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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I never told you any of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read past the first few. Not interested in being told what I prefer. I know what I like. And it's not a massive cock. The organ or otherwise.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I have also heard from women that the bigger the penis the bigger the cock.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Good to know I am officially exceptional according to your first point. I skim read the rest, it was too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you trying to say OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "
what a load of ballocks

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

And who said men are obsessed with their penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll personally agree with 64

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't like looking at flaccid penises, especially some of the pics on here.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

What a total crock of shit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like Dr. DICK thinks he knows all. He don't know DICK !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an exception too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tl;dr - clearly written without reference to any scientific study base whatsoever (and by a man with a large penis who is very proud of it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my mind Lord flashheart has just smashed his way into the thread, knocked out the op (sorry) shouting "BOOOOAAAARRRINNGG".

anyway, thanks.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

69 made me chuckle

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Really, op, lets hope you cut and paste this, rather and type it out ... either way, its total nonsense. Btw, by partner has a lovely big, thick pens, but I dont boast about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "

This wasn't exactly a MUST READ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an exception and proud of it

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

damn I'm screwed....I'm not exactly in the vwe category if anything I'm just averaged size underneath and as for the masturbation thing?

....well what choice do I really have?, ah well guess 100 years from now no one will care

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By *aymackCouple
over a year ago

manchester

What a load of toddle clearly have too much time on your hands OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, the old copy and paste none expert maybe?

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

And let me guess op..... you have a small penis?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Really, op, lets hope you cut and paste this, rather and type it out ... either way, its total nonsense. Btw, by partner has a lovely big, thick pens, but I dont boast about that..."

With all the American references to locker rooms and candies I assumed cut and paste. I could be wrong though.

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average but have never slept with anyone who didn't want a repeat performance, that says it all to me. Also your idea of average is a bit high but maybe you know more than statistics show

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Of a survey of 5 under 25 year old women that may be true.....

In the real world if you're dating someone, who is dating you for Penis or bank size.... leave.

If you believe Penetration is better than oral, you're not as good at oral as you think

Tongue in (an arse)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"69 made me chuckle "

Are you sure you're doing it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather have a impressive gladiator body than a big dick, the wow factor is greater when you take your shirt of hehe

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Looks like badmouthing other users to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "

86. Most women prefer a man who is not obsesed by the size of their cock and use it as their sole selling point

87. Most women prefer a man who doesn't tell them what they should or shouldn't think and what is and isn't normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a cut and paste yes and I read all of the 85 points and thought some of them are quite true , as for my penis , it's on my profile so I don't need to explain my size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love"

Right, I'll get some candles and throw on some Marvin Gaye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you copy and pasted that and not written it. Because its aload of bullshit

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawns what a crock i prefer a guy that knows what hes doing with his dick then size it really isnt an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me.

-Courtney"
awwww chip I'm talking about you now are your ears burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx"

All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzzzz... I'm a gay woman so out of here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me.

-Courtney awwww chip I'm talking about you now are your ears burning "

They are on fire

-Chip

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I want to know what bi and gay men think of other men's cocks, if women are so predictable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A MUST READ ....Yean i will read it in bed so it can send me to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people quote the whole bloody list to write one bleeding sentence!

I can't be arsed to read it all but listen George,I don't give a shit about how big a man's cock is,how much money he has or anything else copied on the list. I care about getting fucked good and proper by a selfless man. That's all

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Absolute trash

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me.

-Courtney"

You got further than me...

Nita

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"Didn't read past the first few. Not interested in being told what I prefer. I know what I like. And it's not a massive cock. The organ or otherwise. "

SNAP!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx

All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want "

Didn't even bother looking at his profile. Figured that at no 3 ...way too long an opening thread for me......I like the short funny threads.....xxxx.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

OP, are you a little fixated on your cock? A post like that, coupled with the cock pic in a toilet (always classy) and having BBC in your name would seem to suggest to an outsider that you are.

I am sure that you have plenty more to offer as a lover than just your penis, perhaps concentrate on other parts of yourself to emphasise?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Why do people quote the whole bloody list to write one bleeding sentence!

"

Thank you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx

All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want "

There's not much to see though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't care less about the size of a mans penis,even if a man isn't able to use his penis he can still give a woman 100% pleasure.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

What a load of complete codswallop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only read a few and got the gist. The uncomfortable truth for us 'smaller' guys is that in lots of cases the post is actually true (not for all I accept, but I think it will be true for considerably more people than it isn't)

For sex and particularly on a casual sex site then I do believe, all other things being equal, the bigger dicked guys will get more joy than than a smaller dicked guy. It's obvious isn't it?

The same way that handsome guys will be more popular than plain ones (all other things equal).

It won't necessarily be true for a life partner, but for a one off sex encounter then I think yeah, spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a complete load of cock drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of complete codswallop!! "

Did you read it all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is utter crap !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I now realise I'm exceptionall normal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a cut and paste yes and I read all of the 85 points and thought some of them are quite true , as for my penis , it's on my profile so I don't need to explain my size."

The one about not feeling a thinner penis is ridiculous. Women give birth, for Pete's sake! )))

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "

Most stuff on the internet about women is incredibly misogynistic and wrong. Its best to read it first, think 'do women really think like this?', then have a think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what I think.

Men do an advanced search,for a particular type of woman and see that those women like big black cocks and Adonis bodies. They scroll through a few pages and it gets stuck in their heads that all women want that. It doesn't occur to them to change their search criteria and see if it's still the case. I could be wrong of course and there's only 3 of us on here who quite enjoy a short,chubby man with a little Weiner

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "

If that's an explanation of why you posted it, I still misunderstand the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't care less about the size of a mans penis,even if a man isn't able to use his penis he can still give a woman 100% pleasure."

Well hello my bestie not like you to be in the forums madam x x

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

86 Women who have a cock are not women

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What a load of complete codswallop!!

Did you read it all? "

I admit I didn't, here's what I heard...

I HAVE A BIG DICK.

MEN WITH BIG DICKS HAVE TO BEAT WOMEN OFF WITH A SHITTY STICK.

Then I remembered the OP is single and I kinda went "meh"...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exceptional! This has made my day. I felt ordinary this morning, but now, I feel special.

Because I am satisfied with average and smaller than average penises.

Even if I get on with a man online, if I find out he's hung like a horse, I don't meet him.

It saves me from being in horrible discomfort, experiencing no pleasure, and usually, spending an evening with a man who is so convinced the lump of meat in his trousers is the only appeal he needs, that he's never bothered to cultivate a personality, and is as boring as fuck.

VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's funny is that the source for is is Facebook page specialising in selling erectile dysfunction and penis enhancing/growing treatments to mainly black/African men.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "
Load of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm exceptional! This has made my day. I felt ordinary this morning, but now, I feel special.

Because I am satisfied with average and smaller than average penises.

Even if I get on with a man online, if I find out he's hung like a horse, I don't meet him.

It saves me from being in horrible discomfort, experiencing no pleasure, and usually, spending an evening with a man who is so convinced the lump of meat in his trousers is the only appeal he needs, that he's never bothered to cultivate a personality, and is as boring as fuck.

VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo."

We should lunch

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"What a load of complete codswallop!!

Did you read it all? "

Yes. It's all bollocks

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo."

Oi, my vagoo is perfectly snug, whatever the size of the willy.

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"What's funny is that the source for is is Facebook page specialising in selling erectile dysfunction and penis enhancing/growing treatments to mainly black/African men.

"

Classic!

OP: Three things.

Photos

Stones

Glass houses

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"VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo.

Oi, my vagoo is perfectly snug, whatever the size of the willy."

That's cos you got Skillz. Ladies do, I find!

Xxxxx

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "

You say `penis` ALOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you.

Big cock Tourette's......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of old cock !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it made me giggle OP (but I agree with some of it)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "

Good use of reverse gear.

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "
reading this the OP must have a small penis and time on his hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop bloody quoting it

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I wonder if George__BBC would have posted it if it had said all that bad stuff about big cocks? I doubt it very much!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm exceptional! This has made my day. I felt ordinary this morning, but now, I feel special.

Because I am satisfied with average and smaller than average penises.

Even if I get on with a man online, if I find out he's hung like a horse, I don't meet him.

It saves me from being in horrible discomfort, experiencing no pleasure, and usually, spending an evening with a man who is so convinced the lump of meat in his trousers is the only appeal he needs, that he's never bothered to cultivate a personality, and is as boring as fuck.

VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo."

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if George__BBC would have posted it if it had said all that bad stuff about big cocks? I doubt it very much! "

It still wouldn't have applied to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "

I think it was the "MUST READ" bit.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" ... I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ..."

I like pussy.

And I like Allsorts.

So a pussy that takes Allsorts sounds heavenly to me...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure for alot of women a dick can be perfect for them in every way its just a shame that it cld be attached to an absolute idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to know I am officially exceptional according to your first point. I skim read the rest, it was too long.

"

I like exceptional females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ..."

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boredom hit after number 5....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest bit of bullshit was the title of the thread

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused

I think it was the "MUST READ" bit. "

I thought it was his second post...
" I read all of the 85 points and thought some of them are quite true"

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? "

Really, I have absolutely no idea, but it takes a lot of time for me to loosen up, not that either of us mind. Often times, after I have cum, it goes tighter again and its like fort Knox. I did read somewhere it may be a symptom of the menopause. I am not a big fan of having fingers or anything else up there, apart from cock and tongue though, and the thumb manages to tickle the area required to make me gush ... ie nothing rough at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think women need a guy telling them what they like NOT ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? "

I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed.

And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's obviously not a must read because I didn't read it all.

But then, I have a little willy and I am now consumed with jealousy and feel inferior in every way to the more well endowed members of this snap shot of society.

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over a year ago


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "

Maybe you should have stated that in your OP then..as in 'just seen this and made me laugh, lets poke fun at the article' rather than taking the abuse yourself..learning point for next time

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ahem, "...17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!..."

This is a quantitative statement, so we can be precise about its claim of accuracy.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

I don't expect the rest of this drivel to be any more accurate than number 17.

Hope this helps; have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem, "...17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!..."

This is a quantitative statement, so we can be precise about its claim of accuracy.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

I don't expect the rest of this drivel to be any more accurate than number 17.

Hope this helps; have a nice day."

Stop using facts and logic! The OP just wants everyone to envy his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?"

Needing a cock? Mine is available by request.. Unfortunately it has to stay attached to the rest of me...its kind of a whole package deal

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

"

I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't.

You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?"

Uncocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?"

You can have mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?"

You'll have to borrow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb?

I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed.

And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love""

Well then clearly a cock wouldn't fit either in that scenario. This is my point - you can't be too tight to take something which is smaller than something you can take, it makes no sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb?

Really, I have absolutely no idea, but it takes a lot of time for me to loosen up, not that either of us mind. Often times, after I have cum, it goes tighter again and its like fort Knox. I did read somewhere it may be a symptom of the menopause. I am not a big fan of having fingers or anything else up there, apart from cock and tongue though, and the thumb manages to tickle the area required to make me gush ... ie nothing rough at all. "

Thanks for the explanation...it must be a little bit psychological then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a cock-o- hoop thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't.

You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages...

"

Indeed. I think he meant median average as opposed to mean average. Not to mention the mode average...

Though, it still doesn't clarify which average the OPs bit was about.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we found the biggest cock on fab. I don't mean his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?"

You'll just have to let a nice generous fella give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow....so many offers.....wait till I'm meeting, why don't you?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't.

You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages...

Indeed. I think he meant median average as opposed to mean average. Not to mention the mode average...

Though, it still doesn't clarify which average the OPs bit was about.

-Courtney"

Easy, the OP was clearly using the term 'average' to mean

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU",

which, technically speaking, isn't strict statistical terminology...

What I don't understand, is that when women (frequently) call me a big prick, I've always asssumed it was an insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any woman on fab can honestly say she's seen a pic on here with a cock scaled against a ruler/loo roll/rolling pin etc. & gasped to herself "oh good lord!...he's bigger than a can of Lynx Africa....let the good times roll with the self secure, orgasm guaranteeing man that owns this huge penis"

Then....perhaps then...I'll attempt to agree with these points

Until that time I'll just carry on thinking its a total pile of crap....especially point 24...that's simply insulting

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By *eanut ButtaMan
over a year ago

London

Leaving thread with feelings hurt lol

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington


"Of a survey of 5 under 25 year old women that may be true.....

In the real world if you're dating someone, who is dating you for Penis or bank size.... leave.

If you believe Penetration is better than oral, you're not as good at oral as you think

Very much in agreement...S..xx

Tongue in (an arse) "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Wow....so many offers.....wait till I'm meeting, why don't you? "

Tick, tock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?

You'll just have to let a nice generous fella give you one. "

If she plays her cards right she might...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having seen your profile pics op I gather you wish you had something more substantial down below

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb?

I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed.

And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love""

For me its also about how close to orgasm I am ...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"

I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ...

Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb?

I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed.

And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love"

Well then clearly a cock wouldn't fit either in that scenario. This is my point - you can't be too tight to take something which is smaller than something you can take, it makes no sense. "

Yes but women's bodies change depending on where they are in the process .... when I gush, I push everything out. He can be in and it can fit fine, then change position and its locked again. My body does weird things, I know that ... some things don't make any sense, but they still happen. I am not saying it to look for a meet or anything like that as I rarely meet men and when I do, don't have penetrative sex anyway

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

Hahaha I needed a good Laff

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Looking at your photos I will presume the BBC part is saying you work for the British Broadcasting Company as anything else would be false advertising,nice socks by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with time to type 85 reasons needs more meets. Mr W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read it.

#rebel

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I got to No5 and gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

99% of women can't be arsed with a list written by a massive penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average.

Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average.

That's what an average (mean) is.

I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't.

You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages...

"

Very true, but I think the totally made up statistic that 99.9% of men who think a large cock makes them a good lover are almost exactly as wrong as the 99.9% of men with a small cocks who think it makes them a bad lover...

but only 70% of men who think that the entire body and mind is what makes a good lover are actually any good.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just another 'Look at me' Look at me'

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Bet he thought this was going to go better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception.

2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis…

13. forty percent stay with a man for his money…

14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is…

15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone!

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

19. Women find small penises frustrating.

20. Women find small penises annoying.

21. Women find small penises boring.

22. Women find small penises embarrassing.

23. Women look for bulge when meeting men.

24. Women look up to men with big penises.

25. Women find big penises impressive.

26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

27. Men with big penises are more self secure.

28. Women prefer men who are self secure.

29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis.

45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

68. Men with small penises masturbate more often.

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice.

82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. "

I'm going to come back to this and respond with numbered answers to the statements that apply to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not about the size its how you use it!!!

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Well done, OP! You really stirred them up!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

So is war and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be pleased with huge penis personal thing i guess cause pain and all l want to run away cause most of big penis guys can't use it (don't know could be just me )

Had few and all of them don't last long

But again just experience i had so could be wrong

Enjoy. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A closet gay bloke . Obsessed with cock . But cearly to embarrassed to state on his profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have seen some of the responses and thought "WTF , I should return the abuse" , but then I ralised that these are only people who have had their ego stroked the wrong way .

I do not consider myself to have a huge dick but I am quite please with my dick size so for you to think that I started this thread coz I have a huge dick is just a joke.It also shows that you don't have a clue to what a huge dick is , just help yourself by checking on profiles like BIG_HAROLD and others.I don't even envy to have that size of cock by the way .

I state on my profile to be BBC yes coz I think its a f**cking BIG BLACK COCK , thats all.I never said it was a HUGE BLACK COCK did I?

After all , I don't look for meets on here , I just make friends that I eventually meet in Clubs , so I am not really bothered by what people think on here .I go to clubs and fuck whoever I meet there that I find attractive

I am not going to respond again to these insults coz its a waste of my time especially coming from people who have been hurt by the post.

Happy fabbing all of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After all , how could you even think its a "look at me post" when I only have 2 pictures on my profile which are not even worth talking about .

hahaha , its realy sad that some of these comments have filed you so bad .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the first few then lost interest...

Thankfully I am more than just a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After all , how could you even think its a "look at me post" when I only have 2 pictures on my profile which are not even worth talking about .

hahaha , its realy sad that some of these comments have filed you so bad ."

I didn't think it was a look at me post at all George,just a bit of fun. I've seen similar stuff posted before,and get similar responses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you pissed when you chose your username or looking in a circus mirror?

There's nothing wrong with being black but having an average sized cock mate. Embrace is George_ABC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After all , how could you even think its a "look at me post" when I only have 2 pictures on my profile which are not even worth talking about .

hahaha , its realy sad that some of these comments have filed you so bad .

I didn't think it was a look at me post at all George,just a bit of fun. I've seen similar stuff posted before,and get similar responses. "

I guess the point is, is it even funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people"

I have a feeling that the majority of them were indirectly defending you and quite a few of the rest of us more average blokes, in the trouser equipment area Lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

No 86. Big penis's usually come with even bigger ego's and much smaller brains.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I scan read a few, you're wrong about most of the ones I read. I'm much more interested in the man attached to the cock than its' size or colour. If I weren't interested in men then I wouldn't be here & I'd stick to using toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I have to ask where you found/sourced this fountain of 'knowledge'?

Ps... Strap ons tend to cause more pain than real cocks, they're usually made of hard, unyielding plastic... You're wrong on that one. I use mine a lot on men. Curious as to how you think you know about it tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read past number 3.

Full of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP, you dont have (in your words) "a f*cking BIG BLACK COCK" as you put it. Yes its a cock, and yes its black, but lets be honest, its not "f*cking BIG" really is it.

That would be like me calling myself Mrs Massive Tits, when they plainly are not.

And on the subject of willy measuring, where do these guys get rulers that start at 2inches rather than 0, and why do they start measuring their cocks at the puckered up lips of their bumhole??

If your best selling point is your willy, you havent got much to sell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP - did you post this for genuine debate or to invoke ire?

I think it was for genuine debate, as it actually raises *pun intended* some good and true points.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people"

Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people

Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult x"
I don't lol just in the moment of reading it, my insecurity levels went through the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people

I have a feeling that the majority of them were indirectly defending you and quite a few of the rest of us more average blokes, in the trouser equipment area Lol"
which ones were defending me?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Men with a long penis have to work less hard?!?

Really???

In my experience well endowed men often seem to think that their size is everything and just whang it in and don't bother with any of the other fun bits of sex.

This is a list of ridiculous twaddle. Some of these are true, many are wrong, some are downright offensive in their assumptions and the way they lump all women and all men together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the OP, you dont have (in your words) "a f*cking BIG BLACK COCK" as you put it. Yes its a cock, and yes its black, but lets be honest, its not "f*cking BIG" really is it.

That would be like me calling myself Mrs Massive Tits, when they plainly are not........."

Hahaha , if you honestly believe this then why are you insulted ? It's like telling someone with a million ££ that they are not rich coz there is someone with a billion ££.

The fact that you think I am average and then you get insulted by my post that is poking fun at average guys is contradictory , isn't it?

If I had a huge black dick then it would make sense that I am insulting those who don't , and I am clearly not huge , or even big to you .

So what's the fuss , an average guy posting a thread about cock size , no big deal

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people

Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult xI don't lol just in the moment of reading it, my insecurity levels went through the roof "

I hope not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped reading at the one where it said women love touching and looking at big soft cocks......um nope!

Nonsense and twaddle, and not sure why it is a 'must read' for everyone?

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By *avenStorm50Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well .

I honestly did not think I will get abused "
you didn't state that in the forum so hence the misunderstanding. Worse things happen

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"

69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

"

So using a penis makes it shrink.

Not using a penis makes it shrink.

Except masturbating depletes your sexual energy , and penis-in-vagina sex doesn't.

How does the penis know?

What about blow jobs or anal?

Sounds like the original list was sent by email to lots of people and should have had an offer to buy some amazing herbs / pills / gadget that will enlarge your penis on the end of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hahaha , if you honestly believe this then why are you insulted ?

The fact that you think I am average and then you get insulted by my post that is poking fun at average guys is contradictory , isn't it?

If I had a huge black dick then it would make sense that I am insulting those who don't , and I am clearly not huge , or even big to you .

So what's the fuss , an average guy posting a thread about cock size , no big deal "

I'm not insulted in the slightest, just disagreeing with your statement on your penis size. Which obviously touched a nerve in order for you to respond. FYI saying you're f*cking big generally insinuates you think you have a huge cock. You may want to adjust your wording if you agree you don't have a huge cock.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

Fifty percent of men have a larger than average penis.

Fifty percent of men have a smaller than average penis.

That's what (mean) average means.

Or is it median or mode average?

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

I have an above average number of legs. Most people have two. Some have one or none. Very few have more than two legs. So if you count all the legs, divide by the number of people, you end up with an average of 1.99999 legs per person. Two is more than that, so I have more than average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would have thought that a bit of cut n paste would lead to such upset and be taken so literally and personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would have thought that a bit of cut n paste would lead to such upset and be taken so literally and personally "

I would have put money on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm not insulted in the slightest,......just disagreeing with your statement on your penis size. Which obviously touched a nerve in order for you to respond........"

Hahha , I have responded to you privately coz I don't want to make this a public slanging match .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now come on there's loads of us that prefer not to be approached by a weapon of mass destruction

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Can I have a 37 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who would have thought that a bit of cut n paste would lead to such upset and be taken so literally and personally "

I have learnt my lessons as follows

1. The issue of penis size is a very very very sensitive subject regardless of who talks about it (according to some of you I am average , so I don't see why they abusing me ).

2. This issue upsets even some women who quickly jump to defend their "insulted " partners and " cry more than the bereaved "

3. Don't copy and paste stuff from the Internet coz people will "kill the messenger and the message " together .

4. Cyber , invisible , fabswinger addicts are a sensitive lot so be careful what you say on here

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