FabSwingers.com forum: Bizarre requests?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on the folks.. What's the most bizarre requests you've had through messages, or in person? Share your stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should be interesting thread to read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One we had years ago made us laugh.

It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of

"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.

I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"

That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we signed up we had some weirdo ask if my wife would kick him with her thigh boots and let him lick them clean after walking in dirt!! Told him to do one then he said he would pay us! Delete and block!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

God almighty.

Met a guy who had a dog fetish thing going on. Wanted me to 'mount' and 'breed' him and call him my bitch &c &c.

Actually brought a proper dog collar and chain.

Anyway, couple hours before we're meeting I get a slightly panicky txt saying he'd 'forgotten the funnel' and could I find one from my kitchen.

I was like, uh, I looked *really* hard but couldn't find one.

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By *lpha-and-FoxtrotCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One we had years ago made us laugh.

It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of

"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.

I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"

That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!

oh bugger - I must stop doing that to random strangers lol

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

That's nothing.

I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.

Da fuq?!!

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

That's nothing.

I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.

Da fuq?!!"

oooh gross that is twisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a guy ask if he could suck my used tampon...

almost left fab for that!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

That's nothing.

I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.

Da fuq?!!

oooh gross that is twisted

No shit!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Once had a guy ask if he could suck my used tampon...

almost left fab for that! "

Oh Em Gee

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Also been offered money to strip,an perform for a group of men ...mmm im no porno star lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep the most stupid was £20 for BJ!!

A) I'm not a working girl

B) If I was, I'd charge wayyyyy more than that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes asking to impregnate me is the weirdest request I've had.... But there have been loads of them.

Why oh why??!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Is there too much blocking going on? My bizarre requests have dried up (received, not sent).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asked me for a meet. Now that is bizarre!!

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Took the single guy filter off the other day. Had a guy message asking if N would boot him in the balls while he gagged on my cock. That's a straight block lol.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

Sooooorry if i put you off!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"One we had years ago made us laugh.

It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of

"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.

I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"

That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!

Did you go?

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Had the usual "wear my thigh boots and kick them in the bollocks" and "can I just come round to lick your boots clean". Er no, but I'll leave the kids school shoes on the doorstep, feel free.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

We have never had anything that weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a guy ask if he could suck my used tampon...

almost left fab for that! "

I had exactly the same message a while back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked by an older gentleman if I'd consider stripping & fucking him for £50. He said he'd pay my travel expenses and buy me lunch as well. Blocked really not into guys haha. And got asked by a couple if she could take me to a pub pretend I was her step son. Try chat guys up and bring them to hers and use her while "daddy" was tied in to a chair in the corner. Again didn't really go for the step son role play

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

A woman once asked me if I would take my socks off in bed.. fuck me, what a weirdo, blocked...

Another asked me if she could feel my massive love sausage.. What a pervert!! deleted and blocked.. Its not even massive

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol

To sniff that just put me off

That's nothing.

I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.

Da fuq?!!"

Sure it wasn't a 45 year old bloke pretending to be a woman?

Not a message we've recieved but the oddest thing I've heard about is bug chasers - people who seek out others who have STIs in hope of getting one. Incomprehensible

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've had a few weird ones but recently got...Can I come round and sniff your wifes pussy through her thong, leave £20 in the waistband and then go without anyone saying anything.

Told him no as she can't stay quiet even when she's asleep.

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!"

Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Some guy wanted me to stick my cock through his letter box and he would suck it, crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol never had and wired request mmm strange

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

DAM weve never had any like that , !!!!!!!!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Somebody recently asked me to pretend to be his daughter

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Some guy asked me weather o wanted to use his home made glory hole. He basically drilled a hole in a door. I did not reply.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed all the animal, scat, incest posts - not allowed on the forums Im afraid (or the rest of the site for that matter so if you ever get any of these PMs can you report them please

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman once asked me if I would take my socks off in bed.. fuck me, what a weirdo, blocked...

Another asked me if she could feel my massive love sausage.. What a pervert!! deleted and blocked.. Its not even massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a " I will kneel before you and want you to kick me in the bollocks until I'm sick" no hi nothing, instant delete. Also a " we are setting up a group for hot milfs, you could earn good money"report and instant block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "can I call you mum and have you ground me while fucking me and telling me off" I was only about 5 years older than him! X

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

To have free accommodation for sex

Be a Dominatrix

Make films with a guy, a professional so he be

Play in a dungeon, it was the whole house from top to bottom full of weird devices

Multiple BB meet....

Guess we all like different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also been offered money to strip,an perform for a group of men ...mmm im no porno star lol

Ha ha'...I'll do it,they would never ask again lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*her*

Got a message asking me if I would role play as brother and sister

!! Wrong wrong wrong !!!

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

I've had 2 different women telling me that they wanted me to breed them.

Never meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 6 months of being on fab, attracting female's is something that I am struggling do. It just isn't happening.

I do strangely get messages and offer pretty much every week from guys wanting to suck me off and fuck me. I just don't get it.

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By *urvy_bi_honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I once had someone message me and ask if I would piss on her slave who would be sat in the cold outside the communal front door on my way in....... Ummmmmm.... NO!!! Block

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By *lpha-and-FoxtrotCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!

Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha "

Haha horrible feeling he may have wanted to be dressed as a maid whilst doing it. How do we explain that to the neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on the folks.. What's the most bizarre requests you've had through messages, or in person? Share your stories

Can't say...your mum would do her nut...))

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!

Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha

Haha horrible feeling he may have wanted to be dressed as a maid whilst doing it. How do we explain that to the neighbours?

That would just be hilarious.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I've been asked to castrate a couple of guys

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Seriously, if anyone wants to wash my car dressed as a maid or otherwise..crack on.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

I had a bizarre request.

It was someone who actually wanted to meet.

In person.

Face to face.

In the real world.

Astonishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bizarre request.

It was someone who actually wanted to meet.

In person.

Face to face.

In the real world.

Astonishing

Faints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bizarre request.

It was someone who actually wanted to meet.

In person.

Face to face.

In the real world.

Astonishing

Did you call the cops?!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once got asked if we wanted a meet with a lady her husband and their son and his gf

BLOCKED was our answer

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I've been asked to wear a floor length skirt and no knickers. Then to sit on top of a marble egg ornament. To slide down it and hold it inside me. Then to rebirth it back out. The message was in massive detail.

Kind of half wanted to do the meet for the giggles and the story to tell. But politely declined.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I had a bizarre request.

It was someone who actually wanted to meet.

In person.

Face to face.

In the real world.

Astonishing

Timewaster?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Once had a guy ask if he could suck my used tampon...

almost left fab for that! "
We use tea bags for a nice cuppa.

Maybe he is a vampire instead of tea bags blood bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been offered 200 quid to let a guy suck my cock.

Other than that i dont really get that many wierd requests that apring to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered 200 quid to let a guy suck my cock.

Other than that i dont really get that many wierd requests that apring to mind."

I'll give you a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered 200 quid to let a guy suck my cock.

Other than that i dont really get that many wierd requests that apring to mind.

I'll give you a fiver?

Sadly i think my nickname herman would exclude me :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone

I'd be well up for doing something like that.

Not into the being paid for sex but bit of work at such a party would be a bit of a laugh i reckon (i like people watching)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone

I'd be well up for doing something like that.

Not into the being paid for sex but bit of work at such a party would be a bit of a laugh i reckon (i like people watching)"

I'm guessing the sort of money I was offered must have included serving myself.

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