FabSwingers.com forum: "Cock to big" well thats a first!

By *agicman2010 OP Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was a polite let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love this thread - you go to the top of the class in my books for blatant advertising to attract the women - not knocking it honest, just congratulating you on your style - as in all my years of meeting lots and lots of women never heard one say to anybody - its to big - even though some I seen at parties are huge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post should come with an advertisers warning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your verifiers appear to think it's too big or even mention size?

Maybe go for people similar to the ones you've met before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh a look at my cock thread. Never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it. "

Would a.... Erm..... let me think. Sky remote, perhaps?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It does look quite long. At least she gave you a reason and didn't just block.

Better luck next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it.

Would a.... Erm..... let me think. Sky remote, perhaps?

Sky remote, Pringles tube, protein shaker, anything really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh a look at my cock thread. Never fails

my point exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it looks quite small to me, maybe she needed glasses

Sorry was that not the required answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A similar thing happened to me.We were in the ladies bed,I had played with her and she was horny and wet.Even with lube and vaseline it was a no entry and I'm not massiff.7inch by 5 1/2 circumference.

She had never had children and always had difficulty taking a fat cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife doesn't like big cocks, but showed her the pics and she was

Could take that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it.

Would a.... Erm..... let me think. Sky remote, perhaps?

Sky remote, Pringles tube, protein shaker, anything really! "

Coffee mug?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

It's the camera angle. In one shot it's longer than your feet and feet are maybe 10 inches. Oooo it's huge.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Maybe pop down to your GP, perhaps you could get a bit trimmed off?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Cor! There's a big difference in responses to this and a "please look at my genitals" thread posted by a lady yesterday.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"A similar thing happened to me.We were in the ladies bed,I had played with her and she was horny and wet.Even with lube and vaseline it was a no entry and I'm not massiff.7inch by 5 1/2 circumference.

She had never had children and always had difficulty taking a fat cock.."

Fat cock? You look okay to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo look at me! Look at me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a few threads lately were some Women say they don't like anything bigger then 7' so it could be a genuine response

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've been chatting to a man who says his 12 inches....I've seen a pic to

It's a bit scary but you don't have to put it all in do you???

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Happens to me all the time. I send dozens of messages to women, guaranteeing them a good time, and in the end I just get a message saying I'm just a big cock, then I get blocked!

What's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been chatting to a man who says his 12 inches....I've seen a pic to

It's a bit scary but you don't have to put it all in do you???

It is a good feeling going all the way in and it would leave me a little frustrated leaving some out, But you would have to ask him how he feels as I don't have to worry about it

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Happens to me all the time. I send dozens of messages to women, guaranteeing them a good time, and in the end I just get a message saying I'm just a big cock, then I get blocked!

What's that all about

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

She had never had children and always had difficulty taking a fat cock.."

I always like the comparisons to childbirth. Now I have never had a child, but I think of you said to most women, fancy coming round to have your pussy stretched like childbirth, they would probably decline!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

She had never had children and always had difficulty taking a fat cock..

Depends if they have gas and air on tap. I quite enjoyed giving birth. Not in a pervy way of course!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We seem to have a plethora of guys being told they are too big at the moment and then posting about it....

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By *carboroughladMan
over a year ago

weaverthorpe

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it. "

What like a wife for instance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say your way below average. Maybe invest in one of those cock vacuum/pump thingies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm finding it difficult to match the face to the body here. Especially considering the last 2 pics are clearly about 20 years old by the quality of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cocks are scary and I have declined some because they look too big. I'm not tight or unusually small,but very long or very fat ones can be uncomfortable for me. I've had one from here I could barely get in my mouth and to say he stretched me to the max isn't an exaggeration. Another,that I had seen a pic of and hugely underestimated how big it was,I almost cried at when he undressed. We managed ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say your way below average. Maybe invest in one of those cock vacuum/pump thingies."

If he is well below average I will need to have another look at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might just be me but I don't think it looks that big at all, about average really. But then I might have just been spoilt with the guys I have met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have public photos showing your cock, body and face so she knew what you looked like before chatting. I'd say you probably said something that put her off and she used it as an excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the place we wave our willies about?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Maybe it's just you've small feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finding it difficult to match the face to the body here. Especially considering the last 2 pics are clearly about 20 years old by the quality of them.

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you take the last two pics with a potato??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a cock, well done you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered I have twiglet's in my cupboard, who wants one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op bashing at it's best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure why you are feeling let down. The whole point of chatting on here is to decide if you want to take it further and meet. At some point during this one of you decides the other isn't for them then just take it on the chin and move on. No one is obliged to meet just because they've exchanged a few messages.

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By *agicman2010 OP Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Didnt realise my cock post would get so much attention lol. Seems like a mixed review ha ha. I didnt actually say it was big myself. I was just taken back by her comment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't consider it above average why do you refer to it as "rather large cock" on your profile text?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I absolutely love this thread - you go to the top of the class in my books for blatant advertising to attract the women - not knocking it honest, just congratulating you on your style - as in all my years of meeting lots and lots of women never heard one say to anybody - its to big - even though some I seen at parties are huge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote is the best way to gauge the size!

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By *ngel_screwballCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Get a life, not average, errr stop looking for comlpliments, remove cock pics and be normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the OP's pain, it was only yesterday as I was majestically strobing a filly that she exclaimed.."fuck me you dirty bastard, give me that 8 inches of magnificent meat"..."whoahh", I replied hastily, "I'm not chopping 4 inches off my cock for any woman!"

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got Sky , you get a cockometer with every system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it.

Would a.... Erm..... let me think. Sky remote, perhaps?

Sky remote, Pringles tube, protein shaker, anything really! "
little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you didn't consider it above average why do you refer to it as "rather large cock" on your profile text?"

Well observed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best retort I've had was...yes you have a big cock just like my husbands..but I want bigger

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I feel the OP's pain, it was only yesterday as I was majestically strobing a filly that she exclaimed.."fuck me you dirty bastard, give me that 8 inches of magnificent meat"..."whoahh", I replied hastily, "I'm not chopping 4 inches off my cock for any woman!"

True story."

Just get the cheese grater out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha cockometer at the ready lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might just be too big... Was the lassie you were talking to 5 foot 0?

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By *agicman2010 OP Man
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *agicman2010 OP Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Funny how 90% of the comments to this post are made by men. Most saying on there profiles that they are str8.

So 1 of 2 things could be going on here:

They might have took a look so they can compair !

Or,

These men are not as str8 as they wish you to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how 90% of the comments to this post are made by men. Most saying on there profiles that they are str8.

So 1 of 2 things could be going on here:

They might have took a look so they can compair !

Or,

These men are not as str8 as they wish you to believe

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..... Now you should go fuck yourself with it of its that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how 90% of the comments to this post are made by men. Most saying on there profiles that they are str8.

So 1 of 2 things could be going on here:

They might have took a look so they can compair !

Or,

These men are not as str8 as they wish you to believe

Well tbh it's a thread that will have mad emost women roll their eyes and ignore and many men go "this should be a laugh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the "woman" not see your profile before messaging seeing as your cock is blatently photographed numerous times. IF it really happened then she is just using ur cock as a excuse as its looks to be pretty average but personally seems more of a look at me thread that has back fired

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

"
that's a Paul hogan line hehe

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

that's a Paul hogan line hehe

Yep; I used it once before; on a similar "look at me" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

that's a Paul hogan line hehe

Yep; I used it once before; on a similar "look at me" thread

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hehe why do you think he's just wanting everyone to check his profile and pics out ,like an advert maybe ?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

that's a Paul hogan line hehe

Yep; I used it once before; on a similar "look at me" thread

hehe why do you think he's just wanting everyone to check his profile and pics out ,like an advert maybe ?

Well, I did check the profile; there has to be more than a c**k to raise my interest level, which at present, has flat-lined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

that's a Paul hogan line hehe

Yep; I used it once before; on a similar "look at me" thread

hehe why do you think he's just wanting everyone to check his profile and pics out ,like an advert maybe ?

Well, I did check the profile; there has to be more than a c**k to raise my interest level, which at present, has flat-lined

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exactly personality wins everytime in my book let's face it in everyother world except this fab one you wouldn't get to see the appendage until you're in the bed xx

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Feeling rather let down at the momemt.

Just spent the day chatting with, flirting with a woman local to me. Things were going great. Chat, laughs, fun, exchanged a few pics face an body shots.

All going really well until!

When asked for a cock pic the reply was

"Your too big for me".

Then total silence.

I never concidered myself to be above adverage let alone BIG.

Come on ladies, please check out my profile pictures and give me your honest opinion ? And I really too big ?

Im feelinf a bit gutted right now

You call 'thaaaat' big; that is not big; this is

that's a Paul hogan line hehe

Yep; I used it once before; on a similar "look at me" thread

hehe why do you think he's just wanting everyone to check his profile and pics out ,like an advert maybe ?

Well, I did check the profile; there has to be more than a c**k to raise my interest level, which at present, has flat-lined

exactly personality wins everytime in my book let's face it in everyother world except this fab one you wouldn't get to see the appendage until you're in the bed xx

I still wouldn't see it; light off n all; I am kinda shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my cock look big in this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how 90% of the comments to this post are made by men. Most saying on there profiles that they are str8.

So 1 of 2 things could be going on here:

They might have took a look so they can compair !

Or,

These men are not as str8 as they wish you to believe

I looked.... Does that make me gay?

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

I would say you've got a decent sized cock but that isn't down to anything other than genetics so no pat on the back due there. She was prolly just looking for a reason to knock you back and to be fair using that as a reason is pretty kind as it strokes your ego at the same time. At least she didn't just say "Arghh no way, you're too fugly".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the face pic taken just after you'd read her reply? Just what enticing emotion are you going for there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it. "

Like a lynx deodorant in mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I do like a nice cock on a guy but its only one part of the puzzle.

He has to be fairly good looking and modest too or the cock size means sweet F.A.

I wouldn't look at the cock and then the person. The cock is a bonus not a deal breaker.

Sara

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Oh well fella... Better than being told it's too small..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a normal size, no pubes make it look bigger, to gauge the size accurately you'd have to have a well known household object next to it.

Like a lynx deodorant in mine?"

Now where's that facepalm emoticon

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