FabSwingers.com forum: Things you never read on status's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Male away, female available to play on own'

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only female will perv !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not playing at the moment until vaginal discharge clears up'

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

We're "NOT" closing our account at midnight so we don't need all the messages begging us to stay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Male away, female available to play on own'

I've seen this, actually!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'Anyone want to open up a new level for me on Candy crush?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got terrible cystitis - anyone wanna come and scratch my itch??

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"'Male away, female available to play on own'

I've seen this, actually!

Did you take a screenshot ?

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

Got the clap so you have as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'One line messages and a cock pic is guaranteed to get me wet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Pregnant. Urgently need all gangbang attendees to get in touch'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/15 16:31:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the status shuffle game, But I was probably blocked by a few people afterwards

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'Yes, I do have a 12" cock and I've a public pic of it against a ruler with my face and a copy of today's newspaper with me name on it'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"[Removed by poster at 12/10/15 16:31:05]"

Not sure, but I might have seen that one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clinic says I am fine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen this one: "We are a group of girls that want one guy"

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

'neither bored, alone or horny' (with no text speak)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a missed call from the walk in clinic. *worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're "NOT" closing our account at midnight so we don't need all the messages begging us to stay!"

So much lol! I must see someone "quit" every other night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the status shuffle game, But I was probably blocked by a few people afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a shit shag

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm on the sex offenders register

Would prefer to accommodate due to my electronic tag

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By *eLuv2PlayCouple
over a year ago

Alpena

I only need 10 minutes from start to finish. I'm not called the wham bam thank you king for nothing!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Inch when fully hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where are all the women who don't squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We embrace you Mother Nature, and are able to live without swinging for a few days in order to let you take your course"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male. Could all female's stop messaging me I have over 300 unread messages. If I dont reply dont take it personally im just not intrested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single male in a totally committed relationship and haven't got issues that nobody loves me. Boo hoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the green dot's on, the wife's in bed asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single females please don't message us if we want you we will find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a time waster and I will disappear the day of the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the green dot's on, the wife's in bed asleep.

Haha, on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blue pill is still working!... who's next?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a lot of time on my hands anyway, so it wasn't really wasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous single females wants hard sex with any man who happens to be passing. Preferably in a layby.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't like to go down on women, nor can I breathe through my ears, nor is your happiness my only concern..

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Having a poo...back on cam in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me mum goes out in an hour,anyone available??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me the karma chameleon, I cum and go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can travel but need to bring the triplets!....

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Who wants to cam with me and my brother and sister

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Looking for a non-convincing CD

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

'Wife away so logging into single male profile instead'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a couple.

Meeting request: We are both sick. Hubby has chlamydia (bloody STI) so is not playing. I am however because the ebola is not affecting me badly yet. Looking forward to seeing you!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Accommodate at mine. Mum will bring up cake and biscuits after we finish.

I practice safe sex- I always lock the car door and keep an axe under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently sat in the gum clinic because I've got a really itchy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not a genuine couple, we are in fact just photo scammers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More holiday snaps going up later 'cos missus doesn't know about this profile.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Just checked my profile and I have some new friends invites and some winks.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"'Male away, female available to play on own'

Actually I've seen that quite regularly

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

I only want anal and will pay you to fuck my arse

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Leaving my lady garden to grow out of control and become riddled with urine

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

'wanted - short, dark and ugly'...

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Anybody who has had sex with me in the last three months please pm me urgently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy who likes to suck cock, don't wait for me to message you, get in touch now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these legal disclaimers are making my job hard at Sydney university!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these legal disclaimers are making my job hard at Sydney university! "

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Small dicked, bearded, short bloke, but big on personality and gsoh available for time wasting tonight.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Hi.. Not big on personal hygiene, lurrve BO, picking my nose and eating it! Any like-minded babes out there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have reviewed the many forum posts on how to make a better profile and am more than happy with how mine looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Male away, female available to play on own'

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will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen this one: "We are a group of girls that want one guy""

really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have reviewed the many forum posts on how to make a better profile and am more than happy with how mine looks. "

This is definitely the one we're never going to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the sex offenders register

Would prefer to accommodate due to my electronic tag

Best one so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen this one: "We are a group of girls that want one guy"

really ?

And that is a car crash waiting to happen if they forget about the forum XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored 21 year old, blonde twins/friends wanting single male.

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