FabSwingers.com forum: Text sex santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who knows best way to get santa this christmas?

Ideas.. Text him

Who is best texter on here?

Kik.. Hi.. U up to much is the response. Guys you can do better than that.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sexy Santa sexting tantric sex txt.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I have a cunning plan:

There was a girl On Santas Naughty List

With the boys of Fab she was a teeny bit pissed

The messages they were sending were quite shite

“Hi babe, how u doing alright?”

Was about the best she had received

There must be something better, she believed

Making a plan to snare Father Christmas under the mistletoe

And do naughty things which will make him scream HO HO HO

So if she’s serious about snaring Santa

Tempt him with mince pies and brandy, not Fanta

Then dress up in sexy lingerie

Will work provided he isn’t gay

Showing off some leg, pulled down to expose some breast

If his hormones are working properly he will know the rest

If it all works to plan it will be no time before they are getting Dirty

And if old Saint Nick does it right the girl might even be a bit Squirty

Or just do it the lazy way

Send a message on Fab, just say

“Fancy a Fuck”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cunning plan:

There was a girl On Santas Naughty List

With the boys of Fab she was a teeny bit pissed

The messages they were sending were quite shite

“Hi babe, how u doing alright?”

Was about the best she had received

There must be something better, she believed

Making a plan to snare Father Christmas under the mistletoe

And do naughty things which will make him scream HO HO HO

So if she’s serious about snaring Santa

Tempt him with mince pies and brandy, not Fanta

Then dress up in sexy lingerie

Will work provided he isn’t gay

Showing off some leg, pulled down to expose some breast

If his hormones are working properly he will know the rest

If it all works to plan it will be no time before they are getting Dirty

And if old Saint Nick does it right the girl might even be a bit Squirty

Or just do it the lazy way

Send a message on Fab, just say

“Fancy a Fuck”

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