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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apart from the obvious, is that some dicks are frankly off-putting. Guys, when you join here and post your obligatory 1 public pic of your cock, do you ever take a second to wonder if yours is an appealing one? Thanks in advance for any responses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Dick Pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hedged my bets and covered mine in bubbles

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not a'peeling thanks to moisturising, plenty of water and paying attention during health and hygiene lectures.

On a more positive note, you never quite get as many "for (diety of choice) sake, stop with the pussy and tit pics!" As you do complaints about cocks...

More than one user of a site = more than one way to use the site. Don't like the pics? Don't look, that's my motto xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to resist so far think mine looks ok tho. But then I would

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

the ones that look fed up and unloved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs "

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines not a'peeling thanks to moisturising, plenty of water and paying attention during health and hygiene lectures.

On a more positive note, you never quite get as many "for (diety of choice) sake, stop with the pussy and tit pics!" As you do complaints about cocks...

More than one user of a site = more than one way to use the site. Don't like the pics? Don't look, that's my motto xx"

Except they appear on my home page when you guys upload them so i have no option but to see them. Care to try again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point in this post? There's a lot of ugly people on here who have a face picture on their profile. Just ignore it if they offend you do much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the fact that there are cock pics on profiles it's just why do so many guys just send a cock pic and one line expecting people to say "yes I'll let you fuck my wife"! the genuine guys who are on here must get pissed off with it too!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Or they are profile pics and you can't avoid them either.

Totally agree though OP some appendages are very off putting.

Nice boxers would be an improvement.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Not too fussed about cock pics, but they've got to be good pics. One pic of a limp dick hidden in a forest of pubes is not good. If you're gonna show off your pride and joy, get him hard! Then I can make an informed decision as to whether it's worth playing with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not the fact that there are cock pics on profiles it's just why do so many guys just send a cock pic and one line expecting people to say "yes I'll let you fuck my wife"! the genuine guys who are on here must get pissed off with it too! "

I know. I specifically say NO DICK PICS on my profile but still have to block 100 guys a day who send me a cock pic and a "fnci a fk?" message.

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

I choose to put mine in my private pics out of respect for all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs "

Some cases pic of one boob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the point in this post? There's a lot of ugly people on here who have a face picture on their profile. Just ignore it if they offend you do much."

As i said, ignoring pics that are sent to me is easy to say but your eyes aren't being raped by the hideous dick pics are they? When i open a message i have no way to tell which pics have been included.

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

Hope you all agree there is a lot of bad pussy pics about too xx

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I think mine looks ok ... Good shape .... Maybe could do with being bigger but we all want that .... We've been together a while now ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you.... Someone that has same frame of mind with the dick pics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only truly offputting ones are the dribbling ones. A bit of cum seeping out of the tip or dribbling down like a toddlers runny nose is not hot its vile!! Other than that 1 per profile is enough. Full body shots fine, but 5, 10, 15 close up cock shots are so pointless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I choose to put mine in my private pics out of respect for all x"

Yay! I have nothing against those who want to see a dick pic but the point is, we will ask if we want one! This is the reason private pics are a thing! Well done!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?"

Caller here... just making observation when women do the same thing to.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?

Caller here... just making observation when women do the same thing to."

You don't like seeing tits then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only truly offputting ones are the dribbling ones. A bit of cum seeping out of the tip or dribbling down like a toddlers runny nose is not hot its vile!! Other than that 1 per profile is enough. Full body shots fine, but 5, 10, 15 close up cock shots are so pointless."

Um...i've seen ones that are patchy, flakey, bright red from tip to base, cut-up, covered in rashes and sweaty on here. Dribbly is bad too but it's not alone on the list!

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall


"I choose to put mine in my private pics out of respect for all x

Yay! I have nothing against those who want to see a dick pic but the point is, we will ask if we want one! This is the reason private pics are a thing! Well done! "

Thank you im with you on the 1 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the fact that there are cock pics on profiles it's just why do so many guys just send a cock pic and one line expecting people to say "yes I'll let you fuck my wife"! the genuine guys who are on here must get pissed off with it too!

I know. I specifically say NO DICK PICS on my profile but still have to block 100 guys a day who send me a cock pic and a "fnci a fk?" message. "

Lol guy keeps his word count low

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?

Caller here... just making observation when women do the same thing to."

And again, i agree. However if you want to talk about that then feel free to start the "The problem with tit pics..." thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not the fact that there are cock pics on profiles it's just why do so many guys just send a cock pic and one line expecting people to say "yes I'll let you fuck my wife"! the genuine guys who are on here must get pissed off with it too!

I know. I specifically say NO DICK PICS on my profile but still have to block 100 guys a day who send me a cock pic and a "fnci a fk?" message.

Lol guy keeps his word count low

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Sometimes i think some men are under the impression it's 'pay by the letter' on here.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Mines not a'peeling thanks to moisturising, plenty of water and paying attention during health and hygiene lectures.

On a more positive note, you never quite get as many "for (diety of choice) sake, stop with the pussy and tit pics!" As you do complaints about cocks...

More than one user of a site = more than one way to use the site. Don't like the pics? Don't look, that's my motto xx"

You do get stop with the pussy and tits pics threads. Only they tend to go down the ripped wellie/dropped kebab route, which may be an indication of how the different sexes are perceived on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines not a'peeling thanks to moisturising, plenty of water and paying attention during health and hygiene lectures.

On a more positive note, you never quite get as many "for (diety of choice) sake, stop with the pussy and tit pics!" As you do complaints about cocks...

More than one user of a site = more than one way to use the site. Don't like the pics? Don't look, that's my motto xx

Except they appear on my home page when you guys upload them so i have no option but to see them. Care to try again? "

I think if I had a huge problem seeing a particular type of pic on a website, I wouldn't visit that website... or I suppose I could get everyone else on the site to upload pictures I approved, and changed the site to suit me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too fussed about cock pics, but they've got to be good pics. One pic of a limp dick hidden in a forest of pubes is not good. If you're gonna show off your pride and joy, get him hard! Then I can make an informed decision as to whether it's worth playing with."

I only bothered with a semi

But I think it works

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?

Caller here... just making observation when women do the same thing to.

You don't like seeing tits then?"

I like seeing tits yes.. but i guess like women if every profile was just a cock pic one would soon get bored.. and bizarre as this sound also can get bored woth just tits pics... btw your profile pics is much better than a tit piccie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from the obvious, is that some dicks are frankly off-putting. Guys, when you join here and post your obligatory 1 public pic of your cock, do you ever take a second to wonder if yours is an appealing one? Thanks in advance for any responses! "

Is any cock particularly good looking?

I did mine in boxers

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Is this not the same not with women who put just one pic up of their boobs

Yes. It is. What's your point caller?

Caller here... just making observation when women do the same thing to.

And again, i agree. However if you want to talk about that then feel free to start the "The problem with tit pics..." thread. "

Am just adding to discussion not wanting to start another... as being said in a previous thread.. of you dont like the piccie move on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines not a'peeling thanks to moisturising, plenty of water and paying attention during health and hygiene lectures.

On a more positive note, you never quite get as many "for (diety of choice) sake, stop with the pussy and tit pics!" As you do complaints about cocks...

More than one user of a site = more than one way to use the site. Don't like the pics? Don't look, that's my motto xx

Except they appear on my home page when you guys upload them so i have no option but to see them. Care to try again?

I think if I had a huge problem seeing a particular type of pic on a website, I wouldn't visit that website... or I suppose I could get everyone else on the site to upload pictures I approved, and changed the site to suit me... "

Or, i could make my preferences extremely clear on my own page of that site and expect men to have the common decency to respect them.

However i suppose that the 100 men a day with no respect for my wishes that i block, were never going to be my type anyway so infact have done me a favour by showing their true colours.

Good stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one cock pic but at least its a full body shot not a closeup,

do ladys find this acceptable ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the obvious, is that some dicks are frankly off-putting. Guys, when you join here and post your obligatory 1 public pic of your cock, do you ever take a second to wonder if yours is an appealing one? Thanks in advance for any responses!

Is any cock particularly good looking?

I did mine in boxers "

oh i've met a lot of pretty cocks! But i like the dick to be a surprise if i actually decide to sleep with someone. There's got be some surprises for when you finally have sex with someone right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same could be said about these women with climbing frames & fruit stuck in their pussy's.

As someone above said, if you don't like what the site offers...quite simply, leave.

Complaining about something you have no control over to approx 20% of the site won't get you very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from the obvious, is that some dicks are frankly off-putting. Guys, when you join here and post your obligatory 1 public pic of your cock, do you ever take a second to wonder if yours is an appealing one? Thanks in advance for any responses!

Is any cock particularly good looking?

I did mine in boxers

oh i've met a lot of pretty cocks! But i like the dick to be a surprise if i actually decide to sleep with someone. There's got be some surprises for when you finally have sex with someone right? "

Isn't that what farting is for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same could be said about these women with climbing frames & fruit stuck in their pussy's.

As someone above said, if you don't like what the site offers...quite simply, leave.

Complaining about something you have no control over to approx 20% of the site won't get you very far "

I'm quite happy with how far i've gotten in the 4 years i've been here thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does surprise me that people don't choose to put forward their best features. If I had the most beautiful pussy in the world then I might choose to flaunt that. I don't, so I won't. Unless of course they think it IS their best feature, in which case that's quite sad...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the obvious, is that some dicks are frankly off-putting. Guys, when you join here and post your obligatory 1 public pic of your cock, do you ever take a second to wonder if yours is an appealing one? Thanks in advance for any responses!

Is any cock particularly good looking?

I did mine in boxers

oh i've met a lot of pretty cocks! But i like the dick to be a surprise if i actually decide to sleep with someone. There's got be some surprises for when you finally have sex with someone right?

Isn't that what farting is for? "

BAHAHAHA! Totes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that there is a way if loading the site (on the mobile version) without seeing any pics...

I am sorry that the site does not provide you with photographic filters, however these are the limitations we work with. I am sorry that a certain type of man that messages you "eye-rapes" (big extreme don't you think)with pictures of his cocktail.

However a number of people like cock, pussy and tit pics (just look at the Hot pics under each gender), so short of putting an adult filter on your own profile (do not show me xxx pics, which seems possible as we have to categorise when uploading) I am not sure what can be done. Asking everyone to stop showing their knob in their open galleries seems a little unfair on those that enjoy (and fab) those pics....

But hell some of the posts I see on this forum remind me that the minority are usually the most vocal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only truly offputting ones are the dribbling ones. A bit of cum seeping out of the tip or dribbling down like a toddlers runny nose is not hot its vile!! Other than that 1 per profile is enough. Full body shots fine, but 5, 10, 15 close up cock shots are so pointless.

Um...i've seen ones that are patchy, flakey, bright red from tip to base, cut-up, covered in rashes and sweaty on here. Dribbly is bad too but it's not alone on the list! "

Think weve been lucky so far lol although to be honest if a guy has a dick profile pic or attaches one to his message we tend to instantly delete anyway so probably wouldnt have noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe that there is a way if loading the site (on the mobile version) without seeing any pics...

I am sorry that the site does not provide you with photographic filters, however these are the limitations we work with. I am sorry that a certain type of man that messages you "eye-rapes" (big extreme don't you think)with pictures of his cocktail.

However a number of people like cock, pussy and tit pics (just look at the Hot pics under each gender), so short of putting an adult filter on your own profile (do not show me xxx pics, which seems possible as we have to categorise when uploading) I am not sure what can be done. Asking everyone to stop showing their knob in their open galleries seems a little unfair on those that enjoy (and fab) those pics....

But hell some of the posts I see on this forum remind me that the minority are usually the most vocal..."

I like being the minority if that is indeed the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's part and parcel of the site that we will see things that perhaps aren't our cup of tea. Such is life and hardly worth mentioning. I have more respect for those that display what they like rather than hiding all their pics for fear of offending somebody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only truly offputting ones are the dribbling ones. A bit of cum seeping out of the tip or dribbling down like a toddlers runny nose is not hot its vile!! Other than that 1 per profile is enough. Full body shots fine, but 5, 10, 15 close up cock shots are so pointless.

Um...i've seen ones that are patchy, flakey, bright red from tip to base, cut-up, covered in rashes and sweaty on here. Dribbly is bad too but it's not alone on the list!

Think weve been lucky so far lol although to be honest if a guy has a dick profile pic or attaches one to his message we tend to instantly delete anyway so probably wouldnt have noticed "

Amazingly, 15 men have messaged me since reading this post with pics, asking if their dick is a nice one!

WTF guys?! LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same could be said about these women with climbing frames & fruit stuck in their pussy's.

As someone above said, if you don't like what the site offers...quite simply, leave.

Complaining about something you have no control over to approx 20% of the site won't get you very far

I'm quite happy with how far i've gotten in the 4 years i've been here thanks. "

We can all tell...your rant sums it up perfectly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same could be said about these women with climbing frames & fruit stuck in their pussy's.

As someone above said, if you don't like what the site offers...quite simply, leave.

Complaining about something you have no control over to approx 20% of the site won't get you very far

I'm quite happy with how far i've gotten in the 4 years i've been here thanks.

We can all tell...your rant sums it up perfectly "

I'm not sure what you're getting at but ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years I used to think I had a small cock, I do like to show it now and then just for the reassurance and I do like the nice comments, And yes it is a turn on when a Women says she likes the look of it,

Mr average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the yellowy red spotty ones that make me want to hurl!! and yes not all boobs are amazing but each pair is beautiful in their own right for the job they can do. At least they don't look scabby and infected. Big up all ladies boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as feck. Oh lordy a pic of cock not again lol

Really funny indian summer... Do what I did delete tit people.. Dont like them dont bloody look

A cock a cock a cock photo cant help but perve.. Meaty mmm. Shame that when face pic shows not so appealing.. Vice versa.

Its all down that to preference.. Simples xxxxx

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Not too fussed about cock pics, but they've got to be good pics. One pic of a limp dick hidden in a forest of pubes is not good. If you're gonna show off your pride and joy, get him hard! Then I can make an informed decision as to whether it's worth playing with."

This would appear common sense. However, I recently met a young lady who preferred looking and fiddling with my cock when flaccid. First time that's ever happened. Obviously she liked it engorged and erect, but especially loved it when it was soft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure that there is a swingers site somewhere that only shows black and white images artistically posed of the most beautiful people in the swinging world. Where each first message sent is eye-wateringly beautiful.

"I read your profile and although, from your pictures, I can't tell whether you are doing a handstand or whether it's a picture of you by moonlight in the jungles of Borneo during your gap year, I thought I would message you. It appears you renumeration and life goals are in-tune with mine, so I have taken the liberty of writing to you.

You may notice in one of my pictures I am eating a mango from the sindh province of Pakistan, this separates me from the cock-pic oiks we both so despise, albeit despite me being naked and unbeknownst to you having an aubergine somewhere peculiar. I would be pleased to entertain you at my leisure, respond or not, I am so far up my own arse I won't be able to read the response"

Takes all sorts to make a world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you all agree there is a lot of bad pussy pics about too xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure that there is a swingers site somewhere that only shows black and white images artistically posed of the most beautiful people in the swinging world. Where each first message sent is eye-wateringly beautiful.

"I read your profile and although, from your pictures, I can't tell whether you are doing a handstand or whether it's a picture of you by moonlight in the jungles of Borneo during your gap year, I thought I would message you. It appears you renumeration and life goals are in-tune with mine, so I have taken the liberty of writing to you.

You may notice in one of my pictures I am eating a mango from the sindh province of Pakistan, this separates me from the cock-pic oiks we both so despise, albeit despite me being naked and unbeknownst to you having an aubergine somewhere peculiar. I would be pleased to entertain you at my leisure, respond or not, I am so far up my own arse I won't be able to read the response"

Takes all sorts to make a world "

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Hope you all agree there is a lot of bad pussy pics about too xx "

God yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd like mine more if it wasn't so veiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure that there is a swingers site somewhere that only shows black and white images artistically posed of the most beautiful people in the swinging world. Where each first message sent is eye-wateringly beautiful.

"I read your profile and although, from your pictures, I can't tell whether you are doing a handstand or whether it's a picture of you by moonlight in the jungles of Borneo during your gap year, I thought I would message you. It appears you renumeration and life goals are in-tune with mine, so I have taken the liberty of writing to you.

You may notice in one of my pictures I am eating a mango from the sindh province of Pakistan, this separates me from the cock-pic oiks we both so despise, albeit despite me being naked and unbeknownst to you having an aubergine somewhere peculiar. I would be pleased to entertain you at my leisure, respond or not, I am so far up my own arse I won't be able to read the response"

Takes all sorts to make a world "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sure that there is a swingers site somewhere that only shows black and white images artistically posed of the most beautiful people in the swinging world. Where each first message sent is eye-wateringly beautiful.

"I read your profile and although, from your pictures, I can't tell whether you are doing a handstand or whether it's a picture of you by moonlight in the jungles of Borneo during your gap year, I thought I would message you. It appears you renumeration and life goals are in-tune with mine, so I have taken the liberty of writing to you.

You may notice in one of my pictures I am eating a mango from the sindh province of Pakistan, this separates me from the cock-pic oiks we both so despise, albeit despite me being naked and unbeknownst to you having an aubergine somewhere peculiar. I would be pleased to entertain you at my leisure, respond or not, I am so far up my own arse I won't be able to read the response"

Takes all sorts to make a world "

If i got this level of sarcasm from a hot guy with no dick pics, i would absolutely want to meet him! Bravo!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I am sure that there is a swingers site somewhere that only shows black and white images artistically posed of the most beautiful people in the swinging world. Where each first message sent is eye-wateringly beautiful.

"I read your profile and although, from your pictures, I can't tell whether you are doing a handstand or whether it's a picture of you by moonlight in the jungles of Borneo during your gap year, I thought I would message you. It appears you renumeration and life goals are in-tune with mine, so I have taken the liberty of writing to you.

You may notice in one of my pictures I am eating a mango from the sindh province of Pakistan, this separates me from the cock-pic oiks we both so despise, albeit despite me being naked and unbeknownst to you having an aubergine somewhere peculiar. I would be pleased to entertain you at my leisure, respond or not, I am so far up my own arse I won't be able to read the response"

Takes all sorts to make a world "

(begrudgingly given since some of my teeth are implants following an accident)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a shame that I am not hot and delight in pictures of my, quite frankly, masterpiece of a cock.

Oh the ships that pass in the night, each displaying their colours and flashing their layers to no avail.

So many unhappy seamen will be three sheets to the wind this evening......

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Same could be said about these women with climbing frames & fruit stuck in their pussy's.

As someone above said, if you don't like what the site offers...quite simply, leave.

Complaining about something you have no control over to approx 20% of the site won't get you very far "

I quite agree

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Well it's reassuring that it's not all condemnatoty comments as I was expecting.

I might even raise my head for a second out of the foxhole,,,

Not for long though!

Not on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a shame that I am not hot and delight in pictures of my, quite frankly, masterpiece of a cock.

Oh the ships that pass in the night, each displaying their colours and flashing their layers to no avail.

So many unhappy seamen will be three sheets to the wind this evening......"

I absolutely did not mean that when i wrote it. I genuinely was trying to be complimentary about your post. That was poorly worded on my part and i apologise.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Golden rule, one cock pic and make it a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a shame that I am not hot and delight in pictures of my, quite frankly, masterpiece of a cock.

Oh the ships that pass in the night, each displaying their colours and flashing their layers to no avail.

So many unhappy seamen will be three sheets to the wind this evening......

I absolutely did not mean that when i wrote it. I genuinely was trying to be complimentary about your post. That was poorly worded on my part and i apologise.

"

My dear the day I take a post on fabswingers forum to heart. Is the day I will need to be shipped far away from any Internet. Are we not just playing with words? It's Monday after all and there are so many to choose from. I cannot be hurt by words and a canning only mildly pains me, chew my nipples however and I am eternally yours no offense was taken, no apology needed. But I may well post a new cock pic so that I feel parity x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only truly offputting ones are the dribbling ones. A bit of cum seeping out of the tip or dribbling down like a toddlers runny nose is not hot its vile!! Other than that 1 per profile is enough. Full body shots fine, but 5, 10, 15 close up cock shots are so pointless.

Um...i've seen ones that are patchy, flakey, bright red from tip to base, cut-up, covered in rashes and sweaty on here. Dribbly is bad too but it's not alone on the list!

Think weve been lucky so far lol although to be honest if a guy has a dick profile pic or attaches one to his message we tend to instantly delete anyway so probably wouldnt have noticed

Amazingly, 15 men have messaged me since reading this post with pics, asking if their dick is a nice one!

WTF guys?! LMAO!"

*deletes draft message *

*whistles and Walks off *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a shame that I am not hot and delight in pictures of my, quite frankly, masterpiece of a cock.

Oh the ships that pass in the night, each displaying their colours and flashing their layers to no avail.

So many unhappy seamen will be three sheets to the wind this evening......

I absolutely did not mean that when i wrote it. I genuinely was trying to be complimentary about your post. That was poorly worded on my part and i apologise.

My dear the day I take a post on fabswingers forum to heart. Is the day I will need to be shipped far away from any Internet. Are we not just playing with words? It's Monday after all and there are so many to choose from. I cannot be hurt by words and a canning only mildly pains me, chew my nipples however and I am eternally yours no offense was taken, no apology needed. But I may well post a new cock pic so that I feel parity x"

I'm sure that's all true but knowing an apology is in order, means i have to offer it anyway. It was tactless but not intentional i assure you.

And it's possible the fact i crushed my finger 2 hours ago and then happened to see a dick pic that looked ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME as my purple and swollen digit, sparked this thread. But it was meant to be banter. Happy Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if only your crushed finger had looked as majestic as my cock. You would be constantly crushing your fingers... now if you will excuse me, I have a spicy red to tease, the fire is lit, the candles burn low, and no one likes a half cooked wine. Bonsoiree..

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