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How do you douche? What's the best way to douche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice"

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "

Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "

wot they said - Ann Summers do cheap kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working. "

No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call!

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.

No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call! "

You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.

No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call!

You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol"

Our last conversation was an hour and a half! And I still forgot to talk about one of the things I feckin called her for in the first place!! I'm completely sane - she's the one who's a barn-pot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are loads of studies that show that douching is actually bad for your health. Recommend you read up before trying the kits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.

No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call!

You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol

Our last conversation was an hour and a half! And I still forgot to talk about one of the things I feckin called her for in the first place!! I'm completely sane - she's the one who's a barn-pot! "

Completely sane???? Fibber. You're as mad of a box of badgers on giggle potion. Thank goodness, it gets lonely on the loopy step so it's nice to have some company.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'm in the shower hose brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not to douche, avoiding processed foods and sticking to good wholesome meals you cook yourself is the way forward along with lots of fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one of those spinning brush things they used to clean glasses with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "

You can get an attachment for the shower. Stainless steel "rod"with a rounded tip with holes in especialt for the purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are loads of studies that show that douching is actually bad for your health. Recommend you read up before trying the kits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're using one of those hand held "squashy ball" type ones you might have better luck if you pull back ever so slightly as you squeeze.

It's tricky to do by yourself. I'd start simple and save the whole clinical shebang until you meet somebody happy to play nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the shower attachment, please don't be sticking you shower hose directly into your arse... That's just gross Don't do it more than a couple of times a week as you can cause health problems and makes sure the water coming though your taps is clean and drinkable! Two different levels, enema and rectal cleaning. Google them and choose appropriately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a douche?...i thought it might be an Italian dictator....I'll get me coat...

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

its called power shot also comes in rubber for those hard to reach places fits on any shower hose

best to use at body temp and a trickle not full blast

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Karcher k7 hot pressure washer should get to all those hard to reach areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice

Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!

You can get an attachment for the shower. Stainless steel "rod"with a rounded tip with holes in especialt for the purpose."

I have one. Best bit of kit going

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Karcher k7 hot pressure washer should get to all those hard to reach areas "

Or if you cant afford one of these, you can pop down to your local garage and use one of these for a couple of quid for about 7 minutes.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

First you should fill the anal cavity with Luke warm water, then lie on your back on the floor with your botty up in the air this gives better ingress, you should in a few moments feel the need to move to the toilet, be careful at this stage and 'do not fart'

Or you get a shit shower

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Ps. Do not try this at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First you should fill the anal cavity with Luke warm water, then lie on your back on the floor with your botty up in the air this gives better ingress, you should in a few moments feel the need to move to the toilet, be careful at this stage and 'do not fart'

Or you get a shit shower "

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