FabSwingers.com forum: Peach Perfect's prolific, prosaic profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello my lovelies!

As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!

If you're already losing the will to live, please feel free to have a gander and - as many of you know me better than most - please feel free to let me know if I've missed anything vital (or completely inconsequential) out!

If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!

Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands washed and read it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it all the first time I saw you post. I'm a loser, I always read profiles.

Nice pics, by the way

-Courtney

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If it works, let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy I luv u! Your profile is amaaaaaaazing! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just used my otherwise dull tea break reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I'm quite proud of myself.....I read it all in one go! I need a lie down now, I've got eye strain!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am changing mine to fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot The Shetland Isles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good read and nice pictures.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

after reading you're profile I see you are slightly crazy/deranged but in a good way and have a twisted sense of humor which makes me laugh a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive read it but took a while as i was perving your pics as usual

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By *ringo1969Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Does alliteration begin with a 'p'?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I must admit the profile turned me on more than your reverse cowgirl photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read it all the first time I saw you post. I'm a loser, I always read profiles.

Nice pics, by the way

-Courtney"

Thanks Hun!

You already know we all think you're gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does alliteration begin with a 'p'?"

Must admit I'm a bit of an alliteration fan! I never progressed much beyond that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it works, let me know!"

I will my lovely - but it's designed to deter anyone but fellow forumites and the brave at heart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/15 16:13:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peachy I luv u! Your profile is amaaaaaaazing! Hehe

Aw thanks lovely! Yours is - to the point!

glad we forumites get your full attention!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You forgot The Shetland Isles xx

Darn! I'll add an addendum later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amendments and grammar check complete!

If anyone out there as anal about grammar and spelling as I am spots any mistakes - feel free to let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read that. Best laugh I've had all day. Thank you. Lol

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just read that. Best laugh I've had all day. Thank you. Lol

Claire

XX"

You're welcome love!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I looked at your first photo then didn't bother reading anything after that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I looked at your first photo then didn't bother reading anything after that

Well I read ALL of yours - so I think you're under obligation to do the same!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Amendments and grammar check complete!

If anyone out there as anal about grammar and spelling as I am spots any mistakes - feel free to let me know!

Should be a capital 'I' in the last line of the third paragraph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy Paula penned a pleasing portrait particularly putting puns in place with perfectly planned penmanship.

What larks! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peachy Paula penned a pleasing portrait particularly putting puns in place with perfectly planned penmanship.

What larks! Lol"

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!!! Very very funny

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I looked at your first photo then didn't bother reading anything after that

Well I read ALL of yours - so I think you're under obligation to do the same!

It's excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're bonkers woman & love you to bits xxx

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We met you in Amour; your profile is perfect for you

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That my dear is the best profile ever

Now can you bring my certificate round in person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That my dear is the best profile ever

Now can you bring my certificate round in person?

With pleasure!

And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"That my dear is the best profile ever

Now can you bring my certificate round in person?

With pleasure!

And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!

As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!

If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!

Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!

Perfectly poignant, it's a fantastic profile and I must say, you're upfront and honest about what you are and what you want and I'd still love to meet you and fuck you.

Can you give me that therapists number please

Mistermistermac x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me at "Well - hello".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo- The Shetlands made it!

I want my certificate now- share certificate that is! I feel a certain sense of propriety now!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I like playing with Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!

As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!

If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!

Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!

You didn't mention you're a bit of a lerch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/15 16:05:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my dear is the best profile ever

Now can you bring my certificate round in person?

With pleasure!

And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight!

You ladies can thank me later for turning her Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach - that was bloomin' hilarious. The Fab Oscar for the funniest and most adorably nutty profile is yours. Chuckles all round on Planet Heels.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What's an AA road map?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the funniest profiles I've read - couldn't help but read it all (while lying in bed...!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" What's an AA road map?"

Google should help there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the funniest profiles I've read - couldn't help but read it all (while lying in bed...!)"

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks!

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