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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would love sum phone fun

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"Would love sum phone fun"

Dont get it stuck

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Closes door gently....

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

Plenty of lube will help, and probably better to use a corded phone instead of a mobile, then you've something to retrieve it with if you push it in too deep...

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Hold it tight and make sure you have your keypad locked you don't want to ring some one in the heat of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure it's on vibrate! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should have a "zipped mouth" emoticon!!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"Hold it tight and make sure you have your keypad locked you don't want to ring some one in the heat of passion

No, that would be a bum call

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think we should have a "zipped mouth" emoticon!!

I think this counts as a 'go for it' situation!

...closes door quietly again...

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Would love sum phone fun"

Get a job as a cold caller salesperson!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Use yer dictaphone...

.....sorry, I just couldn't stop myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love sum phone fun"

Make sure you wrap it in cling film so you can use it afterwards - you don't want to get lube clogged in your mouthpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use yer dictaphone...

.....sorry, I just couldn't stop myself.

Tsk!!

Humph!!

*Mutter, mutter...hypocrite...mutter, mutter*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Use yer dictaphone...

.....sorry, I just couldn't stop myself.

Tsk!!

Humph!!

*Mutter, mutter...hypocrite...mutter, mutter*

I'm not a Hypocrite, I'm a Thespian.

Long live Thespia!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love sum phone fun"

Well,,,,I can't really help you out with that... But I do know this pretty neat thing to try with a carrot...if your interested!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should have a "zipped mouth" emoticon!!

I think this counts as a 'go for it' situation!

...closes door quietly again..."

....Porter! Come open my bloody door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love sum phone fun

Well,,,,I can't really help you out with that... But I do know this pretty neat thing to try with a carrot...if your interested!!!

A carrot? No challenge there ... make it a marrow and you're talking!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Angry Birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angry Birds

..the seasonal version?!

I love it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Angry Birds

..the seasonal version?!

I love it!"

LOL yes I like the Seasonal one, Easter was good too.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Angry Birds

..the seasonal version?!

I love it!

LOL yes I like the Seasonal one, Easter was good too."

I just downloaded iSpade to dig my car out the snow. It doesn't work and now I've scratched my phone to pieces.

I really hate misleading APPS. I'm still waiting for my refund for 'hand warmer' and 'x-ray vision 2: underwear edition' as well.

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