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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were to take my wife on a date what would it be. Best answer will win a date.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

What happens if she doesn't fancy the winner, or they are in the US?

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Something active would be good for lots of laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamingoland near Malton.

Let me know when I can collect my prize ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She will choose who she wants to go on a date with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hand her a strap on and tell her to fuck MrsR all round the room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flamingoland near Malton.

Let me know when I can collect my prize ... "

What's flamingoland? I'm too lazy to google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd hand her a strap on and tell her to fuck MrsR all round the room! "

Not much of a "date" I know, but still...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flamingoland near Malton.

Let me know when I can collect my prize ...

What's flamingoland? I'm too lazy to google it "

A theme park. Near you!

If I get blown out by the OP then you can come instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !! "

Hehehe sat here tittering to myself. You can't beat a gregs cheese pasty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were to take my wife on a date what would it be. Best answer will win a date. "

Drinks at Galvin at Windows at the top of the Park Lane Hilton overlooking London, visit to Le Boudoir and back to a suite in the hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !!

Hehehe sat here tittering to myself. You can't beat a gregs cheese pasty!! "

you're right you can't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im trying to think of a very bad answer because Leeds is long way and after the fuel costs I'd still have the night out to pay for!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd buy her a day rider bus ticket and take her traveling for the day, then back to ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear....another "jump through hoops" thread...

roll up guys who's willing to come across as most desperate to fuck my wife..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take her for a bag of chips and 2 pints of Guinness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd be lucky to date me... so I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id take her thru a hand car wash and make love to her so all the lads can watch..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear....another "jump through hoops" thread...

roll up guys who's willing to come across as most desperate to fuck my wife..?"

Bahahaha!!! Actually belly laughed at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flamingoland near Malton.

Let me know when I can collect my prize ...

What's flamingoland? I'm too lazy to google it

A theme park. Near you!

If I get blown out by the OP then you can come instead "

I have no problem being second choice

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the truffle shuffle in all its glorious accuracy. Surely that's a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how much money she has on here, no point planning fancy hotels and meals if she's skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take her to her cash machine to draw some money out to pay for our date...sexual equality is the future lol

just joking everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, if she likes a bit of Swing I think that I'd take on night out to strictly cum-dancing.

Maybe she could wrap her mouth round my Paso Doble as I give her a bit of a Rumba, as she slips her hand down my pants for a bit of a hand Jive.

Maybe in the throws of passion I might slip her a bit of the old cuban motion with some Cha, Cha, as I know that, just by looking at her, that little Fox can Trot. Because, as we all know, for the perfect date, it takes two to Tango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flamingoland near Malton.

Let me know when I can collect my prize ...

What's flamingoland? I'm too lazy to google it

A theme park. Near you!

If I get blown out by the OP then you can come instead

I have no problem being second choice

-Courtney"

In my book you'd always cum first.

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

\i'd take her to Brudenell Social Club after dinner. Then some live music at the club, a chilled white wine, some dancing and she'd soon warm to my cheeky suavity.

then back to the hotel for a rest before the breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could go into Leeds and get a tattoo done

Not a date but who cares

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Id fuck her leave her pussy dripping from my hot sticky cum. Enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take her shopping. You're paying. We, are going to have a ball

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Dinner for three and then her riding my cock and licking Belles pussy as bell tells you all about it on her mobile and sends you pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump with parachute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna go flamingoland...i have the jumper and everything. Even got a staff tshirt, i can get in for free.

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Lick lips . Mmmmm

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Your wife really ? Put me off only because id take your misstresss of your hands ! Hey you yes you over there with them blue sparlking eyes . Mmmmm eyes says it all sit here lets just look! . X

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Guess you r like me in a trance . Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is take her to Go Ape then to Nandos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna go flamingoland...i have the jumper and everything. Even got a staff tshirt, i can get in for free. "

We should arrange a Fab social to Flamingo Land! It's gotta happen!

When I win this date with the OP and we're there, I'll go and make a group reservation for the social and see if I can negotiate some special rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !!

Hehehe sat here tittering to myself. You can't beat a gregs cheese pasty!! you're right you can't !"

Na the pastry is too flaky you'll make a mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !! "

Greg's? You are posh, got down the pound bakery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take her to Elland Road then to the Peacock afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Olivers restaurant for a nice Civilised meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boozy night down Coal Lane

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By *moothnessMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ann Summers shop she has to try everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were to take my wife on a date what would it be. Best answer will win a date. "
hey she looks real sexy and likes the sun so I would take her to this little village I know on a lake in Italy to a lovely hotel I go to and treat her like a princess for a week and she would come back to you all nice and tanned but with a grin on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven and back

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By *isst123Couple
over a year ago

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Cumberland Pencil Museum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I win already did I hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be WAM! BAM! thank you man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her for a luxurious shopping trip in primark till her feet hurt and bags are full. Then off to Gregs for a sausage roll and a cheese pasty. Might push the boat out and get a vanilla slice. !

Then home for some lambrini.......

Boom !! Only the best for me !!

Greg's? You are posh, got down the pound bakery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take hre for a drink, not heavy drinking, just a nice glass of her favourite.

We'd then go to a nice venue: hotel or may be yours while you were away, or in another room, I'll set up my massage couch and give her a soothing massage...All over just the way she likes it!

What happens then would be up to her. Whether you join or not, would be decided between you two.

PS. If we are in a hotel, she would pay for the room with your credit card. Drinks are on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant understand why the OP not come back to let us know which of the offers they will choose.

If none are suitable she can come to ours make the beds, clean the house top to bottom wash the cars go do the weekly shop leaving Bev and time to go to a party for some great sex??

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Man, you dudes are generous.

I'd take her to my local park, it's quite and differs haven't discovered it yet. Whip out my cock and BOOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't.................as to far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna go flamingoland...i have the jumper and everything. Even got a staff tshirt, i can get in for free.

We should arrange a Fab social to Flamingo Land! It's gotta happen!

When I win this date with the OP and we're there, I'll go and make a group reservation for the social and see if I can negotiate some special rates "

I can't get in for free really, but do have a staff t-shirt (used to be in a relationship with one of the managers there). My phone has broke but when i get a new one i'll take a pic.

Takes me hours to get to Malton on the train though.

And seeing as that last message went well, i wanna live at flamingoland in a caravan, if anyone is interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting with the Queen.LOL

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'd just book a hotel and fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To heaven and back

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