FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing that has happened during a meet..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This can be anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He turned up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He turned up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This can be anything...

Turned out to a single bloke who had bullshitted about being a couple. Yet seemed surprised when I walked out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This can be anything...

Turned out to a single bloke who had bullshitted about being a couple. Yet seemed surprised when I walked out!"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had to leave to go home

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"This can be anything...

Sent to a wrong hotel room by a idiot who has now left the site.

Lol, ended up having a good night tho, someplace better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This can be anything...

Sent to a wrong hotel room by a idiot who has now left the site.

Lol, ended up having a good night tho, someplace better

Always the way

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By *inky karen 2Woman
over a year ago

East sussex

Guy came the moment I walked through the door

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?

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By *inky karen 2Woman
over a year ago

East sussex

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?"
Yea was awful. My first ever hotel meet and I had barely closed the door. He did apologise, went to get something to clean it up with. Told me I looked lovely and came again. I swear!!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?Yea was awful. My first ever hotel meet and I had barely closed the door. He did apologise, went to get something to clean it up with. Told me I looked lovely and came again. I swear!!!! "

Poor fella, and poor you

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By *inky karen 2Woman
over a year ago

East sussex

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?Yea was awful. My first ever hotel meet and I had barely closed the door. He did apologise, went to get something to clean it up with. Told me I looked lovely and came again. I swear!!!!

Poor fella, and poor you

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I've never had any luck with hotel meets, think it set the precedent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr couldn't rise to the occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy couldn't get hard At first and got very angry About it, then when he did get hard he couldn't maintain his erection or cum. Again cue anger and nastiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet didnt click with the women. But she was almost demanding sex got a bit aggressive put me off a little bit. But i will learn from it as i did meet on spur of the moment

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

The Guy had a fit never seen anyone have one before thought he was dead we shit our selves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met at a guys house and was told to let myself in when I got there. I arrived to find him naked wanking off to porn and was asked to jump on as it was just getting to the good bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got kicked out after 10 mins because the male half of the couple couldnt perform, he said she was giving him no attention and felt invisible despite her giving him 2 bjs

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Our duvet caught fire during a threesome. Not due to the sexual heat we were generating (although it was very hot) but we had a candle next to the bed, and the corner of the duvet caught on the flame.

As we were all otherwise engaged we didn't notice until a big hole was burning. We beat the flame out, which covered the room in feathers.

After that there was nothing else to do but open the window, and carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I was meeting a 35 yr old hottie but turned out to be a nottie coz his toothless 65 yr old dad had stolen pics of his son of Facebook n used them.

Meet started out straight 2 voddys in he was bi 4 voddys in he was bi cross dresser who liked me frock in 1 of me pics n wanted a shopping buddy n to borrow my frock lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First and only ever hotel meet. He got a bit obsessive and was talking about adopting my kid, and having kids of our own, and moving into my flat(at the time I was 19 and just getting into meeting) after him - never again! now I make guys know it's strictly fun. Haha

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

First meet on my first day on Fab.

A couple half my age.

Had a nice time making the lovely lady cum but he got jealous and stopped proceedings before I had a chance to cum, which wasn't very nice at all...

All the meets have been fulfilling all round since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?Yea was awful. My first ever hotel meet and I had barely closed the door. He did apologise, went to get something to clean it up with. Told me I looked lovely and came again. I swear!!!!

Poor fella, and poor you

I've never had any luck with hotel meets, think it set the precedent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Guy had a fit never seen anyone have one before thought he was dead we shit our selves "

Agh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He turned up. "
hehe hey you make me larf for me it was last time I had sex the condom that she provided disintegrated whilst inside her now that's a worry isn't it !?#@##

hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny , I have yet to encounter a strange situation. I am loving this

My worst fear is something that would involve the police or hospital happening during a meet , everything else I can cope with .

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Been playing many years had some great times a few bad times and a few funny times funny now but not at the time

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Couple came round ours for a meet; fem halves played together but no full swap. We're all in the same room and getting it on, so to speak and we realise that she's talking to his cock: Literally praising it, exhorting it to even greater heights. "Who's got the biggest cock here, who's cock is amazing and fantastic?" etc etc. Meanwhile, he's standing up as she's wanking him off, hands on hips, smiling like a Cheshire cat. It put us off our stroke for a few moments as we watched and listened but we saved our laughter for when they had gone. Bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple from here and the (straight) husband kept trying to touch/hold my cock!

Eventually the wife dragged me off to a bedroom and we had a great time!

Have since noticed they are no longer together, and their profile now only has him listed as bisexual.

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By *rvoyuerMan
over a year ago

Luton

Got thrown out of a meet with couple as I managed to get his Wife off with my tongue and he never had managed it. It didn't help that she had a fistful of my hair to keep my mouth on her pussy!! As he was saying it didn't feel right and that I should leave!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple came round ours for a meet; fem halves played together but no full swap. We're all in the same room and getting it on, so to speak and we realise that she's talking to his cock: Literally praising it, exhorting it to even greater heights. "Who's got the biggest cock here, who's cock is amazing and fantastic?" etc etc. Meanwhile, he's standing up as she's wanking him off, hands on hips, smiling like a Cheshire cat. It put us off our stroke for a few moments as we watched and listened but we saved our laughter for when they had gone. Bizarre."

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Got smacked across the face so hard I had lumps in my cheek for days. Also kept calling me doggy, and saying I wasn't worthy to touch his cock. Wasn't happy when I told him I wouldn't touch it then and left

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By *rvoyuerMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Met a couple from here and the (straight) husband kept trying to touch/hold my cock!

Eventually the wife dragged me off to a bedroom and we had a great time!

Have since noticed they are no longer together, and their profile now only has him listed as bisexual. "

I've had one like this too. When he realised I wasn't going to play with him, Hubby got up went in the other room to watch TV while his Wife and I managed another two times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was being fucked hard doggy style when the guy said ' are you due on ?

I stopped and turned around he looked like a butcher with stuff over stomach and privates

We got cleaned up and I left embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a vary nice lady who enjoyed playing outside, we found a secluded spot by a smallriver that was shaded by some trees, as we enjoyed ourselves with a little doggy style fun I turn and look over my shoulder to see an elderly couple getting an eyefull, turns out the spot wasn't as secluded nor were the trees shading us as much as we thought.... There wasn't really much else to do other than carry on (quickly) then do a runner, thankfully she laughed about it as much as I did afterwards.

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"The Guy had a fit never seen anyone have one before thought he was dead we shit our selves

Agh

Yikes! Was he alright in the end?

Don't want that kinda stiff on a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a party - 6 guys two women ( Sara one of them) Other fem spent whole time on texting on phone leaving Sara to the other guys! She didnt say a word to anyone didnt seem to be slightest bit interested. Wasnt sure which guys she'd come with but had to turn down other invites as by same guy as she was invited too and we didnt fancy bringing a medium with us to try to contact her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up he looked at least 10yrs older than pics which wasnt a problem not sure why he lied as I prefer older men! Gave him a blow job he cum and then couldn't get it up after ......... So meet lasted about 2hrs!!

Instead of the marathon night I had been promised with a "30yr old strong repeater"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our 2nd meet ever was with a couple at our house, she got smashed on cherry lambrini, we let them have our bed and we slept on the sofa, 20 minutes later we hear running up and down the stairs, she was so d*unk she was been sick and her husband got the bin out of our bathroom which was a wicker bin, so all her purple sick squirted out through the wicker and all over our cream carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

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lmfao

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Guy accidentally squished his balls while turning over and killed his erection with the pain & our fun. Another guy had a issue with condoms&erection so no fun. These were not from fab mind you, both guys I'd been dating & first time getting down to it.. or not!

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"The guy couldn't get hard At first and got very angry About it, then when he did get hard he couldn't maintain his erection or cum. Again cue anger and nastiness. "

Oh that would make me feel so uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago. Met a couple at theres. Me and the mrs getting on like a house on fire. The mr came and sat in the middle of us and said could i leave and come back in the week when hes at work. Or hell broke loose between them and i swiftly made a quick exit.

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Wow, you must be good.

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

I think we have met that same couple at a house party!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

To take the positive side - that's quite a compliment!

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By *methyst01Man
over a year ago

Ealing Common

I once arranged to meet a couple off a different site. Telephonically spoke to the wife and husband and we setup a meeting for a week later.

When i rocked up at the hotel it was just him there and before i could have the wife, he insisted on sucking me off first.

And when i disagreed he got really upset and violent.

As with all things in life 95% of people are good and decent.

5% spoil it for the rest.

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By *ammieandalex12Couple
over a year ago

Mansfield

our first ever meet, as we started playing the girl ran off crying down the road and never returned, the guy shut us both in the room then came in and continued to try it on with Sam and would not let us leave for quite some time. Being our first time we had no clue how to get out of the situation. Lucky for us, we have met wonderful people since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once met a guy at his house for a quick coffee social. Just sat down with my brew when he said 'im just going to check on the baby'. I didn't know he had kids let alone that they were there, but 2 minutes later he came downstairs with a baby, cooing and rocking it back to sleep. I kept quiet as he sat next to me as he was comforting the baby, only for me to look over and realise it was just a doll!! Needless to say I downed my scolding hot brew and got out as fast as possible!

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

My first ever meet of here, I couldn't get a full erection

Never ever had a problem before, I was embarrassed and made my excuse and left.

Not had a problem since though so not sure what was going on with the old boy lol

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Once met a guy at his house for a quick coffee social. Just sat down with my brew when he said 'im just going to check on the baby'. I didn't know he had kids let alone that they were there, but 2 minutes later he came downstairs with a baby, cooing and rocking it back to sleep. I kept quiet as he sat next to me as he was comforting the baby, only for me to look over and realise it was just a doll!! Needless to say I downed my scolding hot brew and got out as fast as possible! "

It takes all sorts, eh?!

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By *inkylouiseWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Guy messaged to say he was on way so when knock came on door I answered in sexy lingerie and it was my brother in law pmsl had to send guy away when he turned up pissed wet through felt awful....brother in law has never mentioned that day to either myself or my hubby pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a meet, could hear dogs barking, not a problem for me, however when the door was opened the stench of stale dog piss hit me in the face, about turn.

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By *b coupleCouple
over a year ago

southampton

First ever meet with a couple turned into a nightmare. Turns out the fella was forcing her to do it. She only agreed because she was stupidly in love. But all hell broke loose once the action began.

Right in the middle of things and she burst out into tears. Explained everything he got very aggressive with her, and tried to slap her.

She's know longer with that dick and is now a very good friend of ours, in a none sexual way that is.

Another funny one. Couple a lil older then us came round and literally passed out lol snoring like buffalos lol

Bless em, they was our mentors into the club scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut was being fucked by a guy in a club, he was just getting to the vinegar strokes when one of the staff tapped him on the shoulder and asked him if he owned such and such a car as its lights had been left on.....that certainly killed the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from this site but a fun one. Her hubby phoned us as I was getting busy with her, so we had to take a brake, after the phone call we resumed the position, was a fun day that lol

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By *uncpl83Couple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Our first meet was a younger guy, had a few drinks but he got over refreshed, got back to the hotel, had a little play then he cabbaged out on the bed until the next morning, while me and Andy had sex all night!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

It takes all sorts, eh?!"

To fill a psychiatric hospital !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy came the moment I walked through the door

Seriously ?Yea was awful. My first ever hotel meet and I had barely closed the door. He did apologise, went to get something to clean it up with. Told me I looked lovely and came again. I swear!!!! "

I think that's a scene from American Pie

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

Turned up at a guys, house was really tidy and well kept downstairs (clearly his mother's hoise) .... His bedroom, well it was an absolute tip! It was vile, the bed (what you could barely call a duvet) wasn't made, the sheets looked like they needed burning there were old cups, glasses clothes all over the show and he took it upon himself to turn the laptop on and think it was fine to suggest we go on cam... Needless to say I didn't stay much longer!

It's now a stipulation that anywhere I go is immaculate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy at a hotel we were all having a drink in the bar talking about fantasies. I went to the ladies took my knickers off and when I came back in the bar put them in the guy's hand - he was sat on a high stool and dropped them - everyone watched him pick them up

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By *rumfun1965Man
over a year ago

Halifax

I went on a meet once....Oh,wait,i'm not verified yet so i haven't had a meet ! Sorry guys and girls,i am being patient,but i love sarcasm. Very entertaining thread though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted to marry me, got very obsessive but I suspect it was to do with her visa was running out to stay in the uk. but she was maaried from philapines.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

This was our first ever meet at a couples house, we were met at the door by the male of the couple who looked 10 yrs older than the pics on their profile and when we sat down down in the lounge we happened to look across to their pc that was up the corner to see that one of our pics from our profile was the screen saver on the monitor..... freeky !!!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can't think of anything bad, unless I've blanked it from my mind of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we were walking down the stairs to say goodnight, she slipped (stockings and stairs ladies, you have been warned!) and came down hard on her bum, she was in a lot of pain. I offered to take her to A&E but she insisted she was okay..... she phoned me the next day to say she had spent all night in A&E, turns out she broke her coccyx..

I felt a git for months afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving the read on ere

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Excellent had me laughing out loud - what a freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza showed up cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You trusted his tea after that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*or coffee, even.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

friend told us about a lady who dropped a chocolate log whilst having fun and during the oh moments one slipped out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is bonkers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy couldn't get hard At first and got very angry About it, then when he did get hard he couldn't maintain his erection or cum. Again cue anger and nastiness. "

Yes reminds me of someone I met last year. Not only that he was checking messages whilst having sex.. Was my worst nightmare. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously weird!! Wtf

This is definitely the most bizarre I have read so far. Loving this feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a meet after a really hard training session - I was nackered.

Got there, and yes, the lady did match her her facial pics, she was quite pretty, but boy was she out of shape. Did absolutely nothing for me, and I just could not get hard. Partly because I was already fucked from training, but really because she was a bit of a turn off.

Sounds harsh, but I only ever saw a face pic before we met, and well, the rest is history.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be mean or anything - I just couldn't. LOL!

Luckily it was a threesome and my mate was there to save the day. LOL!

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By *ome Social With UsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East Midlands

A man set himself on fire whilst watching me fuck another man in a sauna........true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man set himself on fire whilst watching me fuck another man in a sauna........true story

Spontaneous cumbustion?

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By *ome Social With UsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East Midlands

"A man set himself on fire whilst watching me fuck another man in a sauna........true story

Spontaneous cumbustion?

he thought it would be good idea to pour liquid gold on sauna coals, liquid gold highly flammable, he lost every bit of his body hair, never seen a jump from sauna to sauna done so quick before

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ok, it's not that bad but I met a guy for a social and part way through about 4 of his mates turned up.

He was super polite and went to introduce me and I saw that split second of panic in his eyes when he realised he couldn't say "This is Kinky Minx".

I just stood up and said "Pleased to meet you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great thread credit to the op and all the people with good stories x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

In my younger days I had a few lol.....

A while ago I was laying with a couple in a shower in a hotel....far to hot, and nearly passed out

Ummmmmm my I don't like strawberrys moment.

The lady was on her period moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol great thread!

Was in a hotel shower, started fucking hard but after a few minutes she slipped, fell, bruised her knee and chipped her tooth. Went from hard as a rock to soft as a sponge in a blink.

We still talk about that night and avoid having sex in showers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever meet, has to be my worst moment. Met this guy off another site. Drove to his house, which was a fair distance from memory. Got chatting for a bit, all seemed great! Until we went upstairs. He couldn't get it up. Then he says. He only wanted me to fuck him. Thought if he said that before I wouldn't have agreed to meet. Been my first meet I though I would. Just started to finger him, when he says. Stop! I don't think I like this. Then runs off to the toilet. When he came back, he starts to tell me how he's not sure why he's bothering to meet. Something about some couple who had borrowed some toys of his. It was going to cost him bus fare to get them back. Then he started to cry. At this point I left.

Can't think of anything else close to that. Had a few times where the guy couldn't get it up. Oh and I kissed one young really hot guy in a club. Then he said I'm so sorry. Apparently I made him cum.

Claire

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By *ome Social With UsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East Midlands

"Ok, it's not that bad but I met a guy for a social and part way through about 4 of his mates turned up.

He was super polite and went to introduce me and I saw that split second of panic in his eyes when he realised he couldn't say "This is Kinky Minx".

I just stood up and said "Pleased to meet you"."

What about hand on cock in costa

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By *urvy_bi_honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Our duvet caught fire during a threesome. Not due to the sexual heat we were generating (although it was very hot) but we had a candle next to the bed, and the corner of the duvet caught on the flame.

As we were all otherwise engaged we didn't notice until a big hole was burning. We beat the flame out, which covered the room in feathers.

After that there was nothing else to do but open the window, and carry on!"

laughing out very loud over here..... Never mind the feathers carry on......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing was meeting a lady called francis only to be met by a man called frank in sussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being physically pushed out of bed halfway through a threesum&ending up sleeping in the kitchen,whilst the bf&gf got it on.all my stuff was in the bedroom and they locked the door.

Was so close to booting door off its hinges,but thankfully had my headphones and a good playlist.

Kept my headphones in when they woke me up.I didn't say a word,got dressed&left.

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By *tevebooMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"friend told us about a lady who dropped a chocolate log whilst having fun and during the oh moments one slipped out...."
nothing worse than a 'big mac' being released at a moment like that!

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over a year ago

I met a lovely bloke who i had been chatting to for a while on here.

Told me he was single etc.

Anyway as I was riding him naked, moaning in his bed, his wife walks in!!

I didn't turn back to save the awkward eye contact or in case I knew her or whatever. Never felt so scared and embarrassed in my life.

Anyway I left and did the walk of shame home but then 2 weeks later he messaged again sayin his wife wanted to have a threesome (he was clearly bullshittin)

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over a year ago

I also had a 'Mr Angry' who got really aggressive when he couldn't get it up. We were in his car and he confessed he was married and that maybe that's why he couldn't get it up.

He was shouting and hitting his cock and it was quite scary actually, I was so relieved when he dropped me back at my car.

He then messaged me the following day and asked to see me again and I declined and he then threatened to find out where I worked and come to my work place!!

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