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"People say that you have to be patient here but how long is too long? What if you never get a meet? Not wasting my life waiting for someone to maybe come along. " What effort have you made to contact people? Loads of single guys on here, you have to stand out from the crowd, as they will all tell you. Maybe go to a social or a club and make friends. Good luck! | |||
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"People say that you have to be patient here but how long is too long? What if you never get a meet? Not wasting my life waiting for someone to maybe come along. " Kev's Courting Song. Blown too much of me time Buyin' Dinner and Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines That save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on me stool Right next to hers and I ask Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Cause you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour I'd like you to be on it You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila And the bullshit you gotta go through Like callin' her up An' tellin' her you love her When all that you'd love is just a screw But she wants to hold hands And meet her old man And sit around for hours and talk But me new method is, you just cut through the shit And get down to the goodies straight off Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Do you sleep in the nip Do you give head very often If we can decide your place or mine We can fuck off then You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her Don't sit actin' dumb Just front her full on and drop a few lines that I told ya This new method of mine Might not work every time, but then again no method will I've been spat at and slapped and kneed in the nackers But then I've got a few fucks as well Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me If the answer is no to me questions above Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does | |||
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