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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

My pet hate is having great sex, with a great lady and then she wipes her pussy dry on the curtains, whats yours???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as they're not my curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urghhh!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

My pet hate is ordering chocolate fondant pudding that arrives over cooked.

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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Urghhh!"

I only associate with the posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really happens??!?!?

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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"This really happens??!?!? "

Well i had a girl friend who's dad used to say "don't clean your cock on the curtains when your done", when they were going out and me and the girl friend were stopping in so it can' be a new thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is when a women pulls on your knob like she's trying start an outboard motor.

I still have friction burns on my bellend from the other day. LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently loud and annoying fireworks going off outside my bedroom window while I try to get to sleep. Nearly 11 o'clock for gads sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).

Also, ending a sentence with "hehe".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet hate threads....

Just kidding ....ummm....currently ...men..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I my pets

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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).

Also, ending a sentence with "hehe". "

oops just cum in yer eyes he he i've

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet hate threads....

Just kidding ....ummm....currently ...men.. "

You know you love us really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An untidy kitchen you know dirty pots and pans in bowl etc etc etcetera

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Anal sex in the morning after a vindaloo the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal sex in the morning after a vindaloo the night before

"

TMI !!@!#$&%@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved Bootsy,Spot,Puss n pussies#2,3,4.....I loved all my pets,even Billy the goldfish.

I loved him so much I set him free by flushing him down the toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i start to comment i may never stop - so i wont .....but now i have a list forming in my head of things that make me grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postman my dog hates him so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is burning a second batch of fudge....grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My pet hate is burning a second batch of fudge....grrrr "

I like fudge mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking on pubes! YUK!! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My pet hate is burning a second batch of fudge....grrrr

I like fudge mmmmmm "

So do I, it just appears that I am rubbish at making it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah my one is anyone who tries to to do anything beyond "cuddle this" once I'm sleepy

.seriously.

Sleepy THX needs his sleep...and cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).

Also, ending a sentence with "hehe". "

It does sting though when goes in the eyes .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Pet hate? Nasty Dogs witb nasty owners. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pet hates at the moment,I'm a state of total tolerance. Strange territory for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet hate threads....

Just kidding ....ummm....currently ...men..

You know you love us really"

Wellll.... I tolerate you..for or one thing

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By *eally Filthy CoupleCouple
over a year ago

bristol

People emailing you when they clearly don't meet your requirements

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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Currently loud and annoying fireworks going off outside my bedroom window while I try to get to sleep. Nearly 11 o'clock for gads sake!"

Yes fireworks are netter in the bedroom

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By *abphil OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).

Also, ending a sentence with "hehe".

It does sting though when goes in the eyes .lol"

You mean to say you keep your eyes wide open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My pet hate is having great sex, with a great lady and then she wipes her pussy dry on the curtains, whats yours??? "

Far better if she wipes her curtains with a pussy.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Anal sex in the morning after a VINDALOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying "haitch" ...learn to pronounce it properly

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

People who use the word 'ma' instead of 'my'. And people who constantly use the word 'no' when they mean 'know'. And yes, I am a member of the grammar police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use the word 'ma' instead of 'my'. And people who constantly use the word 'no' when they mean 'know'. And yes, I am a member of the grammar police."

This!! Also people that spell 'can't' as 'carnt'.

Biggest one for us is people that message us with just a 'hi' which shows they clearly haven't read our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get fibreglass curtains won't do it again

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My cat - she's a bulimic psychopath who likes to vomit her kills on the new carpet

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

Mine at the moment is when people write "yous".

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