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By *inkybuggers OP   Couple
over a year ago

leicester

Anybody done it? Any delivery guys on here been seduced when they have delive_ed?

A bit of a fantasy for us and we would like to know how commonplace it is. . . .

We always think the grocery delivery men must have the best chance!

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only happens in 80's porn films

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Order some food with asda or tesco online and see who turns up with your fruit n veg

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Yes a had the young lad that delive_ed the meat for our local butcher years ago he was cheeky young bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a builder and iv never had the luck of anyone coming onto me I can only hope lol

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Great fantasy but a professional would probably not risk their livelihoods for a quick tumble.

It would be too easy afterwards if the lady was after money to turn around and claim she was attacked in her home.

I know it would not cross the mind of most ladies who would genuinely want that thrill, but it only needs to go wrong once.

An easy solution is for hubby to set this up for you. Contact a guy, make up a fake electric issue. Send they guy round and then encourage you to seduce him on the day.

You don't know but it provides assurance to the guy coming round that he knows what to expect in advance.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

I'll add to that that if you are both there then the odds are higher of someone randomly doing this, as they have less to worry about.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My other half is a heating engineer with his own business. It wouldn't cross his mind to be unprofessional/risk his livelihood /not get paid for a tumble.

As for me, Tesco/UPS/Asda hi viz jackets are not a turn on, not a fantasy of mine.

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By *inkybuggers OP   Couple
over a year ago

leicester


"Yes a had the young lad that delive_ed the meat for our local butcher years ago he was cheeky young bugger "

Tell us more . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a delivery man show up I'd had months before, thats about as close as I've got lol

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I thought this thread was a gripe about your delivery man

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By *inkybuggers OP   Couple
over a year ago

leicester


"I thought this thread was a gripe about your delivery man "

Bloody hell it does look like that doesn't it, oops

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I thought fucking delivery men was going to be a thread slagging them off for throwing parcels over the hedge and making up your signature etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only happens in 80's porn films"

PMSL...so if he speaks out of sync with lips ... He's genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and here was me thinking from the title this was going to be a thread moaning about late delivery men!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I was a courier for 3 years and nobody ever even tried to seduce me

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I thought this thread was a gripe about your delivery man

Bloody hell it does look like that doesn't it, oops

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Was going to post my bad experience with delivery men. He dropped off my parcel to a wrong address even though it needed a signature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for royal mail about 10 years ago ,a lady on my round came onto me everyday, i never took advantage,we was not swinging then, a missed opportunity i think lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I deal with delivery drivers for a living and believe me more than half of them you wouldn't touch with someone else's barge pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy at my work that seems like the sorta guy who wouldn't have much luck with the opposite sex(or even same sex for that matter) Im a cleaner and was sweeping one sunny day and I was wearing a vest top, think he got more of a view than bargained for when I noticed he walked into a stall. Don't think I help the situation as he delive_ed something yeserday morning to my house and I answe_ed in my dressing gown hah poor boy must think I'm trying to seduce him!

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By *ark_KnightsMan
over a year ago

london

Not delivery but on client site being technical engineer I have only once had the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest fantasy of all, getting someone in to do some work around the house, could be delivery guy I guess,and flirt crazily with him to the point where he just takes me there and then

But alas I can't see it happening but it's a good thought that keeps me going xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only happend twice in 16 years. Both house calls. Very rare tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a delivery man as such but when the guy from ntl was running the cable into the front bedroom my gf at the time was wanking me off over her tits in the back bedroom.

She then went and offe_ed him a cup of tea with my spunk still dripping between her boobs

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Had a couple of soft plays recently with the boiler fitters and the washing machine delivery guys. The pizza guy get flashed regularly but nothing more....yet

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Few years ago when i was 20ish as takeaway driver.. new to a job.. one evening got a delivery to a house.. a normal delivery.. but on this occassion.. a very curvey brunette opened the door.. i dont know who was more pleased her or me... 'are you new' she asked.. 'yes just started' was my response. She was probably a sexi 55.

Deliveries to this house became more frequent.. and later into the evening.. and also did notice the clothing become more and more suggestive when she opened the door.

Then one evening 1am when the takeaway shut.. low and behold a delivery to her house but this time. The order was for 2..guests she may have i thought. Got to her house and with such a drop dead evening gown on.. gave her delivery and she said 'i have orde_ed for 2' knowing we close at 1.. she asked me to join her as i had finished work.. ofcourse was not going to turn her down!

She always wanted an indian so she said... and not the food kind.

And boy the art of seduction and tease was out of this world..clothes stayed on for about am hour as she worked on seducing me...was young shy and inexperienced back then. A delivery i will never forget trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did multi drop driving for years and never had it happen although had many a climpse of flesh shown id like to think on purpous but i doubt it lol i would have jumped at the chance it was a big fantasy of mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deliver all over UK. Get quite a bit of flirting from women towards me mainly commenting how strong I must be to deliver the goods I do but never had one offer me sex could be because we work in two's due to how heavy some items are.

If offe_ed it I might be tempted to do it just depends on what signals are given at the time, I'm usually a good at judging how people will be could be from working on the doors.

Ps.. I have uniform if any ladies wanted to plan a delivery haha.

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By *ildflower.xWoman
over a year ago

Grimsby

I've never done it but just today I had the postman knock at the door, I could of quite easily dragged him in. Suppose it depends what mood your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never done it but just today I had the postman knock at the door, I could of quite easily dragged him in. Suppose it depends what mood your in "

Looking at your profile I don't think he would have put up much of a fight

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Had a couple of soft plays recently with the boiler fitters and the washing machine delivery guys. The pizza guy get flashed regularly but nothing more....yet "

Shouts after looking at your pic's "mad for it.. Delivery.."

No wait, it was Madbid ... delivery on the telly...

Mad for it is better

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By *ildflower.xWoman
over a year ago

Grimsby


"I've never done it but just today I had the postman knock at the door, I could of quite easily dragged him in. Suppose it depends what mood your in

Looking at your profile I don't think he would have put up much of a fight "

Do you think ha ha, I might try next time he catches me in a particularly dirty mood

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By *rvoyuerMan
over a year ago

Luton

I had my own construction business (virtually a one man band) for 5 years. I did ok and had no qualms about reputation, livelihood etc. In fact quite the opposite as I got a rather nice recommendation and another satisfied client!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody done it? Any delivery guys on here been seduced when they have delive_ed?

A bit of a fantasy for us and we would like to know how commonplace it is. . . .

We always think the grocery delivery men must have the best chance!

Cheers"

It happened to me, but not there and then, as it was a factory I was delivering to, we arranged to meet later she became my fuck buddy for about a year after that

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By *ark_KnightsMan
over a year ago

london


"I've never done it but just today I had the postman knock at the door, I could of quite easily dragged him in. Suppose it depends what mood your in

Looking at your profile I don't think he would have put up much of a fight

Do you think ha ha, I might try next time he catches me in a particularly dirty mood "

I'm taking his round off him

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

London

I was in the shower last week when the delivery man called so I hurridly put a towel around me and answe_ed the door. When I was signing for the delivery the towel slipped revealing my boobs...he left with a big smile

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I was in the shower last week when the delivery man called so I hurridly put a towel around me and answe_ed the door. When I was signing for the delivery the towel slipped revealing my boobs...he left with a big smile "

Oh yes, accidental huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a shame I'm not allowed to contact customers to arrange social activities lol. Been to some ladies house 3 times now and I'm certain I'd have a chance to take her out. Unfortunately it's not worth me losing my job over by asking the question.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Had a couple of soft plays recently with the boiler fitters and the washing machine delivery guys. The pizza guy get flashed regularly but nothing more....yet

Shouts after looking at your pic's "mad for it.. Delivery.."

No wait, it was Madbid ... delivery on the telly...

Mad for it is better"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a delivery driver for a supermarket, I wish it to happen every shift lol

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Had a couple of soft plays recently with the boiler fitters and the washing machine delivery guys. The pizza guy get flashed regularly but nothing more....yet

Shouts after looking at your pic's "mad for it.. Delivery.."

No wait, it was Madbid ... delivery on the telly...

Mad for it is better

Thanks "

Of course, I'd find it hard delivering to you No, not THAT.. although..

It's the ish in your postcode, never find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for a high class grocer, and delive_ed across the uk, more than once I gave ladies 'a little extra' when they started flirting. I was in my late 20's and basically a hormone on legs! Lol! One woman insisted on me by name for all her deliveries after the first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked delivery driving for 7 years got flashed twice but thats it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never done it but just today I had the postman knock at the door, I could of quite easily dragged him in. Suppose it depends what mood your in "

If you nee anything delivering from London to Grimsby just let me know!

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Yup. I have. In the work place.... And he's on here now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few deliveries due this week, might slip in a few sexual innuendo's if any of them are hot and see how I get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been delivering pizza for a year now and my one regret is the porn films lie! Lol. Never yet been paid in kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen lots of women/couples put cam on front door for take away deliverys and answer in nauty undies or naked

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

They'd have to kick their heels for 90 minutes whilst I glammed up. They'd soon get bo_ed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a couple of soft plays recently with the boiler fitters and the washing machine delivery guys. The pizza guy get flashed regularly but nothing more....yet "
I'd love to be your pizza guy flik

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By *ablicker69Man
over a year ago

UK

Worked as a drivers mate for the summer when I was a student. I used to go and get the signature as the driver got the goods from the lorry. I'd go get the package and carry it in if it was a one man job. But if the lady was attractive we'd both carry it in (driver's rules ).

One day I gave the nod to the driver as the customer was gorgeous, but it was a bed anyway so needed two of us. She wanted us to take the bed upstairs, so led the way, with a very short dressing gown on. Not sure if it was planned, but she had nothing on underneath and thankfully I was at the front of the bed.

Apart from that nothing.

The night driver was filth. We used to use the lorry in the day, the night driver would take it to the warehouse, get it filled up, then drop it back to our depot ready for day deliveries. He must've kept about 100 porn mags in the cab and had made what we called his wank board, a wooden board with pictures glued to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was a gripe about your delivery man "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a builder and iv never had the luck of anyone coming onto me I can only hope lol "

I'm in a similar business and i have been fortunate to have been offe_ed so it can and does happen...no bullshit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a delivery driver and I've had fun with one.. but it was pre-arranged with a guy from here I'd met before. I couldn't risk my job on anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivery men are always running against a clock and their trips are timed. Tradesmen are your best bet.....they are always willing to stretch a job out or the lady of the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked as a drivers mate for the summer when I was a student. I used to go and get the signature as the driver got the goods from the lorry. I'd go get the package and carry it in if it was a one man job. But if the lady was attractive we'd both carry it in (driver's rules ).

One day I gave the nod to the driver as the customer was gorgeous, but it was a bed anyway so needed two of us. She wanted us to take the bed upstairs, so led the way, with a very short dressing gown on. Not sure if it was planned, but she had nothing on underneath and thankfully I was at the front of the bed.

Apart from that nothing.

The night driver was filth. We used to use the lorry in the day, the night driver would take it to the warehouse, get it filled up, then drop it back to our depot ready for day deliveries. He must've kept about 100 porn mags in the cab and had made what we called his wank board, a wooden board with pictures glued to it.

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Are you sure it was actual glue sticking the pics to the board?

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

I had quite a bit of experience of women flirting with me when I used to work at a coffee shop.

Maybe it was the appeal of seeing a guy with stubble wearing a uniform and an apron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one experience for me I do removals and I moved this family the daughter was mid 20s I was a teenager at the time and we were flirting all day and at the end of the day she what I was doing the sake me out for drinks then we went back to hers and had amazing sex then never spoke after shame really but waiting for the next

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Frisky accidentally flashed a delivery driver one morning.

She ran down stairs shouting for him to hold on. Put on her dressing gown as she did.

She opened the door and signed for the parcel, took it and shut the door. Once back inside she realised that it was gapping open and one breast was totally out and the other was barely cove_ed...

Now she is a local delivery driver as it fits round her studies and looking after the children.

She says that only one good looking guy has been flirty.

Normally when guys answer the door, they are either old men or grungy students...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a women flirting with me and my work mate earlier. Got the impression she wanted the attention and banter issue is while me and my mate would take a lady up on the offer we can't really lead a convo onto it because we don't know how she'll take it.

So ladies if you do like the delivery guy enough you're gonna have to just blurt it out what you want or it will never happen lol.

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By *otty69Couple
over a year ago

bedford

seen videos on line of pizza deliveries and women flashing , but dont think would ever do it meself....wouldnt want someone knowing where i live..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did some gardening for a friend. His wife came on to me and we end3d up having fun. Seemed that she did not tell him about it at all. So it carried on for about a year. He turned out to be bi so we arranged a suprise for her. All ended up having fun. Pity i still dont see them

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

I love the idea of Mrs answering the door to a delivery man naked apart from a dressing gown, which 'accidentally' falls open as she takes the parcel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my good friend from here sent his wife to the door every weekend to pick up the pizza from the delivery guy. there was always a different guy turn up. she would be completely naked, gorgeous trim body and small pert boobs. she was more turned on than anyone. she never let them touch, just look. she even did this when others were round. we did usually have a GB later on!

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

Making stiff just thinking about that

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

Making me* arghh

Fabs please add an edit button to forum posts!

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