FabSwingers.com forum: squirt or no squirt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the 'I can make any woman squirt' brigade (i.e. those capable of violently and painfully finger fucking the ladies bladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a performing seal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

No, I can't.

And they're not a dog who is there to learn tricks in order to massage your ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Trained' we are not performing monkeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Trained' we are not performing monkeys "

i mean like can a women teach herself too if she can't not insinuating you are 'dog' k

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

No, I can't.

And they're not a dog who is there to learn tricks in order to massage your ego."

well teach them selfs to! and please dont be cocky i would rather you not post in the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

No, I can't.

And they're not a dog who is there to learn tricks in order to massage your ego.

well teach them selfs to! and please dont be cocky i would rather you not post in the thread"

Most men who want women to 'squirt' want them to do so because it's a visual indicator of a 'job well done'. Not because it feels particularly nice (it doesn't, for many people - and it's not an orgasm). For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

Some women squirt, some women don't. Some women like it, some women don't. Some scientists believe it's down to anatomy anyway - so you can pound away all you like (or try to 'train' women to do it) and many will never be capable of expelling fluid other than piss from their urethra whichever way you look at it.

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I do squirt, but I dnt want to do it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

No, I can't.

And they're not a dog who is there to learn tricks in order to massage your ego.

well teach them selfs to! and please dont be cocky i would rather you not post in the thread

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Oh how I laughed

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

Do pray tell what if the woman doesn't want to be trained as you call it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4th Thread this week on my favourite subject

I await to read if anything new pops up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

No, I can't.

And they're not a dog who is there to learn tricks in order to massage your ego.

well teach them selfs to! and please dont be cocky i would rather you not post in the thread

Well said!!! X

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

Mate shut up please i ment train her self not me train her haha! please stop trying to be the hero ok

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

Mate shut up please i ment train her self not me train her haha! please stop trying to be the hero ok "

To be fair your phrase "can she be trained to" says otherwise. Perhaps you just worded it badly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

Mate shut up please i ment train her self not me train her haha! please stop trying to be the hero ok

To be fair your phrase "can she be trained to" says otherwise. Perhaps you just worded it badly

no i did, i didnt mean it like im the master i shall train her haha! like train her self to do be able to do it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too

What is she a fuckin puppy? Train her?? Dear god......

Mate shut up please i ment train her self not me train her haha! please stop trying to be the hero ok

To be fair your phrase "can she be trained to" says otherwise. Perhaps you just worded it badly

no i did, i didnt mean it like im the master i shall train her haha! like train her self to do be able to do it"

Well, I'm glad we got that sorted.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I sometimes think too much emphasis is placed on squirting. It's nice for those who can or want to, but I think as long as everyone has fun then it hardly matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else getting annoyed with the repeated stereotyping of men on here by certain individuals? Yes, you may have had many bad experiences but to insult all men is out of order. What if someone repeatedly complained about a all whites, all blacks or all women for instance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else getting annoyed with the repeated stereotyping of men on here by certain individuals? Yes, you may have had many bad experiences but to insult all men is out of order. What if someone repeatedly complained about a all whites, all blacks or all women for instance??"

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't squirt not do I want to ....let alone be trained to I'm not a performing seal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I know is both she and I like the fact I have a king size bed, no one has to sleep in the wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread."

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god."

No steriotyping and certainly no insult towards men !!

I think the original post is insulting to females, we don't train ourselves or be trained by anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's my face when I see another squirting thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god."

That's my quote. And I said that specifically about the men who chase squirts or orgasms.

Thankfully, most men don't. So it wasn't a stereotype of all men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

No steriotyping and certainly no insult towards men !!

I think the original post is insulting to females, we don't train ourselves or be trained by anybody "

O ok so all men that are looking for a girl to squirt need there ego massaged and require validation that he's a sex god???!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

Yes I can.. depends on the angle and position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

In the end, does it really matter. If it's a sign that you've done your job, pay attention to breathing and body movement. They will give you all the signs you need. All that really matters is that you both had a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

No steriotyping and certainly no insult towards men !!

I think the original post is insulting to females, we don't train ourselves or be trained by anybody

O ok so all men that are looking for a girl to squirt need there ego massaged and require validation that he's a sex god???!!! "

Why else would some guys be so desperate to make it happen even when a woman tells them that they don't enjoy it?

There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I can, but only if a rabbit is there doing the hard work, otherwise no I can't, and I've been promised by various blokes promising me that they can make me, and Im still waiting for that magic finger

(and yes, I trained myself, also yes it IS a form of a female orgasm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

No steriotyping and certainly no insult towards men !!

I think the original post is insulting to females, we don't train ourselves or be trained by anybody "
I do agree that the wrong word was used but I'm sure he didn't mean it in that way.

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

If she can then lovely. If not then lovely.

Most guys can climax. I can't. Is it a problem.. Never wanted children so in that sense thankfully not. Though sometimes yes as ladies can feel a tad offended in the absence of the proof they are really exciting. Though of course they are.

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

Having read all the posts, and realised your choice of words could have been better phrased..I will give you the brief answer....yes....With time, patience and toys

Some women can't and some wont, so please don't start vigorously ramming your fist into a lady garden and expecting to find the sprinkler....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to name the certain individuals and cite evidence. I can't see them on this thread.

On this thread.

For a man to actively chase it, it's nothing more than an ego massage - a validation that he's some kind of self-titled sex god.

No steriotyping and certainly no insult towards men !!

I think the original post is insulting to females, we don't train ourselves or be trained by anybody

O ok so all men that are looking for a girl to squirt need there ego massaged and require validation that he's a sex god???!!!

Why else would some guys be so desperate to make it happen even when a woman tells them that they don't enjoy it?

There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess."

Wow that's the first time you've mentioned about a guy refusing to accept no as an answer! That's a whole different story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess.

Wow that's the first time you've mentioned about a guy refusing to accept no as an answer! That's a whole different story."

I didn't say anything about guys refusing to accept no as an answer.

Please do not put words in my mouth, so to speak. Read what's written, not what you think I wrote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess.

Wow that's the first time you've mentioned about a guy refusing to accept no as an answer! That's a whole different story.

I didn't say anything about guys refusing to accept no as an answer.

Please do not put words in my mouth, so to speak. Read what's written, not what you think I wrote.

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Why else would some guys be so desperate to make it happen even when a woman tells them that they don't enjoy it?

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By *preadeagleCouple
over a year ago

hull

I do squirt and I hate it. I actively stay away from party's because of this if I could stop I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess.

Wow that's the first time you've mentioned about a guy refusing to accept no as an answer! That's a whole different story.

I didn't say anything about guys refusing to accept no as an answer.

Please do not put words in my mouth, so to speak. Read what's written, not what you think I wrote.

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Why else would some guys be so desperate to make it happen even when a woman tells them that they don't enjoy it?"

Many women won't say 'please stop that' during sex. Certainly I didn't have that confidence for quite a few years.

I know it was often told to me when I was younger that if I wanted a man to move on or to think he's done well, then I should just fake an orgasm. Why else would you fake an orgasm? It makes him think he's done the right thing and he'll hopefully stop doing whatever he's doing that you're not enjoying and try something else instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Trained' we are not performing monkeys

i mean like can a women teach herself too if she can't not insinuating you are 'dog' k"

Why should she? It is not even a pleasant sensation most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't squirt until I was 22. I didn't train myself it just happened due to how the person done what he done. There's one person that can make me within seconds. As for me making myself with toys, no I can't. I can sometimes with penetration, but not often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty of theory written about the fact that men who 'insist' on women having orgasms and similar (even if fake) are just doing it to back up their ideas of their own prowess.

Wow that's the first time you've mentioned about a guy refusing to accept no as an answer! That's a whole different story.

I didn't say anything about guys refusing to accept no as an answer.

Please do not put words in my mouth, so to speak. Read what's written, not what you think I wrote.

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Why else would some guys be so desperate to make it happen even when a woman tells them that they don't enjoy it?

Many women won't say 'please stop that' during sex. Certainly I didn't have that confidence for quite a few years.

I understand faking an orgasm if it's a one night fling but that's only encouraging him to make the same mistakes again. Communication is key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I can. Does absolutely nothing for me. Mind numbingly boring!! Find that only men that need their ego boosting try it with no regard for whether it is enjoyable for the woman.Porn has alot to answer for and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until about 8 years ago no man had ever done anything to make large amounts of fluid squirt out of me,and not one person I knew had ever spoken about it. Suddenly everyone wants to see it or make it happen,using all kinds of strange finger techniques. Out of the blue men were asking questions about it,asking what it was,have you heard of it. I find it strange that no one had heard of it until quite recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up until about 8 years ago no man had ever done anything to make large amounts of fluid squirt out of me,and not one person I knew had ever spoken about it. Suddenly everyone wants to see it or make it happen,using all kinds of strange finger techniques. Out of the blue men were asking questions about it,asking what it was,have you heard of it. I find it strange that no one had heard of it until quite recently."

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

"i love a squirter can you squirt? and if a women cant squirt can she be trained too"

I'm sure you can buy pads that you leave by the front door until they are fully trained. Some see this as lazy practice and prefer to get them out on the lead as often as possible until they fully get the hang of it.

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