FabSwingers.com forum: If I was the opposite sex I would.....

By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"

I would get in trouble for touching my own boobs, I just love them and wouldn't be able to keep my hands off em. Hahahaha

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

I would get in trouble for touching my own boobs, I just love them and wouldn't be able to keep my hands off em. Hahahaha"

lol....such a bloke answer..love it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"
but you are a man and john Wayne's a man have I missed something

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Be a massive lesbo

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Pee standing up

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By *rSwaggerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Upskirt Flash

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I would earn a fortune by selling sex to older rich people. They pay huge amounts for home visits too.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Explore everything I've already done as a woman to see what it feels like from the mans perspective...vaginal/anal penetration and bj's in particular

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Be Queen of the Fucking Universe, OK?!

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol but you are a man and john Wayne's a man have I missed something

Walk like John Wayne, not look like him...legs a kimbo.

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Explore everything I've already done as a woman to see what it feels like from the mans perspective...vaginal/anal penetration and bj's in particular

Now that is style right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't leave the house...

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Wouldn't leave the house...

lol...I'd have a lot of "alone time" too lol

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

Go out and pick up a Hot Chick and slag off men

And then I would pick up a Guy and slag Lesbians off

And compare

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Explore everything I've already done as a woman to see what it feels like from the mans perspective...vaginal/anal penetration and bj's in particular

You're not missing much. You have already got the best deal sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Queen of the Fucking Universe, OK?!"

You are half-right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing my bathroom up so I would be peter Andres ex and make good use of all that silicone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would test drive a sports car without being patronised by the salesperson, wear those really comfortable looking boxer type shorts and be really kind to little old ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feel like I was missing something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We talking just for a day?

I'd just wank all day and have sex to see what it feels like to be inside a fanny.

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By *verReadyGirthMan
over a year ago

city centre

I'd buy a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always the same answer here..

Do the helicopter

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Be a pro domme

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Errrr about the same as I do now I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex."

Been there and done it...

For real

(Being a woman is soooo much better

)

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Probably be rich by now working as escort like all the Romanian girls that are here earning up to 1-2k a day.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wear out a rabbit and a wand ... And a remote egg when I went out

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.

Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.

Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!

Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.

50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.

Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.

Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.

Go to a different pub, try to pull.

Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.

Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.

Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

(MrK) I'd try and work out why I'd suddenly lost the ability to park straight in a parking space.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.

Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.

Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!

Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.

50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.

Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.

Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.

Go to a different pub, try to pull.

Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.

Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.

Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.

(MrK) it's like you're inside my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love watching male on male gay porn. I'd fuck good looking toned guys alot. Basically act like a slut because it's socially acceptable for men to act like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never hve my cock outta my hand. I'd be wanking at every opportunity. Jill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"

Try everything out of pure curiosity well if I ever stopped touching my newly discovered boobs!!!

In a non sexual sense though I'd drive a car just to shock everybody that a woman can actually park

(before the abuse starts I'm joking !!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe go to the pub and accept a million free drinks

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Put up a 'pic' with a sky remote over a toilet bowl and start a thread about why I don't get any 'meets'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was the opposite sex I would sample clubs for free or a nominal fee ,I would actually say hi to the guys I've befriended before they say hi to me , I would enjoy a compliment ,I would pay for everything when on a date and I would always initiate sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was the opposite sex I would sample clubs for free or a nominal fee ,I would actually say hi to the guys I've befriended before they say hi to me , I would enjoy a compliment ,I would pay for everything when on a date and I would always initiate sex

LOL clearly you've been meeting the wrong women within your vanilla life.

I have said hi first, I can accept a compliment, I have been known to pay for everything whilst on a date. I even paid for my ex and myself to go for 2wks in the Caribbean. I more often then not initiated sex first. Even jump him soon as he walked in from work. He actually accused me of having a sex addition because I wanted it twice a day at least ! Lol

As for fab meets I have practically jumped on them too soon as I saw that glint in his eyes. Lol. Why wait? You can rest afterwards lol.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Get a word in edgeways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"

Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL clearly you've been meeting the wrong women within your vanilla life.

As for fab meets I have practically jumped on them too soon as I saw that glint in his eyes. Lol. Why wait? You can rest afterwards lol."
hehe hey you sound like my ideal woman ,I'm mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.

Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.

Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!

Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.

50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.

Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.

Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.

Go to a different pub, try to pull.

Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.

Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.

Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.

Don't forget to scratch balls one last time before going to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly

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you don't do that anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly

you don't do that anyway?

If I was a man for a day I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly

you don't do that anyway?

If I was a man for a day I would. "
that's maybe why you're single now then hehe he sounds like an interesting man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.

I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol

Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly

you don't do that anyway?

If I was a man for a day I would. that's maybe why you're single now then hehe he sounds like an interesting man

It's the drink can't keep of it. Then the porn and all that wanking no woman would want me

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

best thread I've ever started lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never leave the house

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