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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

you are very pretty but it definitely is an attempt to get a shag! Also that is saying that fab is only for ugly people!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Think it must be a line they use for everyone.. Never worked on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked a few times what's a woman like you doing on here. Apparently I'm not like the other women who are nutters or up their own arses. Makes me feel so special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

they're just trying to get in your knickers but you know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll tell you anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

No one ever calls me normal

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks! "

I've never used it and it would never work if used on me, especially the normal bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks! "

Any suggestions as to what may work? Asking for a friend you see.... haha said friend also thinks you're rather pretty/gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks! "

You already know it probably hasn't...why would it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do they think all swingers are mingers? You don't look like a swinger is one i often get, well no I don't walk round with it tattooed on my head.

When I get messages like that I just assume the guys don't have the first clue about swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!

you are very pretty but it definitely is an attempt to get a shag! Also that is saying that fab is only for ugly people!"

Isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me! they're just trying to get in your knickers but you know that "

Isn't everyone on here trying to get in someone's knickers lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do they think all swingers are mingers? You don't look like a swinger is one i often get, well no I don't walk round with it tattooed on my head.

When I get messages like that I just assume the guys don't have the first clue about swinging

"

We have often been told we don't look "the type" . As you say that implies that the person saying it has a predetermined idea of what "the type" is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

I don't use lines I bludgeon them with sincerity until they give in its worked so far oh and humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly never worked on me. But then again, no one has ever tried that one on me either.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think I've received that circular, too

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I would expect a kick in the balls ( virtual or otherwise) If I tried such an obvious line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never understood it.

I think the logic is 'you shouldn't need the internet to get a shag', but this discounts the fact that this is a swingers site, which is similar but not quite the same to just one night stands and casual shags.

When a guy messages me that (or more usually - 'you're too clever to be on this site') I just figure that he's rather misunderstood the point of a swinging site to facilitate the meeting of other swingings. Because if I started going up to random people in bars and saying 'are you a swinger?' it probably wouldn't end well for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say that don't get a reply.. Never mind I have my knickers..... Point of swinging completely missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they think normal people don't have sex,or that sex with someone on a swinger site is going to be unusual or not something us normal people would do. I wouldn't say it's a ploy for someone to get sex as such,just an exclamation of their incredulity at normal people having sex with the lights on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr what's normal?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

No that line doesn't work on me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones who say that don't get a reply.. Never mind I have my knickers..... Point of swinging completely missed "

*in my knickers... Phone thinks it knows best

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Pees me off when i get the message... Id pay to fuck you.. grrrr i block them so quickly

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth

We're not normal, just different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only person that's said that to me is my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks! "

Nah I never get that!

I get 'fuck yer allreet fer an old minger d'ya fancy a fuk or what?'

Gets in my knickers every time!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I'm fully aware that this is a line which is why i asked if that line has worked for anyone. Keep up folks!

Nah I never get that!

I get 'fuck yer allreet fer an old minger d'ya fancy a fuk or what?'

Gets in my knickers every time! "

your arse is cracking and your friendly...fancy a shag

(Lucky peach knows I am passing about)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

It works on me when girls send it to me

Your not that great . Btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that for ninety five percent of people on here, it's about what you look like and what you offer, not what you say.

I think if you have the right look, it doesn't matter what you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it must be a line they use for everyone.. Never worked on me. "

No-one has ever said it to me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Think it must be a line they use for everyone.. Never worked on me.

No-one has ever said it to me. "

Scarlet, you are waaaay too good looking, far too pretty and too exceedingly normal to be on here...ok I lied about the normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it must be a line they use for everyone.. Never worked on me.

No-one has ever said it to me.

Scarlet, you are waaaay too good looking, far too pretty and too exceedingly normal to be on here...ok I lied about the normal "

Fancy a shag?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

Obviously a ploy because you're a total munter but if you need a sympathy shag. Il take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told that a few times but I've also had the " your too fat and ugly and shouldn't be on here " ....can't win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!

Obviously a ploy because you're a total munter but if you need a sympathy shag. Il take one for the team. "

I'd laugh my bollocks off if I got a mail like that. And shag them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Think it must be a line they use for everyone.. Never worked on me.

No-one has ever said it to me.

Scarlet, you are waaaay too good looking, far too pretty and too exceedingly normal to be on here...ok I lied about the normal

Fancy a shag? "

oh alright, go on then, bring After Eights.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think that for ninety five percent of people on here, it's about what you look like and what you offer, not what you say.

I think if you have the right look, it doesn't matter what you say."

Yep! You're dead right there.

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By *exysoldier90Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I must be rats then because no-one ever tells me this :D

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one. "

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit of luck then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one. "

But boyfriends always complain when i want to sleep with other people :*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not normal, just different! "

Normal, ? can anyone tell us what normal is, I dont think I have ever been normal in my life, at least I keep getting told that by Sarah,

As for not being on here, we are told that too, but only because we are old wrinklies !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey can I put my cucumber in your garden

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one. "

I can't get a boyfriend, I have men blocked!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

Can't say I've had that message... Then again I've taken my filters off and I've not had a 'can I suck your cock ' either unlike a lot of blokes..

I must be a right munter..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't work on me either

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single. "

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea, guys have said similar things to me but I find it a very strange thing to say as they are on here looking for and meeting women ???? Not sure if they think it's a compliment? I don't take it as one I just think it doesn't say much for the man making that comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

I tried it once to no avail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but chats about cake and chocolate do

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have been told I am too nice to be on here and should meet a nice man and settle down

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've had "I don't understand why you're still single".

Like I'm here looking for a man to settle down with? Or I've been single all my life? Or being single is a problem?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us! "

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?"

Shut up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sandwich. Bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

have you considered he was just having a laugh ?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?

Shut up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sandwich. Bitch."

Wait, should I do that after getting an exact same job that pays me 1/3 less than you, or....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?

Shut up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sandwich. Bitch.

Wait, should I do that after getting an exact same job that pays me 1/3 less than you, or....?"

November 2nd I believe it is that you started working for free.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?

Shut up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sandwich. Bitch.

Wait, should I do that after getting an exact same job that pays me 1/3 less than you, or....?

November 2nd I believe it is that you started working for free. "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Less than three.

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

You are stunning and your profile pictured are great. So great I had to FAB them all. However if you get a line then it is a chance to get into those lovely wonder woman pants.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

not a line but i did look at your photos and I am in love with your underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got a message like that off a woman, I'd tell her what to do. No woman gets into my boxers that easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I've had this a few times too. Never worked on me either.

I also get the, "You could get any guy as a boyfriend, why are you on here?!"

Because apparently having a boyfriend is the BEST THING EVAR, and the only reason someone is single is because they "can't" get one.

Yeah that gets me too. If i wanted a boyfriend or fiancee or husband i wouldn't be on Fab! I LIKE being single.

You're not allowed to like being single and doing what you want, with whoever you want, when you want to...nooooo! Being single is awful, poor us not being 'able' to get ourselves men that'll keep us!

How can we POSSIBLY fend for ourselves though, without a man to take care of us?

Shut up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sandwich. Bitch.

Wait, should I do that after getting an exact same job that pays me 1/3 less than you, or....?

November 2nd I believe it is that you started working for free.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Less than three. "

When did you change your name I thought you were still haplocke

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"If I got a message like that off a woman, I'd tell her what to do. No woman gets into my boxers that easy. "

I just delete and block the 600 or so a day I get,I'm not a piece of meat to be put on display

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If I got a message like that off a woman, I'd tell her what to do. No woman gets into my boxers that easy.

I just delete and block the 600 or so a day I get,I'm not a piece of meat to be put on display"

Says the man with pics of his 'meat' on display

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"If I got a message like that off a woman, I'd tell her what to do. No woman gets into my boxers that easy.

I just delete and block the 600 or so a day I get,I'm not a piece of meat to be put on display

Says the man with pics of his 'meat' on display "

purely for artistic reasons obviously

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"If I got a message like that off a woman, I'd tell her what to do. No woman gets into my boxers that easy.

I just delete and block the 600 or so a day I get,I'm not a piece of meat to be put on display

Says the man with pics of his 'meat' on display "

I don't believe I have ever been so jealous of a banana in my entire life

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

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By *lan43sumMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Sob, sob...never had anyone write to me with any such "compliment"

I'm just wondering if sometimes when folk write stuff they forget that the recipient can't see the impish glint in their eye? I know I send texts that are misunderstood sometimes.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx"

I asked you not to tell people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

Had it used on me, and no it didn't work!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!

Had it used on me, and no it didn't work! "

How You Doin??

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people"

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to me that lots are too well-behaved to be on here.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx "

ah ok i forgive your slip of the tongue,but next time slip it into the right place

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"It seems to me that lots are too well-behaved to be on here."

Whose knickers are you trying to get into lol xxxxxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx

ah ok i forgive your slip of the tongue,but next time slip it into the right place

"

I know exactly where this tongue is slipping next time, and what this mouth is gonna wrap itself around lol xxxx

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx

ah ok i forgive your slip of the tongue,but next time slip it into the right place

I know exactly where this tongue is slipping next time, and what this mouth is gonna wrap itself around lol xxxx "

ooohhh I have unleashed a monster

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx

ah ok i forgive your slip of the tongue,but next time slip it into the right place

I know exactly where this tongue is slipping next time, and what this mouth is gonna wrap itself around lol xxxx

ooohhh I have unleashed a monster"

Haha.....only quiet when my mouth is full lol......xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems to me that lots are too well-behaved to be on here.

Whose knickers are you trying to get into lol xxxxxx "

All the well-behaved ones it would seem

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

Fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button."

either way demeaning messages ,should you be here only you can answer that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button."

That annoys me too. I know men wank over pics on here but if you feel the need to tell me, prepare to not see my pics again and be blocked. Keep it to yourself.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Ice just recieved another one of these messages tonight so I responded fine I'll leave without fucking you then.

I'm still awaiting a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would totally work on me. I'd lap up everything they said and then leave the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button.

That annoys me too. I know men wank over pics on here but if you feel the need to tell me, prepare to not see my pics again and be blocked. Keep it to yourself."

I know what you mean, and at the same time I can't help but think - find someone hotter than me to have a wank over

By the way, your Wonder Woman knickers are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can i say........, just looked at your profile and not bad.....but think you need to stay on here as otherwise us normal ones will feel left out.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button.

That annoys me too. I know men wank over pics on here but if you feel the need to tell me, prepare to not see my pics again and be blocked. Keep it to yourself.

I know what you mean, and at the same time I can't help but think - find someone hotter than me to have a wank over

By the way, your Wonder Woman knickers are awesome "

- they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been told that I look so angelic that I look like I belong in a church choir rather than on a site like this.

On the other end of the scale, I've also had messages from men to tell me that they're wanking over my photos... whether that's meant to be a compliment or not I don't know, but I that block button.

That annoys me too. I know men wank over pics on here but if you feel the need to tell me, prepare to not see my pics again and be blocked. Keep it to yourself.

I know what you mean, and at the same time I can't help but think - find someone hotter than me to have a wank over

By the way, your Wonder Woman knickers are awesome "

I prefer the superman/woman ones they are just a tad more awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh man! Just when i thought the women / couples were being nice to me..lol! Yup.. I fall for it everytime....xx

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Another attention seeking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exact thoughts......We all get told loads of bull on here, I'm here for cock not compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we all get the you look too innocent. What's a girl like you doing on here. Blah blah bullocks. Some men will say anything to get in your knickers. Can't believe anyone would fall for this crap though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread

Yep"

Oooo! Some bitter bunnies at Christmas! Thanks but i don't need the attention. I have more than i can cope with already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread

Yep

Oooo! Some bitter bunnies at Christmas! Thanks but i don't need the attention. I have more than i can cope with already. "

I was thinking that nothing wrong with a bit of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread

Yep

Oooo! Some bitter bunnies at Christmas! Thanks but i don't need the attention. I have more than i can cope with already. "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Another attention seeking thread"

No, I know the OP relatively well and she's one of the last people to ask for or even need attention. It's a genuine post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread

No, I know the OP relatively well and she's one of the last people to ask for or even need attention. It's a genuine post "

Cheers Tina! And i think the Wonder Woman pants are getting all the attention anyway. (Asda btw, £2.50 each or 3 pairs for £6!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another attention seeking thread

No, I know the OP relatively well and she's one of the last people to ask for or even need attention. It's a genuine post "

The only threads I see as attention seeking are those that blatantly are 'ie look at me/do you like my tits/pecs/arse/fab my pics please!

The rest I take at face value!

And even if people are looking for attention - don't we all to some extent?

Like the op I get more messages than I can ever reply to - but if I'm being honest I'd rather that than wake up to an empty in-box!!

Live and let live guys - it's still (just about) Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And also - to deal with the original issue - I believe there IS a common misconception that if a woman's on here it's because she 'can't get a decent fella' in the 'real world'!

The fact that I look fairly decent and have a reasonable lifestyle, great family and am clearly 'normal' emotionally are often queried by meets/potential meets!

A lot of men do believe subliminally that there must be something wrong with a woman if she's on fab - and a lot of men openly admit that they'd never consider a 'real relationship' with a woman from fab!

It's old fashioned but it's still essentially true for many - 'fuck a whore, marry a virgin!'

Xx

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I get this message a lot. "You're too gorgeous/pretty/normal"

I'm just wondering if this line has ever got a man laid on here because it sure doesn't work on me!"

Wouldnt work on me either, a message like that insinuates he thinks only ugly people should be on here, this showing an ugly personality trait on his part

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"We just get a lot of messages saying.... "I'm rubbing my cock over you" ..... xxxxx

I asked you not to tell people

Haha...... ooooooooopppppppsssss. .... slip of the tongue soz .....see I should have had a drink tonight too lol xxxxx

ah ok i forgive your slip of the tongue,but next time slip it into the right place

I know exactly where this tongue is slipping next time, and what this mouth is gonna wrap itself around lol xxxx

ooohhh I have unleashed a monster

Haha.....only quiet when my mouth is full lol......xxxxx "

Hmmmm be nice to quieten you then

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