FabSwingers.com forum: Naked painter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I am painter from Doncaster and would like to paint someones room naked free of charge maybe abit of fun aswell females and couples let me now any one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where would you hang paint pot lol

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

White spirit might sting a bit

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I painted my flat naked the first time I did it. Simply because I could!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Im not fussy - please feel free to come and decorate at mine completely clothed where I will happily make you an urn of tea and leave some custard creams on the worktop... you can clean up afterwards too. I think this arrangement can go on for about 2 weeks tops when you will have gone right through the entire house I expect... Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I can't see him agreeing to that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've just got a craving for custard creams now. Hmm maybe I'm pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha I can't see him agreeing to that lol

ah technically Im agreeing to op's proposition - ... a cup of tea and custard creams carry a lot of mileage in some peoples idea of fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I've just got a craving for custard creams now. Hmm maybe I'm pregnant?

Well don't break your waters all over my newly decorated lounge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok, I've just eaten a box of Maltesers to compensate!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Hi I am painter from Doncaster and would like to paint someones room naked free of charge maybe abit of fun aswell females and couples let me now any one"

My bathroom is being renovated next month - are you free in February to paint where I'm not having tiles? It'll save me from doing it.

As for a bit of fun... well, I've got an XBox if you fancy a bit of Call of Duty after you've finished. Only when you've finished though, not beforehand.

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

can you hang wall peper too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea can do wallpapering as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea can do wallpapering as well"

Is it well hung though?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Yea can do wallpapering as well

Is it well hung though?"

*snigger*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Free all week if anyone one needs some painting doing

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