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whos got the smallest cock on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i win hands down lol ... joke just thought id put it up since we all asking about biggest boobs and cock hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i win hands down lol ... joke just thought id put it up since we all asking about biggest boobs and cock hehehehehe "
......i win hands down, you think hahah

* creeps round graveyard *

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Jeremy Beadle used to have a little cock...but on the other hand is was quite big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Beadle used to have a little cock...but on the other hand is was quite big."

Oooh thats naughty xx

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

That'll be me then. I'll be the only bloke on here to admit to having just a 6 incher. By all account everyone else's is much bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6" here too lol I has what I has and no more xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6" here too lol I has what I has and no more xx"

Tell you what Justin... At least noone calls you Tin Tin...

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have 5 inch A. lol Does that make me the winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6" here too lol I has what I has and no more xx

Tell you what Justin... At least noone calls you Tin Tin... "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren't they called watches tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha,,,, I’ve no idea who has the smallest cock on the site…but I could point at a whole heap of self proclaiming straight blokes who don’t have enough balls to admit their true bisexuality…… but of course I wont,,,,, because I’m far to polite…and anyway,,,, it would be a violation of site rules…..!!!!

Oh now stop, before ya get all bent out of shape,,,,,

I’m well aware there are some people who think there are valid reasons making it acceptable to have a misleading profile…..….

but Yaeh yeah yeah…… we’ve all heard them before,,,,,,,

so before ya start…..shhhhhh….because this thread is only meant to be about men with titchy cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently 5.7" is the average for a UK willy.

Of course guys with "massive" ones tend to measure incorrectly... start from their anus or something

quite old now but a good read:

http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it may be small but there is 16 stone to knock the fucker in with hahahah

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By *ohnsusCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"apparently 5.7" is the average for a UK willy.

Of course guys with "massive" ones tend to measure incorrectly... start from their anus or something

quite old now but a good read:

http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html

"

Isn't that up their anus rather than from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://nottingham.gumtree.com/nottingham/04/66073304.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vulva is what the penis starts life out in the womb. Apparently we all start off physically female in the womb then after a certain amount of time hormones kick in and make it all turn boy like!

It's one reason why you get Aphrodites, the process didn't complete/go quite right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra threw me out yesterday as she was so disgusted at catching me measuring the size of my cock.

It just reached the back of her sister's throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vulva is what the penis starts life out in the womb. Apparently we all start off physically female in the womb then after a certain amount of time hormones kick in and make it all turn boy like!

It's one reason why you get Aphrodites, the process didn't complete/go quite right."

I think you mean hermaphrodites lol

Aphrodites was the greek goddess of love, beauty and sexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the size of the wand - but the magic in it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the size of the wand - but the magic in it !"

Reminds me of a woman we met at a club a while back:

As I pulled my cock out, she laughed and said, "It's tiny."

I said, "It's not about the size, it's what you do with it that matters."

She said, "That's very true."

I said, "Well go on then, show me what you can do with it."

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By *abeandhimCouple
over a year ago

Chester

we know a male friend who has only 2inchs when full erect but knows how to make up for it with oral om fem, and no he's not on here, lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"It's not the size of the wand - but the magic in it !

Reminds me of a woman we met at a club a while back:

As I pulled my cock out, she laughed and said, "It's tiny."

I said, "It's not about the size, it's what you do with it that matters."

She said, "That's very true."

I said, "Well go on then, show me what you can do with it.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't know if mine is big or small? but i got big balls for some reason.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Hopefully not the smallest but I'd say mine is decidedly average. Although it is bloody cold at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too"

Length or girth...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too

Length or girth...?"

Both!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too"

It was meeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too"

Bloody good on him I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too

Bloody good on him I say "

He was a real sweetie actually and was not ashamed of it either, I thought good on you and was happy to wear a strapon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6" here too lol I has what I has and no more xx

Tell you what Justin... At least noone calls you Tin Tin... "

Or Is It In :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's someone on here with a 2 inch one and even says so on his profile too

It was meeeeee! "

You bin at the penis pump again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of contenders about as confirmed by the newly uploaded pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be me...mines inverted!

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent


"apparently 5.7" is the average for a UK willy.

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5 ft 7 sounds like a pretty *huge* cock to is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have but don't take it out the drawer much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently 5.7" is the average for a UK willy.

5 ft 7 sounds like a pretty *huge* cock to is lol "

Heh, you'd pass out if you had a python like that and got an erection! (Alabama Black Snake?)

I'm bored with mine at the moment...

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

Pmsl mines only 2" as well, Off the floor when standing on a chair, lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When dogging I once met a guy with 3". At first I thought it was just due to the cold, so tried to warm it up with a spot of oral, when it just stayed hard, but didn't grow I was a bit lost as to what to do for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 inchs

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By *Young123Man
over a year ago

Crewe

This is my kind of thread...i'm pretty tiny tbh. O well, it is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.5 inches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, so when measuring cock size, should one measure the length on the top of the cock or underneath....because there will be a difference in length!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The standard seems to be to measure along the top of the cock, from the point where it leaves the abdomen. As others point out, some seem to measure underneath, from their anus, or even further back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of better things to do with an erect cock other than to get the tape measure out who cares about the size, surely it's who's behind it that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies my cock not big but not small hope you don't mind ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies my cock not big but not small hope you don't mind ladies "

Is this what you PMd to tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies my cock not big but not small hope you don't mind ladies

Is this what you PMd to tell me? "

He will be asking for anal soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it relative in terms of the size of the hole you're putting it in?

Surely it's relative also to the person you're with at the time and whether or not they've had 'big' or 'small' ones?

I'm above average...

But still can't get a meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say, I've never received any complaints!

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