FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Lapdancing experiences

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I used to date a lapdancer a few years ago who used to tell me stories of some of the stuff that happened at the bar.

One girl was sacked after getting caught offering blowjobs in the private booths.

My girlfriend for a laugh would sometimes allow guys to finger fuck her.

Has anyone else got some good stories?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I was on a course, and one of the instructors told me he'd got a handjob from a dancer for £80.

I told him I'd have done it £40.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really liked the idea of having a woamn waving her pussy in my face and not being able to touch it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to date a lapdancer a few years ago who used to tell me stories of some of the stuff that happened at the bar.

One girl was sacked after getting caught offering blowjobs in the private booths.

My girlfriend for a laugh would sometimes allow guys to finger fuck her.

Has anyone else got some good stories?"
I used to date a lap dancer and she was a great cuddler as am I ,just saying

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to date a lapdancer a few years ago who used to tell me stories of some of the stuff that happened at the bar.

One girl was sacked after getting caught offering blowjobs in the private booths.

My girlfriend for a laugh would sometimes allow guys to finger fuck her.

Has anyone else got some good stories? I used to date a lap dancer and she was a great cuddler as am I ,just saying "

So was mine actually. Really lovely girl. we are still friends years later.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having dated a few strippers and porn girls over the years I can savely say most girls who take there clothes off for a living have one or two issues! Great sex, nightmares to date! Hahaha.

I know not to piss them off too as was told quite a few stories on how they would slip receipts into awkward customers pockets or purposely get glitter all over them for their wives/gf's to notice.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was fortunate in my last strip club in this country. The lady let me touch and lick her everywhere and she stroked me inside my pants. She drew the line there but I was more than pleasantly surprised.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

You guys are soooooo fickle ... ..... jesus

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to date a lapdancer a few years ago who used to tell me stories of some of the stuff that happened at the bar.

One girl was sacked after getting caught offering blowjobs in the private booths.

My girlfriend for a laugh would sometimes allow guys to finger fuck her.

Has anyone else got some good stories?"

Only that they are crap!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

"

She didn't get offered a job but Mrs J was asked to leave after flashing her pussy at a club. They have no sense of humour these people - it wasn't as if hers was the only pussy being displayed. The only for free maybe.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Started a new job some years ago, there were four of us starting on the same day- 3 men, 1 woman. We all went to a cafe for lunch and over food the woman said to one of the men- "Don't you remember me, we met about six months ago. You were telling me all about your time in Hong Kong"

It turned out that she was a lap dancer and had performed for him in a club but he was so pissed that night he could'nt remember her!

Small world!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Never really liked the idea of having a woamn waving her pussy in my face and not being able to touch it

"

100% Why would I spend money with the express purpose of becoming sexually frustrated?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never really liked the idea of having a woamn waving her pussy in my face and not being able to touch it

100% Why would I spend money with the express purpose of becoming sexually frustrated? "

The point is it is not always an expensive way to get sexually frustrated.

I met my ex when she was lap dancing. We spent al night chatting, she bought the drinks as I was broke and I went home with her that night and dated for 2 years!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Never really liked the idea of having a woamn waving her pussy in my face and not being able to touch it

100% Why would I spend money with the express purpose of becoming sexually frustrated?

The point is it is not always an expensive way to get sexually frustrated.

I met my ex when she was lap dancing. We spent al night chatting, she bought the drinks as I was broke and I went home with her that night and dated for 2 years!"

Nice for you. But you'd agree that was an exception, yes? For every other bloke in that club, they were out of pocket and had a superfluous semi. So the odds are sexual frustration over pulling....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

"

It is an insurance and licensing issue. If you hurt yourself the club is liable and depending on jurisdiction failure to toss you out can lead to the club getting fined or closed.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a two lady lapdance on a stag night after it was paid for and the stag said No. It was entertainment for 5 mins, but I can't see the sexual appeal when there's real ladies out there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was taken to Stringfellows a few years ago as post-Rugby match 'entertainment'. Having paid for a dance, it did absolutely nothing for me. Nothing erotic about someone gyrating around in front of you because it's their job. I did get chatting to one of the few English dancers in the club, but it was obvious the bouncers didn't approve of her chatting without dancing. Needless to say, I haven't been back, nor do I have any plans to!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had three female lapdancers 'entertain' the two of us in a private room at a club in Bangkok a few years back. It was fun, but too mechanical to be really sexy. A good MFM threesome is far dirtier

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Long hours for very little money! have to work the graveyard shifts to get the good weekend shifts but when broken down to an hourly rate pretty rubbish!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

It is an insurance and licensing issue. If you hurt yourself the club is liable and depending on jurisdiction failure to toss you out can lead to the club getting fined or closed. "

more to do with her going around chatting up the groups of lads and they were ignoring the women in underwear working there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

It is an insurance and licensing issue. If you hurt yourself the club is liable and depending on jurisdiction failure to toss you out can lead to the club getting fined or closed.

more to do with her going around chatting up the groups of lads and they were ignoring the women in underwear working there"

Seems fair enough to me like. It's the equivalent of someone going in a cake shop and being like "all these cakes are shit, look at me I'll give you cake for free". If I owned the shop I'd kick someone out for doing that too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to one years ago when my friend worked there as a hostess. It was a weird environment and I know I'm not the target audience but I really couldn't imagine finding that sexy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

It is an insurance and licensing issue. If you hurt yourself the club is liable and depending on jurisdiction failure to toss you out can lead to the club getting fined or closed.

more to do with her going around chatting up the groups of lads and they were ignoring the women in underwear working there

Seems fair enough to me like. It's the equivalent of someone going in a cake shop and being like "all these cakes are shit, look at me I'll give you cake for free". If I owned the shop I'd kick someone out for doing that too. "

only if you cake was selling cheap tacky cakes full of artificial sweetners and she was selling fresh warm muffins full of real fruit and topped with cream.

in that case go for it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*only if your cake shop was selling*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to a lap club.nikki was not impressed.too tame she said. She got on the pole and doorman told her get down.she did it again told do it again and she will be out.so she danced in front of and started stripping.she got thrown out.then outside offered her a job. 100 % TRUE STORY

It is an insurance and licensing issue. If you hurt yourself the club is liable and depending on jurisdiction failure to toss you out can lead to the club getting fined or closed.

more to do with her going around chatting up the groups of lads and they were ignoring the women in underwear working there

Seems fair enough to me like. It's the equivalent of someone going in a cake shop and being like "all these cakes are shit, look at me I'll give you cake for free". If I owned the shop I'd kick someone out for doing that too.

only if you cake was selling cheap tacky cakes full of artificial sweetners and she was selling fresh warm muffins full of real fruit and topped with cream.

in that case go for it"

I'm not saying my cake shop is any good. Just that it's my business and I'd be wholly entitled to boot you out. And you weren't selling yours you were giving it away for free.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! This is why i left the industry years ago. Some strippers are hookers and they give others a bad name.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top