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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs

I recently encountered a very attractive women, however, when it came to the blow job she gave me (something she clearly enjoyed doing), it simply did not do it for me. Normally (like most men) I go simply crazy for a good blow job, however, just occasionally something about the technique employed by the women means that it just doesn't quite hit the spot.

Have you ever experienced this?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

yeah - some woman I meat got on all 4's, took my cock in hand from the off - I thought; 'ohhhh', next thing she was trying to suck me off like drinking a McDonald's milkshake. My head is 2 1/2" - pursing your lips just isn't gonna cut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs


"Yep "

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair "

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?"

Sometimes all the guidance in the world does not help...unfortunately

Luckily this is rare and most of the time no guidance at all is required though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah .... teeth

Absolute torture ....

Oh my days , Sabrina now has a quiet word first about how I hate teeth being scraped on my cock .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a bukakke event last year and for the first 15 minutes I had 2 gorgeous ladies giving me a great bj, I was trying my hardest not to cum, then moved on to the next lady who I could have still been there now and nothing.

Finished off with a lady called tia, my God she can such a cock, within 5 minutes I'd exploded all over her tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubble on a TS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah .... teeth

Absolute torture ....

Oh my days , Sabrina now has a quiet word first about how I hate teeth being scraped on my cock .

"

Yep - teeth that grind a little - total turnoff for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stubble on a TS."

Even worse .... stubble and it's not a ts !

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs

In occasion I have had girls with quite small mouths try an deep throat me...that can get a little 'teethy'

I imagine Sabrina gives a sublime blowy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In occasion I have had girls with quite small mouths try an deep throat me...that can get a little 'teethy'

I imagine Sabrina gives a sublime blowy though "

Well i have to say ... I've never had better

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By *tockingsnsuspenders1960Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

It's got to be teeth don't want my cock all grazed sore.

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs


"In occasion I have had girls with quite small mouths try an deep throat me...that can get a little 'teethy'

I imagine Sabrina gives a sublime blowy though

Well i have to say ... I've never had better "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always take my teeth out before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?"

You can me guidance

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs

Hahaha...love it!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?

You can me guidance "

what like steering it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?

You can me guidance

what like steering it in? "

Just want to make sure my technic is upto par

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

What is a "women"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah a lot! Iv probably only ever had two women who really knew what they were doing. The rest just talked a good game but didn't live up to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being caught with the teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being caught with the teeth "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had to explain that blow was just a figure of speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being caught with the teeth

Ouch"

It sure is, you ladies need to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had this said about my Bj's. Quite the opposite in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end "

I second that!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, could one reason be porn? That we see these women getting extremely gagged. It is very seldom I gotten a bj like a pro. But I do like the normal ones too that they give lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh! "

There are plenty of guys on here who've said they don't particularly enjoy blowjobs, so you're not alone. I'm not a huge fan of oral myself, except in certain situations, so I don't see why a guy should be any different.

-Courtney

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh!

There are plenty of guys on here who've said they don't particularly enjoy blowjobs, so you're not alone. I'm not a huge fan of oral myself, except in certain situations, so I don't see why a guy should be any different.

-Courtney "

I find it dirty, rude and a tease all at the same time - fucking love it. But if the person is doing it 'just because', they might as well not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small mouth {only part of me that's small}and don't mind giving bjs,but,too many men these days try to shove their dicks down your throat.if that's your think ,fine ,I don't like it and as for the muppets dumb enough to hold my head and try to force it ...they soon stop when I bite .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had to explain that blow was just a figure of speech "

what? Thats got to be a joke

And seeing as we're talking about BJs I'd just like to say I often get praised on my technique.. I'm not big headed often but that is one thing I seem to have going for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been there with oral - sometimes the person, the mood, whatever just isn't quite right and what works for me on one day doesn't on another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh! "

Nah I've met a couple of blokes who've said in advance that they just don't really like them. Not everyone likes the same things.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I recently encountered a very attractive women, however, when it came to the blow job she gave me (something she clearly enjoyed doing), it simply did not do it for me. Normally (like most men) I go simply crazy for a good blow job, however, just occasionally something about the technique employed by the women means that it just doesn't quite hit the spot.

Have you ever experienced this?"

Yes. Many times, sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Well in this day in age it's only fair that blokes can give guidance when a woman is on her knees.. just like we're given it when she's on her back - right?

You can me guidance "

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair "

Two of my favourite men....

Afternoon gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Two of my favourite men....

Afternoon gentlemen "

buon pomeriggio...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nah I've met a couple of blokes who've said in advance that they just don't really like them. Not everyone likes the same things. "

The thing is, I do like them , like I said the act in itself is hot. Just wish it was as physically arousing as it is psychologically.

Also the amount of times I've had women who've basically added pressure to the situation by saying things along the lines of "You've never got one off me then" or "I bet I could change that!". When it comes to it (or doesn't.. giggedy) then it's a bit of a "seeee, told you so" situation and then THEY get all self conscious and disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

Ah, Mr Bear...we can be an exacting pair

Two of my favourite men....

Afternoon gentlemen

buon pomeriggio... "

Buon pomeriggio il signor orso polare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S.

DaytonaSunrise, are you Italian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S.

DaytonaSunrise, are you Italian? "

No hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough, just had a peep at your profile and it says you're translating Italian

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs


"P.S.

DaytonaSunrise, are you Italian?

No hun

"

Fucking gorgeous though!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S.

DaytonaSunrise, are you Italian?

No hun

Fucking gorgeous though!!! xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely "

naughty boy, I can't send you any face pics

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By *olarfox OP   Man
over a year ago

North Cambs


"P.S.

DaytonaSunrise, are you Italian?

No hun

Fucking gorgeous though!!! xx

"

Planning to discover just how gorgeous up close and personal as soon as I can get my arse down your way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm over your age limit

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Yeah .... teeth

Absolute torture ....

Oh my days , Sabrina now has a quiet word first about how I hate teeth being scraped on my cock .

"

I don't have the problem of mine getting in the way I just take them out first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh really? I wasn't even aware you could set that ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My apologies to Mr PB for the change in subject x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mille scusi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My apologies to Mr PB for the change in subject x"

tutto bene signorina DS , sai dove sono ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops!!! Mr Polar fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sai dove sono" = "You know where I am"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... Sorry I'l leave you two to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops! I blame Google translate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worst when I'm getting a blowie and she's using my cock as as sharpening tool for her teeth!

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! I blame Google translate x"

I swear Google translate was designed as a practical joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had this said about my Bj's. Quite the opposite in fact. "
Shall we take your word for that as these things cant be verified....I myself am the best shag North of Watford with only 1 in the south as a comparable good time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use teeth....

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I must be odd, I love when a woman uses her teeth and bites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end "

Yes I've done this too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be odd, I love when a woman uses her teeth and bites. "

Different people like different things, I guess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end

Yes I've done this too!!! "

I just tell them to stop or wriggle away and change the play.

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple
over a year ago

Near Exeter

We don't actually do blow jobs... We do face fucking!!

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I suppose some do a BJ the way you like it and some don't, they can't please every guy, just like when your licking pussy some like your technique and some don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know i think its all about variation. Sucking, wanking, licking, deepthroat, even teeth... I like to run my teeth over the tip now and again when its suitably sensitive and wet. They usually like that!

Like anything everyone has different tastes if you dont like it either say what you want or change the activity!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I suppose some do a BJ the way you like it and some don't, they can't please every guy, just like when your licking pussy some like your technique and some don't "

Exactly!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 22/01/16 16:49:27]

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"I must be odd, I love when a woman uses her teeth and bites. "

Yes that is odd

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Here's a fascinating bit of news. Apparently due to budget cuts the next Bond film will consolidate two past baddies to create a new villain. Those being Blofelt and Odd Job. This character obviously will be nicknamed 'Oddfelt'

Whew!

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"What is a "women"?"

Plural for woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lady whose tongue piercing kind of went in the wrong place, apparently... that's what she said!

I didn't even realise as I was enjoying her deep throat so much

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"What is a "women"?

Plural for woman."

Correct. My pet hate, readers .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah .... teeth

Absolute torture ....

Oh my days , Sabrina now has a quiet word first about how I hate teeth being scraped on my cock .

"

Funny I tend to bring that up in conversation before hand too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end "

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I love sucking cock and I hope I'm blowing my own trumpet quite good at it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well what about men who claim to be experts at giving oral to women and are crap. Had men in the past be so bad I've faked it so would end "

no man has ever made me cum from oral, despite all the hype and 'oh you hav'nt met me yet', closest person ever, was a woman...

So, ive still to experience said pleasures..

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh! "

I feel exactly like this when people go down on me. But then actually, I find achieving an orgasm with someone else in the room very difficult. (Mrs)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think I might be one of the 2 men on earth who... Wait for it... Doesn't particularly enjoy BJs, and I hate it!

Feels like there's something wrong with me. I love the idea of it, I love the act and the gesture, and it does turn me on seeing a woman down there giving it her all, but then I start feeling self conscious because I'm not enjoying it as much as I think I should be. I've only ever cummed from one, and that was only because I had her arse in my face as she did it, which turned me on more.

Is it a case of none of the women who've tried have been good at it, or is it possible for a man not to enjoy it (crazy, right?)?

Feels like I'm missing out aaahhh! "

I don't find receiving oral hot, we're all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah .... teeth

Absolute torture ....

Oh my days , Sabrina now has a quiet word first about how I hate teeth being scraped on my cock .

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I have a small mouth {only part of me that's small}and don't mind giving bjs,but,too many men these days try to shove their dicks down your throat.if that's your think ,fine ,I don't like it and as for the muppets dumb enough to hold my head and try to force it ...they soon stop when I bite . "

The last guy who forced his cock down my throat had me being sick all over him. Nice chewed up Dorritos! Served him right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small mouth {only part of me that's small}and don't mind giving bjs,but,too many men these days try to shove their dicks down your throat.if that's your think ,fine ,I don't like it and as for the muppets dumb enough to hold my head and try to force it ...they soon stop when I bite .

The last guy who forced his cock down my throat had me being sick all over him. Nice chewed up Dorritos! Served him right "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not all about hard and fast, you need to vary the angle, tease with your tongue etc.

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