FabSwingers.com forum: She needs advice please, but I can't stop laughing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Girl problems omg.

So we are going to VA tonight so H has shaved her pussy, but now has the classic plucked chicken look.

She now not happy saying who's going to want to see that.

To my amusement surgested maybe some make up on it might make it look better.

Apparently that's not the answer she was looking for.

So I'm putting it out there, how can she improve it in 8 hours.

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By *rs PleasuresWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Try bepanthen cream. It's a fast healing cream. Used for nappy rash normally. Any chemist sells it..

Bless her. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that will sooth the skin, like moisturiser which is gentle, not tight underwear, preferably none at all so the skin isn't constructed and can air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some hydrocortisone cream from the pharmacy ~ should help calm the red inflammation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina will not react well to make up.

Try to calm it down first.

Cold sudocrem and a pep talk.

Tell the foofoo how much it's loved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocrem will sort it , failing that crotchless knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloa Vera gel...heals, sooths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

Ah I feel for you!

Been there with the plucked chicken look but if you apply the cream soon & wear loose fitting clothes today it should calm down by tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

Ah I feel for you!

Been there with the plucked chicken look but if you apply the cream soon & wear loose fitting clothes today it should calm down by tonight

Witch hazel is great !!! Soothes aswell ..get the liquid and soak the cotton wool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me on a meet few weeks back.. He didn't even mention it.. And asked to meet again... So I wouldn't worry too much if it doesn't go down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl problems omg.

So we are going to VA tonight so H has shaved her pussy, but now has the classic plucked chicken look.

She now not happy saying who's going to want to see that.

To my amusement surgested maybe some make up on it might make it look better.

Apparently that's not the answer she was looking for.

So I'm putting it out there, how can she improve it in 8 hours.

As suggested a good nappy rash cream, keep aired - so no underwear.

But VA is a dark, seductive club, and it wont be noticeable. Perhaps, stay clear from the hot tub, as that may cause a reaction later on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slap his bum will stop him laughing..as above use a cream with take rash down and stay clear of jacuzzi - I get it as well annoying but most clubs the lights are dimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap sudocrem on. Inches thick. And walk around in loose PJs all day. Keep applying. Guarantee it will work. V xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try bepanthen cream. It's a fast healing cream. Used for nappy rash normally. Any chemist sells it..

Bless her. Xx"

Also in the baby aisle of every supermarket. Tattoo shops use it too. It's the best I've found for any skin irritation. Good luck. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have said if all else fails, she could wear a false beard.

Apparently that's not the answer either

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

What's wrong with some cheap aftershave ?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I use a cream called less chapue (sorry about the spelling) to prevent (and cure) cycling rash - get it from sports cycling shops - works a treat on tender skin in that area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with some cheap aftershave ?

Cue the Keven McAllister scream from Home Alone!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

If it was too short to wax how bad could it have been? shaving is the devils work

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By *rytimeMan
over a year ago

manchester

Plucked chicken hey, place in oven on 200c for an hour an a half , be perfect when it cums out lol x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Girl problems omg.

So we are going to VA tonight so H has shaved her pussy, but now has the classic plucked chicken look.

She now not happy saying who's going to want to see that.

To my amusement surgested maybe some make up on it might make it look better.

Apparently that's not the answer she was looking for.

So I'm putting it out there, how can she improve it in 8 hours.

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. Ah bless, lots of good advice already but for me creams make it worse, I would usually use baby talc to calm things then no underwear for the day, I am sure you will forget about it when your having fun and perhaps mr should shave as a sympathy vote

good luck, have a great ngt, Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with aloe Vera in

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Anything with aloe Vera in

Aloe Vera - love that name; always reminds me of Corrie and the Duckworths.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks guys it's H I now have now got lots of cream on it and not the kind I normally like . Although T is still laughing his head off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucked chicken look is for the blind people,,they find it a turn on hun . They rub there fingers over it and it reads suck and fck here .. Stop stressing lol xx big hug xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some vagjewels and cover it up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk works best just rub it in well.

Its actually got a multitude of anti inflammatory and skin softening properties that make it ideal for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get some vagjewels and cover it up x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her pull out your pubes with tweezers. By the end she'll forget her own woes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl problems omg.

So we are going to VA tonight so H has shaved her pussy, but now has the classic plucked chicken look.

She now not happy saying who's going to want to see that.

To my amusement surgested maybe some make up on it might make it look better.

Apparently that's not the answer she was looking for.

So I'm putting it out there, how can she improve it in 8 hours.

. Ah bless, lots of good advice already but for me creams make it worse, I would usually use baby talc to calm things then no underwear for the day, I am sure you will forget about it when your having fun and perhaps mr should shave as a sympathy vote

good luck, have a great ngt, Mrs cmy

WHAT he aint shaved... cuff him to bed and shave him then spin him over and veet his bum

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plucked chicken look is for the blind people,,they find it a turn on hun . They rub there fingers over it and it reads suck and fck here .. Stop stressing lol xx big hug xx

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha thanks for the replys and if you see me at va tonight I'm the one with the spotty mot box

and grinning bf. Although it is looking slightly better xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plucked chicken look is for the blind people,,they find it a turn on hun . They rub there fingers over it and it reads suck and fck here .. Stop stressing lol xx big hug xx

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm salt bath heels allll...

Hope it clears for you, but if not, BA has good lighting...hides all sins xx

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By *outhwestcouple88Couple
over a year ago

North Dorset

"I have said if all else fails, she could wear a false beard.

Apparently that's not the answer either"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takeaway and a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat muscle rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crotchless pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crotchless pants"

I like this one best so far, not sure H will go for it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try using magic powder in future instead of shaving or veet etc, painless and leaves it smooth as a baby's bum

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

If it hasn't calmed down totally by tonight and anyone mentions it you could make everyone kiss it better for you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it hasn't calmed down totally by tonight and anyone mentions it you could make everyone kiss it better for you lol"

That's a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

Ah I feel for you!

Been there with the plucked chicken look but if you apply the cream soon & wear loose fitting clothes today it should calm down by tonight

Witch hazel is great !!! Soothes aswell ..get the liquid and soak the cotton wool xx"

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Omg I'm going to kill him . Only because it's been overused this week

veet kills and waxing not an option at the minute as its to short so shaving was the only option

Epilate. Hurts less than waxing. If you do it every other day, it doesn't really hurt at all. You don't get razor burn or prickly stubble. I will never ever shave again. Good luck x

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Girl problems omg.

So we are going to VA tonight so H has shaved her pussy, but now has the classic plucked chicken look.

She now not happy saying who's going to want to see that.

To my amusement surgested maybe some make up on it might make it look better.

Apparently that's not the answer she was looking for.

So I'm putting it out there, how can she improve it in 8 hours.

If she wants to be safe then its best not to have sex today.

That is one of the reasons it is not hygenic to shave the pubic region it provides an easy entry point for STIs.

If she is determined to have sex today then use a barrier cream plus a condom and don't allow anyone to cum over her pubic region

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