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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would be people's idea of the ultimate club?

Personally we feel that it would be a place that was an experience, where

You can kick back and relax or dance or watch a saucy cabaret show.

Hosts who circulate and get people to relax.

Clearly marked area's stating what you're interested in.

A disused castle or fort would be amazing, adding character and atmosphere.

We think one of the old forts in the solent would be great.

Even getting there is an adventure.

Any other idea's?

This is pure fantasy, we are building the ultimate club, anything is possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, a place where you had to do an STD test to get in. So the play could be a lot more uninhibited once you were in the door...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about a fully equipped gym where people can workout, fully clothed but can letch and be more open then a normal gym.

Maybe a matted area for playing.

Mrs always get's hot and horny in the gym.

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Ticket machine at the front door/or in one area. Males take a no. From the machine on the left, females from machine on the left.

If you're no.s match up, off you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a fully equipped gym where people can workout, fully clothed but can letch and be more open then a normal gym.

Maybe a matted area for playing.

Mrs always get's hot and horny in the gym. "

They have these in London, for gay men though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ticket machine at the front door/or in one area. Males take a no. From the machine on the left, females from machine on the left.

If you're no.s match up, off you go!

"

Jeez just stick with keys in a bowl

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ticket machine at the front door/or in one area. Males take a no. From the machine on the left, females from machine on the left.

If you're no.s match up, off you go!

"

What about the couples, or women seeking women, or any of the other combinations that people may want to explore....

Oh and what about personal taste?

Cal

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A castle sounds really cool though, Anita would really love to have sex in a castle

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Ticket machine at the front door/or in one area. Males take a no. From the machine on the left, females from machine on the left.

If you're no.s match up, off you go!

Jeez just stick with keys in a bowl "

Ah yes. Walks away sheepishly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ticket machine at the front door/or in one area. Males take a no. From the machine on the left, females from machine on the left.

If you're no.s match up, off you go!

What about the couples, or women seeking women, or any of the other combinations that people may want to explore....

Oh and what about personal taste?

Cal"

They can have their own fantasy can't they! RTFQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, a place where you had to do an STD test to get in. So the play could be a lot more uninhibited once you were in the door... "

And if you'd had sex that day, or days before.....not very foolproof, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, a place where you had to do an STD test to get in. So the play could be a lot more uninhibited once you were in the door...

And if you'd had sex that day, or days before.....not very foolproof, is it? "

1) it's a fantasy, RTFQ

2) no its not foolproof so I'm not saying we'd go around barebacking everything with a pulse

... but we'd probably risk a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Castle great with many combinations of a theme but a great bar and sexy service . Role playing , gang bangs , everything catered for and yes s.t.i checks on the door . But the main theme something for everyone and pure unadulterated fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, a place where you had to do an STD test to get in. So the play could be a lot more uninhibited once you were in the door... "

Lol...test at door...then wait 10 days to get the all clear text......that's how my local gum clinic works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be cake!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

So a privet island. You have a test done on arrival. You are then placed in an area with other people that have just arrived. Loads of condoms, wet wipes and mouth wash.

After the results are returned your group can join the main compound with the other people who were clear for the rest of your holiday. If not you can stay with your group or go home...

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover


"So a privet island. You have a test done on arrival. You are then placed in an area with other people that have just arrived. Loads of condoms, wet wipes and mouth wash.

After the results are returned your group can join the main compound with the other people who were clear for the rest of your holiday. If not you can stay with your group or go home..."

Isn't this just the Isle of Wight

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A castle sounds really cool though, Anita would really love to have sex in a castle "

Can it be a bouncy castle?

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By *lay4RealCouple
over a year ago

London

that sounds like CapD'dge with minor alterations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm been planning a big party with some friends and I really like that castle idea. I will keep you guys posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love it if you could wear wristbands stating what you were into. Pink for bisexual, purple for full swap, red for soft swap ect ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love it if you could wear wristbands stating what you were into. Pink for bisexual, purple for full swap, red for soft swap ect ect"

Could get a bit complicated - you'd need a big combination of colours for "not interested in single guys unless they are bisexual and bottom and waxed, otherwise couples only for full swap"

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"So a privet island. You have a test done on arrival. You are then placed in an area with other people that have just arrived. Loads of condoms, wet wipes and mouth wash.

After the results are returned your group can join the main compound with the other people who were clear for the rest of your holiday. If not you can stay with your group or go home...

Isn't this just the Isle of Wight "

You are correct... The Isle of Wight is a privet island. I meant a private island...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the fort in the solent is basically a island.

If I remember someone tried turning it into a nightclub and hotel a number of years ago.

But it flopped.

But a hotel / adults club hmmmm.

It would be a project that only someone who is prepared to invest a shed load of money into it to make it work.

Even then it would probably lose money.

However.

Own helipad, docking Bay for boats.

You could certainly build something amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have guest appearances from porn stars? We think Jim slip is hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An internal (landline type) phone on each & every table...with the phone number of every phone shown on a floormap.

I used to go to a Vanilla nightclub in Newcastle called the Tuxedo Junction...it had that actual setup....it's a brilliant & exciting way to flirt, tantalise/tease & adds a unique experience. (& I actually had a lady phone me who after a couple of sentences of small talk asked if I liked sex cos her partner loved to see her getting fucked....remember this was a vanilla nightclub!)

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"I'd love it if you could wear wristbands stating what you were into. Pink for bisexual, purple for full swap, red for soft swap ect ect"

They have these in Townhouse xxx

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