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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

She might know you.. She might be stalking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

She might know you.. She might be stalking you

unfortunately I'm not that lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

that's so sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how are u going to keep her happy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

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bet its got something to do with sex

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

bet its got something to do with sex

She may know it's all a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

I'll marry you and have your babies

...... As long as you cook, clean and have bucket loads of money!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

I'll marry you and have your babies

...... As long as you cook, clean and have bucket loads of money!!!!

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hehe you been dreaming AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

I'll marry you and have your babies

...... As long as you cook, clean and have bucket loads of money!!!!

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does it count if the bucket is filled with pennies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

I'll marry you and have your babies

...... As long as you cook, clean and have bucket loads of money!!!!

Sure honey, let me know your rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

I'll marry you and have your babies

...... As long as you cook, clean and have bucket loads of money!!!!

2 out of 3 ain't bad right?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

That is so sweet

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

fabbing Finger ready

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

That is so sweet "

It is sweet until things turn sour and one of you is on here alone,cynical old me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

Awwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

You're a romantic! It's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

*waves hand* hellooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you will be happier then you ever thought possible when you find her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

Awww - sounds lovely!

Such a shame I'm too ancient and too far away! Hope you find her my lovely! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol"

I haven't found her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

Not like i've been hiding myself away or anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

You'll have them queuing up for you after this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I feel sick now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

Not like i've been hiding myself away or anything...

Apologies...self proclaimed bitches into foot worship don't really float my boat honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

I'm pretty sure God had nothing to do with it, maybe something you ate last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet "

I've been dumped before it even started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

Bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

So sweet but a full time job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

Bless

Ty. It's nearly new years eve, I need to suck up to you just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

Self proclaimed perfect bitch...A rarity indeed!

Hold on, let me just wipe the drool from my mouth & hide this erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

Self proclaimed perfect bitch...A rarity indeed!

Hold on, let me just wipe the drool from my mouth & hide this erection

haha. too late now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing humour to this thread - i think the OP was really saying this

My wife doesn't know me yet etc etc...... in meantime anyone fancy a shag ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

Self proclaimed perfect bitch...A rarity indeed!

Hold on, let me just wipe the drool from my mouth & hide this erection

haha. too late now.

Ha op serves you right you've lost miss perfect

oh and you can suck up to me any time Hun mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I feel sick now

That's my hubby you're talking about there.

He just doesn't no yet

I've been dumped before it even started.

It's not you...

It's me

I know it's you. I'm perfect.

Self proclaimed perfect bitch...A rarity indeed!

Hold on, let me just wipe the drool from my mouth & hide this erection

haha. too late now.

Ha op serves you right you've lost miss perfect

oh and you can suck up to me any time Hun mwah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Miss Perfect for you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bringing humour to this thread - i think the OP was really saying this

My wife doesn't know me yet etc etc...... in meantime anyone fancy a shag ??

Thanks...let me know once you've done it, I could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Miss Perfect for you OP

Did I mention my love of Ipswich Town FC???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you started off so well and your last thing at night first thing in the morning line had them swooning in the aisles but you ruined it ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Miss Perfect for you OP

Did I mention my love of Ipswich Town FC???

One of my best shags was with an Ipswich Town FC supporter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

Yeah you have, you just don't know it yet.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

Have you found her? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all scared him off, men aren't used to attention on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I agree men aren't used to attention on here since joining I've become a monk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

Ok ok I give in I'll marry you

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

Ok ok I give in I'll marry you

Looking at his status you're too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See its no good waiting for the sales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

Yes she will as you will introduce her to swinging and aand she will meet and play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol'ing at the thought of the gullible women who'd fall for those lines

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

Get working on your Valentine poem now then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

False alarm ladies

A potential but she failed the last rolo test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

She might be waiting for you to give up smoking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

She might be waiting for you to give up being smoking hot

Wow...I'm speechless

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Any luck finding her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how are u going to keep her happy?!

Quite simply by bringing a smile to her face first thing in the morning & last thing before she goes to sleep at night

I think that has got to be one of the nicest things I've heard in a v v long time!!! So, why are u single? Lol

I haven't found her yet

She might be waiting for you to give up being smoking hot

Wow...I'm speechless

Clever boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any luck finding her?"

Unfortunately not...she's pretty elusive at the best of times!

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Any luck finding her?

Unfortunately not...she's pretty elusive at the best of times!

Finding her after Xmas will be cheaper

that's the theory im using

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any luck finding her?

Unfortunately not...she's pretty elusive at the best of times!

Finding her after Xmas will be cheaper

that's the theory im using

Maybe I want to spoil her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"...me yet but as soon as I find her she's going to be the happiest woman in the world!

fabbing Finger ready

He IS quite yummy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Oooooh mistress!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Sounds a lot better coming from you D

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Oooooh mistress!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Sounds a lot better coming from you D

Just indulge me for a minute with my thoughts

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Oooooh mistress!!!

Another one for us to share?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yes sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Oooooh mistress!!!

Another one for us to share?

I was always taught sharing is caring...ladies

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Lucky for you I ain't the marrying kind.

Now assume the position.

Yikes! Was more hoping for a Jo...Joe

Beggars can't be choosers,do as you've been told

Oooooh mistress!!!

Another one for us to share?

I was always taught sharing is caring...ladies

We know

some men know too

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