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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think you may have just shot yourself in the foot with those comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the women come flocking now OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Do you imagine denigrating the ladies on this site will endear you to the ones you find 'smart' and 'lovely'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol "
virgins

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Well as your profile says I can - you are a bit of a twat.

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Doh!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It does appear a lot of men have a poor opinion of women.

OP has just made his public.

Good luck with that

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

How to win friends and influence people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? The more profiles I read, the more I find people who come from Greece and have a thirst for knowledge. Some even study sculpture at St Martin's College, where I caught their eye. Quite a few whose dads are loaded so I can get them to buy me rum and .

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Luckily the genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side don't meet fools

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

What goes on in some peoples heads to post this sort of thing?

Nevermind- it will hopefully lead to more meets for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one of those sub categories are you hoping to attract ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my observations...

I'm a bored single mum, who hardly gets out during sociable hours wish i had better alternatives to looking on the internet for sex because...

I'm finding it's mostly desprados or unattractive guys online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really? The more profiles I read, the more I find people who come from Greece and have a thirst for knowledge. Some even study sculpture at St Martin's College, where I caught their eye. Quite a few whose dads are loaded so I can get them to buy me rum and . "

Pmsl

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It does appear a lot of men have a poor opinion of women."

Definitely a lot of men on here. Doesn't bode well really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also a chav and a cunt, don't even care any more. Got past that age of giving a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like a chauvinist pig to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to live like common people

I want to do whatever common people do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok OP you can leave if you want and go join pof you might have more luck there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do enjoy the forums it saves on the block and delete process reading posts like this. Carry on the good work op your doing an amazing job

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Can't stop chuckling... The OP has got me down to a tee in his opening post. I'm not a chav.. But the rest is spot on!

Single bored mum with fake boobs, nails and tan. Good job im freakin awesome as well tho eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

With an attitude like that you are one of the 95% you talk about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to live like common people

I want to do whatever common people do"

Must admit to have just caught myself humming that ..now i know why

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Can't stop chuckling... The OP has got me down to a tee in his opening post. I'm not a chav.. But the rest is spot on!

Single bored mum with fake boobs, nails and tan. Good job im freakin awesome as well tho eh??

Funnily enough I should add that those that have met me know im far from high maintenance and totally down to earth. So maybe the OP shouldn't judge a book by its cover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha.....you were there too

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Just meet them then. Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have to say, all the ladies I have met on this site have been nothing short of delightful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Sorry op but what a complete and utter loads of bollocks!!

The only commonality amongst the single females on the site is that (one would hope) we enjoy sex and are broad minded about it!

In all other aspects (height, weight, personality, intellect etc) we are simply a cross-section of society!

Kind regards - the 'up for it' chav!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Way to go on selling yourself OP!

Name calling and profile critique when not requested isn't appropriate though... keep it the right side of the line please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol "

Housemates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead balloon OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought but... you may want to post a subject line that doesn't have a spelling mistake in it before labelling 95% of the site as chavs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And couples who like to swing.

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol "

I can think of a few choice terms for those ones.....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol

I can think of a few choice terms for those ones....."

Like what?

Plenty of genuinely single females, myself included, don't accommodate - and many couples don't accommodate - so why the presumption that any single male who won't welcome virtual strangers into his home must be a cheating bastard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol "

In a relationship! They can't accom cos they all 'flat share'

So many cheating guys on here is unreal

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

I am a single mum, but not bored - I have a career and limited time for idioms (hence I screen out lots of men on here), no fake boobs, no fake tan, no fake nails or nail varnish -and certainly not a chav .... I don't lower my standards for anyone and I don't accommodate because I have children, not housemates - just because men don't accommodate, they are married and just because won't don't, they have kids? Lots of assumptions from everyone here ...

You know who I feel sorry for? The women who have already met the OP - was he really that bad?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol

I can think of a few choice terms for those ones....."

Me too....

Single but not wanting people knowing where I live and prefer meeting in clubs, like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

So can you not be a single mum and a smart and lovely with a naughty side

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'll take 2 from the top, 1 from the middle and 1 from the bottom please

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

OP, sing along with the common people,

Sing along and it might just get you through,

Nothing wrong with the common people,

Nothing wrong, even though they're laughing at you, and the stupid things that you do.......

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That's me out; I went to the supermarket today without treating it as an adventure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend we never went to school ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Just meet them then. Easy

Next"

We don't meet guys like the OP though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

So can you not be a single mum and a smart and lovely with a naughty side

I'm high maintenance with fake nails and tan so apparently I can't be smart and lovely either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put kettle on!Biccy anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

need a ladder ?

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By *otAnInternetKillerMan
over a year ago

Preston

You win the internet today, hahaha!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

They should probably cut their hair, get a job, rent a flat above a shop....

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

I take it that you're not looking to meet anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend we never went to school ?"

Yes ok.I'll wear my tracksuit and bring my staffy.(I have both and I also have a degree but for the sake of allowing the Op to be judgemental,i'll play along!)

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"From my observations...

I'm a bored single mum, who hardly gets out during sociable hours wish i had better alternatives to looking on the internet for sex because...

I'm finding it's mostly desprados or unattractive guys online.

Gob-smacked!!

I'll just go find a bridge to jump of now shall I.

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By *otAnInternetKillerMan
over a year ago

Preston

We have both got single profiles and our couple profile. Biggest time wasters, non-profile reading spammers are single blokes! Yes, the single female can be illusive, but no need to go on an insulting rant on the forums. What a hero...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulling up a chair for this one

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I want to live like common people

I want to do whatever common people do"

We could all meet up in the year 2000 to.

Oh... Hang on, year 2000 has been and gone. Maybe we should just meet up at 20:00 somewhere someday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought but... you may want to post a subject line that doesn't have a spelling mistake in it before labelling 95% of the site as chavs. "

Spelling is nothing to do with whether someone is a chat or not. I know some incredibly smart hard working folk who don't own a tracksuit or a gold chain who can't spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

You are a classy gentleman arent you

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Most men on here think its dial a fuck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh how did I miss this

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Most men on here think its dial a fuck "

And you find that you've organised,

Your feelings, for people

Who didn't like you then,

And do not like you now,

But still you say....

(I like this thread.

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

I am glad I only met the later category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought but... you may want to post a subject line that doesn't have a spelling mistake in it before labelling 95% of the site as chavs.

Spelling is nothing to do with whether someone is a chat or not. I know some incredibly smart hard working folk who don't own a tracksuit or a gold chain who can't spell.

Think you've completely missed the point. It's about throwing stones if you live in a glass house...

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

Well OP, when you start your next thread give me a shout to get my popcorn & chair ready please.

The comedy value of this thread is er....er, priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the Op not been back yet ?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Has the Op not been back yet ?"

No but he's hidden his profile since he posted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha not the way to win brownie points pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with a lot of threads some are best left as thoughts not words on a page.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the Op not been back yet ?"

Nope...perhaps a classic grenade post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the Op not been back yet ?

Nope...perhaps a classic grenade post!"

Precisely what I was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I agree* with the OP!

(*I don't)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least we can spell common

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Good one; and whatever your purpose was to be on this site must now have taken a dramatic shift

I can sense a "I can't get any meets" coming up soonish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm none of those. Ignored again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...if we make an effort ..Ha ve our nails done to look manicured ...and have a tan to look and feel healthy ..we are not smart ??? Hmmmm.......

Good,luck on here !

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

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If your reading this OP then the few genuine smart girls don't come on the forums so looks like all the high maintenance fake chavs are yours have fun looking at the tumble rolling across your inbox

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By *edbeard420Man
over a year ago

Clermont county

This is like watching a train wreck. Op threw himself right onto the tracks. Its a fab suicide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Such style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about the do called single guys that can't accommodate.

lol

I can think of a few choice terms for those ones.....

Like what?

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow - It amazes me how many men don't actually like women on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

Bet you're looking forward to all the meets this post is going to get you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny SueTV/TS
over a year ago

folkestone

'Common People'

The word 'common People' comes from feudal times. Common people were merely people who had the rightful access to common land or manorial waste ground. Hence being called common people.

People on lower ranks were called Cottagers. The term meaning cottage or small dwelling with a roof. The 'Cottagers Act' in 1557 made it illegal for cottagers to erect dwellings on Common Land or manorial Waste Ground. Cottagers were referred to as the lowest of the low people without land or property and who use to roam the land.

In actual fact there is no difference between Cottages of feudal times and travellers of todays time who park their caravans illegally on other peoples land without permission.

Gays often use the term Cottaging but if they were aware of the origin of this word then they would not use it because it refers to the lowest of the low.

Sue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most common attributes on here seem to be people jumping to conclusions and judging people when they don't know them and have made no attempt to get to know them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, let me explain....

The "genuine, smart girls" look for erudite, charming men who converse respectfully with them, and who know how to spell and use basic punctuation.

We have standards; you're not meeting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is different. If everyone was the same the world would be crap. Everyone has different lives and conditions they live in shouldn't bother anyone at all. If you don't like them move on simple. I'm open to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It does appear a lot of men have a poor opinion of women.

Definitely a lot of men on here. Doesn't bode well really."

....and when I am at a swingers club, the men are so attentive and seem interested in everything I have to say y - could it be they want to get into my knickers?????

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Now now, I'm sure he had something in mind when posting, let's not rush to judgement.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"What are the most common attributes for this site

_ranimallxl5 there are plenty of other sites that wont welcome you either.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

He is hardly going to get the 'meets' he was hoping with a hidden profile. Me and I bet thousands of other women were queuing up patiently but cannot send him a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most common attributes on here seem to be people jumping to conclusions and judging people when they don't know them and have made no attempt to get to know them !"

That works both ways. Both the OP and the people bitching about him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most common attributes on here seem to be people jumping to conclusions and judging people when they don't know them and have made no attempt to get to know them !

That works both ways. Both the OP and the people bitching about him."

So I was right to conclude people jumping to conclusions was a common attribute ? Way to go me !

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"The most common attributes on here seem to be people jumping to conclusions and judging people when they don't know them and have made no attempt to get to know them !

That works both ways. Both the OP and the people bitching about him.

So I was right to conclude people jumping to conclusions was a common attribute ? Way to go me !

That too is jumping to conclusions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the most common attributes for this site

It seems a lot of the single ladies are: single bored mums or chavs just up for it

Or very high maintenance, fake naiks tan, boobs

And a few genuine smart, lovely girls with a naughty side.

"
hey I don't always air on the side of saying the right thing but this maybe isn't the way to win and influence but on a lighter note you guessed it ,tie a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree its been 1 long year do you still love me

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

That ain't gonna get you balls deep in pussy. Just eyes deep in shit on a forum.

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By *otty69Couple
over a year ago

bedford

Like to think we every day normal people, thats how we see areselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, let me explain....

The "genuine, smart girls" look for erudite, charming men who converse respectfully with them, and who know how to spell and use basic punctuation.

We have standards; you're not meeting them. "

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