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some people must have a time machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i have just been browsing through profiles to see if saw anything i liked ,which obviuosly i did as there are a lot of very hot people on here.

whilst browsing i was loooking at the 'current status' headers on some profiles and was amazed by the ammount of people looking to meet on a day that has already been and gone,now fair enough some people hadnt been online to change it but the majority were even online now or had been in the last few hours.

now either a swinging time machine has been invented or these people just cant be bothered looking after there own profile and keeping it updated,therefore there is a pretty good chance that they dont actually look at other peoples either,but thats probably not the case as we all know that when somebody says they have read your profile they actually have lol.

so there must be a time machine on the market does anybody know where i can get 1?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

must be too busy shagging to take off their meet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must be too busy shagging to take off their meet today "

Agreed! How many of us look at our own profiles!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Funky is building one but it's not operational as yet. He will succeed with his experiments eventually, although if I tell you how it could create terrible time space continuity thingy errors. So I can't.

I hope that's helped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^ that's why no one from the future has ever visited us!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"must be too busy shagging to take off their meet today

Agreed! How many of us look at our own profiles! "

I do... it's the best one on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really"

ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must be too busy shagging to take off their meet today

Agreed! How many of us look at our own profiles!

I do... it's the best one on here "

She's right you know!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really"

so how does Dr Who do it then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???"

Silly! Dr who is fictional

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who fancies a meet on boxing day 2008?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and his tardis is very very very old. hence he can go back a very very very long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???

Silly! Dr who is fictional "

your kidding me, so that sonic screwdriver i bought in the pub is a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???

Silly! Dr who is fictional "

So if i take a calculator with me on my time machine, travel back in time, would my calculator dissapear? More so, would i dissapear as i have not been born yet aaaaargh my head hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no,because you are in the time machine and that doesn't move. you stay in the same place and time moves forwards and backwards..away and towards you. you don't actually move but everything else does.I think.its abit like that thing where an electron can be in two places at once..i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???

Silly! Dr who is fictional

So if i take a calculator with me on my time machine, travel back in time, would my calculator dissapear? More so, would i dissapear as i have not been born yet aaaaargh my head hurts "

Though that said, I couldnt go back in time with my calculator as my time machine would not exist to allow me to go back in the first place.

But if the time machine extended the temporal field around the machine itself it would be possible to take the machine back with you and my calculator

Now where did i put my paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???

Silly! Dr who is fictional

So if i take a calculator with me on my time machine, travel back in time, would my calculator dissapear? More so, would i dissapear as i have not been born yet aaaaargh my head hurts

Though that said, I couldnt go back in time with my calculator as my time machine would not exist to allow me to go back in the first place.

But if the time machine extended the temporal field around the machine itself it would be possible to take the machine back with you and my calculator

Now where did i put my paracetamol "

paracetamols were banned in 2126.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no,because you are in the time machine and that doesn't move. you stay in the same place and time moves forwards and backwards..away and towards you. you don't actually move but everything else does.I think.its abit like that thing where an electron can be in two places at once..i think "

But if you look at that heisenberg's principle of uncertainty, we cannot know the precise location of an electron and the speed at the same time, which is why we just say that it is in a certain area with 99% certainity which gives rise to a saying that it can be in two places at once, well because we just don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even if you do create a time machine it would only be possible to go forward in time. then,when you are in the future you would only be able to go 'back' as far as the day you created the machine. you can't go further back than that day as you wouldn't 'have' a machine in which to do it.

common sense really

so how does Dr Who do it then???

Silly! Dr who is fictional

So if i take a calculator with me on my time machine, travel back in time, would my calculator dissapear? More so, would i dissapear as i have not been born yet aaaaargh my head hurts

Though that said, I couldnt go back in time with my calculator as my time machine would not exist to allow me to go back in the first place.

But if the time machine extended the temporal field around the machine itself it would be possible to take the machine back with you and my calculator

Now where did i put my paracetamol

paracetamols were banned in 2126. "

What about that 4Head stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no,because you are in the time machine and that doesn't move. you stay in the same place and time moves forwards and backwards..away and towards you. you don't actually move but everything else does.I think.its abit like that thing where an electron can be in two places at once..i think

But if you look at that heisenberg's principle of uncertainty, we cannot know the precise location of an electron and the speed at the same time, which is why we just say that it is in a certain area with 99% certainity which gives rise to a saying that it can be in two places at once, well because we just don't know "

thats very true but in all fairness to observe any particle, smaller particles must first be reflected off it. To find both the position and the momentum1 of, say, an electron, at least one photon (the smallest possible quantity of light) must be utilised. The photon must bounce off the electron then reflect back to the measuring device. For larger particles, such as sand grains or buses, the percentage uncertainty in the measurements of position and momentum is insignificant. For the far smaller subatomic particles, the percentage uncertainty in these measurements is larger, and finding the location and momentum becomes more of a problem.

As momentum = mass x velocity, an electron has momentum p = mv, where 'p' is momentum, 'm' is mass and 'v' is velocity.

'Mass' can be considered as the amount of 'stuff', or fundamental building blocks, an object is made of. 'Velocity' is the component of the particle's speed acting in a specific, defined direction.

The measurement is made with photons of light that have a wavelength2 '?' (the Greek letter 'lambda'). Wavelength is the distance light travels in one complete wave cycle; frequency is the number of cycles per second (hertz, Hz). Visible light has a frequency of about 1014 hertz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no,because you are in the time machine and that doesn't move. you stay in the same place and time moves forwards and backwards..away and towards you. you don't actually move but everything else does.I think.its abit like that thing where an electron can be in two places at once..i think

But if you look at that heisenberg's principle of uncertainty, we cannot know the precise location of an electron and the speed at the same time, which is why we just say that it is in a certain area with 99% certainity which gives rise to a saying that it can be in two places at once, well because we just don't know

thats very true but in all fairness to observe any particle, smaller particles must first be reflected off it. To find both the position and the momentum1 of, say, an electron, at least one photon (the smallest possible quantity of light) must be utilised. The photon must bounce off the electron then reflect back to the measuring device. For larger particles, such as sand grains or buses, the percentage uncertainty in the measurements of position and momentum is insignificant. For the far smaller subatomic particles, the percentage uncertainty in these measurements is larger, and finding the location and momentum becomes more of a problem.

As momentum = mass x velocity, an electron has momentum p = mv, where 'p' is momentum, 'm' is mass and 'v' is velocity.

'Mass' can be considered as the amount of 'stuff', or fundamental building blocks, an object is made of. 'Velocity' is the component of the particle's speed acting in a specific, defined direction.

The measurement is made with photons of light that have a wavelength2 '?' (the Greek letter 'lambda'). Wavelength is the distance light travels in one complete wave cycle; frequency is the number of cycles per second (hertz, Hz). Visible light has a frequency of about 1014 hertz."

what have i started with my OP i have unleashed the steven hawkins in everybody

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

Yeah aint gooogle a wonderful thing, look something up copy n paste it not having a clue what it means

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Time travel to the past and future is possible due to the wriggly-time-wormy thingies.

I hope that has clarified things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah aint gooogle a wonderful thing, look something up copy n paste it not having a clue what it means"

wow! how perceptive.

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

bright us!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah aint gooogle a wonderful thing, look something up copy n paste it not having a clue what it means"

I have no need to look at google...isn't a university degree a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah aint gooogle a wonderful thing, look something up copy n paste it not having a clue what it means

I have no need to look at google...isn't a university degree a wonderful thing "

I had no need to look at google...isn't Bing a wonderful thing

actually,scrub that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah aint gooogle a wonderful thing, look something up copy n paste it not having a clue what it means

I have no need to look at google...isn't a university degree a wonderful thing

I had no need to look at google...isn't Bing a wonderful thing

Lol, now for our next trick.,, balancing spoons on te end of our noses

actually,scrub that "

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

now that beats us hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of Bing, do you prefere it to google? I have rarely used it as google is set to my home page and so out of habit I use that search engine

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