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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so due to bordom while the better half is out, i thought I should regale a warning of the pain going in blind can have. After a good night out with friends, we all went back to ours not for kinky stuff there must of been about 15 of our friends. Then suddenly the horn hit, we rush upstairs and in a d*unk fit of over confidence, I decide against all logic and reason that I could get my cock in without any help, no hands just good old force. Even stranger I managed it, the utter suprise and sense of accomplishment last all of a millisecond, what replaced that feeling was pain, pure stinging agony. I flick the light on hoping to god it was in one peace. As the light flick on it was clear to see the problem, blood was spurting out of the banjo string area, as I collapsed onto the bed in what i thought might be my finale moments. The missus kindly went downstairs to invite said friends to view what I would describe as a low budget Exocist porn parody, as i lay incapacitated while blood flys up in the air from my gentlemans pen. Oh how they laughed. In the end the only lasting damage was toy reputation. But beware and take care. |
