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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i mean dry piss? On a clit? What kind of women are you meeting? Where are you finding them? Each to their own and all that, but if they aren't washing their pussy, should you be eating it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you mean to say that out loud??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

You think you've heard it all them Bam! Pissy clits!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


" i mean dry piss? On a clit? What kind of women are you meeting? Where are you finding them? Each to their own and all that, but if they aren't washing their pussy, should you be eating it? "

If it is his kink yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miso soup has much the same flavor apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top."
When switched to vibrate it feels great where it is

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top."

Maybe he was play "just the tip"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you mean to say that out loud??!!"
YES I DID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you mean to say that out loud??!! YES I DID "

Alright, don't shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you mean to say that out loud??!! YES I DID

Alright, don't shout "

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miso soup has much the same flavor apparently."

As pissy clits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top.

Maybe he was play "just the tip" "

Very nice feel to it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Miso soup has much the same flavor apparently."
I have tasted miso soup.

I think I'd prefer the taste of piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

And a first course of dingleberries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Blimey, and he was only the 2nd best fuck of your life! What did the best do?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

I want to meet this guy - just for giggles.... Sounds like he could be a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

I want to meet this guy - just for giggles.... Sounds like he could be a lot of fun "

Men like that are so much better than wusses who stress about a flick of cum on their hands.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

I want to meet this guy - just for giggles.... Sounds like he could be a lot of fun

Men like that are so much better than wusses who stress about a flick of cum on their hands. "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

Now that's what I call rank!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I think I may have vomited a bit in my mouth reading all this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

Pure gross and would make me vomit if I was to head south and smelt that, proves the woman hasn't washed so what else isn't clean! Dont tell me the smell of BO is also appealing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

Blimey, and he was only the 2nd best fuck of your life! What did the best do? "

Gave me a child! Was with him almost 10 years and knew each other's bodies inside out, sadly didn't like the idea that he was not the most important thing in my world anymore, but he is now a good father.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women and I think death by licking an unwashed pussy is currently 7,576th place on The WHO Causes of Death list 2014.

Why so dismissive and derogatory about someone's preference oh open minded and accepting forum members?

P.S. it is possible I made up the list.

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By *IKA26Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Nice honest reply, refreshing to have women like you on here, if that's his fetish let him enjoy it, me, I too enjoy sniffing knickers with a hint of pee...mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Gave me a child! Was with him almost 10 years and knew each other's bodies inside out, sadly didn't like the idea that he was not the most important thing in my world anymore, but he is now a good father. "

I get the impression that this happens a lot. Amazing what difference having a child can make to relationship, and sadly not always good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"
Whoa...let us know where you drink so we can avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

I want to meet this guy - just for giggles.... Sounds like he could be a lot of fun "

He's not the only guy who finds that horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love fab .....for being able to read filth like this really does make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women and I think death by licking an unwashed pussy is currently 7,576th place on The WHO Causes of Death list 2014.

Why so dismissive and derogatory about someone's preference oh open minded and accepting forum members?

P.S. it is possible I made up the list."

It is a well known fact that 68% of all statistics are made up...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmmWhoa...let us know where you drink so we can avoid "

Why would you avoid drinking in the same pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

That's the best thing i've read this year...

Hands down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

"

Ah but that's different, that's on the fab list of acceptable disgusting things to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there so many small minded people in these forums.

Just because it's not your thing, Does not mean people like things in this line of " sexual enjoyment "

EACH TO THEIR OWN I SAY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

Ah but that's different, that's on the fab list of acceptable disgusting things to do "
So it's Erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a woman [stranger] piss in front me now thats what I call friendship or a possibe one ..why not!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

I want to meet this guy - just for giggles.... Sounds like he could be a lot of fun

Men like that are so much better than wusses who stress about a flick of cum on their hands. "

maybe not as extreme as seawitchs fella, but I agree with that. I've met guys who won't kiss after a blow job, and my ex wouldn't touch me after he'd cum in me, never mind get his tongue down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a

Smelly fanny.

I also love when you run

Your finger along a girls bum and sniff it. Not pooie but that musky warm smell

Not met many people that admit to liking it lol

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I'm sure there are much much worse things but please don't share them as I'm squeamish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so funny wet my boxers. Anyone want a smell or a lick lol xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

Ah but that's different, that's on the fab list of acceptable disgusting things to do So it's Erotic "

One man's disgusting is another man's erotic or woman's of course.

I'm not sure why but I'm still able to be surprised at the number of people who are sexually liberated enough to consider swinging yet unable to accept that some might indulge in quite harmless pleasures that differ from theirs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

Ah but that's different, that's on the fab list of acceptable disgusting things to do So it's Erotic

One man's disgusting is another man's erotic or woman's of course.

I'm not sure why but I'm still able to be surprised at the number of people who are sexually liberated enough to consider swinging yet unable to accept that some might indulge in quite harmless pleasures that differ from theirs."
True, fabswingers is full of Eroticness mmm

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

It's just a variation on water sports - entirely acceptable in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards "

No it's not. It's below the clit and above the vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miso soup has much the same flavor apparently."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've just put me off my microwave curry...

I'm fffing starving too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've just put me off my microwave curry...

I'm fffing starving too! "

If he'd been discussing anal or rimming, I could understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've just put me off my microwave curry...

I'm fffing starving too!

If he'd been discussing anal or rimming, I could understand "

Now you're talking

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

This properly made me smile. I've had one of those and we had the best sex too. Dirty bastard!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

This properly made me smile. I've had one of those and we had the best sex too. Dirty bastard! "

Him not you obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck,

If your smelling piss then I don't think you should be eating that pussy.

Just saying

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

This properly made me smile. I've had one of those and we had the best sex too. Dirty bastard! "

Yep. Yay. Had a couple of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top thread.

Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards "

This startled me ..... A lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously.. Did I just read that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It made me do a little bit of too

The wonderful world of fab

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Makes me laugh

A lot of people shocked by this...

But how many would lick a womans bum hole ???

"
I would and have.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

This properly made me smile. I've had one of those and we had the best sex too. Dirty bastard! "
I love dirty sex it drives me wild so i shag like a beast. Love really dirty talk during sex too, its such a turn on.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women and I think death by licking an unwashed pussy is currently 7,576th place on The WHO Causes of Death list 2014.

Why so dismissive and derogatory about someone's preference oh open minded and accepting forum members?

P.S. it is possible I made up the list."
Death by pussy, can't think of a better way to go.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"
So you like going on the piss. Lol.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Totaly unrealted but i feel obligated to point out a cock ring is meant to go at the bottom not the top."

Surely if that's where it feels good then that's where it should go. Electric toothbrushes are meant to go in the mouth but I know lots of people who use them elsewhere

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards "

I love how you are correcting someone with wrong information!

I once had to draw a diagram for a lad I worked with because he though women wee'd through their clit lol

The urethral opening is between the clit and the vagina and if the flow is slow enough wee can travel up as the flow is not strong enough to break the tension between wee and body. At least I have noticed it happen before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

Yuck!!! I wouldn't even allow a man to go near me unless I had showered and had clean underwear on before having sex. When I used to go on a meet many moons ago when I started out I would take wet wipes and spray. I wouldn't want to go down a man who smelt like piss so I wouldn't expect him to have too either... some classy women you must be meeting.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


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Must have be like licking the fem fresh shelf at boots poster

Only joking poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

Yuck!!! I wouldn't even allow a man to go near me unless I had showered and had clean underwear on before having sex. When I used to go on a meet many moons ago when I started out I would take wet wipes and spray. I wouldn't want to go down a man who smelt like piss so I wouldn't expect him to have too either... some classy women you must be meeting. "

Hmmm we were just thinking the same, reckon you could smell her arrival in the clubs .......yuck, not nice at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on ya OP...you enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Now that's how it's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Thanks a story that will turn many of us pervs on so much but I felt your wonderful story has been let down by not telling us how you take your tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of many things that as a left-sided liberal swinger I know I should just read and be like "yeah, bro, that's cool" but in reality my face scrunches up and my sphincter cringes me into next week. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

The amount of negative comments proves the ignorance of some folk here.

First of all what's wrong with the natura smell of a woman?? Guess what women pee they don't all go for a wash after.

Secondly if you had any kind of serious relationship with a woman guess what you've been in this guy's shoes. Does your live in partner insist on a wash each time u ask for sex???

Yeah his wording was a bit shall we say "off putting" but hey there's nothing wrong with a woman's natural scent.

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By *exy_HornyCouple
over a year ago

Leigh


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women"

Although we always shower before a meet it is not so important when it is just us. After all, she sits on my face when she is on her period so why not after a piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women

Although we always shower before a meet it is not so important when it is just us. After all, she sits on my face when she is on her period so why not after a piss?"

The surprising thing is it dont taste any different on my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The natal smell of a woman is powerfull aphrodisiac to me it's her personal aroma. Much better then smelling and tasting of soap and water and unnatural perfumes.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

You can't beat a pussy that's had a good clean out first thing in the morning... and you have it by the afternoon... it's still 'clean', but, her natural pheromones have released...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me heaven is on a hot day pulling a woman's knickers ok and going down on a hot sweaty pussy.

We all have our like a and dislikes. Tattoos on a woman don't do it for me many women don't like fat blokes. The important thing is to enjoy what you like as long as it's legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I know exactly what you mean, I also adore that smell whilst going down on a woman it's heaven! Love that smell in there knickers too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women and I think death by licking an unwashed pussy is currently 7,576th place on The WHO Causes of Death list 2014.

Why so dismissive and derogatory about someone's preference oh open minded and accepting forum members?

P.S. it is possible I made up the list.

It is a well known fact that 68% of all statistics are made up... "

And 40%of the time it's incorrectly made up ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women and I think death by licking an unwashed pussy is currently 7,576th place on The WHO Causes of Death list 2014.

Why so dismissive and derogatory about someone's preference oh open minded and accepting forum members?

P.S. it is possible I made up the list.

It is a well known fact that 68% of all statistics are made up...

And 40%of the time it's incorrectly made up ? "

I can assure you both that my statistics were 100% bull shit...fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey men have been sniffing knickers probably since the day women started with wearing them!

A musky sex scented vagina is sexy.

A stinky piss vagina much like a cheesy piss stinky cock is not.

But that's our opinion If someone enjoys licking a pissy vag, then that's his /her choice.

If it's not harming anyone what's the problem?

Besides it will be clean soon enough

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards

I love how you are correcting someone with wrong information!

I once had to draw a diagram for a lad I worked with because he though women wee'd through their clit lol

The urethral opening is between the clit and the vagina and if the flow is slow enough wee can travel up as the flow is not strong enough to break the tension between wee and body. At least I have noticed it happen before. "

I swear, the easier it is to get information, the more ignorant people become.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

You think you've heard it all them Bam! Pissy clits!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

Really ??? Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

Really ??? Wtf "

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more concerned on naming one's self after an erectile dysfunction product

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sometimes , it seems, there are some men who don't know how a woman smells naturally.

They think anything damp down there is pee.

A woman can smell of pee BUT it wouldn't be her clit that did.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

Pure gross and would make me vomit if I was to head south and smelt that, proves the woman hasn't washed so what else isn't clean! Dont tell me the smell of BO is also appealing? "

It does NOT prove she hasn't washed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women

Although we always shower before a meet it is not so important when it is just us. After all, she sits on my face when she is on her period so why not after a piss?"

Oh ffs......... Just when you think the O.P. can't be out dirtied.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Don't be nasty about the OP just because he likes a different kink than you.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I always turn up freshly showered and all clean and shiny - if I need a toilet break then the last thing in my mind is do I need to shower before I get back to playing - I wouldn't be meeting a person who was so paranoid about a little bit of wee.......it's a natural body function and I quite like water sports anyway. That and if I don't go home looking sweaty and like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards then I haven't had fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

God this is so very very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always turn up freshly showered and all clean and shiny - if I need a toilet break then the last thing in my mind is do I need to shower before I get back to playing - I wouldn't be meeting a person who was so paranoid about a little bit of wee.......it's a natural body function and I quite like water sports anyway. That and if I don't go home looking sweaty and like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards then I haven't had fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can definitely see why the OP has been on here for over a year with no verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can definitely see why the OP has been on here for over a year with no verifications. "

For someone who find bum hole licking nice it's a bit harsh on the OP

Everyone has their little kinks and should be respected for it.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Can definitely see why the OP has been on here for over a year with no verifications.

For someone who find bum hole licking nice it's a bit harsh on the OP

Everyone has their little kinks and should be respected for it. "

the thought of putting my tongue near anyone's bum hole makes me but seems that's acceptable on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can definitely see why the OP has been on here for over a year with no verifications.

For someone who find bum hole licking nice it's a bit harsh on the OP

Everyone has their little kinks and should be respected for it.

the thought of putting my tongue near anyone's bum hole makes me but seems that's acceptable on fab"

You have it has a like on your profile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's an eeewwww from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

You think you've heard it all them Bam! Pissy clits!"

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By *i 69Man
over a year ago

luton

Mandatory.....ive tried it... if i feel the lady objects obviously it stops there...

But most times the lady does like it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "
Oh I Love that!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Can definitely see why the OP has been on here for over a year with no verifications.

For someone who find bum hole licking nice it's a bit harsh on the OP

Everyone has their little kinks and should be respected for it.

the thought of putting my tongue near anyone's bum hole makes me but seems that's acceptable on fab

You have it has a like on your profile "

I can't see it? In fact I see the complete opposite on my profile

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By *inkybmthcplCouple
over a year ago

poole


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

I am aware that it is wrong that I find that soooooooo fucking sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Crikey for some reason this sounds hot. I'd love to meet a guy like that who just doesn't give a fuck. Instead of freaking out if I ask him to lick his cum off me

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I love licking a pussy clean just after she has had a wee wonderful.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

Crikey for some reason this sounds hot. I'd love to meet a guy like that who just doesn't give a fuck. Instead of freaking out if I ask him to lick his cum off me "

Most blokes freak these days if you have a hairy clunge, I've heard!

I will just add, I'm not one of them

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

Do many women like to go down on a man when he's got sweaty balls that have a sweaty odor?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

The body smells. It is a good smell as long as the body is hygienic. Not washing after being sweaty or having a wee or several is fine. The smell a body makes is a huge aphrodisiac (for most).

I love the smell and taste of a cock or balls after gym or a day in pants and trousers. But that does not mean I'm going down on a cheesy cock that hasnt seen hot water and soap for several days.

The only rule.... Clean bum hole!!!! Non negotiable.

Am I vile??

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Sexual attraction is fundamentally all down to pheromones, anyway.

It's a primal instinct we all share.

The bottom line. You won't have sex with somebody you don't like the smell of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Don't ya just love the stuff we talk about on Fab!!! x

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered "
Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors."

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear Grylls drinks it so must be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fucks this site coming to

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


" What the fucks this site coming to "

A piss take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go back to school

I didn't realise i pissed from my clit !!

Oh god help me please tell me what my urethra is for !!!! ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't ya just love the stuff we talk about on Fab!!! x "

just like you do with your bezzies - only more so sometimes haha

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Threads like this and the arse to mouth really makes me wonder what on earth the men in this country really are thinking about women! Well in fact it makes me know exactly what their intelligence levels are!

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

great thread burst out laughing a few times

(her )

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Do many women like to go down on a man when he's got sweaty balls that have a sweaty odor?"

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love a

Smelly fanny.

I also love when you run

Your finger along a girls bum and sniff it. Not pooie but that musky warm smell

Not met many people that admit to liking it lol"

Oh, now you just made me laugh my nips off..

I do so love reading the forums

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of "
It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

When I read the first post here, I was fairly sure I knew how the thread would go, given the less-than-subtle language used by the OP and the “marmite” nature of anything pee-related, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Sure, some people have said that watersports and anything other than scrupulously scrubbed and disinfected bodies aren’t for them (absolutely fair enough), but there have also been some wonderfully filthy and open-minded posts from the ladies of fab, particularly SeaWitch’s tale, truly one of my favourite posts on here yet.

I’ve always been taken aback at the almost complete suspension of my “yuck” reflex when it comes to what I think of as sexy. So whilst in everyday life a sweaty body might be something to be avoided, as soon as it’s a freshly-perspiring woman whom I find attractive, I’m imagining exploring every intimate damp, aromatic crevice of her body. I’ve always found scents make a huge contribution to my arousal, possibly even more so than the visual stimuli to which guys are supposed to react best, and I sometimes feel that perfumes and recent showers take away something from close contact. One of my former regular meets from fab once commented that she liked meeting me because she didn’t have to spend hours scrubbing herself and squeezing into uncomfortable “sexy” lingerie for my benefit. Everyday undies, worn all day, and her natural, unmasked, womanly scent were fine by me! (Not that I have anything against stockings and suspenders for those women who find getting dressed up to be part of the fun ) And if she arrived fresh from a jog or a workout, even better!

Likewise in “normal” mode, peeing is a chore which is done in private, yet everything about a woman to whom I’m attracted doing it is exciting, and watersports has been one of my biggest turn-ons since adolescence. I’ve been lucky enough to share fun times with a few ladies who had the same interest and the mention above of fingering a girl as she had a wee, or licking her out straight afterwards brought back many happy memories!

I can see a lot of myself in Seawitch’s “second best”, but I can’t entirely compete because, even in the throes of passion, I’m not that keen on my own fluids. Whilst I’d have no problem kissing a woman who’d just given me a blow job for example and I’m far from a “wuss who stresses about a flick of cum on my hands”, I wouldn’t relish consuming my own cum in any quantity. Yet give me a nice sticky, sweaty or (yes) a pissy vagina and the more I can get on my face the better! A strange quirk of nature that in a sexual context I’d prefer to get messy with a stranger’s secretions than my own - no doubt all designed to aid reproduction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people."

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a subject!..the lady is right sterile means no bacteria which are on everything you touch....and I dont think most women..or men put their gentitals in an autoclave before a bit of whatever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure why her clit would be pissy as the uretha is below the vagina, cool trick if she can wee upwards

I love how you are correcting someone with wrong information!

I once had to draw a diagram for a lad I worked with because he though women wee'd through their clit lol

The urethral opening is between the clit and the vagina and if the flow is slow enough wee can travel up as the flow is not strong enough to break the tension between wee and body. At least I have noticed it happen before. "

Ok I wrote it wrong no need to be pedantic. I wrote vagina when I meant clit. Believe me I catheterise people I know where the uretha is!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Quite a reasonable kink, especially when you take into consideration he has watersports checked as an interest

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Quite a reasonable kink, especially when you take into consideration he has watersports checked as an interest "

Reasonable!? Steady on, we'll have reasonable behaviour on here

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Quite a reasonable kink, especially when you take into consideration he has watersports checked as an interest

Reasonable!? Steady on, we'll have reasonable behaviour on here "

*no reasonable behaviour

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria "
Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

It bothers me if I've used the bathroom on a meet and then he gives me oral. I usually use wipes after but not the last few times and he hasn't said anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh."

I cant even be arsed now as you will say the sky is purple if i said its blue.. enjoy your bacteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh.

I cant even be arsed now as you will say the sky is purple if i said its blue.. enjoy your bacteria "

You could cite a paper in a medical journal? I've done this to prove I point. (though I have no opinion in this particular debate. )

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh.

I cant even be arsed now as you will say the sky is purple if i said its blue.. enjoy your bacteria

You could cite a paper in a medical journal? I've done this to prove I point. (though I have no opinion in this particular debate. )

-Courtney"

I'm bored so I did it for you:

Urine Is Not Sterile: Use of Enhanced Urine Culture Techniques To Detect Resident Bacterial Flora in the Adult Female Bladder; J. Clin. Microbiol. March 2014 vol. 52 no. 3 871-876

doi: 10.1128/JCM.02876-13

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Quite a reasonable kink, especially when you take into consideration he has watersports checked as an interest

Reasonable!? Steady on, we'll have reasonable behaviour on here

*no reasonable behaviour"

I apologise

I'm outraged really

Is that better?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Although the forensic powerwash and jet clean required by my other half prior to sex is a passion killer, this would make me .

A happy medium would be perfect!

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By *exy_HornyCouple
over a year ago

Leigh


"Lots of men enjoy the smell and taste of unwashed women

Although we always shower before a meet it is not so important when it is just us. After all, she sits on my face when she is on her period so why not after a piss?

Oh ffs......... Just when you think the O.P. can't be out dirtied."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling laugh between that gagging reflexes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been Tangoed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh.

I cant even be arsed now as you will say the sky is purple if i said its blue.. enjoy your bacteria

You could cite a paper in a medical journal? I've done this to prove I point. (though I have no opinion in this particular debate. )

-Courtney"

What do you think the UT in UTI stands for?

If its wet and warm there's something living there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to their own.. For me anything that comes out of my body as waste which contains potentially harmful bacteria (no urine isnt sterile as a lot believes) is a no for going back into my mouth so i like myself and my partner to be clean and showered Actually urine is sterile when its fresh, medical fact confirmed by doctors.

Thats been disproved now.. Been a medical myth for a while but isnt true especially if someone has a uti they are unaware of It has not been disproved at all, a healthy persons urine is sterile and it is medically proven. If a person has an infection then there can be problems but not in healthy people.

Go check the mighty google and medical forums its has been disproven sterile means no bacteria even good bacteria Have done plenty googling on this and the evidence says it is sterile. Have also spoken to doctors about this and they say its sterile when fresh.

I cant even be arsed now as you will say the sky is purple if i said its blue.. enjoy your bacteria

You could cite a paper in a medical journal? I've done this to prove I point. (though I have no opinion in this particular debate. )

-Courtney

What do you think the UT in UTI stands for?

If its wet and warm there's something living there"

Thanks for your input but it wasn't only UTIs they were discussing.

It isn't something I care enough about to argue. I already cited the paper she was talking about.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either urine or urout

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Either urine or urout"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lol'd hard at this ^

Pissy clits!!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Naughty and taboo but so hot

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By *rEroticMan
over a year ago

London

If the OP had asked the woman to be' pissy clitted' beforehand to turn him on then fine. However, if she was pissy without request then she hadnt washed her fanny properly, and was unhygienic which is not on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Sounds like my tame twin

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

Blimey, and he was only the 2nd best fuck of your life! What did the best do? "

I want to know too!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


" i mean dry piss? On a clit? What kind of women are you meeting? Where are you finding them? Each to their own and all that, but if they aren't washing their pussy, should you be eating it? "

It's hardly likely to kill him!

If its his thing, why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know you shouldn't read a thread on your lunch break - yup, pretty much all over that!

Each to their own, but I prefer people to wash, but then I'm a picky cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wot 2 adults consent to is their business so im not gonna judge

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

Blimey, and he was only the 2nd best fuck of your life! What did the best do?

Gave me a child! Was with him almost 10 years and knew each other's bodies inside out, sadly didn't like the idea that he was not the most important thing in my world anymore, but he is now a good father. "

Wow! Sometimes swinging world banter can be like a magic wand giving a wonderful feeling of happiness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would ask her go and wash i am sure the lady would not like a pissy cock shoved in her mouth? bad hygene

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"i would ask her go and wash i am sure the lady would not like a pissy cock shoved in her mouth? bad hygene "

If I like licking guys while they are peeing I am not going to refuse a guy who has already been for a wee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

You think you've heard it all them Bam! Pissy clits!"

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Do many women like to go down on a man when he's got sweaty balls that have a sweaty odor?"

Oh yes

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm"

Yep...it's one of life's greatest, secret pleasures. No doubt about it.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Do many women like to go down on a man when he's got sweaty balls that have a sweaty odor?

Oh yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???? Yeah ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a slightly musky pussy though! Nothing worse than a pussy smelling and tasting of detol LoL. And perfumes make me wonder what they are trying to hide

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Do many women like to go down on a man when he's got sweaty balls that have a sweaty odor?

Oh yes

"

Only on my special friend...lol I would suck his no matter what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy. "

Mmm! Remember it like it was yesterday. 2nd best? Ha ha I'll take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like guys that think this way. 2nd best fuck of my life was with a guy that was so disgustingly vile and fancied me so much that I knew there was nothing I could do that would put him off. Made me feel so comfortable and at ease. Bent me over a sink to douche my bottom, sat me on a toilet and stood at the door asking how I take my tea as arse juice was dribbling out of me and didn't even flinch. For 2 days of shagging and obviously me having pee's in between he wouldn't let me take a shower. Would finger me whilst I had a pee on the toilet and end up pissing over his hands. Would lick me out straight after a pee or after he'd just cum inside me. Lovely guy.

Mmm! Remember it like it was yesterday. 2nd best? Ha ha I'll take that "

Would've replied sooner but was having a little enforced break! Didn't think you'd see that!

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I love the smell of piss when I go down on a woman's pussy, when I get the chance to lick some pussy I tend to take a few seconds to sniff the beautiful smell. It so turns me on, dry piss on the clit, mmmm

You think you've heard it all them Bam! Pissy clits!"

.... Absolutely wetting myself...pissy clits xxx

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