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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont suck willies!!!

Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

What a bummer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not big enough for you to suck it yourself then i'm not interested in sucking it...and if it is suck it yourself.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was only making a joke... Like it should be illgeal for women not to do it...

Just some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Everyone's making a joke too ..... we're all in on it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's not big enough for you to suck it yourself then i'm not interested in sucking it...and if it is suck it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegal for women to have choice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont suck willies!!!

Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!

What a bummer!!"

Not met one yet and if they want some o in return they'd better suck it for all it's worth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy who understands it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol.. She will offer you a back rub instead lol

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"A guy who understands it

Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Illegal for women to have choice??"

It's a joke apparently. You know the kind if we don't think it's funny we're humourless old harridans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who understands it

Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ..."

Hmm, yeah. *shrugs*

-Courtney

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"A guy who understands it

Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ...

Hmm, yeah. *shrugs*

-Courtney"

Don't admit you're the female of the profile posting, most people think I am the male, but I keep them guessing ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol.. Not at all...

Ladies can tell us why they dont?

Its all banter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who understands it

Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ...

Hmm, yeah. *shrugs*

-Courtney

Don't admit you're the female of the profile posting, most people think I am the male, but I keep them guessing ...."

Top tip

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

What about men who wont suck cock? What's that all about? Because if you wont, maybe you get an idea why some ladies wont??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.

Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.

Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things

You're safe from arrest then.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Dont suck willies!!!

Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!

What a bummer!!

Not met one yet and if they want some o in return they'd better suck it for all it's worth

I always prefer it the other way around myself .... o

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Gosh

Handcuffs or head

What sort of a warped place is this

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Gosh

Handcuffs or head

What sort of a warped place is this

Awful isn't it. I would never go in for that sort of thing myself.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?"

Cos he'd be the richest attourney ever if that was the case.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?

Cos he'd be the richest attourney ever if that was the case.

No business for him on here though surely

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?

Cos he'd be the richest attourney ever if that was the case.

No business for him on here though surely

I am sure there is some small print somewhere he could find ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attorney? Does this only apply to women who won't suck cock in America?

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"Attorney? Does this only apply to women who won't suck cock in America?"

I lived there for ten years and I still mix up loads of phrases and words ... luckily my friends know what I am like and just take the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Illegal for women to have choice??

It's a joke apparently. You know the kind if we don't think it's funny we're humourless old harridans

Ah right...well this old harridan still isn't laughing

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Oh dear, its gone quiet ....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Oh dear, its gone quiet .... "

Don't ever accuse us ladies of being orally deficient!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Illegal for women to have choice??

It's a joke apparently. You know the kind if we don't think it's funny we're humourless old harridans

Ah right...well this old harridan still isn't laughing"

Nor this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll second that motion OP!

Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen

Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I am very disappointed because my OH has been in bed sick all week, not been into the kitchen at all. Even had to make my own coffee ... what is the world coming to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very disappointed because my OH has been in bed sick all week, not been into the kitchen at all. Even had to make my own coffee ... what is the world coming to?"

Oh wait...we got a live one here folks! Someone get the nets!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll second that motion OP!

Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen

Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend

Omg, if I cooked for people you wouldn't need to arrest me for not sucking dick. I'd be up on involuntary manslaughter charges.

-Courtney

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I'll second that motion OP!

Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen

Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend

Omg, if I cooked for people you wouldn't need to arrest me for not sucking dick. I'd be up on involuntary manslaughter charges.

-Courtney"

Me too .... the takeaway is my friend and got our son to do a food tech GCSE to make it a little easier ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney"
chipperoo American tv better ? Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney chipperoo American tv better ? Really

Some tv is better in the US, some is better here.

However the lasting impression of US entertainment is clear from the OP, unless we have a closet American on our hands here

-Courtney

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.

Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things

You're safe from arrest then.

Phew

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney chipperoo American tv better ? Really

Some tv is better in the US, some is better here.

However the lasting impression of US entertainment is clear from the OP, unless we have a closet American on our hands here

-Courtney"

Its better there, hence our username. They set the standard for law-drama and for hospital dramas, although I guess casualty runs a close second, but British crime series now just as good?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll second that motion OP!

Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen

Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend

Can we have shoes and one pregnancy free year in four?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney chipperoo American tv better ? Really

Some tv is better in the US, some is better here.

However the lasting impression of US entertainment is clear from the OP, unless we have a closet American on our hands here

-Courtney

Its better there, hence our username. They set the standard for law-drama and for hospital dramas, although I guess casualty runs a close second, but British crime series now just as good? "

No, but British quiz shows are better, and so are the panel shows. American drama is better (ypu're right about crime and hospital stuff). I guess it's all just what you like, but I'm speaking generally.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney chipperoo American tv better ? Really

Some tv is better in the US, some is better here.

However the lasting impression of US entertainment is clear from the OP, unless we have a closet American on our hands here

-Courtney

Its better there, hence our username. They set the standard for law-drama and for hospital dramas, although I guess casualty runs a close second, but British crime series now just as good?

Yes, British quiz shows are better. in fact I can't remember seeing a quiz show over, reality show though ... was it the first big brother with the fireman? I can't remember if it was big brother or another one.... would have been some twenty years ago now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney"

Your fucking nick my old son .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.

The power of US television, huh?

-Courtney

Your fucking nick my old son .

Should be your fucking nicked my old son . You little non cock sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that bothered about blow jobs tbh,

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dont suck willies!!!

Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!

You have the right to remain silent [while your mouth is full of cock]. Anything you say can and willy be used against you in a cock of law. You have the right to [give] an attorney [a blow job]. If you cannot afford [to give]an attorney [a blow job], [m]one[y] will be provided for you.

What a bummer!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me felatio is part of lovemaking and pleasuring each other...... As long as he is clear and clean .... It's a joy to see him shake uncontrollably and see his eyes roll and the look of utter shock and pleasure all at once ... I adore seeing his face and hearing his cries of pleasure ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?"

There's men who don't do oral?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

You mean I should put it in my mouth???? Feeling brave?

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