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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do so many "grown men" on here come across as kevin and perrys...do guys REALLY find it that hard to get their leg over???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a jam sandwich Mrs Patterson?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Seems so, but it's because a lot of them don't act like grown men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i wanna do is do it LOL

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Ahhh, moving on from calling the people on this site classless to dissing the competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All i wanna do is do it LOL"

and put like that is what puts a lot of women off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Especially when they let their penis think for them and let it write both their profile and messages.

A lot of complaints on here could be avoided if *some* men had a solo session prior to messaging anyone. (Dont forget to wash your hands before typing)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhh, moving on from calling the people on this site classless to dissing the competition. "

Nice to meet fans/stalkers in situ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be grown up and not comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All i wanna do is do it LOL

and put like that is what puts a lot of women off "

Yes and i was qouting the song in the film as a joke, not all single males are kevin and perry stereotypes ,just some have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a grown man told me the other night, "Men don't grow up, they just get bigger."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ahhh, moving on from calling the people on this site classless to dissing the competition.

Nice to meet fans/stalkers in situ"

Neither, thank you. Just wondering why you are on a site you obviously don't enjoy.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll be grown up and not comment! "

Says the man covered in kids' fridge magnets

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Ahhh, moving on from calling the people on this site classless to dissing the competition.

Nice to meet fans/stalkers in situ

Neither, thank you. Just wondering why you are on a site you obviously don't enjoy."

I wonder that about him too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well "

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"As a grown man told me the other night, "Men don't grow up, they just get bigger.""

I saw a greeting card a few years ago, one of those where they've taken a jolly pic from the 50s and added modern captions.

It was a boy toddler sat on his Mum's lap saying "When I grow up I want to be a man."

His Mum said "don't be silly dear you can't do both."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhh, moving on from calling the people on this site classless to dissing the competition.

Nice to meet fans/stalkers in situ

Neither, thank you. Just wondering why you are on a site you obviously don't enjoy."

I enjoy certain aspects of it...but thanks for the concern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not come across a Kevin or Perry on here. Maybe I've been lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem!.... nothing wrong with the Perry's out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT"

Sorry but that's just bollocks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Why does other guys activities bother you so much? And for you information most of the ladies on here don't listen to the bullshit and if the guys haven't learnt that by now they never will.

And here endeth the lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not come across a Kevin or Perry on here. Maybe I've been lucky."

Yeah me either. I feel like I'm missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT"

Ok I will replace most to a large number of Men, And I include me in that comment, I have a preference and I wont just sleep with anyone just to get my leg over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not come across a Kevin or Perry on here. Maybe I've been lucky."

More Jay from the inbetweeners!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT"

Do you mean you are this miserable and moany in real life jeeeeez you must be hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few ladies cum across me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does other guys activities bother you so much? And for you information most of the ladies on here don't listen to the bullshit and if the guys haven't learnt that by now they never will.

And here endeth the lesson "

Why do you think they "bother" me...its a forum..by definition you raise a subject matter and people can comment you tend not to 'try' and psychoanalyse the forum users...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP.... I find rhe generalisation in the 2 names a bit disrespectful of people with said name.

Please delete as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT

Do you mean you are this miserable and moany in real life jeeeeez you must be hard work "

Well madam you can rest well knowing moany or not you are not on my list of people i'd like to moan with..))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not come across a Kevin or Perry on here. Maybe I've been lucky.

More Jay from the inbetweeners! "

Lol he creeps me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately, such people allow others to bask in a warm glow of superiority, hey OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a grown man told me the other night, "Men don't grow up, they just get bigger."

I saw a greeting card a few years ago, one of those where they've taken a jolly pic from the 50s and added modern captions.

It was a boy toddler sat on his Mum's lap saying "When I grow up I want to be a man."

His Mum said "don't be silly dear you can't do both.""

My son says that men do not grow up, their toys just get bigger. I agree! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fortunately, such people allow others to bask in a warm glow of superiority, hey OP? "

Well if thats the case theres a constant "glow" on here...hey user.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a grown man told me the other night, "Men don't grow up, they just get bigger.""

Most men stop maturing when they reach the age they learn what the other use of their penis is..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There's a distinct lack of grown up behaviour in here... sort it out people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a distinct lack of grown up behaviour in here... sort it out people. "

Grown ups don't always behave as grown ups

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"There's a distinct lack of grown up behaviour in here... sort it out people.

Grown ups don't always behave as grown ups "

No shit!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT

Do you mean you are this miserable and moany in real life jeeeeez you must be hard work

Well madam you can rest well knowing moany or not you are not on my list of people i'd like to moan with..))"

Well that's a relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a grown man told me the other night, "Men don't grow up, they just get bigger."

I saw a greeting card a few years ago, one of those where they've taken a jolly pic from the 50s and added modern captions.

It was a boy toddler sat on his Mum's lap saying "When I grow up I want to be a man."

His Mum said "don't be silly dear you can't do both."

My son says that men do not grow up, their toys just get bigger. I agree! Lol"

. I'm confused because my toys or getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why some of us don't have a problem on this site.

Thanks for taking one for the team, OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a jam sandwich Mrs Patterson? "

Literally made me LOL

Might have to watch Kevin and Perry Go Large this evening!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"For most Men I would say they have a preference on a type of Woman they want to be with, The problem is finding a Woman that you like but which you fit into their preference as well

Rubbish!!!...'most' men on fab would jump at almost any offer they get...they say they wouldn't but unfortunately honesty is rare on here..men will say what they think a woman wants to hear with hope to come across as a catch...or get in some knickers..

i dont apologise for my honesty nor will i drip feed anyone bullshit...it's far too easy online to become someone you're NOT"

Heheeheee. Fooking right!!

The amount of times I see people writing some horse dung on here baffles me. I simply smile to myself (Poirot style) and move on. Arse lickers to the core, I call them. If people/ men were soooo " nice" in reality, not a single thing would go awry.

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