FabSwingers.com forum: is masterbating at work wrong

By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"

I suspect the only person who could tell if it's wrong to masterbate in your workplace is your boss.

Why don't you ask them?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Masturbating"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no."

That could be an interesting sandwich, though

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.

That could be an interesting sandwich, though

-Courtney"

Yes natural dress as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.

That could be an interesting sandwich, though

-Courtney"

Extra mayo to go ??

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.

That could be an interesting sandwich, though

-Courtney"

Finally, the secret to MacDonald's special sauce is revealed!

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

Can you imagine the hair net lol

And be careful with the meat slicer

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

There are lots of jobs where it is not advisable.

Nursery Nurse

Teacher

Swimming Instructor

Carer

Policeman

Chef

Banker

Politician

Hold on....those last 2 appear to be full of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of jobs where it is not advisable.

Nursery Nurse

Teacher

Swimming Instructor

Carer

Policeman

Chef

Banker

Politician

Hold on....those last 2 appear to be full of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have often sat at my desk and wondered if any of my handsome clients thought about this!

Often makes me have a secret smile

Never happened yet though

Monkey x

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

hope you wash your hands after you have finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be very wrong for me to masterbate at work as I do community nursing so I would basically be wanking in somebodies home

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home"

BUPA is offering that service I think

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

I know the bupa hospital near me had trouble with extra services being supplied to patients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbated regually in the Toilet when I worked in an office.

Nothing wrong in it if you`re horny and need relief

Just clear up after you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a binman. Will they have chance at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how horny is it though - having that itch that needs scratching - mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the bupa hospital near me had trouble with extra services being supplied to patients "

Really I may have to transfer lol x

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By *orny_Lincs_89Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I wank most days at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a binman. Will they have chance at work?"

Mate, you`re talking rubbish

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home"

I wouldn't want the Dr giving me a prostate exam to be doing it....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home

I wouldn't want the Dr giving me a prostate exam to be doing it....

Old gag alert - man has prostrate exam. 3 hours later he sits bolt upright. His wife asks if he's ok. He says 'I've just realised! When my prostrate was examined that ruddy Doc had both hands on my shoulder!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in the bakers the other day and sees a sign hanging over the counter which reads:

Pies: £1.50

HAND JOB: £2.00

I walked up to the counter and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female shop assistant.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

I replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a Pie."

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

Lol

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home

I wouldn't want the Dr giving me a prostate exam to be doing it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"
ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"

only in the canteen

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"

In the canteen at lunchtime is definitely wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.

If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no."

I was in the butchers the other day

Ask him where's his assistant has gone?

He said "I had to sack him. I caught him fucking the bacon slicer!"

"What happened to the bacon slicer"

"I sacked her aswell"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"

We terminated someone's employment for masterbating at work - it's gross misconduct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's double time i consider it a necessity..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I know it's slightly different but I used to wank under the table at school as I used to fancy the teacher haha x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx

We terminated someone's employment for masterbating at work - it's gross misconduct "

Naughty lollipop lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong

Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where i work residents often do this - unfortunately its part of their illness and they become very sexualised as it progresses -

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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago

Essex

If our illness of wanking gets worse as we on fab get older can we all be in the same care home please please please.

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A warm cream pie at the bakery department.

It is a bit off putting when the driving instructor cracks one off as you hit the horn.

Hope it doesn't catch on cum dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong

Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better? "
I disagree with your disagree and raise you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong

Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better? I disagree with your disagree and raise you

I enter into evidence Jordan Belforts book, the Wolf of Wall Street when he claims he was actively encouraged to whack off at work. Wasn't that a model environment of corporate culture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is masterbating at work wrong"
Surely not, just knock yourself out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is masterbating at work wrongSurely not, just knock yourself out!"

I believe the HR term is 'stress management'

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By *urvitlotsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh

""Masturbating"

can't do with bad spelling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's wrong, hell! I don't wanna be right!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx"

Do you get a bonus if you orgasm in under a minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is masturbating at work wrong?

No, if you are a fluffer for the porn industry

Yes, if you are a gynaecologist

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Sadly not that much privacy at the pool I work at, doesn't help with all the attractive women in there swim wear and going on here in my breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.

Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong

Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better? I disagree with your disagree and raise you

I enter into evidence Jordan Belforts book, the Wolf of Wall Street when he claims he was actively encouraged to whack off at work. Wasn't that a model environment of corporate culture? "
no I think they called it drug induced stupor x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think wanking at work is perfectly acceptable providing that is what you are payed to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its so wrong ,so so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing the same at the moment oushing against my trousers shud i shouldnt i??

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