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"When preparing a pussy for eating I'd reccomend baking it in clay - that way the fur and skin will come off aot easier..." A lot easier even! | |||
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"Ino it sounds stupid but iv never really done it and I would love to try it so any women that want to learn me?? Or be my experiment???" Asking if a lady wants "to learn you or be your experiment" might not be the most irresistible invitation.... | |||
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"Ino it sounds stupid but iv never really done it and I would love to try it so any women that want to learn me?? Or be my experiment???" You might be lucky but it's unlikely. Better to go about meeting people in the normal way and just say you're inexperienced...everyone started somewhere. Good luck. | |||
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"Ruthless in here " I am afraid it can be, sometimes. Don't worry, though, I foresee a mod entering soon to calm everyone down and restore some order. Please. Quick. | |||
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"Well this is going well. Anyway, back to the original post - who wants to teach the OP how to eat pussy or be his experiment? "Not me I'd be a hopeless teacher as I don't like it but there is a wide variety of people on here and there might be a woman to who this might appeal. | |||
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"excitementneeded nowt tp do with the post but you are one fine lady x "Thankyou | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next???? "not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens "I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour. Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with? | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens
I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.
Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with? "out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens
I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.
Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with?
out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me
( i really hate that emoticon it really offends me )"Ouch!! | |||
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"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way. If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below. https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness" Surely it's a kind of bullying? | |||
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"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way. If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below. https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness Surely it's a kind of bullying? " Well it is the forums after all! | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance " Well said.. I quite like Newbies..  | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next???? "There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39
I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39
I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex"Note to self: leave sense of humour at the door when entering forums 
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance " Not all. | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39
I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex
Note to self: leave sense of humour at the door when entering forums
"im telling you its that eye rolling emotion, nobody takes what you say as a joke when you bang that on the end, its stroppy not jokey happy to help | |||
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"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????
not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens
I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.
Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with?
out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me
( i really hate that emoticon it really offends me )"I haven't quite got the hang of those emoticons. What is that smiling green face again?  | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance " Everyone?! | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance Everyone?!" In fairness he is correct in saying everyone has to learn  | |||
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"Ignoring the pube comments. First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well. Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary. Good luck "the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig? | |||
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"Ignoring the pube comments. First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well. Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary. Good luck the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig?"Gently sauteed in garlic and butter  | |||
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"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way. If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below. https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness Surely it's a kind of bullying? " Call it whatever you like, it isn't allowed that's all people need to know | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance Everyone?!" I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things. I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance Everyone?! I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things. I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know "Oh yes I know everyone has to learn I'm still learning. | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance Everyone?! In fairness he is correct in saying everyone has to learn "He was saying we're all being horrible,we weren't all being horrible that's all. You're correct in saying we all have to learn though | |||
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"Well this is going well. Anyway, back to the original post - who wants to teach the OP how to eat pussy or be his experiment? "Maybe he should take a trip to South Korea, I hear they eat lots of pussy there. Not sure if they provide lessons but, ones you've got use to the chop-sticks, I'm sure it's pretty much the same as eating prawn. | |||
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"Don't dive straight in, kiss everywhere else first and eventually kiss her inner thighs and wait till she shows some sign of appreciation before kissing and licking her foof....it's sort of what I sometimes do anyway and it seems to be welcomed. "Foof...tee hee you made me smile | |||
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"Ignoring the pube comments. First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well. Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary. Good luck the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig?"Try Peru for that. Starting to sound like a real culinary cruse. Pussy in Korea, Guinea Pig in Peru... we could do Chine for dog, Italy for donkey, Uganda for chimp... wonder what others unusual foods we can around the world. | |||
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"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance Everyone?! I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things. I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know "Who says | |||
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"Poor OP he only asked!!! I'm a great teacher.... But it is personal with every woman so don't be shy.. Be respectful and relax.... And if in doubt just ask... "This | |||
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"I meant ask the woman not me!!!! "You mean the answer we get from one woman might be different than the answer we get from another? Lifes just so complicated these days. | |||
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