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Wtf is a 'car crash pussy'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw on a profile that they didn't want anyone with a 'car crash pussy'?

I've had three kids and I'm still neat and tidy down there but this, on a profile, intrigues me lol

It's making me think now about big fannies lol. Lots of posts about vwe guys... What about fannies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what it is. I've had 5 kids, only one popped out of my fanny and nobody has complained yet. Don't think it means big fannies even, sounds more like the appearance is unappealing down to mangled looking lips and that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when a hedgehog has been run over........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a handy term used to help you identify which profiles to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a handy term used to help you identify which profiles to avoid. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a handy term used to help you identify which profiles to avoid. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know for sure but some pussies are very neat and tidy, some can be a little 'flappy' if you get my drift. Could it be that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car Crash Pussy sounds like a punk band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

"

This

However I have to say I've seen some pictures on here that resemble a ripped out fireplace. Gaping .. seriously just why ??

I've had 3 babies from mine and I'd hope it doesn't resemble 'a car crash' but I guess with all these things it's how it feels that matters most and even more importantly the person it belongs to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

This

However I have to say I've seen some pictures on here that resemble a ripped out fireplace. Gaping .. seriously just why ??

I've had 3 babies from mine and I'd hope it doesn't resemble 'a car crash' but I guess with all these things it's how it feels that matters most and even more importantly the person it belongs to "

I've had three also and mine is lovely (so I've been told!)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't know for sure but some pussies are very neat and tidy, some can be a little 'flappy' if you get my drift. Could it be that?

"

Sorry... what?

I was distracted by your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know for sure but some pussies are very neat and tidy, some can be a little 'flappy' if you get my drift. Could it be that?

Sorry... what?

I was distracted by your ass"

You weren't the only one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You weren't the only one ... "

That could give a guy a complex you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard that expression

"Car crash pussy"

I've heard the expression

" pussy like an old ripped out fire place"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car Crash Pussy sounds like a punk band "

Yeah it is. We have our first gig at Wembley next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car crash pussy, do guys really care what it looks like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I heard was from a woman who had looked at her pussy immediately after giving birth. She said it looked like a dropped kebab.

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By *edCynWoman
over a year ago

SGV

Some folks apparently do

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Sounds like a profile written by a teenage boy or a man with the mental age of a child. Just a childish thing to say. My advice would be avoid people who say daft things like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had 4 big babies all vaginally, and I think mine still looks very neat...no flappers, no stickey out bits, might need a bit more lube but apart from that its tickety boo no complaints so far so must look good

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think about the phrase 'punched lasagne'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

"

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Ive had 4 big babies all vaginally, and I think mine still looks very neat...no flappers, no stickey out bits, might need a bit more lube but apart from that its tickety boo no complaints so far so must look good "

It is indeed gorgeous..not sure I've ever heard a pussy referenced as tickety boo before though lol

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm sorry, I think it's ignorant to say that. It's not like a person is in control of what their bits look like. I have large labia and i've never had any complaints. I've also had no children. So the big lips is nothing to do with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when a guy calls a womans pussy that, means he has a small willy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

"

Or its the school holidays and the school kids are making false profiles to save themselves wanking over there mums kays lingerie section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twinkle like a butcher's window?

(Not saying p***y. Not keen on the word.)

Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks.

I think the butcher's window look refers to having larger labia minora, which protrude and can appear a little disorganised, to some.

I've met guys who prefer this look. And guy who don't. As with everything else, it's all a question of preference.

Genitals have all sorts of lumps and bumps and bits and bobs. There's no 'normal' minky, and no 'normal' winky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had 4 big babies all vaginally, and I think mine still looks very neat...no flappers, no stickey out bits, might need a bit more lube but apart from that its tickety boo no complaints so far so must look good

It is indeed gorgeous..not sure I've ever heard a pussy referenced as tickety boo before though lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twinkle like a butcher's window?

(Not saying p***y. Not keen on the word.)

Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks.

I think the butcher's window look refers to having larger labia minora, which protrude and can appear a little disorganised, to some.

I've met guys who prefer this look. And guy who don't. As with everything else, it's all a question of preference.

Genitals have all sorts of lumps and bumps and bits and bobs. There's no 'normal' minky, and no 'normal' winky.

"

On these theeads you get so many self-congratulatory "I've had 7 kids and mine is still pretty, pink and tight and porn approved and neat " as if the things are connected or as if it's an achievement to have been born with something that fits the current aesthetic standard of what women are "supposed" to look like.

As the childless owner of a flappy, kebab, beef curtains, butchers window, ripped out bus seat, car crash one I'm clearly bucking the trend here. Enter at your own risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twinkle like a butcher's window?

(Not saying p***y. Not keen on the word.)

Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks.

I think the butcher's window look refers to having larger labia minora, which protrude and can appear a little disorganised, to some.

I've met guys who prefer this look. And guy who don't. As with everything else, it's all a question of preference.

Genitals have all sorts of lumps and bumps and bits and bobs. There's no 'normal' minky, and no 'normal' winky.

On these theeads you get so many self-congratulatory "I've had 7 kids and mine is still pretty, pink and tight and porn approved and neat " as if the things are connected or as if it's an achievement to have been born with something that fits the current aesthetic standard of what women are "supposed" to look like.

As the childless owner of a flappy, kebab, beef curtains, butchers window, ripped out bus seat, car crash one I'm clearly bucking the trend here. Enter at your own risk. "

It's as if they assume your lips grow as soon as you give birth! my husband 'charmingly' calls mine Nemo as it has one lip slightly larger than the other although it's still lickable kissable and fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twinkle like a butcher's window?

(Not saying p***y. Not keen on the word.)

Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks.

I think the butcher's window look refers to having larger labia minora, which protrude and can appear a little disorganised, to some.

I've met guys who prefer this look. And guy who don't. As with everything else, it's all a question of preference.

Genitals have all sorts of lumps and bumps and bits and bobs. There's no 'normal' minky, and no 'normal' winky.

On these theeads you get so many self-congratulatory "I've had 7 kids and mine is still pretty, pink and tight and porn approved and neat " as if the things are connected or as if it's an achievement to have been born with something that fits the current aesthetic standard of what women are "supposed" to look like.

As the childless owner of a flappy, kebab, beef curtains, butchers window, ripped out bus seat, car crash one I'm clearly bucking the trend here. Enter at your own risk. "

Haha this made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twinkle like a butcher's window?

(Not saying p***y. Not keen on the word.)

Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks.

I think the butcher's window look refers to having larger labia minora, which protrude and can appear a little disorganised, to some.

I've met guys who prefer this look. And guy who don't. As with everything else, it's all a question of preference.

Genitals have all sorts of lumps and bumps and bits and bobs. There's no 'normal' minky, and no 'normal' winky.

On these theeads you get so many self-congratulatory "I've had 7 kids and mine is still pretty, pink and tight and porn approved and neat " as if the things are connected or as if it's an achievement to have been born with something that fits the current aesthetic standard of what women are "supposed" to look like.

As the childless owner of a flappy, kebab, beef curtains, butchers window, ripped out bus seat, car crash one I'm clearly bucking the trend here. Enter at your own risk.

It's as if they assume your lips grow as soon as you give birth! my husband 'charmingly' calls mine Nemo as it has one lip slightly larger than the other although it's still lickable kissable and fuckable "

Aww Nemo sounds like a cute name for it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have seen women with some very average sized pussy's swell quite exorbitantly, and women with larger labia's tighten up like a violin when clenched... they are all really much of a muchness. I think the profile the OP spotted is probably quite a young, beautiful, missionary only one lol

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

"

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a little weird that we're now supposed to worry about what our vagina looks like - something completely beyond our control!

I think mine looks ok - but I refuse to look at thousands of other fannies so I can compare and contrast!

What I DO do, and think every other woman should do - is regularly do pelvic floor exercises so that I can grip pretty much any size penis - and avoid incontinence!!

When guys ask for close-ups of my vagina I tell them to look at any one of the millions of open vag pics on fab, choose one they like and imagine it's mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think thee all beautiful give so much pleasure

Its what you do with them that's more important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car Crash Pussy sounds like a punk band "

"Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school .....Hmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me cringe to hell.

To make a woman feel SO bad about something she has little to no control over by calling it a 'dropped kebab' or any other like is the most vile part.

To birth a child is a privilege denied to many. It also has little impact on the 'state' of ones vagina postnatally.

I'm sorry. I don't know who said it but I feel sorry for him for being the king of losers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having babies shouldn't change the way a lady's vulva looks."

I've just checked the prices in Autotrader, Volvos being used as family cars seemed to go for the same prices as others.

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland


"Ive had 4 big babies all vaginally, and I think mine still looks very neat...no flappers, no stickey out bits, might need a bit more lube but apart from that its tickety boo no complaints so far so must look good "

I can see why you haven't had any complaints ! Very neat

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Is away to look at pussies to see if mine is a car crash. Never had any complaints though.

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By *ERGIE6Man
over a year ago

irvine

Dont know what it is but ive never bothered what a ladys pussy looks like

prefer the taste to be honest but think people need to accept everyone is different

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha car crash pussy, wtf?!

Other one I've heard were donner kebab lips.

I however love a large labia if that's what they're going on about. Though saying that I've never seen a vagina I didn't think was lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused the lips aren't meant to be there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's quite possible I have a car crash I have no idea. Watch out friends list I need your opinions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is ok but what do I know

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I hate it when people say stupid things like that. It is so Sex Negative when this site should be full of Sex Positive people. I dont know why a man would want women to feel shame about their bodies.

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By *ordsandstuffMan
over a year ago

Highbury

It's stupid stupid, rude, unkind and many other things. Surely we all know the best lovers do not come with the shapes and sizes the fashion and lads mags say are the most perfect?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The fact that people feel they have the right to pass aesthetic judgement over what my or anyone else's minge looks like (something which I have no control over short of a labiaplasty which I have no intention of ever having done), interspersed with the whole 'put them away' type threads is one of the few things on here that is guaranteed to get me angry. It reeks of misogyny and immaturity. We all have visual preferences about all sorts of anatomical traits; it doesn't mean we have to be tosspots about it.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I've had heard the "dropped kebab"

And " ripped welly " terms just wonder what your willy would look like if a baby came out of it !! Go figure !!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I hate it when people say stupid things like that. It is so Sex Negative when this site should be full of Sex Positive people. I dont know why a man would want women to feel shame about their bodies. "

No different to the women who slate men with small cocks!

Ive seen a programme where girls as young as 18 had surgery to remove some of their labia to reduce the size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when people say stupid things like that. It is so Sex Negative when this site should be full of Sex Positive people. I dont know why a man would want women to feel shame about their bodies.

No different to the women who slate men with small cocks!

Ive seen a programme where girls as young as 18 had surgery to remove some of their labia to reduce the size. "

And they shouldn't do that either. Both sexes get what they're born with, so I'm not sure why people are so proud of having a "perfect" one, it's not like they did anything for it.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I hate it when people say stupid things like that. It is so Sex Negative when this site should be full of Sex Positive people. I dont know why a man would want women to feel shame about their bodies.

No different to the women who slate men with small cocks!

Ive seen a programme where girls as young as 18 had surgery to remove some of their labia to reduce the size. "

I have to disagree with you on that. Statements the one mentioned by the op portrays women as a passive object of the male gaze, rather than active, sexually powerful individuals. We still live in a male dominated society and misogynistic comments serve to maintain the status quo, rather than allow a more equal and inclusive world which would be beneficial to all of us.

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By *ordsandstuffMan
over a year ago

Highbury

Some really well made points in this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had heard the "dropped kebab"

And " ripped welly " terms just wonder what your willy would look like if a baby came out of it !! Go figure !!!!!

"

Well said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very large lips and my clit swells rather large too so I have been told but it is the way it is and is someone would tell me it looks lime a car crash pussy, they could feck right off. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that people feel they have the right to pass aesthetic judgement over what my or anyone else's minge looks like (something which I have no control over short of a labiaplasty which I have no intention of ever having done), interspersed with the whole 'put them away' type threads is one of the few things on here that is guaranteed to get me angry. It reeks of misogyny and immaturity. We all have visual preferences about all sorts of anatomical traits; it doesn't mean we have to be tosspots about it."

Well said .

There have been times on the forum where it's been deemed as highly amusing to come up with derogatory terms for a minge .

Guaranteed block from us for anyone sinking to such a level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that people feel they have the right to pass aesthetic judgement over what my or anyone else's minge looks like (something which I have no control over short of a labiaplasty which I have no intention of ever having done), interspersed with the whole 'put them away' type threads is one of the few things on here that is guaranteed to get me angry. It reeks of misogyny and immaturity. We all have visual preferences about all sorts of anatomical traits; it doesn't mean we have to be tosspots about it."

Absolutely spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that people feel they have the right to pass aesthetic judgement over what my or anyone else's minge looks like (something which I have no control over short of a labiaplasty which I have no intention of ever having done), interspersed with the whole 'put them away' type threads is one of the few things on here that is guaranteed to get me angry. It reeks of misogyny and immaturity. We all have visual preferences about all sorts of anatomical traits; it doesn't mean we have to be tosspots about it.

Well said .

There have been times on the forum where it's been deemed as highly amusing to come up with derogatory terms for a minge .

Guaranteed block from us for anyone sinking to such a level "

Couldn't agree more! Some people's way of thinking is beyond us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well isn't it great that everyone's different and we all like and dislike different things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. And who says what's 'normal'? Every human is different and thank God... I wonder if the person in question has or will get any meets?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well isn't it great that everyone's different and we all like and dislike different things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. And who says what's 'normal'? Every human is different and thank God... I wonder if the person in question has or will get any meets? "
We have what we are born with, so just enjoy your body!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well isn't it great that everyone's different and we all like and dislike different things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. And who says what's 'normal'? Every human is different and thank God... I wonder if the person in question has or will get any meets? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one I heard was from a woman who had looked at her pussy immediately after giving birth. She said it looked like a dropped kebab. "

I've heard badly packed kebab as a description!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder the motivation behind these type of threads or maybe i'm just in a cynical mood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the avoidance of doubt by the way, I don't pass judgement one way or the other,I think every pussy is as nice as the other, certainly as kissable and lickable. I was just commenting on a descriptive name I'd heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one I heard was from a woman who had looked at her pussy immediately after giving birth. She said it looked like a dropped kebab. "
a friend of mine once said 'when your wife gives birth never take a look down at the business end,as it is like watching your favourite pub burn down'. I must say it did make me chuckle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one I heard was from a woman who had looked at her pussy immediately after giving birth. She said it looked like a dropped kebab. a friend of mine once said 'when your wife gives birth never take a look down at the business end,as it is like watching your favourite pub burn down'. I must say it did make me chuckle... "

I shouldn't laugh but that was funny! Although to be honest, having at that end 2/3 of my kids births, it's absolutely not an issue for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw on a profile that they didn't want anyone with a 'car crash pussy'?

I've had three kids and I'm still neat and tidy down there but this, on a profile, intrigues me lol

It's making me think now about big fannies lol. Lots of posts about vwe guys... What about fannies?

"

Don't think you'll get many guys wanting a saggy fanny. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will stop perving and hot listing before I cause myself an injury

Maybe I'm weird, but I'm just happy to see pussy from time to time regardless of how it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having entered this debate some time ago and only just returning, I felt it only right to clarify my position.

I think 99% of guys would agree with me when I say It really is of no concern what it looks like, neat, car crash, dropped kebab..........or otherwise. The human being that owns it is the only thing that matters..................or to put it another way I've never seen one that I didn't want to lick!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's code for "avoid this profile because they're clearly morons".

Or that's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

Or its the school holidays and the school kids are making false profiles to save themselves wanking over there mums kays lingerie section "

It was a couple profile with a fair few veris

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