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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for seawitch to enter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardest thing to describe but if it's in proportion that helps; not too big and not too small.

Nice and straight-ish with a head that's also in proportion and not too bulbous, neatly trimmed pubic hair so it's not surrounded by a forest of hair.

If it is attached to a decent guy then that makes it even more beautiful of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardest thing to describe but if it's in proportion that helps; not too big and not too small.

Nice and straight-ish with a head that's also in proportion and not too bulbous, neatly trimmed pubic hair so it's not surrounded by a forest of hair.

If it is attached to a decent guy then that makes it even more beautiful of course.

"

Well I suppose two out of three aint bad for me ( Bill )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this kind of conversation haha!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Nice big bell end ..full balls and some girthy inches between them I suppose

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD

Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean, trimmed and belonging to a sexy funny man x

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

Have a look at mine and you'll understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me "

Lol

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

Lol"

At some point we are going to have to put a seemingly compulsory sky remote pic up for a giggle.

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hardest thing to describe but if it's in proportion that helps; not too big and not too small.

Nice and straight-ish with a head that's also in proportion and not too bulbous, neatly trimmed pubic hair so it's not surrounded by a forest of hair.

If it is attached to a decent guy then that makes it even more beautiful of course.

"

I prefer a cock with a nice curve, a big head is lovely, nice thickness as a thin dick makes your jaw ache sucking it and just doesnt hit the spot, definitely feel the same about the hair!

Like many things it's all down to what the individual prefers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get why guys use a sky remote to show size, or are they trying to entice people with a sky package lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Will a Virgin Media remote make an adequate alternative?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's not a compliment I'd ever give as I don't think they are particularly nice looking things in general, doesn't mean I'm afraid to get my hands on one or several though

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Soft lighting and a pic without a toilet in the background makes any cock look ok.

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By *corpion123Man
over a year ago

donegal


"It's not a compliment I'd ever give as I don't think they are particularly nice looking things in general, doesn't mean I'm afraid to get my hands on one or several though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven knows but I have been complimented on my things lol

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Thick uncut with the helmet just peeking out is a good look a nice big juicy helmet with the foreskin rolled right back is also a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attached to a body"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


""Attached to a body""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Attached to a body""

I think some women will question this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it a case of everyone has a different fancy to size, look etc. Like some people like blondes, some like brunettes and some like red heads?! And some........ Well whatever the can get their hands on ?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girthy round. Bout 7 to 8 inches long. Bell end in proportion to shaft. Not too much foreskin. A nice slit in the tip. Trimmed around the base. Has balls that match it, heavy and close coupled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything in proportion, nice girth , nice length, trimmed or no pubes and hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

Lol

At some point we are going to have to put a seemingly compulsory sky remote pic up for a giggle."

Can you make it one of those smaller dvd remotes for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer pics of erect cocks - and in my still d*unken state wonder if we should ask for before and after pics - as i often look at a flaccid one and wonder what it would look like in ready to go mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"prefer pics of erect cocks - and in my still d*unken state wonder if we should ask for before and after pics - as i often look at a flaccid one and wonder what it would look like in ready to go mode "

I'd happily show you

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

Lol

At some point we are going to have to put a seemingly compulsory sky remote pic up for a giggle.

Can you make it one of those smaller dvd remotes for me please "

Mmmm there must be a market for half size exact replicas of Sky remotes.....

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


""Attached to a body"

I think some women will question this one."

They may prefer the Bobbit variety then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I don't like to see a cock pic that in my opinion a doc needs to see! Some just look ,well, EEEW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any of you say that I have a good looking cock...... X

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Apparently mine is quite pretty to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

Lol

At some point we are going to have to put a seemingly compulsory sky remote pic up for a giggle."

That reminds me. I really must sign up to sky if I want to get anywhere on fab

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Ah!

Cries of "Look at mine! Look at mine!"

This is now rapidly becoming the first willie-waving thread of 2016

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

No doubt this thread will have plenty of nay sayers but never mind it is as much allowed as any other thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

makeup and dark glasses

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By *ouple4fun1975Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

My Mrs exactly the same

"

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Clean chefs whites. Tidy washed hair. Confident exterior.

Oh. Sorry.

I thought you said Cook

Damn these new intraocular lenses! I'm taking them back to the backstreet cataract surgeon this afternoon ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soft lighting and a pic without a toilet in the background makes any cock look ok. "

Mint !!! we hate the 'Bog' shots too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me

Lol

At some point we are going to have to put a seemingly compulsory sky remote pic up for a giggle.

Can you make it one of those smaller dvd remotes for me please "

I am going to put a pic of our Apple tv Remote on our profile to make mine look huge !

Bill..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut, good size, and rigid! Phwoarrr x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, maybe one that ISN'T being shoved towards the camera without any other part of the males body attached as the ONLY photo on a guys profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

Mine really is very nice. And it upsets me that I'm not flexible enough to give it a little kiss.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like a bit of symmetry but other than that what makes a cock attractive for me is if I like the guy it's part of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

mines detachable and I buff it with a shoe brush

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By *i_guy4uMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

A pair of lips around it makes any cock look better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

Have a look at mine and you'll understand "

Yet again another couples account with only fem pics on So I still don't understand as we cant see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a bit of symmetry but other than that what makes a cock attractive for me is if I like the guy it's part of "

Or "A cock that's not attached to a cunt".

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Mrs Dee sometimes calls me a dick but says I'm a nice dick lol is that what you meant OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the ones with a sky remote for me "

Or a can of Lynx

Personally, I think my husband has a perfect cock but I'm biased (and lucky!)...good length, good girth, fairly straight and nicely proportioned... Mmmm

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By *im himCouple (MM)
over a year ago

bedworth

Nothing wrong with ours . If I had a £ for every message saying " nice cocks "

Amazing how many of them are so called straight men to .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with ours . If I had a £ for every message saying " nice cocks "

Amazing how many of them are so called straight men to . "

Nice moustache tattoo

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Nothing wrong with ours . If I had a £ for every message saying " nice cocks "

Amazing how many of them are so called straight men to . "

I get the same...only in the singular of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can appreciate beauty when I see it,it's all subjective anyway. Like art,we appreciate different things. I like a cock that is the same girth tip to base, even colouring all over,balls close to the base (not hanging too much) and surrounded by curly pubes. That's my idea of beauty where cocks are concerned.

Oh and the foreskin attached to the head tidily if they have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soft lighting and a pic without a toilet in the background makes any cock look ok. "

Well i tried my best with 5 mins on the photo editor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can appreciate beauty when I see it,it's all subjective anyway. Like art,we appreciate different things. I like a cock that is the same girth tip to base, even colouring all over,balls close to the base (not hanging too much) and surrounded by curly pubes. That's my idea of beauty where cocks are concerned.

Oh and the foreskin attached to the head tidily if they have one. "

I think you've been looking at my photos lol

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I can appreciate beauty when I see it,it's all subjective anyway. Like art,we appreciate different things. I like a cock that is the same girth tip to base, even colouring all over,balls close to the base (not hanging too much) and surrounded by curly pubes. That's my idea of beauty where cocks are concerned.

Oh and the foreskin attached to the head tidily if they have one.

I think you've been looking at my photos lol "

All but one are hidden....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

she'd say.."that kens better than urs", my response is lets swsap her mouth n pussyas we plunder.....and high five the tart shhhh its a secret highfive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veiny, with a big, juicy glans, and a look that suggestions that it's strong enough to pull a jumbo jet.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Veiny, with a big, juicy glans, and a look that suggestions that it's strong enough to pull a jumbo jet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good cock has to be attached to a sexy man, with a hairy chest and who can distract me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

a beard maybe or a helmet SS style

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a nicely coloured plumage surely

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"As we browse/perv profiles on here occasionally Miss K will try to explain to me what a "nice" looking cock is.

She seems to dismiss ones that look "a bit flumpy" or "a bit too mushroomy".

I smile and nod but I still don't really get it. Although I guess I've not seen as many as her.

So I'm just curious to know what everybody else would class as a nice one.

How would you describe a "nice cock"?

"

. In order to make the assessment it needs to be attached to a full body picture . Pictures on profiles of cocks by themselves are meaningless .

A nice on should have a large head , be straight and firm , and the surrounding areas fully shaved

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

This is a really difficult question. Generally I just get a feeling that the cock in a photo would be be nice to suck or play with. They usually are of a reasonable size with a well defined head which is in proportion, uncut but with retractable foreskin, balls that don't dangle too much, and with well trimmed or shaven pubic hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a really difficult question. Generally I just get a feeling that the cock in a photo would be be nice to suck or play with. They usually are of a reasonable size with a well defined head which is in proportion, uncut but with retractable foreskin, balls that don't dangle too much, and with well trimmed or shaven pubic hair. "

Ah, thanks very Much.

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