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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After many months of soul searching and mulling over why?? I use this site i have decided to leave...however...when you leave a job you have an exiting interview where you can express your views...and i shall stay today to take the response on the chin should be amusing...

With the exception of maybe 3 ladies the majority of females on here were UNBELIEVABLY deluded...this place is a SEX site for men ALWAYS WILL BE...they log on when they are horny..so any hint of flesh will excite them and make them message you, these are the guys that will snigger behind backs in pubs or live alone with mum...(white knights please read before justifying this)

Couples...please...get a grip!! You are not the ultimte fantasy,FAR from it...you are mainly a man that is getting a bit "extra" with the wifes consent...as an alpha male i could never see how any man could watch some guy fuck the arse off someone he "loves"...the couples on here put themselves on such a high pedestal is embarrasing...

The forums...fun at times but mainly litte_ed with arseholes that are more desperate than the single blokes...

the white knights are like slimy rats jumping to defend a lady they wont end up fucking not through want of trying..so they spout the usual..."we are not all like that" etc etc.

I always prided myself on being upfront and always will, however i think some things in life can not actually work "online" and arranging sex online has become void of any emotion or feeling..quite clinical and it's taking all the fun out..

Lastly...

if you wobble and cant fit into "high street fashion"...then you are fat..simple!!

Size DOES fucking matter whatever people say...

False tits are awful!!

If you have a beard or tattoos first look at how to become a real life "man" with his own opinion

And yes...i read your profile but like many it was a load of bollocks...

God that felt liberatingly good!!!!!!!

Some of it was fun...

I'll just say goodbye to some friends...

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Well.. Someone very bitter today!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your posts never fail to make me chuckle op. All the best

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

"a sex site for men" off you f*** then and shut the door on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say OP I will genuinely miss you. I know that this has been a deliberately provocative account / profile that you've set up to ruffle some feathers (and I've always taken anything you say with that context in mind) but some of what you've said has been close to the mark and although possibly uncomfortable for some, a lot has been spot on and what many may be secretly thinking.

So well done to stirring the honey pot a bit, and good luck with whatever you do in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is from a FAT woman, cya and do what you need too. Jesus, no wonder you only reckon 3 women are nice, you have basically slagged down a lot of us. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to miss your posts, always make me laugh xx

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"If you have a beard ... first look at how to become a real life "man" with his own opinion"

What? - is this an example of "beardism"? - just because I'm bearded (and have been for nigh on 35 years) does that mean I'm not a man and don't have my own opinions? This is illogical, captain!

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By *carlett696969Couple
over a year ago

shropshire/london

And when you get bo_ed and return will you use your exit interview as your profile??? I do hope so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I said yesterday when I go I plan to go quietly......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye Johnny Depth you bearded old shit stirrer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thread delivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/15 16:07:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I said yesterday when I go I plan to go quietly......"

Ah but this trumps all the other recent leaving threads by a longshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tenna says hes back by next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tenna says hes back by next week "

I don't think he was incontinent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nothing more than a projection of himself. Interesting reading i guess.

Plus he didn't stay around for the replies like he said he would...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week! "

I guessed...

The persona had become quite tiresome and one dimensional in my view. (I can diss ex-members right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tenna says hes back by next week

I don't think he was incontinent "

Verbal diarrhea maybe

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Goodbye Johnny Depth you bearded old shit stirrer "

rof

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

The forums are indeed funny; that much I will agree with him wholeheartedly; just look at his post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww bless that was sweet to say bye lol .........do you think there was a slight hint of bitterness there ??

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! "

Think this is the first UNLOS goodbye thread I've ever been able to correctly guess by the signing off post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you got that one of your chest x

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God that man must just hate life itself

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

goodbye then johnnydepth, always seemed to be a bit angry but I suppose I have those moments too..

wonder what category I fell into? hmmm well iv'e never white knighted for anyone off here, did have a beard a few days back but had to shave it off and yes I have my own opinions...

I can some what understand johnnys frustration is this place brings it out of some people sometimes given the kind off stuff you come across..

anyway best off luck in life and try not to be too angry OP as I know all to well that is just a dead end road with no upside.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neeeeeext!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please. "

What was the OP about please?

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over a year ago

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Couples...please...get a grip!! You are not the ultimte fantasy,FAR from it...you are mainly a man that is getting a bit "extra" with the wifes consent..."


" the white knights are like slimy rats jumping to defend a lady they wont end up fucking not through want of trying..so they spout the usual..."we are not all like that" etc etc."


"And yes...i read your profile but like many it was a load of bollocks..."

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please? "

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read."

I sometimes get annoyed at people off here or argue with them who act like their all that or try slagging me off.

however I don't go hardcore angry like the OP did unless something really pisses me off...wonder if the OP was still here what category I would fall into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One less dick on the site. I'm devastated.

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No loss to the fab gene pool!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Well with an attitude like that, I'm sure he will be sorely missed!

Has anyone ever noticed that it only seems to be the people not getting any that leave?!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

I sometimes get annoyed at people off here or argue with them who act like their all that or try slagging me off.

however I don't go hardcore angry like the OP did unless something really pisses me off...wonder if the OP was still here what category I would fall into? "

I think more posts like the OP and for people to actually read and understand why would make this forum a much more equitable place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it Johnny Deppth?

Never really warmed to him.

Always seemed a bit supercilious, scathing and condescending.

I did assume he had some class, which his undignified, door-slamming, fishwife exit has mar_ed, somewhat.

Toodles, JD.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

This made me chuckle.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Haha what a great thread.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

I think more posts like the OP and for people to actually read and understand why would make this forum a much more equitable place."

forum's never going to change though really if anything it goes through phases and I've noticed for some it's easier to ignore and block instead off debate and read then reply...

each their own I suppose so but it is what it is.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read."

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

I think more posts like the OP and for people to actually read and understand why would make this forum a much more equitable place.

forum's never going to change though really if anything it goes through phases and I've noticed for some it's easier to ignore and block instead off debate and read then reply...

each their own I suppose so but it is what it is."

I see your point but debate is always worthwhile if you have the ability to take criticism and take on new ideas.

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

I sometimes get annoyed at people off here or argue with them who act like their all that or try slagging me off.

however I don't go hardcore angry like the OP did unless something really pisses me off...wonder if the OP was still here what category I would fall into?

I think more posts like the OP and for people to actually read and understand why would make this forum a much more equitable place."

Why get angry on here? If people take themselves too seriously then so what? Block them, ignore them, hit them with a witty response. If you cant get what you want off here then go without the over the top goodbye speech!

Lifes too bloody short

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse."

Ahh see you should look further in. That was the skin, but behind that was some rather profound poetry.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"One less dick on the site. I'm devastated."

A loss of a d**k, is a loss; what it was attached to, isn't

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


" I see your point but debate is always worthwhile if you have the ability to take criticism and take on new ideas."

that's been my problems sometimes though I can take quite a bit of criticism in an argument if anything it just rolls off and I take it with a pinch of salt.

but I don't back away though for some reason at times I just keep on going back and forth with some people be it on here or in real life and have even been given warnings in the past to tone it down a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that was funny. I think he got some things right though. (Not the fake boobies part)

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


" Why get angry on here? If people take themselves too seriously then so what? Block them, ignore them, hit them with a witty response. If you cant get what you want off here then go without the over the top goodbye speech!

Lifes too bloody short"

I don't though for the most part....it becomes a bit unp_edictable in the sense I can either be happy and go lucky but if something ticks me off in the wrong way then It's a whole different story..

probably right though there are more important things in life to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously thought this was going to be about someone quitting their job.

I think it's funny how seriously people take this website. Although I guess snog, fuck, avoid can be a life changing decision.

-Courtney

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse.

Ahh see you should look further in. That was the skin, but behind that was some rather profound poetry."

It's a shame "he" didn't have the balls to say what "he" thought, instead o couching it in shite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was reading the comments wondering who it might be..

Then i saw.

And i giggled. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Why get angry on here? If people take themselves too seriously then so what? Block them, ignore them, hit them with a witty response. If you cant get what you want off here then go without the over the top goodbye speech!

Lifes too bloody short

I don't though for the most part....it becomes a bit unp_edictable in the sense I can either be happy and go lucky but if something ticks me off in the wrong way then It's a whole different story..

probably right though there are more important things in life to worry about."

Some things piss me off, not much though and the longer i'm here the easier it gets to find ways of coping with stuff that pisses me off. Same for life away from here.

OP was just saying how he felt the site and it's members are and acting like he knows what's best for them. It's not an attack on you, or anyone here exactly, it's just him saying how he feels coz he's frustrated this site isn't run his way for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody was having a bad day

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


" Why get angry on here? If people take themselves too seriously then so what? Block them, ignore them, hit them with a witty response. If you cant get what you want off here then go without the over the top goodbye speech!

Lifes too bloody short

I don't though for the most part....it becomes a bit unp_edictable in the sense I can either be happy and go lucky but if something ticks me off in the wrong way then It's a whole different story..

probably right though there are more important things in life to worry about.

Some things piss me off, not much though and the longer i'm here the easier it gets to find ways of coping with stuff that pisses me off. Same for life away from here.

OP was just saying how he felt the site and it's members are and acting like he knows what's best for them. It's not an attack on you, or anyone here exactly, it's just him saying how he feels coz he's frustrated this site isn't run his way for him."

I suppose so he did seemingly sound angry or disdained in most of his posts some of them I some what agreed with in the back of my mind..

I sometimes try to take a break from this place and usually in the past I could have gone months without coming on here.

but I don't know for some reason in the recent 2 months I have felt more of a need to come on and finding it harder to take breaks..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse.

Ahh see you should look further in. That was the skin, but behind that was some rather profound poetry."

Poetry???

It was just another rant by someone who wasn't getting his rocks off to the extent he thought he was entitled to

"Couples...please...get a grip!! You are not the ultimte fantasy,FAR from it...you are mainly a man that is getting a bit "extra" with the wifes consent...as an alpha male i could never see how any man could watch some guy fuck the arse off someone he "loves"...the couples on here put themselves on such a high pedestal is embarrasing..."

And according to him, the 'poetry' went on to state that when he did get to b**k your wives, he was with every thrust wondering what goes through the mind of a d**kless wimp. Was that the 'poetry???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Why get angry on here? If people take themselves too seriously then so what? Block them, ignore them, hit them with a witty response. If you cant get what you want off here then go without the over the top goodbye speech!

Lifes too bloody short

I don't though for the most part....it becomes a bit unp_edictable in the sense I can either be happy and go lucky but if something ticks me off in the wrong way then It's a whole different story..

probably right though there are more important things in life to worry about.

Some things piss me off, not much though and the longer i'm here the easier it gets to find ways of coping with stuff that pisses me off. Same for life away from here.

OP was just saying how he felt the site and it's members are and acting like he knows what's best for them. It's not an attack on you, or anyone here exactly, it's just him saying how he feels coz he's frustrated this site isn't run his way for him.

I suppose so he did seemingly sound angry or disdained in most of his posts some of them I some what agreed with in the back of my mind..

I sometimes try to take a break from this place and usually in the past I could have gone months without coming on here.

but I don't know for some reason in the recent 2 months I have felt more of a need to come on and finding it harder to take breaks.. "

Just because you agree with someone doesn't mean you're right or they are. OP made me laugh sometimes, but i know i'm warped.

As for being on here, idk you'll have to figure that out for yourself. I know why i'm here, don't need to justify myself to anyone though or even care what they think. I know what problems i have and i try and sort them out.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I didn't know him or chat to him but it's a shame someone felt so angry they had to say so and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha what a great thread.

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Made me giggle.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

Just because you agree with someone doesn't mean you're right or they are. OP made me laugh sometimes, but i know i'm warped.

As for being on here, idk you'll have to figure that out for yourself. I know why i'm here, don't need to justify myself to anyone though or even care what they think. I know what problems i have and i try and sort them out."

I guess part of me just likes using the forums/chatrooms and holds on some kind of optimism in getting a meet some day perhaps..

the rest hmmmm suppose I just like seeing all the naked women on here ...

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse.

Ahh see you should look further in. That was the skin, but behind that was some rather profound poetry.

It's a shame "he" didn't have the balls to say what "he" thought, instead o couching it in shite..."

doesn't really change much about how good his post was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think his Fancy a Fuck message got deleted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just because you agree with someone doesn't mean you're right or they are. OP made me laugh sometimes, but i know i'm warped.

As for being on here, idk you'll have to figure that out for yourself. I know why i'm here, don't need to justify myself to anyone though or even care what they think. I know what problems i have and i try and sort them out.

I guess part of me just likes using the forums/chatrooms and holds on some kind of optimism in getting a meet some day perhaps..

the rest hmmmm suppose I just like seeing all the naked women on here ..."

You didn't have to tell me, you don't need to convince anyone else of anything. Just make sure you know why you're here and be happy with your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Mrs Merton would say 'Lets have a heated debate!' .. in Forum death, as in Forum life, the OP has certainly stimulated that! RIP Johnnydepthh

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Bye then ,oh and dont let the door hit you on the way out . Well he didn't seem very happy did he? Maybe he just needed a hug, oh well

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oh well.... the butthurt was strong in that one....

I give it ten days... and i am sure he'll be back under some other guise.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep' Another dig at the fat ones'.

I'm fat,I'm nice,I'm lovely and,luckily for me there are guys on here who don't care about size. If,they did then,I'd turn the light off' simples..Odd how you never see a dig at a slim one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please. "

I agree

He's always been a consistent poster, made me chuckle anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the OP ? I'm a bit late here

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

It's been a while since I read one of these. Such a shame that anyone has a negative experience on here.

It's a reminder to everyone to be more conscious of how we come across and represent our "labels"

I hope he gives fabs another chance in the future.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I hope he gives fabs another chance in the future. "

They usually do

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Yep' Another dig at the fat ones'.

I'm fat,I'm nice,I'm lovely and,luckily for me there are guys on here who don't care about size. If,they did then,I'd turn the light off' simples..Odd how you never see a dig at a slim one. "

Fat ones, ugly ones, couples, white knights, the whole shooting match. Sounds like he was about to slash his wrists afterwards

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Best flouncy mic drop ever. I don't necessarily agree with his statements since my time on Fab has proved an entirely different experience to his but it was a cracking rant.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Who was the OP ? I'm a bit late here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, whatever you think about the comments, that was one he'll of an exit!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Who was the OP ? I'm a bit late here "

Funky munky

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

All the best you pleasant character.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please. "

... Glen Cullen classy comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#leftbecausebutthurt

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By *carlett696969Couple
over a year ago

shropshire/london

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

So he didn't like women (apart from 3)? He didn't like guys because they were all white knights, and he didn't like couples. Its not really surprising he didn't like it

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Carry on cranking old chap

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Fare play to you for such a comment.

Whilst i agree with some.. the general broad statements are general which dont apply always.

We all have an opinion.. that was his.. right or wrong..

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Who was the OP ? I'm a bit late here "

Johnny Depth says it a few post in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/15 19:35:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he said in his post he was going to stay today to take our wrath but 3hours in and hes gone

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Wonder if he's still here under a different profile name?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Well! That's us told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye then. He'll be back being rejected by fat birds again soon, it's happened before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So he didn't like women (apart from 3)? He didn't like guys because they were all white knights, and he didn't like couples. Its not really surprising he didn't like it "

He didn't mention TS/TV...maybe that's who kept him here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week! "

Oh thank fuck he's gone. What a joy-thief he turned into.

He had some good points in some of his posts, but his cynicism and barbed comments just got tedious.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"So he didn't like women (apart from 3)? He didn't like guys because they were all white knights, and he didn't like couples. Its not really surprising he didn't like it "

But, whoever he was, he did kinda, sorta like himself in a poetic way, ofcourse

I read to the end of the rant and was a bit disappointed. He had missed out the married men (maybe because he was one) and the bi men TV/TS ('cause maybe he was those too)

Oh well, someone else leaving tomorrow can finish off the loose ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week!

Oh thank fuck he's gone. What a joy-thief he turned into.

He had some good points in some of his posts, but his cynicism and barbed comments just got tedious."

Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of person comes on a swinging site and says "as an alpha male i could never see how any man could watch some guy fuck the arse off someone he "loves" - maybe he's gone off to join mum's net and tell them how the world is over populated and it's immoral to have children

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week!

Oh thank fuck he's gone. What a joy-thief he turned into.

He had some good points in some of his posts, but his cynicism and barbed comments just got tedious.

Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooo to op

I love my fake tits and tattoo

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


" Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree. "

do you mean me as one of the other two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree.

do you mean me as one of the other two?"

No, but I don't think I'm familiar with your posts anyway

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


" Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree.

do you mean me as one of the other two?

No, but I don't think I'm familiar with your posts anyway "

I know it's not me, I'm too dim to do patronising well!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


" No, but I don't think I'm familiar with your posts anyway "

oh....never mind then I thought you meant me for a second because I can come across that way sometimes when I get angry with some people off here, even if you did find me that way I suppose I probably earned it in some ways..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not elaborating I'll get a ban! Was just a throwaway comment.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

It's a reminder to everyone to be more conscious of how we come across and represent our "labels"

"

Do you really think that? This is a web site for swingers, start taking it seriously and this thread is the result.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm not elaborating I'll get a ban! Was just a throwaway comment. "

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

well spoken i agree with every word

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"well spoken i agree with every word"

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well spoken i agree with every word

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded? "

I would have said I'm the only one.....or does that make me deluded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnnydepth before anyone asks! Another UNLOS in a long list this week!

Oh thank fuck he's gone. What a joy-thief he turned into.

He had some good points in some of his posts, but his cynicism and barbed comments just got tedious.

Yeah he was one of those (there are one or two on this thread) who often have a decent point but are just so unbelievably patronising and cunty you can't bring yourself to agree. "

Hey I haven't even posted yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know who these three women were now.

Show yourselves, I demand you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I missed nothing here then. Apart from a rude little man

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No idea who the OP is, though I have a few grumps in mind.

Good riddance is all I say. It's not a sex site, it's a swingers site so he was in the wrong place any way.

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By *is_irtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"I have to say OP I will genuinely miss you. I know that this has been a deliberately provocative account / profile that you've set up to ruffle some feathers (and I've always taken anything you say with that context in mind) but some of what you've said has been close to the mark and although possibly uncomfortable for some, a lot has been spot on and what many may be secretly thinking.

So well done to stirring the honey pot a bit, and good luck with whatever you do in the future "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nothing more than a projection of himself. Interesting reading i guess.

Plus he didn't stay around for the replies like he said he would..."

I am 100% sure he is still here with another profile. I hope so as i hope he sees what people here think of him

This is from a fat woman who does fit into high street fashion although mostly chooses not to wear it

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Not saying I agree or disagree with the OP but it made me laugh as he sounded like a disgruntled employer who told his boss to fuck off! I've wanted to do that a few times. Hope he feels better for getting it all off his chest, but I very much doubt it!

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder who the 3 women are

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I wonder who those three lucky ones are. Or have they too left to join his alphamale harem

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Can't say I'll miss him, he turned into a right miserable fucker towards the end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well spoken i agree with every word

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded? "

Tina Titz,Rachel4U and Granny Crumpet are my guesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to label yourself "Alpha"...................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to label yourself "Alpha"..................."

I was gonna say the only men I know who refer to themselves as alpha males are keyboard warrior types

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By *undaybrowserMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

Judging by the responses, there was more than a hint of truth in what he was saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting that this thread has so many responses

Funny how people react when the spotlight potentially turns on them

That is not agreeing with the OP just an observation

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I know I dont pay much attention to the forums but he cant have been that much of a feature cos the name is only vaguely familiar...Ive obviously missed a legend in his own lunch time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting that this thread has so many responses

Funny how people react when the spotlight potentially turns on them

That is not agreeing with the OP just an observation "

That's what made his posts so amusing.....watching people take the bait

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I wonder who those three lucky ones are. "

Lucky???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to label yourself "Alpha"...................

I was gonna say the only men I know who refer to themselves as alpha males are keyboard warrior types "

From experience, those who think they're alpha male never are, they try to hard and wrongly, that people don't like it.People prefer natural, real, relaxed, non-trying men...to me these would be alpha male, if we had to put a label on them however, they probably wouldn't see themselves as that, they'd just say they're just them, which is what/how it should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting that this thread has so many responses

Funny how people react when the spotlight potentially turns on them

That is not agreeing with the OP just an observation

That's what made his posts so amusing.....watching people take the bait "

The first time round yes,amusing

At least 3 profiles in with the same old whinges and observations and I think just go already because you sound like a broken record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please. "

Fuckity bye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting that this thread has so many responses

Funny how people react when the spotlight potentially turns on them

That is not agreeing with the OP just an observation

That's what made his posts so amusing.....watching people take the bait

The first time round yes,amusing

At least 3 profiles in with the same old whinges and observations and I think just go already because you sound like a broken record "

I obviously don't spend enough time on here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting that this thread has so many responses

Funny how people react when the spotlight potentially turns on them

That is not agreeing with the OP just an observation

That's what made his posts so amusing.....watching people take the bait

The first time round yes,amusing

At least 3 profiles in with the same old whinges and observations and I think just go already because you sound like a broken record "

Like so many others on here then, come & go with the same whinges & observations.

People still taking the bait, more fool them imo.....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"well spoken i agree with every word

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded?

I would have said I'm the only one.....or does that make me deluded? "

I don't even remember who Jonny whatever was. Some on here maybe a little delusional, I might even be a so myself. Some of the women may well think they're better than they are, I'd call that being self confident.

But, in my experience, there ate a lot of really nice people on this site; some really attractive women who are both friendly, confident and smart.

I don't waste my time posting, messaging or chatting with anyone I think is delusional.

Make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well spoken i agree with every word

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded?

I would have said I'm the only one.....or does that make me deluded?

I don't even remember who Jonny whatever was. Some on here maybe a little delusional, I might even be a so myself. Some of the women may well think they're better than they are, I'd call that being self confident.

But, in my experience, there ate a lot of really nice people on this site; some really attractive women who are both friendly, confident and smart.

I don't waste my time posting, messaging or chatting with anyone I think is delusional.

Make of that what you will. "

You could have just said no

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"well spoken i agree with every word

You believe that only three women on the entire site aren't deluded?

I would have said I'm the only one.....or does that make me deluded?

I don't even remember who Jonny whatever was. Some on here maybe a little delusional, I might even be a so myself. Some of the women may well think they're better than they are, I'd call that being self confident.

But, in my experience, there ate a lot of really nice people on this site; some really attractive women who are both friendly, confident and smart.

I don't waste my time posting, messaging or chatting with anyone I think is delusional.

Make of that what you will.

You could have just said no "

PMSL.

I do sometimes say more than I need to but why say in 1 word what I can say in 3 long paragraphs.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

The beautiful thing about the OP is that in making the post, he becomes the biggest stereotype on the site.

"Rejection is one thing,

But rejection from a fool is just cruel...

I don't mind if you forget me...."

*fawns*

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I would like to see another post with the OP as a lead. Then, without any nastiness, I would like to see posters refute the claims he made. I know he generalised, but there are a good many people on here that his description fits!

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers! If they are, then so are all those men and women who pick up a shag in the pub or club!

And lastly, you are all taking a post too seriously! As some have said, it is a stirrer! He is still here under another guise and laughing at you all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much butt hurt in this thread.

I think the OP hit a few nerves.

If the shoe fits wear it as the saying goes.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

..."

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I would like to see another post with the OP as a lead. Then, without any nastiness, I would like to see posters refute the claims he made. I know he generalised, but there are a good many people on here that his description fits!

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers! If they are, then so are all those men and women who pick up a shag in the pub or club!

And lastly, you are all taking a post too seriously! As some have said, it is a stirrer! He is still here under another guise and laughing at you all...

"

I certainly wasn't taking it that seriously, however, it is the most beautiful case of irony that I have seen in a short while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder who those three lucky ones are. Or have they too left to join his alphamale harem"

Too funny

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part"

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier. "

I got 'could do better' for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to see another post with the OP as a lead. Then, without any nastiness, I would like to see posters refute the claims he made. I know he generalised, but there are a good many people on here that his description fits!

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers! If they are, then so are all those men and women who pick up a shag in the pub or club!

And lastly, you are all taking a post too seriously! As some have said, it is a stirrer! He is still here under another guise and laughing at you all...

"

Couples use the term swinger to make themselves feel better about fucking someone other than their other half but that's all your actually doing. Some couples are only looking for a SINGLE male or SINGLE female to join them. Some want to fuck other couples.

Who decides it's just shagging or is swinging?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier. "

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Who decides it's just shagging or is swinging?"

And who cares?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part"

I'll help you out if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who decides it's just shagging or is swinging?

And who cares?"

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I just love the subtext in the OP.

One more "I couldn't get laid on Fabs" flounce, with overt lack of charm and allusions towards being poorly endowed.

"The boy with the thorn in his side,

Behind the hat_ed there lies,

A murderous desire,

For love....."

Its the gift that keeps on giving.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

I'll help you out if you want. "

Can I bribe you? I need to pass before the Christmas clampdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my luck missed all this thread in real time...

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

There are many responses here which prove his point.

This thread is joyful and one of the best I think I have read.

Ah, thanks. All I saw was a deliberately provocative arse.

Ahh see you should look further in. That was the skin, but behind that was some rather profound poetry."

I look forward to his future work as a poet...... if BBC3 do a reality show about amateur poets!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger "

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Tenna says hes back by next week

I don't think he was incontinent "

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......"

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times."

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs "

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis. "

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control "

Nice one; can't think of anything to beat that

xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

Nice one; can't think of anything to beat that

xxx"

Then my work here is done x

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs "

Two passenger!! So that's you, me and someone else. Sounds good to me.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control "

Mock all you like! That is what happens when there is no c_edible argument in answer! And with your answers, you are just proving one of the other points. This is no longer a swingers site!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Was it a Marmite thing?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis.

"

Did he have a tiny penis? Can anyone confirm that? If so please step forward.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?"

No, he's a stud and she's a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After many months of soul searching and mulling over why?? I use this site i have decided to leave...however...when you leave a job you have an exiting interview where you can express your views...and i shall stay today to take the response on the chin should be amusing...

With the exception of maybe 3 ladies the majority of females on here were UNBELIEVABLY deluded...this place is a SEX site for men ALWAYS WILL BE...they log on when they are horny..so any hint of flesh will excite them and make them message you, these are the guys that will snigger behind backs in pubs or live alone with mum...(white knights please read before justifying this)

Couples...please...get a grip!! You are not the ultimte fantasy,FAR from it...you are mainly a man that is getting a bit "extra" with the wifes consent...as an alpha male i could never see how any man could watch some guy fuck the arse off someone he "loves"...the couples on here put themselves on such a high pedestal is embarrasing...

The forums...fun at times but mainly litte_ed with arseholes that are more desperate than the single blokes...

the white knights are like slimy rats jumping to defend a lady they wont end up fucking not through want of trying..so they spout the usual..."we are not all like that" etc etc.

I always prided myself on being upfront and always will, however i think some things in life can not actually work "online" and arranging sex online has become void of any emotion or feeling..quite clinical and it's taking all the fun out..

Lastly...

if you wobble and cant fit into "high street fashion"...then you are fat..simple!!

Size DOES fucking matter whatever people say...

False tits are awful!!

If you have a beard or tattoos first look at how to become a real life "man" with his own opinion

And yes...i read your profile but like many it was a load of bollocks...

God that felt liberatingly good!!!!!!!

Some of it was fun...

I'll just say goodbye to some friends..."

fabulous thread ! Well done Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis. "

I think you're reading way too much into it.

Interesting how his exit post is attracting way more posts than the ones from the more 'popular' ex-forum users ~ it's like everyone wants the last word from someone who isn't even on here anymore....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

Mock all you like! That is what happens when there is no c_edible argument in answer! And with your answers, you are just proving one of the other points. This is no longer a swingers site!"

Not having a go or anything but are you saying that it can only swinging if it's couples?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?

No, he's a stud and she's a slut "

What if its a swingers club?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not having a go or anything but are you saying that it can only swinging if it's couples?"

From some of what I've read in the forums a lot of couples think this

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?

No, he's a stud and she's a slut

What if its a swingers club?"

It's a meet

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

Nice one; can't think of anything to beat that

xxx

Then my work here is done x"

I still need some lessons!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?

No, he's a stud and she's a slut

What if its a swingers club?

It's a meet "

Well I'm just getting confused now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

Mock all you like! That is what happens when there is no c_edible argument in answer! And with your answers, you are just proving one of the other points. This is no longer a swingers site!"

I would disagree with you there but my definition of swinging is quite broad and inclusive and I'm not really concerned what other people feel it should be.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

It really isn't a "Swingers" site anymore. It is mainly singles who cannot be swingers!

...

Yeah, I guess you are right. I took the swinger's test 3 times and failed and that was just the theory part

That's notoriously difficult the practical is much easier.

I'll try; but for the moment beware for I am an unlicensed swinger

Oh dear. Tsk you know you may only perform certain acts don't you and that you must have someone with you at all times.

I know; it read that in a club somewhere; can't carry more than two passengers at a time; I guess gangbangs are out of the question then

What really scares me are the MOTs

And they should Man On Top gives them too much control

Nice one; can't think of anything to beat that

xxx

Then my work here is done x

I still need some lessons!!"

You'd have to wash your face first

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis.

Did he have a tiny penis? Can anyone confirm that? If so please step forward. "


"

......Size DOES matter..."

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Actually, answer me one question. Is a guy who picks up a girl at a pub or club a swinger?

No, he's a stud and she's a slut "

OK, but they are not swingers, they are just a couple of people who are trying to get a shag!

Just being on a site that calls itself a swingers site doesn't make them swingers either. If it did, just standing in a garage workshop would make me a mechanic!

I am not saying that there is not a place for all, of course there is! But singles are singles! Swingles if you like. Traditionally, swingers are couples and yes I know times change and lines get blur_ed, but singles are still singles.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Has anyone ever met him?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I am not sure which is funnier. The OP doing a "Glen Cullen" leaving speech and saying it how they see it or the utterly dreadful responses totally failing to understand what the OP is about.

Brilliant. Forum gold.

More like this please.

What was the OP about please?

It is at the top. You may read it.

It does not take a lot of reading between the lines to see the OP is having a perhaps justifiable go at people who take themselves all too seriously and always have to be on top.

......

You sure?

That's certainly not what I got for the (perhaps unintentional) subtext.

I read the bitter flounce of a petulant, charmless man with a tiny penis.

Did he have a tiny penis? Can anyone confirm that? If so please step forward. "

Legend has it that it was known in the uncharted non-swinging world of the singles as MicroSoft

I am just kidding; I don't even know who he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had bad attitude he thought he was the alpha male here and all women your of kneel to him. Because all you sexy women have the right to speak to who they want to speak too even sexy couples where had no right belittle both females and couple if I get this right his saying in his fair well speech on here. Who am I to say this sticking up for the sexy women and sexy couples here loll.. on the other hand how many genuine people left this site because of people attitude like this man had to make them leave just wondering?

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