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A dilemma for you ladies!

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Righto ladies! Your going to a meet/club but you have only time to preen one part of your body. What do you choose? Yes. I know it`s total fantasy that this will ever happen in real life

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I'd cancel

There is no way on earth i'd have a meet with hairy armpits/foof/legs Or without having moisturised well, done my hair and put a face on as well as my nails.

Often takes me 4 hours plus to get ready for a meet.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better sweep the flue, and clear the passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Righto ladies! Your going to a meet/club but you have only time to preen one part of your body. What do you choose? Yes. I know it`s total fantasy that this will ever happen in real life "

what do you mean one part? do you mean only eyes, lips, tch goodness sakes be bit more specific. corrrr i dunno

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

id cancel too

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id cancel too, if i didnt have time to look my best i wouldnt go, there no point going to a meet if your not comfy about what you look like, i have been known to cancel meets because ive had a spot before lol

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I knew I was asking a really stupid question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would have to cancel

if i go to a meet i like to look and feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The outside."

I agree...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teeth.

Im always spotlessly clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor OP: don't know women very well do you?!! We'd probably all cancel!

Both my daughters went to town shopping today. My house was spotless and I have a very local friend who could have arrived in 10 minutes for a morning of fun. But when I thought about it, by the time I did my hair, tidied my eyebrows, armpits etc, showered, moisturised etc, my daughters would be back!

It's l-o-n-g hard work being gorgeous you know!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yeap, I would cancel as well!!!

There is no way I could meet without being 100% ready.....what a hard life us women have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I was asking a really stupid question! "

would you want someone turning up to meet un that hadnt taken the time to get ready?

i wouldnt

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By *lack Widow n MateCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/pontefract/doncaster

If I was so horny I can be ready in 30 mins...but do feel rushed...lol..

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Poor OP: don't know women very well do you?!! "

It was a very toungue firmly wedged in cheek post as I know all of you ladies like to look good for a variety of reasons!

Seems I have to either improve on my sense of humour or work harder at getting you all to know me a bit better!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd sort my hair.

ALL OF IT!

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By *rcalmMan
over a year ago

leeds/bradford

so to all us men take note,ha no short cuts,got to be all set an example..happy xmas to all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor OP: don't know women very well do you?!!

It was a very toungue firmly wedged in cheek post as I know all of you ladies like to look good for a variety of reasons!

Seems I have to either improve on my sense of humour or work harder at getting you all to know me a bit better! "

...and I have to improve mine as I thought the sticking tongue out and smiling smileys would show my response was tongue in cheek: obviously not!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie! "

So's Sassy...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie!

So's Sassy... "

I got that impression... but I was too scared to mention it!

*runs away*

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie! "

Aahhh! Fanks!

*goes all shy*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie!

So's Sassy...

I got that impression... but I was too scared to mention it!

*runs away*"

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!! "

It's a mystery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie!

So's Sassy...

I got that impression... but I was too scared to mention it!

*runs away*

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!! "

Coz yoo keeps tewwin us dat you's a shaved puddy...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!! "

awwwwwww I believe you're weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat...............

......................................................................................with razor sharp claws and sabre teef (but only when neccessary)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!!

It's a mystery...."

Isn't it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... Bumpy can take it! He's a sweetie!

So's Sassy...

I got that impression... but I was too scared to mention it!

*runs away*

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!!

Coz yoo keeps tewwin us dat you's a shaved puddy... "

Are you calling me a Sphynx?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!!

awwwwwww I believe you're weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat...............

......................................................................................with razor sharp claws and sabre teef (but only when neccessary) "

See...a woman gets it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How come no one believes I'm weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat?!!

awwwwwww I believe you're weally a fwuffy, wuffy, puddy tat...............

......................................................................................with razor sharp claws and sabre teef (but only when neccessary)

See...a woman gets it! "

Ooh! Can I watch... Oh inscrutable one..?

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales


"Righto ladies! Your going to a meet/club but you have only time to preen one part of your body. What do you choose? Yes. I know it`s total fantasy that this will ever happen in real life "

I'm always preened and ready to go.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Righto ladies! Your going to a meet/club but you have only time to preen one part of your body. What do you choose? Yes. I know it`s total fantasy that this will ever happen in real life

I'm always preened and ready to go.. x

"

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd simply die if I had to go out without shaving my beard

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One thing`s for certain, my friend was right! He says there`s one thing you should never give a woman ...... a choice!

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