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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry i just couldnt come up with a catchy title!

I was just having a wee searchette and came across this orgy pic where a woman is squatting on a wine bottle , cant quite see which oriffice its in but its well and truly lodged there.

Anyway i wondered why someone would post a pic like that, is it ..

a) To show us folks that this woman comes with handy bottle storage?

b) A new recycling initiative? c) To show shes game for a laugh? Or d) Did she slip whilst doing the hokey y and get impalled on a bottle recklessly discarded on the shag pile?

I shall mull this over all day now.....

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

mmm could you just elaborate, which way round was the wine bottle?

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one somewhere with a fem who has a lit candle up her arse....laughed for hours at that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG it was spouty end up! Right im on a mission to find strange pics now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen with loads of candles in and one with a baseball in her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure if you google it you will find lol oh the oddest pic ive seen is a woman with a barbie in her pussy and in each pic she pulls it out abit at a time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol"

saw a pic once ov a guy with his HEAD up her, if not real some fantastic camera trickery cos it looked real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a couple we used to chat to.. seemed dead nice, we got along ok through chat etc.. and were on the verge of meeting, then one day he sent us a few pics of this lovely woman with all sorts inserted.. bottles wine and spirits lol even a can of cola.. point being it put me right off and killed it... Strange maybe but just put me right off there and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You wanna work where I do.....you see many strange items lodged in various orifices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna work where I do.....you see many strange items lodged in various orifices "

Please don't now tell me your a nurse... and you happen to have one of those older style uniforms, with the little sleeve cuffs and the hat .. Phhwoooooor

Yes sad.. but its sunday and my minds running riot from no play lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of a couple we used to chat to.. seemed dead nice, we got along ok through chat etc.. and were on the verge of meeting, then one day he sent us a few pics of this lovely woman with all sorts inserted.. bottles wine and spirits lol even a can of cola.. point being it put me right off and killed it... Strange maybe but just put me right off there and then.

"

Yeah lol,we know what you mean.

We were once contacted by a couple and they had pic's of her with can's and gym drink bottle's up her arse and fanny.

Noooooo way Jose! It didn't do a thing for us.Obviously big but not very clever.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol

saw a pic once ov a guy with his HEAD up her, if not real some fantastic camera trickery cos it looked real"

Saw a video of it...she just lay back, opened her bits by the lips and in he went...you could still hear him saying MMMMMMMMmmm whilst he was in there up to the neck!....ewwwwww but funny

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

people do the funniest things eh!! pmsl!!!

yep i have seen a few no no's whee i work lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol

saw a pic once ov a guy with his HEAD up her, if not real some fantastic camera trickery cos it looked real

Saw a video of it...she just lay back, opened her bits by the lips and in he went...you could still hear him saying MMMMMMMMmmm whilst he was in there up to the neck!....ewwwwww but funny "

not seen a video of it, but think the pic was on rotten.com a while back. think they have stopped with the porno pics now which is a shame but if you no which video it is would love to see it purely to see how she does it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol

saw a pic once ov a guy with his HEAD up her, if not real some fantastic camera trickery cos it looked real"

for research purposes can you pointme in the direction of the said man...psml

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"You wanna work where I do.....you see many strange items lodged in various orifices

Please don't now tell me your a nurse... and you happen to have one of those older style uniforms, with the little sleeve cuffs and the hat .. Phhwoooooor

Yes sad.. but its sunday and my minds running riot from no play lol."

I thought you knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it was to show us "she didnt lose her bottle"...lol even im laughing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For research purposes can you point me in the direction of the said picture

Thanks lol

saw a pic once ov a guy with his HEAD up her, if not real some fantastic camera trickery cos it looked real

Saw a video of it...she just lay back, opened her bits by the lips and in he went...you could still hear him saying MMMMMMMMmmm whilst he was in there up to the neck!....ewwwwww but funny

not seen a video of it, but think the pic was on rotten.com a while back. think they have stopped with the porno pics now which is a shame but if you no which video it is would love to see it purely to see how she does it!!!"

wait one will see if i can email you the link lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on its way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"on its way lol"

Ooooh can you mail it to me as well please.....I could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

certainly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on its way lol

Ooooh can you mail it to me as well please.....I could do with a laugh "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there you go ladies...sent

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

LMFAO that can't be real!!!! I notice she had a hairy muff! thats disgusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMFAO that can't be real!!!! I notice she had a hairy muff! thats disgusing "

not the fact she is swallowing a head, but the fact she has a hairy muff! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just watched this again with my missus. both of the opinion that if you watch closely you dont actually see her whole body. could be prosthetics that are being used here.

either way real ot not, WOW!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the flesh looked like prosthetics but then ive never seen it stretched to that before lol

Just made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ang on can u send us the link pls too goto see this like

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"You wanna work where I do.....you see many strange items lodged in various orifices "

Dont tell em please....pleeeeeease....xx

You did promise....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"You wanna work where I do.....you see many strange items lodged in various orifices

Dont tell em please....pleeeeeease....xx

You did promise....xxx"

I always keep my promises Debz so you're safe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try searching for 'goatse', but only if you have some mind-bleach handy.

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By *dward and WallisCouple
over a year ago

lincoln

If you are really into this form of "pleasure" try clubgape.com Look out for the female who can smoke a cigar and it comes without a government health warning on the dangers of smoking

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By *ust_PhilMan
over a year ago

Worksop

To be fair, as a man with modest endowment, any picture with an object thicker than a pencil inserted would probably mean I aint going to touch the sides here so why meet?! On a serious note now, I have no idea what kind of personal image about herself the female is trying to convey to her audience, (although I can think of one lol).

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My eyes feel dirty....

Not seen anything that bad since the Japanese live baby eels squirting video.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd not advise you to look up 'tub girl' then

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

wish I had'nt looked at some of those ouch prolapses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just seen tub girl vid feel sick hope she has lots of bleech how did she figure out she had this gross talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a video? I've only ever seen the photo's, and that was enough for me. Put me right off me Bovril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a video? I've only ever seen the photo's, and that was enough for me. Put me right off me Bovril"
bovirl is minging anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG lol bless them... they think its totally attractive and a turn on ey?? LESS IS MORE guys... party tricks like that 1 should be used in the party/meet lol well thats what i think!!! not used to violate urself on web sites? wooopsie..hehe x (keep it up) use 2 bottles next time babe!!! joking)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the original question re the wine , could it be the she forgot the corkscrew , or even worse u know what women are lke with anything screw top , i find trapping it in the door usually unscrews most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...if u want strange ive seen a live jellied eel making its way up a ladies crack ! strangely alluring lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if the bottle isnt empty and she rolls onto her back and the wine goes up her pussy, does that mean she is technically pissed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...id be more worried that she was that turned on she had a vacuum seal with the bottle and couldnt remove it afterward......tad embarassing at A & E

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