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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This should make some entertains reading. Regale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching my penis in my zip

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't know if this counts but accidental cat claw in nipple

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By *earl1knit1Couple
over a year ago

east midlands

Slipping while ironing and hitting my cock with the iron....ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in the eye. Tamping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in the eye, somehow instantly formed a paste with my new eyelash extensions and resulted in quite a baldy eyelid for a few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs having such a powerful orgasm (twas by me ) that she tore a muscle inside.

Ended up at the docs as it caused her gyp and we had to lay off sex for a while for it to heal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it has to be a nasal sinus washout with a healthy dose of spunk - made I laugh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing up in my mouth during a blow job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapping the Banjo while attempting an unaided entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing up in my mouth during a blow job... "

Yes me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing up in my mouth during a blow job...

Yes me too! "

Oh... wait... on a separate occasion the same man came in my mouth just as I threw up in my mouth

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My ex!

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

you beat me to it Dirty Girl....my ex as well

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Falling off the operating table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having an accident during dp and a very powerful orgasm .. thank fk the dp was with ex and a toy as opposed to ex and a guy ...but still....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching a blokes cock with my high heel while changing positions!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

know of a girl who dropped a brown log when in the ohhhhhh mode......nooooooo

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't say in public but I'll think of some others in a bit

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I kicked out whilst orgasming once and put my head through the headboard and broke both the head board and my foot

I've also had a trip to the Drs for him to retrieve a condom that had fell off inside me and gone astray

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Condom came off inside n the guy had to go in with his hand to find out

Condom burst mid thrust

Farting while fkn with multiple orgasms

Just after having anal tipping, ran to loo,just in time

Going into a room with a could n my partner at the tine and despite saying no to the guy going down on me he still did while I was in my period. He sucked me dry (eewww)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in the eye, very nearly throwing up when giving a bj, my first anal experience (he just shoved himself in - no lube - just major pain accidently catching a cock with my teeth (oops) purposefully catching a cock with my teeth - ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting my period mid play with a total stranger in a club

He wasn't happy at all, I think it was his reaction that made if so bad rather than the fact it happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being d*unk and getting the wrong hole

Poor girl needed 3 stitches

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Never had a sexual mishap.......cuz I'm a lady haha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time meeting my mate's boyfriend I ended up having a d*unken quickie with his cousin in the en suite. Somehow slipped and broke his shower screen, and slashed my back open in the process. Was very obvious what we'd been up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex headbutted me in the face during and orgasm causing lots of blood/

I also have pretty weak knee muscles and whilst being a little ambitious postionwise had one dislocate, that sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me but I was at a club one night and a guy who was playing on the bed fell off backwards and cut his head open, the club had to call an ambulance and they took him to hospital in his towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"know of a girl who dropped a brown log when in the ohhhhhh mode......nooooooo"

some folks pay good money for that action...lol

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Coughing while ex was down on me.. fanny farted so hard I nearly blasted the poor bloke off his knees (took me ages to try and say it wasnt a fart, I was laughing so hard).....

Another ex hated me playing with myself. One day I was playing with myself while he was at work ( ) but forgot I had a tampon in. Had to wait for him to come home, to dig it out. He wasn't impressed.....

*scratches head* I think I've got off pretty lightly so far.. lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having a huge orgasm, I passed out (nerve pinched in my neck causing black-out) My husband thought I had died!

Came round and there were 2 paramedics strapping an oxygen mask on me! And I was still wearing my hussy outfit! Ohhh the shame!!

xx

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Getting a hair bobble we'd used as an emergency cock ring stuck round a penis.

Kicking someone so hard in the bollocks with a high heel that he lost his erection for the whole session.

Throwing up on someone's cock twice when they tried to push their cock further in my mouth.

Having a guy cum in his pants then make an excuse and throw me out grabbing clothes as I went.

Bouncing so vigorously that the hotel mattress flipped trapping the guy between the bed and the wall.

VCH coming undone with someone's tongue action. Took 20 minutes for him to get the bugger back in.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Staying at my girl friends now my wife years ago her parents were away tried to get her pissed got pissed my self the bed room was spinning sick every were did not take her cherry till the next day and yes that was without a drink

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Extremely D*unken rough sex with ex-wife mid period. Both of us hung-over to hell next day, mime seemed to go, hers just got worse. Eventually remembered sex.and was there a tampon? Shit! Shit! SHIT! Cue much fumbling before the string was eventually located and the offending article removed. Think we just about dodged TSS.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Having my kneecap pop out whilst riding and being flipped over onto all fours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny at all, and I hope it doesn't put a downer on a light hearted thread, but my ex had a cardiac arrest in front of me an hour afterwards

72 hours in a coma in intensive care, but she pulled through

Thank God for CPR, paramedics and the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know if this counts but accidental cat claw in nipple "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ring catching my cock during a furious hand job.

Had an actual two inch scab on my cock for a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injuring banjo whilst both really turned on and going for it. 2 weeks off sex while it healed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipping my balls in my tea while getting out of the bath

Takes tea bagging to a whole new level

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

After spliiting my reed halfway I was discussing with a mate what to do. We decided that I needed to find someone that was really tight, grit my teeth and go for it to get it to split the rest of the way. We decided that one of the girls at school was perfect, very tight, liked it rough and more importantly was a good mate so I rang her.

Being a bit embarrassed about the whole thing I launched into a long rambling explanation over the phone and then told her what I needed and would she help?

"I'm flattered you think I might be tight enough after two kids but wouldn't you rather speak to Karen?"

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. I was talking to her Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a blow job.... girl went down bit too much and spewed the smell of sick then resulted in me spewing over her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splitting my banjo Spring.

Claire

XX

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Don't know if this counts but accidental cat claw in nipple "

I feel your pain!

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By *vGinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Guildford

Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!"

Absolute classic can't stop laughing at this and all the others

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By *hyguyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Never had a sexual mishap.......cuz I'm a lady haha xxxx"

Oh gosh I've never had a sexual mishap either ... Cuz I'm a gentleman haha xxx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Missionary, pops out, hits my pubic bone, fractured penis.

High drama, rush to A&E, operation, stiches inside and out, no sex for quite some time.

Can have OP to restraighten it but will lose 2 inches.

Turns out he was a cheater too. Karma huh?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!"

Just remember we're all laughing WITH you, not AT you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!"

Brilliant so so funny

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!"

Oh my

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Missionary, pops out, hits my pubic bone, fractured penis.

High drama, rush to A&E, operation, stiches inside and out, no sex for quite some time.

Can have OP to restraighten it but will lose 2 inches.

Turns out he was a cheater too. Karma huh?"

Literal LOLs here

I guess his Mrs turned up at hospital then.. his face must have been a picture!! lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!"

At least it was something that is supposed to go up there! I've heard of all sorts having to be fished out, including toilet brushes and Buzz Lightyear models...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burn on my forehead and nose after d*unkenly falling to sleep in the doggy position

Explaining that was fun.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Missionary, pops out, hits my pubic bone, fractured penis.

High drama, rush to A&E, operation, stiches inside and out, no sex for quite some time.

Can have OP to restraighten it but will lose 2 inches.

Turns out he was a cheater too. Karma huh?

Literal LOLs here

I guess his Mrs turned up at hospital then.. his face must have been a picture!! lololol"

Nah, admitted it at hospital. Then asked doctors if there was a way he could explain his way out of it. Tosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slipped over in the shower while attempting a sexual position, broke the scream and boy did my head hurt

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The bed collapsed mid shag.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncing off the bed and landing on my back on the floor during a wild night of fun...

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

an ex had a really battered old car with no glove box, just a shelf there and put her foot on it and when she came pushed her leg out and ripped half the dash board off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out with a group of friends and it got late and it was just me and this friend of a friend left out. We were both pretty wasted and shard a taxi home. Any we ended u getting friendly in the taxi and I ended up going back to hers. We went up stairs, kissed and undressed and eventually I went down on her. It was going well, moans and groans and then she stops making a noise and starts to grind and wiggle about. I had her pinned down, she couldn't really move but wasn't really making much noise. This was odd I thought. Then suddenly one of her knees smacks into the side of my head and she rolls over and projectile vomited all over the place and a little on me. I ended up staying all night looking after her and making sure she was ok. However since then we never really spoke. Totes awks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bed collapsed mid shag......."

That happened on holiday with me and an ex. We had to go tell hotel reception for them to fix it. He he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing up in my mouth mid-fuck in Xtasia is up there somewhere. Running half naked across the dance floor trying to hold it in. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teen in a field on a groundsheet with gf. Missing the target and my cock going under the groundsheet into nettles. Ouch!

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

I travelled about 30 miles for a meet, the guy was gorgeous we got straight to it because we'd been talking for a while before the meet so the tension was high, he had a lovely cock...and then it all went wrong when we was vigorously stimulating my Gspot with his fingers and his nail must have caught me so it bled... He noticed and freaked out massively at the sight of blood. I went the toilet and the bleeding had stopped (only a slight nick) but he was too freaked out to carry on so off home I went, frustrated to death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a blow job off an ex and my foreskin got wedged in a gap between her teeth!!!!

Still bear the scar

Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing up in my mouth during a blow job...

Yes me too! "

Done this twice.... rum flavoured on one guy and then fresh orange on another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to Xtasia and before even getting to the club. We broke the bed and the radiator came off the wall. We got a refund for the room next day too.

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By *vGinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Guildford


"Several years ago I was having a night at a hotel in Essex and a guy I knew had been round for the evening. We'd had a great evening but after he left I was still feeling very horny and I decided to reach for my 7inch vibrator and poppers. That's when my embarrassing problem started. I started playing with my vibe and the mix of several drinks earlier and the poppers made me less cautious than usual. Well the inevitable happened and just as I was close to cumming, I pushed the vibe deep inside me and next thing I know I've "swallowed" it. Initially I didn't think much of it, I thought a quick trip to the loo and all would be sorted. How wrong was I. I probably got my closest insight into what women go through in child birth. I tried everything to remove the vibe but nothing was working. Due to the earlier drinks I was worried about going to a hospital and thought I'd leave it till the morning and perhaps nature would assist.

The following morning I went straight to the loo but again nothing happening so decision that a trip to A&E was necessary. Not a decision I wanted to make but knew it had to be done.

I arrived at a local A&E, went in and was relieved to see very few people in waiting room however the receptionist was an older lady behind a split glass screen. I tried to quietly explain that I had something stuck in me and that I needed help removing it. She struggled to hear me and understand what I was trying to say. After several minutes she eventually understood my problem but not before I'd had to raise my voice enough so that people in the car park were probably aware of what I'd been doing the previous night.

With few people waiting, I was taken through to a cubicle and had to explain to a nurse what had happened. I was given a gown to put on and she went to fetch a doctor. When they returned they had me turn on my side and they proceeded to have a good probe around and try and get the slippery vibe out. They were unsuccessful but I then had a procession of nurses and doctors all coming for a look and a go at trying to remove it. I honestly lost count of the number of people who had their hands up my backside that morning. Eventually it was agreed that I needed an xray to see how far they'd managed to push it in and after that I was taken to theatre, given general anaesthetic and had it removed. I woke up on a general ward with the vibe in a clear plastic bag on the night stand next to my bed staring at me. It went straight into a bin. All of this is true and was as embarrassing as it gets. I left the hospital at about 5pm walking like I'd just got off a horse. Never again!!

Absolute classic can't stop laughing at this and all the others "

Thanks for all the private messages, it is funny looking back at my mishap and hopefully a lesson to anyone else who gets carried away with their toys. Don't do it!!!

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over a year ago

Tearing my foreskin from the head...

That was sore for a couple of weeks.

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