FabSwingers.com forum: Who has the tightest fanny on fab ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, this was requested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

silly boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What idiot requested it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say thee tightest but it's tight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny should be able to grip a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy"

Ooft

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

I know it's a joke thread but I met a woman on here who was tight enough that two fingers was a bit much. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing (or entirely meaningless) is up to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

What if you have big boobs and a tight fanny? Or small boobs and can't grip for toffee? Or various other combinations.

I think we should all stop worrying and just carry on fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour is lacking again I see

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By *agmanMan
over a year ago

Cockermouth

I don't understand?

If there already was a 'Tightest Fanny" thread, and only created in the hour before this one.........why create or request a new one!

I'm quite easily confused mind.........but not that easily.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

"I wouldn't say thee tightest but it's tight!"
can I see it I'd love a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand?

If there already was a 'Tightest Fanny" thread, and only created in the hour before this one.........why create or request a new one!

I'm quite easily confused mind.........but not that easily.

This thread was started 55 minutes ago, and Miss Peach started her own 50 minutes ago

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By *agmanMan
over a year ago

Cockermouth

See, I told you I was easily confused.

And apparently as easy as that too!

But then again, i'm easy anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, I told you I was easily confused.

And apparently as easy as that too!

But then again, i'm easy anyway.

It happens occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the tightest cu.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its not me I can take a fist with ease

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And how the hell would we know the answer to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on the fit of what you are measuring against.

You could make it slightly more scientific and use pressure sensors for the tightest pussy squeeze...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theses threads get worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theses threads get worse. "

No. Just more ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

What if you have big boobs and a tight fanny? Or small boobs and can't grip for toffee? Or various other combinations.

I think we should all stop worrying and just carry on fucking!"

Well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theses threads get worse.

No. Just more ridiculous

**Hangs head in shame**

I can't believe people find it exciting to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

Yeah but it was a joke Hun!

Bless you though!

Don't think I could grip a straw - but I can certainly grip a finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, this was requested

Me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

Yeah but it was a joke Hun!

Bless you though!

Don't think I could grip a straw - but I can certainly grip a finger!

Its when you can grip a straw and still play a game of 'blow football' that it gets really impressive

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Well it ain't me and don't want it to be , I get plenty of attention just the way it is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the United States of America, fanny means bottom ,

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it ain't me and don't want it to be , I get plenty of attention just the way it is x"

Your profile name rings a bell! Are you the marrow lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

Of course! Everything is serious here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably mine, I've not had anything up there for 3 months x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fanny should be able to grip a straw"

I can grip a straw and suck up a pint of milkshake in 10 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

Mines not that bad - but you can hear a faint echo when a guy gives me oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fanny should be able to grip a straw

I can grip a straw and suck up a pint of milkshake in 10 seconds. "

Does it only work with milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

I sat on a plastic chair naked and when I stood up the suction picked the chair up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

I sat on a plastic chair naked and when I stood up the suction picked the chair up

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By *now white1000Woman
over a year ago

York

Me, purely because it's not been made by the surgeon yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, purely because it's not been made by the surgeon yet

You can pick how tight you want it??

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By *now white1000Woman
over a year ago

York

"Me, purely because it's not been made by the surgeon yet

You can pick how tight you want it??

No, it's just the fact that it hasn't been made yet that makes it impossible to penetrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

Yeah but it was a joke Hun!

Bless you though!

Don't think I could grip a straw - but I can certainly grip a finger!

Prove it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

Of course! Everything is serious here!

Thank fuck for that !

We're not supposed to be enjoying ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't say thee tightest but it's tight!"

Your body is tight enough though

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By *arkopolo007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I wouldn't say thee tightest but it's tight!

Your body is tight enough though

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Who need a tight one, just continuing fucking.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

What if you have big boobs and a tight fanny? Or small boobs and can't grip for toffee? Or various other combinations.

I think we should all stop worrying and just carry on fucking!"

I wondered that regarding big boobs and tight cunt (sorry the word fanny makes me gip)

Who has the biggest and the best and the tightest. YAWN. Some people are so obsessed with size and shape and need to feel constantly validated.

Do what Faeriequeen says... Stop worrying and fuck

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

sluts is as big as a wheelie bin.

(don,t tell her i said so)

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Well it ain't me and don't want it to be , I get plenty of attention just the way it is x

Your profile name rings a bell! Are you the marrow lady?

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.....pmsl yep that's me top fabbed for ages until admin took down , guess to rude for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, this was requested

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my god where shall I start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told mine is tight.

Guess I've been lucky having both my kids by c.section. x

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

"
......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx"

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worried I'll open him too far!

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!"
.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was probably mine, but all the fisting has loosened it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has red hair and comes from Hankey Swan.....just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x"

I'm just curious to see what's up there! Reckon you could do an aubergine? Always feel them in asda but maybe they're too soft I dunno. Would love to see that though.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x

I'm just curious to see what's up there! Reckon you could do an aubergine? Always feel them in asda but maybe they're too soft I dunno. Would love to see that though. "
.....yes I've one aubergines plenty of times really smooth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x

I'm just curious to see what's up there! Reckon you could do an aubergine? Always feel them in asda but maybe they're too soft I dunno. Would love to see that though. .....yes I've one aubergines plenty of times really smooth x"

Yeah they feel lovely don't they. I always feel them in the supermarket!

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x

Yeah they feel lovely don't they. I always feel them in the supermarket!"
......trick is finding the perfect fit one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peach Perfect apparently according to new thread

That was a joke thread Hun!

Meant to be tongue in cheek!

As was this thread

Meant to be the antidote to the other threads

As if anyone would take it seriously

Oh, hang on, this is fab we're talking about

I feel sorry for all those with a fanny like a wizards sleeve

......why feel sorry its great to be different and why feel sorry for someone who makes a fortune from it xxxx

Does it hurt though? Always like opening a guys bum hole up with speculums but worriedI'll open him too far!.....he'll let you know trust me if you go to far x

Yeah they feel lovely don't they. I always feel them in the supermarket!......trick is finding the perfect fit one lol xx"

Thought cos they're soft they'd mould to you? I dunno just would really like to request to see one!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"silly boy

Ooft

It was on someone's status after yet another biggest boob thread

What if you have big boobs and a tight fanny? Or small boobs and can't grip for toffee? Or various other combinations.

I think we should all stop worrying and just carry on fucking!"

Sexy and talks sense... Go directly to my hotlist!

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