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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it

How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm

What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My cock is so medium I've given up measuring it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it

How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm

What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare

Not sure!

But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The last fanny fart I heard smelled like someone had shat a kipper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump

Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it

How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm

What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare

Not sure!

But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though!

Hahahaha I'm a lady I don't do such nonsenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last fanny fart I heard smelled like someone had shat a kipper

Gag. Why were you sticking your cock in something that smelt like that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last fanny fart I heard smelled like someone had shat a kipper

Cheeky! Smelled more like a mackerel to me!!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump

Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!

Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it

How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm

What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare

Not sure!

But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though!

Hahahaha I'm a lady I don't do such nonsenses

You don't? How?

Ah well - better out than in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump

Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!

Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell

I DID NOT FART!!! probably!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place

Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump

Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!

Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell

I DID NOT FART!!! probably!

No my sweet..it was just a sweet flutter of escaping air after you had used your veritable suction pump (or both of them) on my manhood...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"The last fanny fart I heard smelled like someone had shat a kipper

Cheeky! Smelled more like a mackerel to me!!

I'm not very good at recognising fish. It did look like a big flounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is so big and heavy it needs an elevator to reach the pelvic floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

My cock is so very miniscule that even when inside seawitch it feels like I am shaking her broomstick about in the channel tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute

Wow!!!

Bet that's frustrating!!

Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!

Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornin!!

Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!

)

BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!

(of course I could be lying!)

Soooo - let's have a giggle!!

I'm gonna start with:

My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!

Over to you my lovelies!

I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!

It may be 9 inches now, but it's a thin as a chopstick

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When I met peach

I milked my cock for more time than it took me to understand the contents of a woman's handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is so average .... But on the plus side it will never get picked out on a police line up

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By *ast Coast DelightCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Apparently I once broke someone's fingers in my fufu....

He was a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute

Wow!!!

Bet that's frustrating!!

Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!

Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming!

Nah I love it, makes me feel magical! They can always reload and go again!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I went to the doc about feeling a lack of sensitivity during sex. He asked me if it felt like not touching the sides and I said yes. He asked if I drank lager because lager shrivelled things and that could be the problem. He also prescribed me Guinness as the iron would help build my willy back up again and to come back in a month.

When I went back I was pleased to tell the doc that my sex life had never been better and the sensation was immense. He asked if the Guinness had helped but I told him I hadn't drank any Guinness

I persuaded the wife to start drinking lager!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute

Wow!!!

Bet that's frustrating!!

Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!

Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming!

Nah I love it, makes me feel magical! They can always reload and go again!"

Well, I guess you might even get a couple of minutes the second time

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"I went to the doc about feeling a lack of sensitivity during sex. He asked me if it felt like not touching the sides and I said yes. He asked if I drank lager because lager shrivelled things and that could be the problem. He also prescribed me Guinness as the iron would help build my willy back up again and to come back in a month.

When I went back I was pleased to tell the doc that my sex life had never been better and the sensation was immense. He asked if the Guinness had helped but I told him I hadn't drank any Guinness

I persuaded the wife to start drinking lager!"

LMAO..classic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I went back I was pleased to tell the doc that my sex life had never been better and the sensation was immense. He asked if the Guinness had helped but I told him I hadn't drank any Guinness

I persuaded the wife to start drinking lager!"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anyone fancy a drink?

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Anyone fancy a drink?"

Thanks mate...Guiness for me and a larger for the mrs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is so big I'm offering it as a homeless shelter for the winter.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

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stay away from the arse, she clenches that tight that your cock will resemble 4 feet of ribbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always happy to test the tightness, purely for market research of course!!!!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

stay away from the arse, she clenches that tight that your cock will resemble 4 feet of ribbon

Bit late to tell me now...its looked like that since meeting her back in the Autumn!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

stay away from the arse, she clenches that tight that your cock will resemble 4 feet of ribbon

Bit late to tell me now...its looked like that since meeting her back in the Autumn!!

Are you still able to roll one out?

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

stay away from the arse, she clenches that tight that your cock will resemble 4 feet of ribbon

Bit late to tell me now...its looked like that since meeting her back in the Autumn!!

Are you still able to roll one out?

Eventually...

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By *ornishandyCouple
over a year ago

nr Truro

My mrs's fanny is really tight,

wont give me a penny

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By *ornishandyCouple
over a year ago

nr Truro

"My mrs's fanny is really tight,

wont give me a penny"

and if it did it be stretched 2 inches and have 'lands end' stamped on it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The last penny I pulled out turned into three yards of copper wire

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My cocks so big I need planning permission to get an erection..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do know Peach that some men are paying a fortune to get their dicks enlarged - they should be knocking on your door or is that fanny instead lol

She can do the same trick with her arse, I assure you

Ohhhh! So THAT'S what my friends mean when they call me a tight-arse!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My vagina is so big I'm offering it as a homeless shelter for the winter."

Love this one!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Last time I tried fingering her I lost my Rolex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it

How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm

What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare

Not sure!

But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though!

Probably because the guy doesnt have the correct girth and is just pumping air in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mrs's fanny is really tight,

wont give me a penny"

Bet she can spend them though

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