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What qualifies you to be a real Swinger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well whats your definition of a 'real swinger'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the term swinger is very very outdated but there are those that think they are the elite swingers...just sex to us extra sex no need for label

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont need any qualifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "

Damn I miss on one point guess I'm out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well whats your definition of a 'real swinger'??"

A person that has sex with more than one person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "

That's about right

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.

Damn I miss on one point guess I'm out then "

I miss on them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well whats your definition of a 'real swinger'??

A person that has sex with more than one person!"

Well then I'd assume most on this site are swingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the term swinger is very very outdated but there are those that think they are the elite swingers...just sex to us extra sex no need for label "

I've told some people I'm a Swinger and they say 'Are you gay' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.

Damn I miss on one point guess I'm out then

I miss on them all "

Haha, well we can be non-swingers on a swingers site together

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.

Damn I miss on one point guess I'm out then

I miss on them all

Haha, well we can be non-swingers on a swingers site together "

suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reality couples is the only swingers, us singles just have sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "

I'm in agreement. I'm not a real swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality couples is the only swingers, us singles just have sex lol "

We shag around Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality couples is the only swingers, us singles just have sex lol

We shag around Shag "
That is right, we go around the bushes as the saying goes lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!"

We have badges...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I think I am, therefore I am ... I think that is how the saying goes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality couples is the only swingers, us singles just have sex lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!

We have badges... "

'I am not a number, I'm a free man'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!"

A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me - I tell ridiculously hot women that I don't want any funny business with them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!

A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year!"

I'm having a Xmas break as I am that busy for the next few days, but plan to be in two clubs on consecutive nights over New Year.

As for whether I am 'real' or not, I swing, therefore I am. If others have a problem with that then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Not me - I tell ridiculously hot women that I don't want any funny business with them

"

Is that why you messaged me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!

A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year!"

Are you active 24/7 other times?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Swingers are thought to be only couples who have sex with other couples.

The actual OED definition says different:

"Be promiscuous, especially by engaging in group sex or swapping sexual partners."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me - I tell ridiculously hot women that I don't want any funny business with them

Is that why you messaged me? "

Ha OMG that sounds so bad doesn't it? No this was a one off long complicated story and the person involved knows the details!!

You know why I messaged you!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Much to my own surprise, we're all swingers.

Apart from those that don't meet anyone else of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "

Don't forget a cycling proficiency certificate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swingers are thought to be only couples who have sex with other couples.

The actual OED definition says different:

"Be promiscuous, especially by engaging in group sex or swapping sexual partners.""

That's not me. I'm still not a swinger. Must get myself to an orgy

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By *isst123Couple
over a year ago

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"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger?"

We downloaded a diploma online. Only cost us £75. Bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me - I tell ridiculously hot women that I don't want any funny business with them

"

Fruitloop! You're hot, dive in! (So to speak...)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have a badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a badge. "

You're a platinum member too aren't you?

They're the real swingers, the platinum club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I'm not!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have a badge.

You're a platinum member too aren't you?

They're the real swingers, the platinum club. "

Yup. I own the '100 club' too. Real and genuine and not fake swingers can join....there are certain 'restraints' though. In a manner of speaking.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "

Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "

You mean we shag around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So these wrist bands we got aren't the real deal?!?!

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I swing - therefore I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "

What makes it 'ethical'?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

What makes it 'ethical'?"

That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we? "

Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

What makes it 'ethical'?

That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner."

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

What makes it 'ethical'?

That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner."

But is it ethical to rub it in their face (metaphorically speaking of course)? I think saying its ethical is just making it seem palatable ....

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago


"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!"

Someone that actually meets others for recreational sex. Simple as.

That's if you put the non meeting pretenders, all talkers, pic sniffers, gosps, online attention needy or simply killing time lonely aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we?

Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud."

It's very accurate but it won't catch on if half the forum can't spell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.

I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "

Oh shit, want to help me shave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well whats your definition of a 'real swinger'??

A person that has sex with more than one person!"

That could be just an adulterer?

Swinging isn't (just) about sex....it is more a way of life....my thoughts anyway.

It isn't a married guy playing away. But there seems to be a view that many guys on this site are just that or would like to be lol....what about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.

I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days. "

Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a badge.

You're a platinum member too aren't you?

They're the real swingers, the platinum club.

Yup. I own the '100 club' too. Real and genuine and not fake swingers can join....there are certain 'restraints' though. In a manner of speaking. "

I'm a previous double platinum member...right Steve?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.

I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.

Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?"

What's the strapline?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We have the car keys, a bowl and some pampas grass just need to get a hot tub and we can call ourselves swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.

I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.

Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?

What's the strapline?"

It's black and strapless... oh strap-line, ah still working on that - what's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.

I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.

Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?"

I'm drawing them up at the moment.Everyone I meet will be presented with a copy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an infrequent swinger.

I meet couples sometimes with my wife and we swap partners.

Mostly I meet men for sex.

The rest of the time me and my wife meet men and we all fuck my wife.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.

It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.

It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is "

Uh oh! Sydney university strike again...

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago


"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.

It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is

Uh oh! Sydney university strike again..."

Sydney, oh yes. It could be

I can only imagine that well used disclaimer must have been followed up with some court cases lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.

It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is

Uh oh! Sydney university strike again...

Sydney, oh yes. It could be

I can only imagine that well used disclaimer must have been followed up with some court cases lmfao "

It how I made my first million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking a pussy after someone else has licked it of course!

Doll x

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think I've pretty much proved I am, (such a slut).

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Licking a pussy after someone else has licked it of course!

Doll x"

Licking and drinkng) a pussy after someone else has cum in it.

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Craig's view (Rach isn't here atm, so I can't speak for her)-

Swingers- At least one half of a couple who plays with other people sexually, with the consent and enjoyment of the other is the bare minimum.

Singles- I see single people who choose to play with multiple people, rather than stick with one partner as non monogamous singles.

Cheats- Any element of deception regarding your sexual openness to a partner, either by a single or at least half of a couple

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.

Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we?

Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud."

Aaaah, OK!

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