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Sexual Kryptonite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been thinking about what makes me tick. And I've narrowed it down. Firstly, Holdups. Any woman in a pair of holdups can get me to do what the hell she wants. I once spent 10 grand more on a car becuase the saleswoman flashed the tops of her holdups. I'm not having it for a single second she didn't do it on purpose.

Secondly, bodystockigs. Again I'm utterly powerless but thankfully saleawomen don't strut round waring them, and even if they do I can't see them so we are okay.

Lastly, eye contact and a smile. If a woman flirts with me in this way and locks eyes, well that's it im done for.

I know I'm not the only male to have these 'failings' but do worm have them too?

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By *ridmusCouple
over a year ago

sheffield


"I've been thinking about what makes me tick. And I've narrowed it down. Firstly, Holdups. Any woman in a pair of holdups can get me to do what the hell she wants. I once spent 10 grand more on a car becuase the saleswoman flashed the tops of her holdups. I'm not having it for a single second she didn't do it on purpose.

Secondly, bodystockigs. Again I'm utterly powerless but thankfully saleawomen don't strut round waring them, and even if they do I can't see them so we are okay.

Lastly, eye contact and a smile. If a woman flirts with me in this way and locks eyes, well that's it im done for.

I know I'm not the only male to have these 'failings' but do worm have them too? "

peanut MnMs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligence or passion about something. And suits.

A glint in the eye also helps xx

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney"

Bloody hell I cant even speak english right .... Far too yorkshire ! I doubt I will get far with you Courtney !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A sexy smile and someone not up their own backside

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

The way she looks at me

The way she speaks to me

The way she makes me laugh

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"And suits.Ax"

Barney Stinson was right!?

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By *icjMan
over a year ago

Bethnal Green

size 20s age 50s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suits and naughty glint in the eye.

Followed by a fancy a fuck?

Gets me every time

(Not being sarcastic either)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs does it for me every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely sexual Kryptonite would be the stuff that removes your powers to get it up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely sexual Kryptonite would be the stuff that removes your powers to get it up... "

Nah it could also be the stuff that removes your sense of reason or ability to say no.

Based on some of the stories of single blokes on here their kryptonite is anything with a foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice smile can make me laugh and is easy to be around. Sounds simple but guys I find funny I can't resist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"size 20s age 50s "

There's hope for me yet then ....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

2 things make me total putty..but i aint telling..that would be fatal..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 things make me total putty..but i aint telling..that would be fatal.. "

Hahaha very wise. you know what swingers are like. you'll be a quivering wreck before long haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney"

I agree with this... Witty/funny, but not someone who is a massive flirt and uses the charm to get women in to bed.

Someone who makes me laugh and is a genuinely nice bloke will win me round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The single thing that gets me more turned on than anything else (so far) is the sight, sound and feel of a lady climaxing.

I absolutely love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a Beautiful smile and an inviting demeanor along with all the other sexy accoutrements xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The single thing that gets me more turned on than anything else (so far) is the sight, sound and feel of a lady climaxing.

I absolutely love it. "

... But to get me there in the first place, a pretty face (nice eyes, mouth and hair), confidence, sarcastic sense of humour, and that cheeky glint in the eyes which tells you that she wants to get you nsked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney

I agree with this... Witty/funny, but not someone who is a massive flirt and uses the charm to get women in to bed.

Someone who makes me laugh and is a genuinely nice bloke will win me round "

That can be a fine line though. I would consider myself to be quite a funny guy. I have an ability to make people laugh. Usually with humour directed at myslef. However, when talking to women I've been accused of flirting when I'm just genuinely having a laugh. It's a problem I don't have an answer too. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney"

This

I like a bit of cheek as well - a cheeky smile and a naughty twinkle in their eyes

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A beautiful mind and fabulous eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney

I agree with this... Witty/funny, but not someone who is a massive flirt and uses the charm to get women in to bed.

Someone who makes me laugh and is a genuinely nice bloke will win me round "

Someone funny and intelligent with big, sparkly eyes and a lovely smile!

Oh. - and the body of an Adonis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking about this with my best friend last night actually. And for me, it's definitely someone who makes me laugh. I totally think a guy could laugh me into bed

Also someone that smells good too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney"

My Monster won me over the second he spoke to me.. English with a hint of something floating in the back ground.. Afterwards found out he spoke 5 languages plus loads of dialects of those countries and has a brain to tease me with...hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply a sexy smile and wink does it for me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

If they know who Gurdjieff or Ouspensky are and have mischievous eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red heads...every bloody time.

I am so weak willed.

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

There's pretty much nothing I won't do for a lady with pigtails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney"

I can speak english, glaswegian, yorkshire and have a smattering of french, italian, german, japanese, thai and korean. Oh and bullshit...fluent in that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney

I can speak english, glaswegian, yorkshire and have a smattering of french, italian, german, japanese, thai and korean. Oh and bullshit...fluent in that haha"

Well then, hello there

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligence, a nice smile and a suit. A lethal combination

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Bacon sandwich, with, of course, brown sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a guy is witty he will win me over. Smart humor is mesmerizing.

Also intelligence. I think Marc had me the minute I found out he spoke six languages.

So, it doesn't take tooo much

-Courtney

I can speak english, glaswegian, yorkshire and have a smattering of french, italian, german, japanese, thai and korean. Oh and bullshit...fluent in that haha"

i speak fluent gibberish.....lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"red heads...every bloody time.

I am so weak willed.

"

We are very hard to find these days especially natural redheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"red heads...every bloody time.

I am so weak willed.

We are very hard to find these days especially natural redheads "

Oh why, oh why are all the red heads miles away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body stockings, fringe, knee high socks, brunettes, desi to name just a few.

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