FabSwingers.com forum: Regale us with your first fab meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for some funny, entertaining stories. How did yours go?

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Mine was actually really nice - but I have NEVER been so nervous going for a social drink in a normal pub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was crap but thankfully I have a good sense of humour and didn't let it put me off the whole scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointing. Lied about being married. Had his mother in law shouting his name from downstairs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined on the Tuesday, got pic verified on the Wednesday met my first couple and had my first 3sum on the Thursday! Probably my horniest meet ever

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine was a social which went very well and led to some great encounters

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

First day I joined I got over 100 messages, it was overwhelming! Chatted to a guy who invited me to Cham's. We got there and he promptly ditched me and went off into a room with a woman he knew! I was bloody pissed off and was going to go but then I met a tall black guy with literally the biggest cock I had ever seen! We went into a private room and had some fun ( told him to go easy with his massive tool!), so that cheered me up, then had a gorgeous MMF with 2 cute guys, so did have a great night. Never met up with the guy who took me there again, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined on the Tuesday, got pic verified on the Wednesday met my first couple and had my first 3sum on the Thursday! Probably my horniest meet ever

Craig David wrote a song about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first meet on our couples profile was a disaster. Arranged it last minute, which we refuse to do now, as a consequence.

Guy showed up to ours. Dog nipped at his ankles when he came in (they say animals are good judges of character!). I led him upstairs - after disentangling the dog from his trousers. We went into the bedroom where Anne was waiting. The guy proceeded to fuck her mouth for one minute - no foreplay! He then withdrew and, after putting on a condom (which I had to give, he hadn't brought any), he fucked Anne for one whole minute, so hard and inexpertly that she started to bleed. I didn't notice till he withdrew and took his condom off and started to fuck her mouth. As he did so, I - still fully clothed! - began to work her clit and entrance to her pussy. It was then I noticed the blood (it wasn't her period, btw), at which point the bloke came down Anne's throat and promptly left.

I didn't see him to the door. Sounds like the dog nipped him on the way out!

He did ask for a veri but we declined.

Three minute meet. Not good!

I hasten to add that he's not on here anymore!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was just really pleased when she opened the door and there stood this incredibly sexy lady and not some balding crotch scratching tosser of a man.

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Our first meet on our couples profile was a disaster. Arranged it last minute, which we refuse to do now, as a consequence.

I didn't see him to the door. Sounds like the dog nipped him on the way out!

He did ask for a veri but we declined.

Three minute meet. Not good!

I hasten to add that he's not on here anymore! "

Good God that's awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined on the Tuesday, got pic verified on the Wednesday met my first couple and had my first 3sum on the Thursday! Probably my horniest meet ever

Craig David wrote a song about that?"

It popped into my head while I was writing my post

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Our first meet was a social. Really nice couple, had a lovely chat over a few drinks.

First play meet was a total disaster, it was the other couples first meet as well, they were very nervous she was so d*unk by the time we moved to the bedroom that it was a total turn off and he just wanted to realise his fantasy of seeing two women kissing and then having a quick shag.

Thankfully it didn't put us off and we have had some brilliant meets with other couples since.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My first meet was a social in a hotel bar.

I wasn't nervous as I'm used to meeting new people. But I was totally paranoid about being overheard.

I was stunned when he kissed me. I'd not been kissed for years

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By *uper GranWoman
over a year ago

Lichfield

Can't say much more than he came in his pants in McDonalds and scarpered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say much more than he came in his pants in McDonalds and scarpered. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say much more than he came in his pants in McDonalds and scarpered. "

What did you do to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours was a single guy in a hotel. All going well, the Mrs was on top of him when he finished, then he proceeded to crawl around the hotel room floor for 10 minutes, as it turns out the Mrs hurt his back lol

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Em was nervous as hell and when the doorbell rang I must admit a few nerves went thru my body too. He was polite and we had a cup of tea to settle us down and we all agreed we should go ahead. They went upstairs and I followed a few mins later. Once she'd got rid of her nerves the things just flowed. She enjoyed it so much well be doing it again next week.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Not our first meet by a long way but the worst we had the guy had a fit never seen any one have a fit before me and Paul shit our selves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a social in a pub on my lunch. Was Kate back to work tipsy and had a few songs in the bus stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my first fab meet was an all day meet at mine with a really great guy, it went well, we fucked, watched TV, went to the pub, fucked again, bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late and snogs fuck me I'm sober honest

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

There is a link to the tale of our first Fab meet at the foot of our profile. It's a long read...but hopefully an exciting one!

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By *iscovMan
over a year ago

durham

Met up with a couple at their house but the hubby stayed downstairs and played video games (they were mid 20s) while I was upstairs with his wife all afternoon. I did find that a little strange. Also at one point she went down to make us a cuppa (what a woman) and she got fully dressed to go down and then undressed again when she came back up.

Maybe its just me that finds it funny as they are the only couple I have (almost) met up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet was a mmmf. The day after I joined.

Slut. Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet with a single fem. At it in the bedroom and a big crash behind me. Mr fell out the wardrobe with hes jeans around hes ankles and cock in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meet with a single fem. At it in the bedroom and a big crash behind me. Mr fell out the wardrobe with hes jeans around hes ankles and cock in hand

But did it put you off your stride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meet with a single fem. At it in the bedroom and a big crash behind me. Mr fell out the wardrobe with hes jeans around hes ankles and cock in hand

But did it put you off your stride?

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Nah i just watched my back

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine was lovely. I was nervous as hell, but managed not to knock anything over or fall over (which considering my usual nervy clumsiness was a miracle) and had a cracking time socially and once we found a hotel room. I grinned for about a week afterwards.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

First meet was great, put me at ease, chatted for an hour without any reference to sex.....just gossip. Made a great brew, and asked if wanted to stay for lunch. All in all, it was more of "two guys catching up" than a meet for fun, but that happened in the end, with him taking my anal virginity.....and all i can say about that is WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went round, took the back end out of her then went home, thats about it really

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

What's a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first was bad, but my second was really FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional dominatrix...with a wicked sense of humour, laughed as hard as we fucked...still say hi now and again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet with people on fab was before I arrived on fab. Two threesome's with couples and another lovely lady later on a club night.

First meet with someone I'd spoken to on fab beforehand was at a club also. No drama, but lots of sweaty lovely fun.

The most amusing was the police catching us dogging.

Lots of pleasant people and great memories

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

We agreed on a social-only first meet.

Met in a bar.

had a great time for a couple of hours.

Got a lift back to ours... invited them in for fun

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Some of these are both hilarious and horrifying! Good you all came back...

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By *angermiceCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Still haven't had an actual meet yet lol we are a combination of too scared, too shy, too fussy and too nervous lol obviously not a very good catch lol we will get there someday we hope lolxxxx

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Our first was an absolute disaster from start to finish - The following is completely and utterly true:

We met them at abfabs, our first time at a club too. They didn't tell us any of the following before we met or during the pre-chat, only after we actually went into a locked room with them.

SHE was insistent that her nipples could only be licked (not sucked, nibbled or anything similar) in a clockwise circle. Her clit could only be licked (not sucked, nibbled or anything similar) in an anti-clockwise circle. No rubbing on the clit using fingers or willy, no fingers or willy inserted, no kissing on any part of her.

HE said that you could not stroke his willy, only suck the tip, no touching his balls at all, no deep throat etc. No kissing.

We decided straight away to get out of the room as quick as possible, and we left the club as soon as the taxi arrived. We had a fairly long discussion that night back at the hotel and decided to give it one more go. 2 months later we returned to abfabs (just went, didn't arrange a meet or anything) and ended up in a 6 couple orgy in a full on, filthy as you like, sex-fest. We've never looked back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a different site,we looked at new members saw a lady and messaged her,3 days later we was in a hotel in st helens,i (male) was actually shaking with fear ,she walked into the hotel bar i bought her a drink and she sat at the table,we explained there was no pressure for sex to which she replied "i hope there is" 15 mins later we was in the room ,watching my wife take her first bi steps was divine, the sex was fantastic,we laughed had sex watched tv more sex etc,etc, to this day it is still for me our best meet,she was so gorgeous ffm is still my personal fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still haven't had an actual meet yet lol we are a combination of too scared, too shy, too fussy and too nervous lol obviously not a very good catch lol we will get there someday we hope lolxxxx "

Everyone starts somewhere. Just take it easy and don't put the pressure on yourselves.

Just because you're nervous or picky does not make you any less of a catch than anyone else.

Wishing you luck with your first time, and don't sweat it. Most people on fab are understanding and have probably been in the same position you are in now, therefore do their utmost to help you feel at ease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was OK, nothing spectacular, I think it helped me figure out exactly the kind of woman I want to meet from here!

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

My first Fab meet was everything I had been dreaming of. I had been messaging a couple for a while getting to know each other. This progressed to phone conversations with hubby. After a while he suggested that we should meet and a neutral location was chosen where I would be able to finally meet them both in the flesh. I arrived early, butterflies in my stomach and sat myself in the corner of the Hotel bar we had chosen. Shortly after, they arrived , him smart casual and her looking stunning in skin tight black trousers, ankle boots with killer heels and a semi transparent white blouse which left very little to the imagination. Introductions were made, drinks were ordered and we sat chatting away,about almost everything. it was like we had known each other for years. I had to excuse myself to visit the bathroom and on returning saw they were deep in conversation. She looked up at me smiling and said "We don't usually do this on a first meet but were wondering if you'd like to pop back to ours for a nightcap"? Jumped at their offer immediately and the rest is history. Suffice to say I left their house in the early hours grinning like a Cheshire Cat. A truly fantastic evening was had by all. Still meet them to this day, and as hard as I would've believed it each time it gets better!

Fab addict now!

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