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By *planky OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”

So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.

I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.

However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.

I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.

So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?

When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?

I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tl;dr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four hours of your life you'll never get back.

Suggestions - don't overthink, why try being someone you think they'll write back to, instead be you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”

So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.

I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.

However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.

I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.

So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?

When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?

I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?"

Sounds like a perfect example if time wasting to me! Just send her aa nude PIC with you holding s sign saying "How about it love?".

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

4 hours? ????? You time waster. Just right a paragraph of waffle and send it off with a stamped addressed envelope hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”

So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.

I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.

However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.

I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.

So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?

When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?

I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?"

Sounds like your average fake female profile to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”

So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.

I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.

However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.

I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.

So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?

When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?

I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?

Sounds like a perfect example if time wasting to me! Just send her aa nude PIC with you holding s sign saying "How about it love?". "

No matter what you do, whatever approach you take, Sod's Law says its the wrong one for each and every situation. Just an observation based on my own experience on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?"

4 hours? You sure she hasn't gone unlos ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I modeled my profile on this very conundrum.

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