I saw the comment; wasn't sure if that was your first like this. But there has to be a first to know if it's for you and your meet.

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By *ercedes_SLKMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

I can't foresee you encountering much resistance on this....

Meets should encompass the full spectrum of experiences

What's not to like about this scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was horny

V xxx

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over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

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Cool, at least you've both found each other!

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By *oungAndFilthy15Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

My girlfriend has a fever needs a nurse

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over a year ago


"My girlfriend has a fever needs a nurse "

I'm not into birds. Huge dick handsome men only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My girlfriend has a fever needs a nurse

I'm not into birds. Huge dick handsome men only. "

It's a shame I'm outside your age range

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

Nope...I like to go the whole hog. ..much as I would love to have your tongue up my arse my cock would be aching to be inside you so ulimately I would leave frustrated...

I did in fact receive an invite from a gorgeous couple where the only thing on the menu was a blowjob ...I declined..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!"

Not with your help darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling."

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do."

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do."

Why don't you ignore the 'snide' remarks? There's only one poster on this thread who sounds childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds pretty dam good to me doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so""

What she chooses to do really isn't any of your business.

Grow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

What she chooses to do really isn't any of your business.

Grow up."

There's a lot of unmentionable things I could say. So I won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have the same doctor as me? He always took my temperature that way too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh.. "

You really don't get some people do you. I've done this plenty of times to men because I haven't felt like being touched. It's sexy,hot and satisfying for both people. Sex isn't always about fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

I think you may have cornered the market on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!!.. The snide childish remarks are completely uncalled for. There are many men who this would be their ideal meet... EVERYONE is into different things.. just because it's a no sex meet doesn't mean she is going to get into trouble!... As long as everyone is clear before hand on the boundaries.. Like every other meet.. . Then there really is no problem... I have met men and just gave them a blow job.. Because it turns me on!!..

Plenty people have 'role play' meets and are perfectly grown up and sensible enough to understand the boundaries

Get a grip and grow up.

If the scenario isn't for you.. Move on.. Why be negative to someone over something you clearly have no interest in.. Unless it's a civil opinion it's not needed

OP.. I have had plenty of no sex meets in the past.. Blowjob only.. I'm not going to say.. Be selective or careful of who you pick.. Because you're not stupid... Role play is not dangerous with the right person... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow!!!.. The snide childish remarks are completely uncalled for. There are many men who this would be their ideal meet... EVERYONE is into different things.. just because it's a no sex meet doesn't mean she is going to get into trouble!... As long as everyone is clear before hand on the boundaries.. Like every other meet.. . Then there really is no problem... I have met men and just gave them a blow job.. Because it turns me on!!..

Plenty people have 'role play' meets and are perfectly grown up and sensible enough to understand the boundaries

Get a grip and grow up.

If the scenario isn't for you.. Move on.. Why be negative to someone over something you clearly have no interest in.. Unless it's a civil opinion it's not needed

OP.. I have had plenty of no sex meets in the past.. Blowjob only.. I'm not going to say.. Be selective or careful of who you pick.. Because you're not stupid... Role play is not dangerous with the right person... Enjoy "

This is exactly right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

What she chooses to do really isn't any of your business.

Grow up.

There's a lot of unmentionable things I could say. So I won't.

"

Oooh what are these unmentionable things? I'm intrigued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow!!!.. The snide childish remarks are completely uncalled for. There are many men who this would be their ideal meet... EVERYONE is into different things.. just because it's a no sex meet doesn't mean she is going to get into trouble!... As long as everyone is clear before hand on the boundaries.. Like every other meet.. . Then there really is no problem... I have met men and just gave them a blow job.. Because it turns me on!!..

Plenty people have 'role play' meets and are perfectly grown up and sensible enough to understand the boundaries

Get a grip and grow up.

If the scenario isn't for you.. Move on.. Why be negative to someone over something you clearly have no interest in.. Unless it's a civil opinion it's not needed

OP.. I have had plenty of no sex meets in the past.. Blowjob only.. I'm not going to say.. Be selective or careful of who you pick.. Because you're not stupid... Role play is not dangerous with the right person... Enjoy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised that people think its so unusual. Makes me think they don't get out much

The use of the word vanilla on here is funny when so many have quite basic sex,just with added people. It may not be vanilla but its barely raspberry ripple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surprised that people think its so unusual. Makes me think they don't get out much

The use of the word vanilla on here is funny when so many have quite basic sex,just with added people. It may not be vanilla but its barely raspberry ripple "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks "

Title of the thread being blow and go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so""

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some desperate kind of guys that'd go for this I'd think.

I expect when they realise there is no chance of a shag and they have just dropped their trousers for a 1 second rim and a cup of their balls, they'll realise the immaturity of the meet they have just had and in the shrunkeness of their dick.

I wonder if so many responses would have been gained by another OP tbh..

I'd want cum so it would be more than a one second rim, is there such a thing? If there's guys that genuinely like having their arse hole licked then they'd be the ones who would appreciate this kind of meet. There's plenty of guys that use glory holes or just meet to have their dick sucked, this is just a meet which involves having their dick sucked but also letting me rim them.

For a start you never mentioned having dick sucked, you just said having it wiped on your cheeks

Title of the thread being blow and go...."

It says that in our hairdressers. The Op came out with childish remarks regarding my age just because I said I wouldnt be happy with a meet like this then went on to try and humiliate some young guy over the size of his cock. All she had to say was no thanks. Why are people so blind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though...."

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just read this. Sounds amazing OP. I once had a GP inspect me 'down there' - started getting an erection. Didn't help that she was a gorgeous redhead. I still wank over it now lol.

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By *plash14Couple
over a year ago

blackpool


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"
only wish you could be closer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it "

Oh right

"I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Totally not gleeful in anticipation.

Any who what is it you can "see"

You seem to think that s man cannot be told no youre not having sex or that a woman has changed her mind without becoming a rapist.

Depending on which of you is posting if that is how the male half of you thinks you really should seek help as thats not healthy or normal.

The other disturbing side of your argument is the implication that when faced with the risk of rape for saying " no this isnt going any further" a woman should just lie back and give into her rapist.

It's all very "wrong" really as a _iewpoint.

Let alone as a pointscoring exercise.

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By *rettycockMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I would love to have this done to me .As long as both people are happy Cant see a problem . Book me in Seawitch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

What she chooses to do really isn't any of your business.

Grow up.

There's a lot of unmentionable things I could say. So I won't.

"

Haha haha lol at that status update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it

Oh right

"I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Totally not gleeful in anticipation.

Any who what is it you can "see"

You seem to think that s man cannot be told no youre not having sex or that a woman has changed her mind without becoming a rapist.

Depending on which of you is posting if that is how the male half of you thinks you really should seek help as thats not healthy or normal.

The other disturbing side of your argument is the implication that when faced with the risk of rape for saying " no this isnt going any further" a woman should just lie back and give into her rapist.

It's all very "wrong" really as a _iewpoint.

Let alone as a pointscoring exercise.

"

Now who needs to grow up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it "

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow this thread is still ongoing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So,,,,,,,has anyone had their bottom licked yet?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"

ha ha FUCK YES!!!!

You would even though you like filthy brutal sex, you'd be happy for something quite gentle and some calm relaxed licks of your arse hole?

Repeat again for the cheap seats ...FUCK YES!

I think its rude and i love rude stuff! Not just brutal stuff...besides...something filthy and mucky about you just wanting to lick a guys arsehole, rub his cum over your cheeks and then have him wank a big cumload into you mouth..and as i say, i love filthy. Might not like it if i didnt get to cum in your mouth but i am in the blow/bumlick n go club

yes I would want cum in my mouth, that would be me collecting a sample.

Would you not feel the need or want to cum yourself during the 'scenario'..such as having a play as the guy wanks into you mouth?

I had this kind of meet last month, arranged a meet (following a social) which was supposed to be full sex but it was at his house and he's too handsome, made me feel a little unsure of myself, for me to have felt comfortable I would've needed to be in my own house. But he let me lick his arse hole for ages, held his bum cheeks apart for me so I could really get inside. I love having my face between a guys arse cheeks the sweaty smell of the hole, just rubbing my nose and chin up and down the crack. Holding his dick and wanking it the same time is just the nicest feeling, you can feel all the involuntary throbs that the cock makes, love getting my tongue really far inside an arse hole where it starts to taste fleshy. All of that made me soaking plus to finish off he let me have the tip of his dick in my mouth whilst he was wanking and as he cum I sucked a bit harder cos that milks the dick and gives a nice sensation.

Guys smells and bum holes and just fussing a willy and watching what it does makes me happy. "

My head is about to explode, you sexy fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it

Oh right

"I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Totally not gleeful in anticipation.

Any who what is it you can "see"

You seem to think that s man cannot be told no youre not having sex or that a woman has changed her mind without becoming a rapist.

Depending on which of you is posting if that is how the male half of you thinks you really should seek help as thats not healthy or normal.

The other disturbing side of your argument is the implication that when faced with the risk of rape for saying " no this isnt going any further" a woman should just lie back and give into her rapist.

It's all very "wrong" really as a _iewpoint.

Let alone as a pointscoring exercise.

Now who needs to grow up. "

Where did i say anyone needed to grow up?

I simply pointed out your incredibly disturbing _iews towards rape and the hope you showed towards somone you disliked on the internet getting raped.

Cause I'm pretty sure thats the stuff that invokes "karma" not wanting to suck a man off without fucking him.

Anyway like i said if you're finding yourself, or you feel your partner is, having thoughts or urges towards forcing sex on somone if they refuse full sex after foreplay, there are groups snd agencies out there who can help.

101 (or pop in) and the police will likley be able to put you in touch with the relevant people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

Is end up having the naughtiest wank after you left

No but I'd want cum on the visit I'd like the guy to wank into my mouth. "

I'm lost for words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads make brilliant filters

Cool, at least you've both found each other!

Not with your help darling.

I've noticed your snide comments on a few of Seawitch's threads.

You sound childish and immature.

Why don't you just ignore her threads if she's not for you?

It's not hard to do.

I'm my best childish Essex voice - "whatever! "

But when she gets herself in trouble, I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Haha trouble...I'd be far more worried for the guys saftey than seawitch's if he tried anything.

But this does raise an interesting point that meeting for non penertrive sex is seen as a rape risk, but a full sex meet isnt.

We shall of course leave aside the almost gleeful tone of your post when discussing a human being being attacked though....

There was no gleeful tone. If people can't see what I can,fair enough. Get on with it

Oh right

"I promise not to be the first person to say " told you so"

Totally not gleeful in anticipation.

Any who what is it you can "see"

You seem to think that s man cannot be told no youre not having sex or that a woman has changed her mind without becoming a rapist.

Depending on which of you is posting if that is how the male half of you thinks you really should seek help as thats not healthy or normal.

The other disturbing side of your argument is the implication that when faced with the risk of rape for saying " no this isnt going any further" a woman should just lie back and give into her rapist.

It's all very "wrong" really as a _iewpoint.

Let alone as a pointscoring exercise.

Now who needs to grow up.

Where did i say anyone needed to grow up?

I simply pointed out your incredibly disturbing _iews towards rape and the hope you showed towards somone you disliked on the internet getting raped.

Cause I'm pretty sure thats the stuff that invokes "karma" not wanting to suck a man off without fucking him.

Anyway like i said if you're finding yourself, or you feel your partner is, having thoughts or urges towards forcing sex on somone if they refuse full sex after foreplay, there are groups snd agencies out there who can help.

101 (or pop in) and the police will likley be able to put you in touch with the relevant people."

No fucking clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it. "

This only intrigues me more about you, Seawitch. I'd definitely like to chat to you through PM. Although, we can't be 100% certain about who we may meet, you take steps to avoid the worst case scenario. Why people give you grief about your own individual fantasies is ridiculous. But not everybody will have the same opinion and believe they should push their own on others.

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over a year ago


"

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it.

This only intrigues me more about you, Seawitch. I'd definitely like to chat to you through PM. Although, we can't be 100% certain about who we may meet, you take steps to avoid the worst case scenario. Why people give you grief about your own individual fantasies is ridiculous. But not everybody will have the same opinion and believe they should push their own on others. "

There's two types of people that give me grief, there's guys with small dicks because I always harp on about only liking large cocks (I can't help it it's an illness) or there's the buzzard women that are just jealous.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Well seawitch, sounds like you have plenty of interest in this role play scenario, so you go girl and have fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it.

This only intrigues me more about you, Seawitch. I'd definitely like to chat to you through PM. Although, we can't be 100% certain about who we may meet, you take steps to avoid the worst case scenario. Why people give you grief about your own individual fantasies is ridiculous. But not everybody will have the same opinion and believe they should push their own on others.

There's two types of people that give me grief, there's guys with small dicks because I always harp on about only liking large cocks (I can't help it it's an illness) or there's the buzzard women that are just jealous. "

It's not an illness, it's just what you like.

Why is that any different to a guy saying they're only attracted to women with very small boobs for example.

You are an individual and you are allowed to like big cocks.

Anyone with a problem with that really needs to ask themselves why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it.

This only intrigues me more about you, Seawitch. I'd definitely like to chat to you through PM. Although, we can't be 100% certain about who we may meet, you take steps to avoid the worst case scenario. Why people give you grief about your own individual fantasies is ridiculous. But not everybody will have the same opinion and believe they should push their own on others.

There's two types of people that give me grief, there's guys with small dicks because I always harp on about only liking large cocks (I can't help it it's an illness) or there's the buzzard women that are just jealous. "

You like what you like, it happens to be large cocks. I like the welsh accent. People shouldn't try to change your _iews as that would in essence be like trying to change who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!

What an interesting Thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For goodness sake, there's more arse licking in this thread than half a dozen Seawitches could manage in a month of sundays.

Must be an illness

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"For goodness sake, there's more arse licking in this thread than half a dozen Seawitches could manage in a month of sundays.

Must be an illness"

Live and let live I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For goodness sake, there's more arse licking in this thread than half a dozen Seawitches could manage in a month of sundays.

Must be an illness

Live and let live I say! "

So do I! Thats the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For goodness sake, there's more arse licking in this thread than half a dozen Seawitches could manage in a month of sundays.

Must be an illness"

What is your problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys guys calm it down otherwise i am going to have to kick you all out and i don't want to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For goodness sake, there's more arse licking in this thread than half a dozen Seawitches could manage in a month of sundays.

Must be an illness

What is your problem?"

I don't have one thankfully. What is yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/01/16 17:02:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys guys calm it down otherwise i am going to have to kick you all out and i don't want to do that! "

Thread will close soon for getting too big. All this fuss just because I wanted to have some bum lick meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its a shame a few people derailed your thread, chick!

I hope you find a hung, handsome fella with a nice clean smooth bum to play with xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its a shame a few people derailed your thread, chick!

I hope you find a hung, handsome fella with a nice clean smooth bum to play with xx "

Hello!! Oh fuck i am miles away!! bugger

Anyway..this thread gathered some impressive momentum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys guys calm it down otherwise i am going to have to kick you all out and i don't want to do that!

Thread will close soon for getting too big. All this fuss just because I wanted to have some bum lick meets!"

You have plenty of guys interested. Hopefully you get your bum meets

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

That's the rear end of that then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guys guys calm it down otherwise i am going to have to kick you all out and i don't want to do that!

Thread will close soon for getting too big. All this fuss just because I wanted to have some bum lick meets!

You have plenty of guys interested. Hopefully you get your bum meets "

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to have some meets where I can pretend I'm a doctor doing house calls and I'm on my rounds. Guys just have to let me check their willy strength by letting me have a little squeeze, then in the same way you can see a puppy is healthy by it having a wet nose I'd have to rub pre cum willy bells over my cheeks. Then the guy would have to go on all 4s and pull his butt cheeks apart so I can stick my tongue inside his arse hole and take his temperature.

Would guys be happy to just have this kind of meet without having full sex?

"

Whatever does it for you sexy girl - I'm sure you'll find some very willing candidates!

Definitely not my cup of tea.

Personally I'm a HUGE penetration fan - I have to force myself to be patient during foreplay - when what I'm dying to do is get on top and ride the guy 'till I soak him with my cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys guys calm it down otherwise i am going to have to kick you all out and i don't want to do that!

Thread will close soon for getting too big. All this fuss just because I wanted to have some bum lick meets!"

Its nothing to do with you wanting bum lick meets, thats fine, its when people politely say its not for them you seem to take offence and try to put them down or belittle them or question them why or call them bitter and certain posters seem to have failed to notice that or have chosen to ignore it. Anyway, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surprised that people think its so unusual. Makes me think they don't get out much

The use of the word vanilla on here is funny when so many have quite basic sex,just with added people. It may not be vanilla but its barely raspberry ripple "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What? What can you see? You always make reference to the guy that I kicked out of bed because his dick was too small so if what you're alluding to is that one day I'll do something that will land myself in trouble then don't worry. That guy knew before hand how important penis size was to me, was the second time I met him, when he came to my home he was fully aware that my mum lived next door to me, fully aware that when he parked his car on the drive next to my car he knew my sister parked her car behind his so would effectively be trapped till she moved it. She does this with any guy coming to my house she will only move her car after I've chucked a stone at her bedroom window and she actually see's me asking to move her car, she won't trust a text just incase I'm unconscious and my assailant has used my phone so he can escape, I'm fucked up and I think fucked up things. Any guy that comes to my house can see where I've punched holes in my doors or kicked a hole in the odd door here and there so would know I'm not some airy fairy cunt of a bird, if you knew where I worked you'd know I can handle myself and know how to use tact and to be psychologically aware of men's emotions and how to diffuse situations. I'm not stupid, if I went to meet a guy to just suck his dick and tongue fuck his arse hole and if he wasn't satisfied with that and wanted full sex when I didn't want it I'd be calm and polite and just say something like I'd really like to but I'm not on the pill and it's the time that I'm ovulating so I will get pregnant, if he still wanted to persist and politely rape me with a condom I'd simply jump on his back and put him in a sleeper whilst he was putting the jonny on, give him two on the way down and I'd probably take his wallet and his watch for the cheek of it.

This only intrigues me more about you, Seawitch. I'd definitely like to chat to you through PM. Although, we can't be 100% certain about who we may meet, you take steps to avoid the worst case scenario. Why people give you grief about your own individual fantasies is ridiculous. But not everybody will have the same opinion and believe they should push their own on others.

There's two types of people that give me grief, there's guys with small dicks because I always harp on about only liking large cocks (I can't help it it's an illness) or there's the buzzard women that are just jealous.

It's not an illness, it's just what you like.

Why is that any different to a guy saying they're only attracted to women with very small boobs for example.

You are an individual and you are allowed to like big cocks.

Anyone with a problem with that really needs to ask themselves why."

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