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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What you all having peeps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does nobody feel like a drink tonight lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double rum and Coke. Dark rum. No ice. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double rum and Coke. Dark rum. No ice. Thank you. "
here you go madam, sorry for the delay I was cleaning my pumps,have these on the house

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pint of real ale please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale please. "
here you go sir,on the house

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pint of real ale please. here you go sir,on the house

Actually, I'd rather have it in the bar. And mr grumpy knickers, what's with the

Anyway, cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale please. here you go sir,on the house

Actually, I'd rather have it in the bar. And mr grumpy knickers, what's with the

Anyway, cheers!

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ive had one or two myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of lager for me this evening please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of lager for me this evening please

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coming up madam,any nuts with that?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters "
sure,ice and slice my love?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

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there you go, any nuts with that?

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

Pint of smooth please governor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of smooth please governor "
there you go sir,enjoy

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A double measure of a nice malt - laphroig or bowmore, splash of cold water, no ice !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double measure of a nice malt - laphroig or bowmore, splash of cold water, no ice !"
have a large one on the house,I'm looking for a door man,want a job?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Only if i have unrestricted access to the barmaids after we close !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if i have unrestricted access to the barmaids after we close !"
well I'm sure they wouldn't turn you down sir,you have the job

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just going to warm up my hot tub for later,won't be a sec

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Well if they do turn me down; Mrs Extraspice will have to stand in for them !

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By *j188Couple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"Only if i have unrestricted access to the barmaids after we close !"

Oi..no you can't. Thats my wife working behind the bar..unless you buy me a pint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

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sure I will have our doorman bring them over to you madam,is there anything else I can do for you?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

She said dishy ffs ... she wont accept it from me !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She said dishy ffs ... she wont accept it from me !"
im afraid you will have to be our waiter until anybody steps out of line later,here is a pink now tie enjoy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

sure I will have our doorman bring them over to you madam,is there anything else I can do for you?

No that's great thankyou,the doorman can see to my other needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

sure I will have our doorman bring them over to you madam,is there anything else I can do for you?

No that's great thankyou,the doorman can see to my other needs

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thankyou madam,just give me the wink should he not meet your needs

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

sure I will have our doorman bring them over to you madam,is there anything else I can do for you?

No that's great thankyou,the doorman can see to my other needs

thankyou madam,just give me the wink should he not meet your needs

I will indeed,will a replacement come with my second drink if he doesn't?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'."

Nuts and a private room,I think my mind may be wondering...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a Bacardi and please,whilst I'm answering the door to trick or treaters sure,ice and slice my love?

God yeah why not,it is a Saturday after all

there you go, any nuts with that?

Thanks... Yes please to nuts,can some dishy guy deliver them please

sure I will have our doorman bring them over to you madam,is there anything else I can do for you?

No that's great thankyou,the doorman can see to my other needs

thankyou madam,just give me the wink should he not meet your needs

I will indeed,will a replacement come with my second drink if he doesn't?

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im afraid it will have to be Madam until I get more staff

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I can multi task and i am sure as she is your best customer you would wish me to pander to her every need ! (however extreme) !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'.

Nuts and a private room,I think my mind may be wondering..."
i will show you my private hot tub later when mrs is out,it's out of bounds to all other staff,another drink?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I can multi task and i am sure as she is your best customer you would wish me to pander to her every need ! (however extreme) !"

My needs are very simple!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'.

Nuts and a private room,I think my mind may be wondering...i will show you my private hot tub later when mrs is out,it's out of bounds to all other staff,another drink?

Go on then you've twisted my arm. I will be slightly tipsy after 2 drinks so don't let me do anything untoward please!

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Feel free to express what they are and I will provide what you desire !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'.

Nuts and a private room,I think my mind may be wondering...i will show you my private hot tub later when mrs is out,it's out of bounds to all other staff,another drink?

Go on then you've twisted my arm. I will be slightly tipsy after 2 drinks so don't let me do anything untoward please!

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of course not madam, that's why we have a door man to sort you out if you get a bit naughty

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Sorting out sexy ladies is a speaciality of mine, boss; this one will be no problem .....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Lime and soda please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hands over the booze and nuts, stands awaiting further requests, speaks only to say-

'Anything I can do here Ma'am or do you wish to go to a private room'.

Nuts and a private room,I think my mind may be wondering...i will show you my private hot tub later when mrs is out,it's out of bounds to all other staff,another drink?

Go on then you've twisted my arm. I will be slightly tipsy after 2 drinks so don't let me do anything untoward please!

of course not madam, that's why we have a door man to sort you out if you get a bit naughty

That's a weight of my mind,I tend to do all manner of naughty things when under the influence,I completely let myself down. The shame the following day is my punishment though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorting out sexy ladies is a speaciality of mine, boss; this one will be no problem ..... "
thankyou hammer,I'm just going down the cellar to check on my security down there,won't be a tic

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Sorting out sexy ladies is a speaciality of mine, boss; this one will be no problem ..... "

Now when you say sorting out,how does that manifest itself exactly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone seen hubby?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

sorting out any kinky need you have, whether that is in the bar with an audience or in a private space to indulge your every whim and pleasure Ma'am.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Has anyone seen hubby?

He is in the cellar .... dunno who with !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's in that room again,isn't he?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Lime and soda please "

Mine will be Jack n please

Since it looks like Red is driving

Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lime and soda please

Mine will be Jack n please

Since it looks like Red is driving

Dick "
of course,would you guys like some ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi you,I told you none of this until the pub closes.

You have customers to serve.

Get your arse back behind the bar,or you know what will happen later.

Ok love I'm going up now

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mrs extra, i will take you upstairs whilst Mr actually works the bar !

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"sorting out any kinky need you have, whether that is in the bar with an audience or in a private space to indulge your every whim and pleasure Ma'am. "

Private space,I don't want to put anyone of their beer

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

As you wish Ma'am I am here to pleasure you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs extra, i will take you upstairs whilst Mr actually works the bar !

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but you have your personal customer to look after

right I have to pop out he's on his way

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes i have she is the focus of my attention !

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh can i have a gin and tonic please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Yes i have she is the focus of my attention !"

I'm sure you can multitask,you are a man after all. Oh hang on...that's women isn't it

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"What you all having peeps?

The landlords back in fabtown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm already d*unk so vodka?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm rather partial to a Bishops Finger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A turbo shandy please

oh! And get one for yaself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello all, sorry to keep you all waiting,the mrs was having a little word in my ear if you know what I mean.

Anyway you are all served and drinks are on the house for the rest of the night and a free jukebox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm already d*unk so vodka?!"
have a bottle on me

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I thought I was going to have to get my own then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm already d*unk so vodka?!have a bottle on me

Already there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was going to have to get my own then..."
anything for you my dear,I will join you in my little corner for a drink later

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I thought I was going to have to get my own then...anything for you my dear,I will join you in my little corner for a drink later

Ok,I'll be waiting sitting on my lonesome until you do. Anyone fancy sharing a bag of nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slips into the pub in the lounge to have a nose and nick some customers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was going to have to get my own then...anything for you my dear,I will join you in my little corner for a drink later

Ok,I'll be waiting sitting on my lonesome until you do. Anyone fancy sharing a bag of nuts?

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i will try and find my doorman my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Just a red wine for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

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there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a red wine for me please "
of course madam,is a merlot ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road). "
you need to go back to that bar and tell the punters where the real party is at,I've already had a little peek in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extraspice. Can you bring me a drink through, a large fireball in a pint of cider please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road). you need to go back to that bar and tell the punters where the real party is at,I've already had a little peek in there

Oi lol..it will be party central later

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Just a red wine for me please of course madam,is a merlot ok?

Perfect thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of hobgoblin real ale please!

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way over...here's you drink ...smoky bacon crisps to go with it?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road). "

Where's my drink and nuts I'm gagging here,I may need to have a little chat with your boss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of hobgoblin real ale please! "
on the house sir all night,free jukebox aswell

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink. "

About blinking time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of hobgoblin real ale please! on the house sir all night,free jukebox aswell

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

About blinking time!"

Speak to my boss, surely you can punish me yourself ! (he wont mind).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road).

Where's my drink and nuts I'm gagging here,I may need to have a little chat with your boss! "
is everything ok now madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gagging on nuts.. so was the bacon slicer earlier but that's a different story...

Enjoy your drink.Bottoms up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gagging on nuts.. so was the bacon slicer earlier but that's a different story...

Enjoy your drink.Bottoms up x"
is the pole greased up for our dancer later?

Has another quick brandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'll get on it right away guv....The lard still in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sneaking a peek*

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I am here, I was multi tasking (also covering the door at the bar down the road).

Where's my drink and nuts I'm gagging here,I may need to have a little chat with your boss! is everything ok now madam?

Yes thankyou,I've dealt with him myself

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"*sneaking a peek*"

Oi no sneaking peeking or the doorman will chuck you out ! (or in)

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

About blinking time!

Speak to my boss, surely you can punish me yourself ! (he wont mind). "

Ok bend over and take your punishment like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*

Oi no sneaking peeking or the doorman will chuck you out ! (or in) "

Haha, in preferably but just checking who's here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*"
oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

About blinking time!

Speak to my boss, surely you can punish me yourself ! (he wont mind).

Ok bend over and take your punishment like a man

Ha ha and i think i know how you would punish me ! or is that have me punished ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

Oh goodness yes..they are my ultmiate addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

Oh goodness yes..they are my ultmiate addiction

Plus a drink, anything decent haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

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I'm Frazzled.I quit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Door man,you can let all new customers know all the hot tubs a fired up now,so all ready to go,waiter will run up any requests

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes sir, message passed !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

Oh goodness yes..they are my ultmiate addiction

Plus a drink, anything decent haha"
you can have my blue eyed monster madam,that's only for vip's like yourself of course,is there anything else I can do do for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barkeep! Flagon o'Grog please and plenty of foam on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

I'm Frazzled.I quit

You can't quit, its too early in the evening

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I am still here, I never quit !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barkeep! Flagon o'Grog please and plenty of foam on top "
of course madam,nuts with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sneaking a peek*oh hello madam,what can I get you,would you like a packet of bacon frys on the house

Oh goodness yes..they are my ultmiate addiction

Plus a drink, anything decent hahayou can have my blue eyed monster madam,that's only for vip's like yourself of course,is there anything else I can do do for you?

Blue eyed monster hey, hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am still here, I never quit !"
hammer,is the pole greased for our dancer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barkeep! Flagon o'Grog please and plenty of foam on top of course madam,nuts with that?

Better not,they give me wind. A little neck massage would be nice though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barkeep! Flagon o'Grog please and plenty of foam on top of course madam,nuts with that?

Better not,they give me wind. A little neck massage would be nice though

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not a problem madam,would you like me to take you up to the hot tub?i think you will be more relaxed up there

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Stiff baccardi and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff baccardi and please"
a very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

About blinking time!

Speak to my boss, surely you can punish me yourself ! (he wont mind).

Ok bend over and take your punishment like a man

Ha ha and i think i know how you would punish me ! or is that have me punished ?"

Now there's an idea

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Stiff baccardi and pleasea very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

As it comes thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff baccardi and pleasea very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

As it comes thanks"
there you go madam,is there anything else I can get you?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Waiter reporting for duty...sorry I am late just got sacked by Tesco they caught me with my dick in the bacon slicer again...she got fired too.

there is a lady in the corner on her own that needs your service please

Slips another brandy down the hatch

Yoohoo over here

Sorry Ma'am .... here is your drink.

About blinking time!

Speak to my boss, surely you can punish me yourself ! (he wont mind).

Ok bend over and take your punishment like a man

Ha ha and i think i know how you would punish me ! or is that have me punished ?

Now there's an idea

Yes Ma'am .... bends over !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here you go hammer have a large brandy on me,you will need it after that spanking

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Here you go hammer have a large brandy on me,you will need it after that spanking

I am not sure its spanking she has in mind Sir.... but then i suppose i have to take what she gives, the customer is always right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here you go hammer have a large brandy on me,you will need it after that spanking

I am not sure its spanking she has in mind Sir.... but then i suppose i have to take what she gives, the customer is always right. "
pmsfl

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Stiff baccardi and pleasea very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

As it comes thanksthere you go madam,is there anything else I can get you?

well there is a matter of..............mmmm best keep that to myself

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Stiff baccardi and pleasea very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

As it comes thanksthere you go madam,is there anything else I can get you?

well there is a matter of..............mmmm best keep that to myself"

The staff here are her only to please ! dont keep it to yourself, we may be able to assist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff baccardi and pleasea very large stiffi coming up madam,ice and slice?

As it comes thanksthere you go madam,is there anything else I can get you?

well there is a matter of..............mmmm best keep that to myself"
your wish is my command madam,customers are always right

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Well I wouldnt mind a big cherry on a stick as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell bacon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I wouldnt mind a big cherry on a stick as well"
of course,you don't know anyone that can pole dance do you,our dancer is running late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I smell bacon?"
hes gone,now about that hot tub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Sambuca please and I hope the service is better in here then the lounge bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Sambuca please and I hope the service is better in here then the lounge bar

Hey what's wrong with my service

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Large bourbon on the rocks ,when your ready barman and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a sambucca!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of Sambuca please and I hope the service is better in here then the lounge bar

"
here is two bottles sir and a free private room and hot tub,enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Sambuca please and I hope the service is better in here then the lounge bar

Hey what's wrong with my service

I asked for a drink 10 minutes ago

so I come in here hoping for a quicker service oh and the pole dancers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a sambucca!!!!"
here is a bottle madam and a free hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large bourbon on the rocks ,when your ready barman and one for yourself

"
here you go madam on the house,and a free private room and hot tub when your more relaxed

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Give me a sambucca!!!!"

Sambucca delivered, but remember we have a dress code for this place, and that skirt is too long, i can't see your knickers (if you have any on).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Sambuca please and I hope the service is better in here then the lounge bar

Hey what's wrong with my service

I asked for a drink 10 minutes ago

so I come in here hoping for a quicker service oh and the pole dancers

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Here you go hammer have a large brandy on me,you will need it after that spanking

I am not sure its spanking she has in mind Sir.... but then i suppose i have to take what she gives, the customer is always right. "

Just brace yourself,you'll be fine,trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a sambucca!!!!

Sambucca delivered, but remember we have a dress code for this place, and that skirt is too long, i can't see your knickers (if you have any on)."

I lost mine two vodkas ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

"
nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

Now that would be a nice sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

Now that would be a nice sight"
here is another stiffi, sit back and relax and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a sambucca!!!!

Sambucca delivered, but remember we have a dress code for this place, and that skirt is too long, i can't see your knickers (if you have any on).

I lost mine two vodkas ago"
not in that pub next door I hope

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Large bourbon on the rocks ,when your ready barman and one for yourself

here you go madam on the house,and a free private room and hot tub when your more relaxed

thats very kind of you barman thank you. Its busy in here tonight is it usually this lively ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

"
sorted ladies all at the front row please!

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Give me a sambucca!!!!

Sambucca delivered, but remember we have a dress code for this place, and that skirt is too long, i can't see your knickers (if you have any on).

I lost mine two vodkas ago"

well the skirt is too long still, lift the hem or you will be asked to leave, we have rules i am afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large bourbon on the rocks ,when your ready barman and one for yourself

here you go madam on the house,and a free private room and hot tub when your more relaxed

thats very kind of you barman thank you. Its busy in here tonight is it usually this lively ?"
its actually very quiet tonight it get packed in here,we offer a sleep over or a private taxi home free of charge for our guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those seedy bars down Union Street? Hehe

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this one of those seedy bars down Union Street? Hehe "
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

"
another drink madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those seedy bars down Union Street? Hehe lmao

Tucked beside Jesters I reckon

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

"
come and sit with me her is another blue eyed monster enjoy,you might as well lock up the lounge bar for tonight,I have our private penthouse waiting for us after and we can have a natter in the tub, the mrs won't mind,she's on a date tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

come and sit with me her is another blue eyed monster enjoy,you might as well lock up the lounge bar for tonight,I have our private penthouse waiting for us after and we can have a natter in the tub, the mrs won't mind,she's on a date tonight

Oh damn but it would be her I'd be interested in

But u love the tub idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?"
of course,I will sit between yourself and fantasy

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

i best stand behind you ladies and make sure you behave, try to reach the dancer and i will restrain you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

Oh damn but it would be her I'd be interested in

But u love the tub idea

"
its cool,we have three of us now

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?of course,I will sit between yourself and fantasy

make yourself comfy and enjoy. I'll definitely be recommending the horny lion to everyone .such a friendly and accommodating place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i best stand behind you ladies and make sure you behave, try to reach the dancer and i will restrain you !"
thankyou hammer,another brandy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?of course,I will sit between yourself and fantasy

make yourself comfy and enjoy. I'll definitely be recommending the horny lion to everyone .such a friendly and accommodating place

"
well thankyou, your always welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're reserved me a seat for the show?

Oh damn but it would be her I'd be interested in

But u love the tub idea

its cool,we have three of us now

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripping music please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stripping music please

"
a bit of hot chocolate comeing up

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?of course,I will sit between yourself and fantasy

make yourself comfy and enjoy. I'll definitely be recommending the horny lion to everyone .such a friendly and accommodating place

well thankyou, your always welcome here

ah heres hubby .could we have a bottle of champagne please and that hot tub sounds good oh and make that 4 glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grease up the pole I believe I will be swinging on it in 20 minutes

nice one bud,should you need anything just ask,on the house

Just that all the lovely ladies have front row seats so they can catch my clothes as they come off

sorted ladies all at the front row please!

oh lovely front row centre stage ....ouch

carefull kicking off that shoe while pole dancing, you'll have someones eye out

another drink madam?

thank you dont mind if i do. Will you join me barman ?of course,I will sit between yourself and fantasy

make yourself comfy and enjoy. I'll definitely be recommending the horny lion to everyone .such a friendly and accommodating place

well thankyou, your always welcome here

ah heres hubby .could we have a bottle of champagne please and that hot tub sounds good oh and make that 4 glasses

"
of course the best on the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right last orders please,all sambucas in hand.

Down the hatch

Happy Halloween everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Call again next week

All a good laugh peeps

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Sir i must commend you on an excellent establishment and first class service we shall

most definitely be returning here.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"i best stand behind you ladies and make sure you behave, try to reach the dancer and i will restrain you !"

How do you intend doing that when you're going to be tied to a chair

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"i best stand behind you ladies and make sure you behave, try to reach the dancer and i will restrain you !"

How do you intend doing that when you're going to be tied to a chair

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"i best stand behind you ladies and make sure you behave, try to reach the dancer and i will restrain you !"

How do you intend doing that when you're going to be tied to a chair

Oh does that mean the pubs closed

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