FabSwingers.com forum: What do you hate about safe sex?

By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I hate pulling the condom over my head when i go down for the honey, its very restrictive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modern safes are so cramped, and being water and fire resistant leads to problems breathing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Having a latex allergy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After fucking her anally, cos you have to change condom for the pussey lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Putting the safety net in place under the tightrope and trapeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?"

Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny "

The fuckin triplets aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get enough of it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So much hate around in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to insist on it...wouldn't life be a lot simpler if we did not need to worry?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"So much hate around in the forums

The hate saves on the condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much hate around in the forums

The hate saves on the condoms

I hate condoms and like the forums.

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

Met up with a chav girl recently... Asked her if I should use protection and she said the bus shelter was occupied..

"Safe, innit"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike condoms tbh - bare feels sooooo much nicer - but I dislike the thought of catching an std more than I dislike condoms! Simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

It's great that fabsters automatically presume condoms are needed, unlike vanilla when I used to have to argue with the guy.

Or he thought I was a slag for carrying condoms in my purse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hate here.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I dislike condoms tbh - bare feels sooooo much nicer - but I dislike the thought of catching an std more than I dislike condoms! Simple! "

This is a funny thread Peachy, keep up love

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

It's great that fabsters automatically presume condoms are needed, unlike vanilla when I used to have to argue with the guy.

Or he thought I was a slag for carrying condoms in my purse!

Had strawberry condoms are vanilla new?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"No hate here."

Just love gud on yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling in the health and safety risk assessment gets on my tits a bit

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

"I dislike condoms tbh - bare feels sooooo much nicer - but I dislike the thought of catching an std more than I dislike condoms! Simple! "

Completely agree, the feel of condoms goes through me ( no pun intended)

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Filling in the health and safety risk assessment gets on my tits a bit

Get in touch with HSE to see how safe your tits are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock looking like a miniature bank Robber

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"My cock looking like a miniature bank Robber

Mine looks like a huge bankrobber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny

The fuckin triplets aren't"

Haha it's odd but they're genuine fantasies! I'm quite maternal, I want about 5 kids. But I am also well educated enough to want to further my career first.

Obviously if the condom breaks then the std issue would need to be addressed, but in my post-coital fantasy the person I'm shagging is clean haha

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny

The fuckin triplets aren't

Haha it's odd but they're genuine fantasies! I'm quite maternal, I want about 5 kids. But I am also well educated enough to want to further my career first.

Obviously if the condom breaks then the std issue would need to be addressed, but in my post-coital fantasy the person I'm shagging is clean haha"

Well when i meet you i will just go for the honey.... much safer lol

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By *ere to please321Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

No more lone working you need a wing man to pull you out damn health and safety executives spoil all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock looking like a miniature bank Robber

Hahaha funny!!

U can come and rob my bank

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"My cock looking like a miniature bank Robber

Hahaha funny!!

U can come and rob my bank

The masked marauder gets rich pickings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer the feel of skin on skin but unfortunately safer sex is a necessary evil. Think condoms block the warm moist feeling of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny "

I chuckled too

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking

Fantasies or nightmares?

Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.

so funny

I chuckled too

Yeah deserves his own tv show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/16 10:35:42]

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I find them almost impossible to keep on my tongue.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I find them almost impossible to keep on my tongue.

Going to try your method might save me going blue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How wasteful it is, to wrap a johnny in tissue paper, to flush it away.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Enjoy going down on a spunky pussy, but it can only happen with my partner

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By *ristol_MTB_cplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

It's just mainly the interruption to proceedings, even if nothing goes wrong and you have the Johnny to hand it takes a minute or two.

If you can't find one of the bastard things in your bedside drawer, and then it plays silly buggers and won't go on properly the mood can really drop (in the worst case so does something else)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a bit of a Cum whore so what a waste of Cum when I can have it in me or over me. Turn off. Reason why I like regular meets

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Yes that's what u hate getting all sexed up n having to stop to put one on n sometimes u go a bit soft n it won't go on . Then u get frustrated n d moment is gone . I luv when u have a partner u can trust n don't need to use it . But it's only right to use condoms but I beleive there not 100 % proof against disease but they provide a good cover .

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By *eLorean_GreyMan
over a year ago

crewe

They dry out and cause friction and irritation, but nothing some extra lube won't cure.

But it's not always practical to carry a sachet of lube in your wallet.

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By *aked_ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

nearby

The look you get afterwards when you blow it up and make a balloon animal..

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By *max2000Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Get the snip and checked for stds regularly hey no problems

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I hate closing the car door. It's nice to have a bit of a breeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you hate about safe sex

condoms, i find the smell of burning rubber offensive

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Nothing..... I am very much more used to wearing, than not.

so I see little difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm on top and my hard hat falls off and hits her in the face.

Can be a real mood killer.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Also I hate having to keep that axe under my bed.... well you never can be too safe can you....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Slipping on a cold wet condom on the ground after sex and braking a leg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jealousy you have towards the husband/partner of a woman you are playing with, that he doesn't have to use one...

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"When I'm on top and my hard hat falls off and hits her in the face.

Can be a real mood killer. "

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By *ristol_MTB_cplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"The jealousy you have towards the husband/partner of a woman you are playing with, that he doesn't have to use one...

Smug mode activated

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"The jealousy you have towards the husband/partner of a woman you are playing with, that he doesn't have to use one...

Smug mode activated

What do you call a french letter with a hole in it?

A welsh letter cos it has a leek in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"everything"

Men as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that when you're playing in a group,you can get through a dozen of the little buggers quite easily lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Duck calls reception from his room and orders a condom.

The receptionist says, "No problem sir, shall I put it on your bill"?

Donald replies... "Are you thuking thupid, I'll thufercate"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time it takes getting into the climbing harness if going upstairs..

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I hate pulling the condom over my head when i go down for the honey, its very restrictive."

Lots of reasons then, but what do you love about safe sex?

I love watching a girl who hasn't had much experience faffing about trying to put one on a cock; quite entertaining.

Equally I love watching a girl who has lots of experience putting one on a cock. The girls that do it with their mouths and no hands; pure genius!

And finally I love the thought that if the pope and his cardinals were watching me fuck with a glove, it's going to really fuck them off!!!

Pros and cons eh?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"The fact that when you're playing in a group,you can get through a dozen of the little buggers quite easily lol"

Theres a man for all seaons and a man for all condoms.

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